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unbfacts · 1 month

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#Crimes #Cars #Canada #stolen car #crazy story

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smak-annihilation · 3 months

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you guy will NOT beliave me when I tell you what happened to me just now

I was at the store right, buying some doritos and pepsi, and then I heard the little windchimes they have at the front door, I look to see and who it is, and low and be hold it's a fucking 60 foot tall dragon, he roars and then opens his wings and starts spitting fire like i barelly made it out alive

@juliawithay @ultimateedgelord3073 @auditect @queenoclowns @xer0her0 @olivertreeofficial @annoyingpink @the-prince-of-vaillancourtia

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marvelmaniac715 · 3 months

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I genuinely wish I had pictures to confirm this but I’ve searched through my phone and the photos are just gone, so you’ll have to take my word for this when I tell you an absolutely insane story. A few years ago, I was on holiday with my family, and we went to a wildlife park. Most of the animals were small, like goats and lemurs, but this park had a PUMA. Now, for context, I am quite short and I was wearing a bright pink, fluffy coat. I tell you this because this puma was pacing around the edge of it’s very flimsy enclosure, stalking me and my family around the wildlife park, as far as it’s enclosure would allow, staring right at me the entire time. We weren’t moving too fast either, we were taking a leisurely stroll around that place, stopping for pictures and everything. A few months later… the puma broke out of its enclosure - the same flimsy, small enclosure it had been in when I visited with my family. So basically, I was nearly eaten by a puma, and I was dressed like a prey animal. I was really decked out like a meal on wheels, up close with a man-eating puma. How am I still alive?

#puma #zoo #wildlife #wildlife park #story time #crazy story #true story

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highhornyconfessions · 11 months

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About ten years ago Craigslist had the "casual encounters" section. I had a few successful encounters before they got rid of it.

One night I was high and horny and I got fixated on the idea of meeting a woman I had never met before at a hotel with the intent to do blow and fuck all night. So I made a post and after about an hour of spam bots i got a real reply from a sexy thick blonde milf that was 10 years older than me.

We emailed back and forth for about a day, feeling each other out and when we both were sure we were legit, we began making plans on when and where. I chose a nice hotel with an in room jacuzzi that was close to where she lived called Lake Tarpon Resort (the name has since changed).

The day arrives and I pick up an 🎱 from my co-worker and head to the hotel, two cities away from me. I was a bit nervous on the drive, it was raining pretty hard and the whole situation was crazy to begin with. Stopped at a Walgreens and sat for a moment to think things through and decided I'd come that far, this is going down. So I buy a box of condoms and drive the final mile to the hotel.

I go in the lobby and there she is, exactly like her pictures. She was wearing what looked like basically sexy office worker attire, black heels, black skirt, white blouse, black jacket. Sounds plain the way I described it but she looked hot in it.

I get our room key and we head up. The moment we're in the room we're all over each other, kissing, ours hands exploring each other's bodies until I pull away and pull out the ❄ and break out some lines. Watching a woman do a line of blow is a huge turn on for me, so when she did hers I was rock hard and ready to go.

I just undress like normal which disappointed her because she wanted to undress me. So to make up for it I push her on the bed and begin undressing her, trying to be sexy but really just doing it frantically and awkwardly. It doesn't matter, we're high, she's wet, I'm hard, were ready to fuck.

Now, I was hardly sexually experienced at the time, I'd never even given a woman oral. I wasn't a virgin but I had only had sex like 3 times before, so a part of the reason I wanted to do this in the first place was to get some proper experience under my belt lol.

She tells me she wants to suck my cock, so I lay down. She tells me my cock is huge, which I just roll my eyes at because at the time I didn't think it was anything but average, and then begins to give me a passable bj (I've never really enjoyed getting head all that much, even today). Then she surprises me by putting the condom on me with her mouth like a hooker lol. She straddles me and sits on my cock, and to my surprise she's still acting like it's huge, easing it in slow like she can't take it. I think she's just trying to make me feel good. She finally had my cock all the way inside her pussy and she tells me not move. She just sits there catching her breath then finally begins to ride my cock. I grab her tits but then after maybe the third time she bounces on my cock she lets out a loud moan as her whole body shudders. She came and I barely did anything. At the moment I began to think maybe she wasn't just trying to be nice about the size of my cock, especially when I saw how wet my pelvis and thighs were from her. That's when I knew that night was gonna be even better than I had imagined.

She rides me until we both cum together. We do some more lines and after a bit it's time for round 2. I love kissing so I wanted her on her back missionary style. I put the second condom on myself and climb on the bed. As I push my cock inside she's whimpering and telling me to go slow, so I do. Once I'm in her, I begin to fuck her in the most awful "push up style" looking way, you know, holding my upper body up with my arms like I'm doing a push up while I clumsily thrusted my lower body forward. This was exactly why I wanted to use the night as practice. Finally I figured out that resting on my knees while keeping my upper body upright is way better and I began to finally fuck her good and proper. She didn't last long again and neither did I, but when I was about to cum she DEMANDS that I "Take that fucking condom off" and cum on her. I pull out and try pulling the condom off and she immediately grabs it from me and yanks it off my cock so fast, which to this day is one of the hottest things I've ever experienced-- seeing just how badly she wanted me to cum on her that she couldn't wait for me to take it off so pulled it off herself. I shoot big load and she says "Fuck yes, that's what I wanted" when it manages to get on her face as well.

The rest of the tale is hazy. We stopped using condoms for the rest of the night. We kept doing blow in between each round until it was gone. Fucked her 5 times total, round 3 was my first time giving a cream pie, round 4 we fucked standing doggy and I came disappointingly small amount on her ass, and round 5 was after we went to sleep, I woke up to her grabbing on my cock which was already hard and fucked her as we laid on our sides, cumming inside her again if any cum actually came out of me lol.

I still am in touch with her to this day, though we have never met up again. I wish I could remember more details, but as Rick James said... Cocaine is a Hell of a drug.

#meet and fuck #let's get high and fuck #sex and drugs #sex with strangers #sex confessions #florida #crazy story #true stroy

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stewardofningishzida · 10 months

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Masterlist

Started: 6/19/2023

This masterlist is a monster, ye hath been warned.

Doctor Strange Meta-Fic 1

Chapter 1: First Meeting

Chapter 2: Discovery

Chapter 3: The Calvary

Chapter 4: Hello!

Chapter 5: A Sweet Introduction

Chapter 6: Tension

Chapter 7: The Research Begins

Chapter 8: Trial and Error

Chapter 9: Back to School

Chapter 10: Into the Abyss

Chapter 11: Back to Basics

Chapter 12: Double Double

Chapter 13: On Jewelry and Eyes

Chapter 14: Weathered

Doctor Strange Meta-Fic Sequel

Chapter 1: Lingering Fragments

Chapter 2: Catching up

Chapter 3: Chaos

Chapter 4: Old Friends, New Friends

Chapter 5: A Learning Experience

Chapter 6: On Novices and Damage Control

Chapter 7: Fury

Chapter 8: Tibetan Witch Project

Chapter 9: Silly Witch…

Chapter 10: Trix is for Avengers!

Chapter 11: Recovery Daze

Chapter 12: Dormammu

Chapter 13: We’ve Come to Bargain!

Chapter 14: On Moving Day and Shapeshifting

Chapter 15: Who Broke It?

Chapter 16: The Trials

Chapter 17: Catch-Up, Make-Out

Chapter 18: Grim Grinning Ghosts

Chapter 19: Missions Possible

Chapter 20: An Alien in New York

Chapter 21: A Covert Ring

Chapter 22: A Strange Debacle

Real-Life Scary Stories

Real-Life Scary Story 1: The Trail

Real-Life Scary Story 2: Queen Mary

Real-Life Scary Story 3: SCUBA

Bonus Real-Life Scary Story: Strong Currents

Real-Life Scary Story 4: Mountain Drive

Second Bonus Story: Tanks!

Real-Life Scary Story 5: Morning Commute

Real-Life Scary Story 6: Hanging Around

Real-Life Scary Story 7: Dangerous Equipment

Real-Life Scary Story 8: Gas Leak

Two for One Real-Life Scary Stories (9 and 10): Road Rash

Real-Life Scary Story 11: Ether

Real-Life Scary Story 12: Packing Up

Real-Life Scary Story 13: Birth

Real-Life Scary Story 14: Barbecue

Real-Life Scary Story 15: Arachnophobia

Real-Life Scary/Crazy Story: Jezebel

Real-Life Crazy Stories

Real-Life Crazy Story 1: Goat Rodeo

Real-Life Crazy Story 2: Sailing

Real-Life Crazy Story 3: Green Cloud Means NO

Real-Life Crazy Story 4: Safety Last

Real-Life Crazy Story 5: How Could It Bee?

In Memoriam

In Memoriam: E.M.

In Memoriam: E.G.

In Memoriam: C.L.

In Memoriam: N.K.

In Memoriam: U.E.

In Memoriam: N.L.

In Memoriam: V.H.

In Memoriam: J.H. and A.H.

In Memoriam: M.E.

In Memoriam: M.X.

Real-Life Funny Stories

Funny Story: I Like Trains

Real-Life Funny Story: HONK

Real-Life Funny Story 2: Let Them Wear Cake

Real-Life Funny Story 3: Mind Your Manners

Real-Life Funny Story 4: Feeling Flushed

Real-Life Funny Story 5: Christmas Crafts

Real-Life Funny Story 6: All’s Fair in Louvre

Misc.

General Weirdness

More Memories (Dear God, Why?)

Yet Another Bonus Story

Some Reflections

Me vs. Death

Thanksgiving

On the Holiday Season

Remembering

Heartwarming Stories

Heartwarming Story 1: Bathtub Surprise!

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kokoff · 3 months

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KOKOFF – POP SINGER

#kokoffofficial #spotify #youtube #love music #kokoff #news #kokoff beat it princess #kokoff la brisa del mar #kokoff por un beso #kokoff fake face #Beat It Princess (Radio Edit)#the orchard #awal #music #crazy story

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yume-fanfare · 3 months

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wait hajime wore a maid dress offscreen in hansel and gretel too i should make a tierlist

#crazy story #he is said to have worn it while housecleaning for a tv program and arashi is like ? isnt that quite sexist #yes it REALLY is #insane #mar's midnight rambles

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tylorethegoblinpixy · 2 years

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Attack of the Caveman Squirrel!

So I needed to share this somewhere as its to wonderful to keep to myself. Gods do I have a story for you all.

So it was a Friday this past July, I don't remember the date sadly. Fridays are normally my day off but I had to work, so I was heading to my car to do that.

On my way to my car I hear this woosh go by my right ear, very close mind you, and a thunk. I'm still walking but look back to see what almost hit me. It's this 4-5 inch long 1 inch thick white object. I take a few steps towards it to see what it is, it's a bone. As I approach said bone, a squirrel in the tree it fell from starts yell at and punking like a bulldog. I look at him tell him out loud I don't want his bone and started back towards my car again, shaking my head. Can we appreciate the fact he had a bone.

I see the squirrel run down the tree and grab the bone out of the corner of my eye. He then starts towards me, bone in mouth. At this point I'm at my car. I shake my head again and get in. Once I shut my door the squirrel charges the rest of the way to my car, runs under it, and starts attacking my tires and the underside of my car with his bone.

I'm in shock at this point and as he's still thunking away under my car I get out to see what's going on. I crouch beside my car and look under it. The squirrel freezes, bone still in mouth. We stare at each other for a long moment. He then charges me. Luckily my car door is still open so I dive head first into my car and slam the door.

All then goes quiet. The banging stops. The squirrel goes to sit in the curb near my car with his bone and stares at me as I focus myself, stop laughing, and drive away. It is one of the craziest things I've experienced and I can't make this shit up.

Be careful humans, the squirrels are evolving to be able to use tools!

#gremlincore #bone collector #wildlife is nuts #ummmm #crazy story

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its-all-coming-back-to-meme-now · 2 years

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#telenovela #soap opera #messy life #drama #temprano #crazy story #what happened was #gossip #chisme

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autisticdyke382514 · 10 months

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A moment of silence for my recovering friend who’s air hockey career was destroyed, so he turned to sprite to help. He then became addicted, and almost threw up in my basement.

He eventually got help, and is now a recovering spritaholic.

He has only fallen off the wagon once since last night.

#sprite #recovery #after party #hangover #throw up #air hockey #spritoholic #thats crazy #story time #crazy story

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sarosthewizarddude · 9 months

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Remembering that time I held up history class for half an hour after causing my entire class an existential crisis when I asked why the globe is always oriented with north pointing up when there's no up or down in space. I just wanted to know whether there was a reason, or if it was just The Convention, but the whole class, including the teacher, got hung up on "there's no direction in space"

And then one of my classmates wanted to know if we could move Earth if all the people stood in the same spot

My history teacher had to text the physics teacher to explain how space works

It was crazy y'all

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chocolatewitchbunny · 9 months

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On this day in 2019, a bear wandered into city hall in South lake Tahoe.

https://www.cbsnews.com/sacramento/news/black-bear-south-lake-tahoe-city-hall/

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cassette-cryptid · 10 months

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So, funny story

I was at an antique shop and went straight to the old tech ( I love tinkering with old tech, restored a few typewriters. Ect ) and I found a little camera. The Price Tag said $26.-- and I loved it. I asked the man at the counter to see it and he offered it to me for $20. DEAL!! A Kodak Instamatic 104. I got it home and apparently,

ITS THE SAME CAMERA MY GRANDMA GOT AS A PROM PRESENT IN 1968!!

#Kodak #Kodak Instamatic #crazy story #$20 #Antique store #Im in love now

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angeltreasure · 11 months

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One of my great aunts literally changed one letter in her last name to match it to Philip Neri’s because she swore up and down that she’s related to him. I don’t know if we really are but I’ve never heard of someone else doing that.

#fun fact #crazy story

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187um-killa-trill · 2 years

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King Von - Crazy Story (REMIX) ft. Lil Durk (Official Video)

#king von #crazy story #lil durk #otf #video

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22centurygirly · 2 years

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Am I the Asshole for hitting an old lady with my car after accidentally crashing my car into a party city and killing her?

So I F (19) am from new jersey. It is not my proudest achievement but I deal with the cards i was dealt. Anywho, i was driving to work one day not long ago and was checking my phone. I am a niche internet micro-celebrity so this is nothing out of the blue and as i had just finished hitting tweet on “Does anypony stan Loona per chance ^_^” I looked up to see my car at extremely high speeds heading towards the local party city. At that point i tried everything i could to stop my car, using the brakes and emergency brakes, but it wasn’t enough and I crashed right through the glass. I immediately turned to pick up my phone to tweet “GUYS I JYST FVKING CRAHED INTO OARTU CITY /srs” and watched the debris clear down. I got out of the car and saw that along side the horrifically demented faces of the party city children that are behind what should be considered an aesthetic crime of a bright purple backdrop was an elderly lady lying limp on the floor. In her hand was a basket full of what i assume is poppers (she was an ally so i feel kinda bad now for killing her) and face paint (perhaps a drag queen #slay) I immediately got back in my car and sped off. Unfortunately the police did chase me down after seeing my custom ITZMORBINT1ME license plate so any chance of getting out of this conundrum were futile. I am currently being tried for vehicular manslaughter but i wanted to know if you guys think I’m the asshole for this? Leave your opinions below please (^｡^)

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