#cress (salad innards)

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HELLO CHEESE GRATER

SALAD INNARDS

CRESSIDUS

CRESSY

CRESS

HELLO DUMPLING

SMALL DUMPLE

FORG

FROGGER

GREETINGS

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CRESS

CRESSY

CRESSIDUS

SALAD INNARDS

CHEESE GRATER

I SHOULD BE NICKNAMING YOU BUT I CANNOT THINK

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Hello what is your name

I heard your name is Cress

Do you have some juicy juicy tasty sticks of flesh

Do you like your nickname?

I made it up myself

Salad Innards that's your name

I hope you find it swell

I will never leave you

Even if you hate me

I am too clingy for that

I hope you have a pea

That was my song for you

I hope that you liked it

I love you and you love me

I really have a shit

THANK YOU 

TIS A BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL SONG 

(also I do indeed find it swell, do not hate you and am glad you will not leave)

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I think first impression was trying to work out why Cress seemed familiar

And it was cos of water cress!

Aaaaaand Salad Innards!

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MWA HA HA YOU WILL NEVER GET THEM BACK >:)

He/him?

OKAY I’VE ACCEPTED THAT FACT

Most of my mutuals have personalized tags on their asks and Dumpling’s tag for me is “salad innards”! I think he came up with it because Cress is like watercress like lettuce like salad, but I forget, I’ll ask him about it!

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