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#creepy ain't a crime and neither is DnD
mattmercerisgod · 2 years
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Beau: Did it hurt?
Yasha: Huh?
Beau: When you fell from Heaven?
Yasha, shoving her wings behind her back: *sweating* I don't know what you're talking about
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birdsbeard · 4 years
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Here's to hoping "creepy ain't a crime, neither is dnd" isn't said at the end of talks machina anymore seeing as it came from a show that is literally the textbook definition of copaganda
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mattmercerisgod · 2 years
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Nott: sometimes I feel like God's just waiting for me to snap
Nott: little does he know I'm onto him
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mattmercerisgod · 2 years
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Caleb: *licks hand* I have decided to become Frumpkin permanently and will not be accepting criticism. ever
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mattmercerisgod · 4 years
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Keyleth, drunk, crying: Everyone I care about always leaves me
Vax'ildan: Babe that was the mailman. He has to go
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mattmercerisgod · 4 years
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Caleb: I'm terrible
Yasha, completely serious: Hi terrible, I'm Yasha.
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mattmercerisgod · 4 years
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A Mollymauk I drew literal years ago
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mattmercerisgod · 5 years
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Percy: mom said it's my turn to use the xbox
His siblings' dead corpses: (X_X)
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mattmercerisgod · 4 years
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Jester: *pours water on a sleeping Fjord's face*
Fjord: *spits salt water back at Jester* Hello?
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mattmercerisgod · 5 years
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Velora: *jumping Vax'ildan in the streets* sir? Sir? have you ever wanted another sibling? Oh have you ever?
Vax'ildan: no?
Velora: too bad you don't make the rules :D
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mattmercerisgod · 4 years
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You may see more cr2 stuff than cr1 on here for a while but it’s just because I have more content saved up for cr2 because I never posted it
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mattmercerisgod · 5 years
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Life isn't about making good decisions. It's about learning to live with bad ones.
Vox Machina, probably
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mattmercerisgod · 5 years
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Vex'ahlia, on her broom, wearing her witch hat: Check out my Ride :^)
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