#creepy uncle

[markonpark]

Awkward family photo. Original vintage snapshot. https://markonpark.etsy.com/listing/848402577

#awkward family photos #creepy uncle #how you doin

[tattoorue]

#simon says #creepy uncle #fucking the cat #poor kitty #don’t blink #funny #funny post #lol #funny meme #funny memes #lmao #too funny

[citrusitonit]

i like fictional men because if i wanted them to die i can just technically write a paragraph where i kill them and theyre technically dead. REAL MEN however, dont fuckin DIE when you want them to.

#weird uncles #weirdo #creepy #creepy uncle #HES JUST FUCKIN WEIRD #KEEPS TAKING PICS #ALWAYA NAGGING ME TO FOLLOW HIM WWHEREVER HE GOES #FUCM HIM MAN #HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BRING ME BACK TO HOME YESTERDAY BUT HE DIDNT EVEN BOOK A TRAVEL BACK #FUCK #HES TRYNA CHECK MY MESSAGES AND SAYS THAT IM SHY WHEN I ACT COLD TOWARDS HIM #MF INSISTS THAT HE KNOWS I LIKE COFFEE EVEN WHEN I KEEP DENYING IT #i havent liked drinking coffee SINXE 13 MF #LIKE MY CREEPY UCLE RIGHT NOW I HOPE HE DIES

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Danny slowly lowered himself down onto Luther's newest death machine thanks to his bat themed grappling hook. Making special care not to let his heart beat or his lungs take in breath lest Superman hear him and intervene, he used his intangibility to sink into the machine itself to steal its parts.

Yeah, so a full white outfit wasn't the best choice for stealth, but it was better than dressing like a traffic light. Plus the black gloves and boots made him feel nostalgic. It had been only seven months since the accident that took his life, so much has happened since then.

Biting his lip as he smiled as he began gathering up parts and wires with his intangibility and placing them into his bag. Lastly he grabbed the power source, which-surprise, surprise, is kryptonite.

After he grabbed what he wanted he quickly stuck a note on the maintenance panel of the machine for when someone opened it and discovered it now had a large hollow space, then simply sank down through the floor and flew to freedom.

Danny sighed once he was clear. Or, at least he thought he was.

"Young man." Crud. Danny turned around to see big blue floating behind him in all his red underwear glory. Great. "I believe you have something that doesn't belong to you." The Kryptonian said, looking pointedly at the large chunk of kryptonite Danny held under his arm.

Instead of an excuse, Danny got an idea. "Uh, hello? Recognize the mask?" He said, gesturing to his face.

Superman narrowed his eyes, staring at his face for a few very long seconds and just as Danny was about to cut his losses and book it out of there, a look of recognition graced the heros face. Sweet. "Thats Nightwings mask."

"Yeah. Just smaller."

Superman nodded, then asked, "Why aren't you wearing a bat symbol? I wouldn't have thought you were a thief if I knew you were working with Batman." Danny had to fight to keep his face neutral.

"I haven't decided what symbol I want on my suit yet." And that was true. Danny wasn't sure he wanted any symbol at all. The mark of the bat would mean that he belonged in the batclan, and Danny was a lone ghost. A wandering spirit if you will. He didn't belong anywhere.

Some small part of his mind that sounded suspiciously like Jazz said that might be one of the reasons he's been behaving so poorly lately, but he brushed it off. Superman just nodded sagely. Danny doubted he actually knew how Danny felt and was just nodding along to appear sympathetic. Adults lie, and they lie often. Danny kinda hated them for it.

"Well, I'm kinda on a deadline, so I should get going. Crime to fight, goth furry to annoy, you know how it is." Danny said, waving the arm that wasn't carrying the kryptonite around in the air before using it to readjust the bags strap on his shoulder.

"Alright," superdude smiled warmly, "Tell Batman I said hi." Danny grinned back at him as he jogged away, "Will do!"

That went better than expected. Thank you, Nightwing~! The boy thought to himself as he ran off into a secluded area and turned invisible and flying away.

Just imagining Supermans face if- no- when Batman finally breaks and tells the Justice League about the little menace thats been stealing all his and his sidekicks stuff for the last few weeks nearly sends Danny into hysterics.

Danny still has Robins sword mounted above the fireplace in his favorite safe house in Costa del Sol. Red Hoods "favorite" motorcycle was in its garage and Red Robins wrist computer and chest harness thing were mounded in a glass case next to the first thing he stole from them:

Batmans utility belt.

Sure, its a pain to remove all the tracking stuff from them, but man is he proud of those accomplishments.

Still. Its better to leave Metropolis after he got caught by Superman. Its only a mater of time before someone finds out about the old switcheroo he pulled at the last museum robbery and that combined with the bodies of those creepy rich guys he had killed (human trafficer buyers) well, surely Batman has noticed he had been gone for a while and would pick up on the matching M.O. in Metropolis.

Time to bounce.

#dpxdc #fanfiction prompts #prompts #dp x dc #danny phantom #danny fenton #batman #superman #danny being a little gremlin #villian danny #evil danny #he killed vlad but vlad had something set up to out danny if he ever died so danno had to run into a new world #danny has tasted blood and keeps killing evil rich guys who reminds him of creepy uncle vlad #human trafficing is a huge no no to danny and he will hunt you down #danny steals the bats stuff and made them run around in circles. he even managed to trick the bats into chasing one of thier own #by swaping his tracking signal with thiers. the look of confusion on everyones faces when the bat was cornered was gold. too bad he had to #see it on a screen and not in real time #now...what city to hit next?

[nunalastor]

Alastor didn't even realize he'd become the Hotel Mom until he was trying to force Lucifer to take his medication in the same manner a parent would try to coax their sick kid to take the gross grape flavored liquid that's supposed to reduce their symptoms and fever

👀

#mom alastor #hazbin hotel #nunalastor asks #radioapple #i've seen stepdad and mom alastor but no weird creepy uncle alastor asks

[thehauntedrocket]

Uncle Creepy

Art by Kelley Jones

#Comics #Warren #Uncle Creepy #Kelley Jones #Creepy #Horror #Horror Comics #Art #Illustration

[white-bow-tie]

The Abandoned House Affair

(should have been something posted on halloween but eeeeeeh)

#and also was yet another style experiment for me #meeh #idk #there's two silly creepy faces on the bgs too #the man from uncle #tmfu #napoleon solo #illya kuryakin #my art #fan art

[the-watcher-in-the-sky]

#the addams family #gomez addams #lurch addams #fester addams #uncle fester #horror blog #black and white blog #black and white #horror #scary #creepy #macabre #eerie #spooky #horror comedy #black comedy #classic tv #old tv show #vintage horror #quote #quotes

[weirdlookindog]

Esteban Maroto - Vampirella, Cousin Eerie, & Uncle Creepy

#esteban maroto #vampirella #uncle creepy #cousin eerie #horror art #art #painting

[dirtyriver]

Cain, Vampirella, and Uncle Creepy by Dan Panosian

#Comics #Horror host #Cain #Vampirella #Uncle Creepy #Dan Panosian

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

Ok do the thousands of Bethyl shippers realize it means they're headcanoning Daryl as a pedophile or

#a 40-something dating a 18yo is weird enough but I'm pretty damn sure she wasn't even 18 yet. And they MET when she was 16. #I'm mad because I wanna draw them. Their season 4 episodes were great. But it was platonic. FAMILIAL. #Daryl was like her cool uncle not her *creepy* uncle ffs #did he *really* treat her any differently than he would the rest of his close family in their situation? Be honest. #a man and a pretty young woman have any kind of chemistry and y'all lose your minds #christ on a stick she called him her chaperone. ''mr dixon''. she was being sarcastic but it's literally true #I know Norman and Emily can be kinda flirty but she's fucking 40. BETH aint! #that dude with the claimers was talking smack about him 'losing some tail' and 'it was one of the young ones wasn't it' #and Daryl was boutta beat his ass for that #and I know it's because he was being a deisrespectful asshole but I like to think it's also because That's Gross Bitch #anyways #I really really hate this ship is what I'm saying #twd #I aint tryna pspsps y'all though so #anti bethyl

[markonpark]

Awkward family photo. Original vintage snapshot photo. https://markonpark.etsy.com/listing/848402577

#awkward #awkward family photos #creepy uncle

[charlottenewtons]

Shadow of a Doubt (1943) dir. Alfred Hitchcock // Stoker (2013) dir. Park Chan-wook

#shadow of a doubt #shadow of a doubt 1943 #stoker #stoker 2013 #filmedit #my thing #the creepy uncle cinematic universe

[strrwbrrryjam]

the problem for me with them removing sokkas (admittedly rather small) arc of him unlearning the sexist principles he believed in is that, in the 2020s, there has been an increase of sexism in teenage boys (for many reasons, but mostly due to them idealizing men who spew misogyny every chance they get) so I think them watching a character who believes in the same principles learning that they are ultimately wrong and begin to understand that women can do things that men can do too is a good thing.

sure, to me and you who already knows that women can do more than cook and clean and take care of the home, it may seem unimportant, but to those who have been taught that women belong in the kitchen by men that they idealize, it might make all the difference.

ultimately, I'm just rather upset with a lot of the changes they have made to the original story (and the character design and characters), especially since there is this (rather stupid) bias there is against animation, considering it too 'childish' to watch, meaning that this live action version of avatar the last airbender will be a lot of peoples only exposure to the incredible story of atla and I just think that's rather sad.

#also why did that article just mention them removing sokkas sexism and #not uncle irohs creepy advances towards women. #i dont think anyone would be upset if you removed those scenes. #anyway. heres my two cents. take em. or dont. idk. im tired #atla #avatar the last airbender #atla sokka #sokka #strawberry speaks

[witchofthesouls]

Just a cute lil headcanon idea since we are talking about Dad! Megatron, how about Uncle! Soundwave?

TFP Megatron would never allow his human child to have a pet, at least in the earthen animal verity. So to combat this, her and Soundwave go to animal shelter and fawn and gush over their favorite animal; cats.

The closest thing to a pet Megatron would allow in his child's vicinity would be some strange (and possibly unholy) science experiment whipped up by Shockwave's years of forced isolation and Starscream's nightmares.

The kid took one look at its development in the growth chamber tubes and immediately barricaded herself under her bed. Poor thing just wanted something to cuddle with her when Megatron is too busy or can hide her backpack during school. Not see their "pet's" manifestation of their internal mechanisms and organs...

Soundwave is the one that managed to fully coax her out with a stroll to a cat cafe and owl cafe. The spymaster utilizes a holomatter to properly blend in (and interact) with the settings. Soundwave will never say it, but the kid can pick up the mech's wistfulness with the creatures.

Eventually, it graduates to them have "outings" where they spend a day volunteering inside a no-kill animal shelter.

Soundwave thinks it's appropriate for the kid to understand the full undertaking of an animal that's fully dependent on a carer. Plus, it's good stress relief for him. Not only he gets to be around animals and do some mindful physical exercise with the simple goal of caring for the creatures, but he gets to clown on assholes that shouldn't be in charge of the place. Depending on his mood, he does it in full public to destroy their entire reputation or does it on the sly to destroy their personal lives. The sweet Energon wine of it all, it's all their own actions! Soundwave didn't have to dig hard or generate false evidence. In fact, he does a few exercises with the kid to get her feet wet in his line of work.

#ask #transformers #transformer prime #tfp #megatron #soundwave #parental relationship #maccadam #my writing #Fun times with Uncle Soundwave #don't mind me with my tf headcanon of Soundwave being trained as a beast tamer in the Pits before getting slotted as a gladiator #laserbeak likes the owls as well. screechy and creepy-cute bastards

[ere-na]

you know, one thing that really impresses me watching Käärijä's team and Joker Out from the side, is how genuine their hugs are.

Both among each other but especially for the fans. It's not uncomfortable, not awkward, not creepy, just a very honest and heartfelt hug that actually heals a little bit (looking especially at you, Häärijä, if you'd have yelp reviews for hugs, your's would be at the top of the list).

#käärijä #joker out #I really like hugs #I do think they make people feel better if given honestly and received willingly #But over the years I had so many creepy uncles and fuckboys take advantage of it I never hug men anymore #So it's really visible to me watching these two fandoms interract with fans how they are simply respecful and thankful #Their hugs look like they actually heal ♡