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#creepypasta incorrect quotes
intimidating-fettuccine · 2 days ago
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BEN: Don’t go into the living room.
Y/N: Why?
BEN: I saw a spider.
Y/N: Did you not kill it?
BEN: Listen, it has 8 arms and I have 2, that’s not a fair matchup.
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inaccurate-linguini · 5 hours ago
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E.J.: That's called a traumatic event
E.J. to Y/n: Not a "bit of a pickle."
E.J. to Ben: Not a "bruh moment."
E.J. to Jeff: And definitely not a "major L."
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somewhat-crazy · 2 months ago
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masky's pills</3
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art and quote credits to original owners, toby is from @ask-tt0by, idk where masky is from but please lmk who to credit if you do!
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youngsuee · 6 months ago
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@inaccurate-linguini anotha one
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mayawastaken · 5 months ago
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*Y/n Jeff and Slenderman standing in front of the mansion that's on fire*
Y/n: in my defense I was left unsupervised.
Slenderman: I left you with Jeff?
Jeff: In my defense I was also left unsupervised.
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sanityisforlosers · a month ago
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bingobongocheerio · a month ago
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Jeff: When I was a kid, Liu told me that the paper strip that's in the chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for like a year.
Y/N: They are!
Jeff: WAIT FOR REAL?!
Y/N: Why would you believe in this again?
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humanity-confirmed · 4 months ago
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My favorite incorrect quotes (Marble Hornets + Toby)
Pt.2
Masky, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it-
Toby, whispering: Should we call the exorcist?
Hoodie, also singing:The taste of his cherry chapstick.
Reader, appalled: Call the exorcist.
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Masky: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??
Reader : Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔
Hoodie: Why were you microwaving a lemon???
Reader : I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots.
Toby: Did you burn an orange too? How???
Reader : Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔
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Hoodie: Where's Reader ?
Toby: Don't worry, I'll find them.
Toby, shouting: Masky sucks!
Reader , distantly: Masky is the best person ever! Fuck you!
Toby: Found them.
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Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.
Hoodie, with Reader and Masky behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!
Police: Yes…three.
Hoodie: Oh, my God— What the fuck!?
Police: Wha-
Hoodie: Toby FUCKING FELL OFF!***************************************
Masky: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?
Reader : Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Masky: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.
Reader : But I heard a siren.
Hoodie: That was Toby.
Toby: Sorry, I got nervous.
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r0ttingrabbit · 5 months ago
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Y/N: *posts a super low-quality image of themself to the group chat*
Jeff: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents
Y/N: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after reading this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Nina: Actually I did the math, Jeff would have $225, not $0.15.
Jeff: Nina I’m right here…
Toby: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Y/N: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Toby: Sorry I only have a dollar
Y/N: :(
Nina: Hey I just realized Jeff would have $22,500 because it’s a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Toby: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Nina: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Tim: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Nina: Apply juice to what
Brian: Directly to the forehead
Jeff: Great chat everyone
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incorrectcreepypastafam · 3 months ago
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Liu, setting down a card: ace of spades
Jeff, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Ben, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Toby, trembling: what are we playing
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simpofachilles · 9 months ago
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slenderman: sometimes people ask me how do i manage the creepypastas. the secret is, i don't. i have no control over them whatsoever. this morning toby called my name and when i showed up ben shot me in the throat with a nerf gun.
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Jeff: If you were a fruit you’d be an apple.
Y/N: Why?
Jeff: Because you’re the apple of my eye.
Y/N: Not because you’d want to bite me?
Jeff: …I was trying to innocently flirt for a change, but sure!
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inaccurate-linguini · 6 months ago
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Toby: People who sleep without socks on make me worry
Kate: People who sleep WITH socks are not to be trusted
Jeff: People who sleep are weird
Y/n: I was a sock once
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somewhat-crazy · 8 months ago
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Slender: adopt some children, they said.
*from the other room*
Toby: IT’S SPREADING
Kate: PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!
Masky: Now let’s stay calm and not panic—
Ben: IT’S TOO BIG TO SMOTHER! GET THE ANTI FLAME THROWER!!
Jeff: IT’S CALLED A FIRE EXTINGUISHER!
Nina: *assorted yelling*
EJ: *demonic screeching*
Slender, without breaking 'eye' contact with Splendor: it’ll be fun they said
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errorbxtchmariah · a month ago
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Creepypasta Incorrect Quotes
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Y/N: *Struggling to open a water bottle*
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Nina: Let me help you with that, baby.
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Nina: *Struggles to open a water bottle*
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Jeff: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you!
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Ben: 10 times 0 is still 0 though.
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Jeff: Jokes on you, I can't do math!
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Masky: I’m going to take you out.
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Y/N: Great, it’s a date!
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Masky: I meant that as a threat.
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Y/N: See you at five!
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spookyravioli · 4 months ago
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Eyeless Jack: And now, we see a human in it's natural habitat.
[Name]: *trips on the stairs and spills [favorite food] everywhere*
Eyeless Jack: As you can see, natural selection is coming for this species (affectionate).
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sanityisforlosers · 8 months ago
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Nathan is spittin' FACTS
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bingobongocheerio · a month ago
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Liu: We should go to a haunted house this year.
Y/N: Why would I pay for a haunted house when I can wake up to Sally silently standing by my bed at 3 AM?
Sally: [giggles in the distance]
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lovecraftianhomo · 4 months ago
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Y/N: *sees a guy casually trying to stick his hand in boiling water*
Y/N: God, what a fucking idiot.
Y/N: [Realizes it's Toby]
Y/N: Oh fuck that's my idiot-
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r0ttingrabbit · 5 months ago
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Y/N: Looking left cause you don’t treat me right
Jeff: Looking right because you left
Nina: Looking up cause you let me down
Toby: Looking down cause you fucked up
Kate: What is wrong with you guys
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