#creepypasta incorrect quotes

[intimidating-fettuccine]

BEN: Don’t go into the living room.

Y/N: Why?

BEN: I saw a spider.

Y/N: Did you not kill it?

BEN: Listen, it has 8 arms and I have 2, that’s not a fair matchup.

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[inaccurate-linguini]

E.J.: That's called a traumatic event

E.J. to Y/n: Not a "bit of a pickle."

E.J. to Ben: Not a "bruh moment."

E.J. to Jeff: And definitely not a "major L."

#creepypasta #creepypasta x reader #Eyeless Jack #Ben Drowned #Jeff the killer #creepypasta incorrect quotes

[somewhat-crazy]

masky's pills</3

art and quote credits to original owners, toby is from @ask-tt0by, idk where masky is from but please lmk who to credit if you do!

#please remember to take your meds if you have any! if you dont vitamins are just as important!! #creepypasta #creepypasta incorrect quotes #incorrect creepypasta quotes #creepypasta headcanon #creepypasta headcanons #masky x reader #masky headcanon #masky creepypasta #creepypasta masky #masky #tim wright marble hornets #tim wright #toby rogers #ticci toby x reader #ticcy toby #creepypasta ticci toby #tobias erin rogers #ticci toby #tobias rogers #creepypasta proxy #proxies #slender proxy #creepypasta x y/n #creepypasta x reader #creepypasta x you

[youngsuee]

@inaccurate-linguini anotha one

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[mayawastaken]

*Y/n Jeff and Slenderman standing in front of the mansion that's on fire*

Y/n: in my defense I was left unsupervised.

Slenderman: I left you with Jeff?

Jeff: In my defense I was also left unsupervised.

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[sanityisforlosers]

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[bingobongocheerio]

Jeff: When I was a kid, Liu told me that the paper strip that's in the chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for like a year.

Y/N: They are!

Jeff: WAIT FOR REAL?!

Y/N: Why would you believe in this again?

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[humanity-confirmed]

My favorite incorrect quotes (Marble Hornets + Toby)

Pt.2

Masky, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it-

Toby, whispering: Should we call the exorcist?

Hoodie, also singing:The taste of his cherry chapstick.

Reader, appalled: Call the exorcist.

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Masky: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??

Reader : Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

Hoodie: Why were you microwaving a lemon???

Reader : I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots.

Toby: Did you burn an orange too? How???

Reader : Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

***************************************

Hoodie: Where's Reader ?

Toby: Don't worry, I'll find them.

Toby, shouting: Masky sucks!

Reader , distantly: Masky is the best person ever! Fuck you!

Toby: Found them.

***************************************

Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.

Hoodie, with Reader and Masky behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!

Police: Yes…three.

Hoodie: Oh, my God— What the fuck!?

Police: Wha-

Hoodie: Toby FUCKING FELL OFF!***************************************

Masky: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?

Reader : Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Masky: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.

Reader : But I heard a siren.

Hoodie: That was Toby.

Toby: Sorry, I got nervous.

***************************************

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[r0ttingrabbit]

Y/N: *posts a super low-quality image of themself to the group chat*

Jeff: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents

Y/N: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after reading this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Nina: Actually I did the math, Jeff would have $225, not $0.15.

Jeff: Nina I’m right here…

Toby: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Y/N: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Toby: Sorry I only have a dollar

Y/N: :(

Nina: Hey I just realized Jeff would have $22,500 because it’s a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Toby: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

Nina: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Tim: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice

Nina: Apply juice to what

Brian: Directly to the forehead

Jeff: Great chat everyone

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[incorrectcreepypastafam]

Liu, setting down a card: ace of spades

Jeff, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Ben, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Toby, trembling: what are we playing

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[simpofachilles]

slenderman: sometimes people ask me how do i manage the creepypastas. the secret is, i don't. i have no control over them whatsoever. this morning toby called my name and when i showed up ben shot me in the throat with a nerf gun.

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[intimidating-fettuccine]

Jeff: If you were a fruit you’d be an apple.

Y/N: Why?

Jeff: Because you’re the apple of my eye.

Y/N: Not because you’d want to bite me?

Jeff: …I was trying to innocently flirt for a change, but sure!

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[inaccurate-linguini]

Toby: People who sleep without socks on make me worry

Kate: People who sleep WITH socks are not to be trusted

Jeff: People who sleep are weird

Y/n: I was a sock once

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[somewhat-crazy]

Slender: adopt some children, they said.

*from the other room*

Toby: IT’S SPREADING

Kate: PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!

Masky: Now let’s stay calm and not panic—

Ben: IT’S TOO BIG TO SMOTHER! GET THE ANTI FLAME THROWER!!

Jeff: IT’S CALLED A FIRE EXTINGUISHER!

Nina: *assorted yelling*

EJ: *demonic screeching*

Slender, without breaking 'eye' contact with Splendor: it’ll be fun they said

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[errorbxtchmariah]

Creepypasta Incorrect Quotes

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Y/N: *Struggling to open a water bottle*

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Nina: Let me help you with that, baby.

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Nina: *Struggles to open a water bottle*

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Jeff: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you!

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Ben: 10 times 0 is still 0 though.

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Jeff: Jokes on you, I can't do math!

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Masky: I’m going to take you out.

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Y/N: Great, it’s a date!

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Masky: I meant that as a threat.

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Y/N: See you at five!

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[spookyravioli]

Eyeless Jack: And now, we see a human in it's natural habitat.

[Name]: *trips on the stairs and spills [favorite food] everywhere*

Eyeless Jack: As you can see, natural selection is coming for this species (affectionate).

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[sanityisforlosers]

Nathan is spittin' FACTS

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[bingobongocheerio]

Liu: We should go to a haunted house this year.

Y/N: Why would I pay for a haunted house when I can wake up to Sally silently standing by my bed at 3 AM?

Sally: [giggles in the distance]

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[lovecraftianhomo]

Y/N: *sees a guy casually trying to stick his hand in boiling water*

Y/N: God, what a fucking idiot.

Y/N: [Realizes it's Toby]

Y/N: Oh fuck that's my idiot-

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[r0ttingrabbit]

Y/N: Looking left cause you don’t treat me right

Jeff: Looking right because you left

Nina: Looking up cause you let me down

Toby: Looking down cause you fucked up

Kate: What is wrong with you guys

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