#crime boyfriends?????

[radiance1]

Danny: Hey, I need you to be my boyfriend for a week.

Jason: What.

Danny: My parents are coming over and I've apparently accidentally talked about a partner more than once and only realized when they said they wanted to meet them.

Jason, currently still solidifying his power as a Crime Lord: Excuse me?

Danny: Let me get this out of the way, I do not consider you at all a person of romantical interest and a friend. But I need you to act as my partner for only a week until my parents go on their merry way over to my sister, okay?

Jason: Is there, quite literally, no one else to ask this?

Danny: You're my only friend who lives in Gotham, plus we share the same apartment.

Jason: That's almost sad.

Danny: You in?

Jason: Sure, why not.

===

Maddie: Danny, honey.

Danny: Yes mom?

Maddie: I don't mean to.... question, who you choose as your parent but. Well, me and your father was just wandering if he was a... [Maddie gestures with her hand] you know, one of those.

Danny, uncomprehendingly staring at his mother's hand: What.

Maddie: Oh dear, how do I bring this up. You know, one of those.

Danny: Mother I need more context.

Jack: If your boyfriend a crime lord!?

Maddie: Jack!

Jack: What? Beating around the bush wasn't helping!

Danny: Say WHAT?

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Danny: Hey dude, thanks for helping with this even though you didn't need to!

Jason: No problem, I wasn't doing anything too [Crime Lord activities flash through his mind] important.

Danny: Can you believe my parents thought you were a crime lord though? Weird am I right?

Jason:

Danny: Jason. You are scaring me.

Jason: Haha, yea that's weird isn't it?

Danny: Jason.

Jason: Well, I have to leave now to attend to my totally real and totally not crime related job at the ice cream shop.

Danny: [Squints eyes]

Jason: [Internally sweating bullets]

Danny: Suuuuure, bring me back some ice cream though.

Jason: [Thumbs up and leaves]

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dcxdp #dc x dp crossover #Danny isn't romantically interested in Jason in the least #Neither is Jason romantically interested in Danny #But he needed a partner and Jason was the only one available #Jason somehow managed to balance that and being a crime lord #Jack and Maddie instantly had the suspicion of him being Red Hood aka a crime lord aka a criminal aka a danger to their boy #Danny doesn't know at ALL though and so they hang that theory up because if Danny didn't know then he probably wasn't a crime lord #Jason's identity was almost blown because he pretended to be the boyfriend of his friend #Again Danny doesn't know shit about him being Red Hood he just thought dude was dedicated to his job plus its Gotham #Not that weird to come back with scraps and scratches

[pop-squeak]

heterosexual!!

#his gay ass won’t betray his boyfriend! #house md #hatecrimes md #hate crimes md #greg house #gregory house #hilson #house #james wilson #house x wilson

[that-one-weird-cloud0]

Danny, dating one of the batfam:

Bat: *sighs dramatically while looking out the window* if only my boyfriend loved me

Danny, confused as they just had a conversation about who Danny’s favorite Gotham hero was: ??? I love you 🥺

Bat: *glances back at Danny* uggghhhhhhh if only my boyfriend loved me… 😪

#the bat partner is not favorite hero #Danny passionately tells batfriend how *insert batfam member* is the best bat hero because blah blah #meanwhile batlover is trying to convince Danny that perhaps this hero is better because yes???? #but no #Danny point out flaws in batpal crime fighting style #batfiance is sad now #dp x dc #dc x dp #dpxdc #danny phantom #dcxdp #danny fenton #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #batfam #dc x dp prompt #words to describe a gender neutral bat-boyfriend/girlfriend is interesting 🤔

[trobed1989]

saw this post today was was immediately like…yea this is about One Man and One Man Alone.

#anyways i hate him he killed my boyfriend who was also his boyfriend #i keep a poster of him in my closet both as a punishment for his crimes and because well duh #hes in denial #light yagami #yagami light #death note #dn #l lawliet #lawlight #ryuk

[fleshytooth]

Laaaaaaawreeeeeeeeeeeenceeeeee

#boyfriend to death #fanart #btd lawrence #btd2 #btd2 lawrence #btd fanart #hes literally me #minus the crimes

[dandylion-s]

House MD's homoeroticism remains unmatched...like the man known for lying and manipulating his patients to get them treatment keeps his promise when his "best friend" asks him to help him die in his arms instead of a hospital. And then he knocks him out with morphine and puts silly hats and glasses on him and makes a video to any way you want it

#like that truly was an unhinged amount of gay codependency #house md truly had what the sherlock girlies wanted #you want a sociopath and his boyfriend being gay while committing crimes? watch house md #hilson #house md #gregory house #james wilson

[rottengurlz]

paranormal investigator that fakes all her haunts and doesn't believe in ghosts until her boyfriend who "accidentally" died started haunting her

#her name is emelia and her traits are noncommittal ambitious and high maintenance #she definitely didnt push her boyfriend down the stairs after finding out he was going to leave her #and tell everyone she was scamming them #i <3 women who do crime #he doesn't even try to scare her he just breaks her all her belongings because he can #and will passive aggressively follow her around and slam the door in her face before she goes into every room #mysims #sims 4 #simblr #the sims community #ts4 simblr

[duckslif3-art]

I am being held hostage.

🕷️ 💕 🐈‍⬛

#sinful kitty. what crimes will he commit? #the crimes of flustering his boyfriend #huskerdust #Hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel husker #hazbin hotel angel dust #hazbin hotel husk

[boyobjectifier]

they should invent a long distance relationship that is…. not….. long distance

#rb if you miss the different phases of massive land shifts where the continents were connected :-) #rb if you hate timezones :-) #aka our hot butch boyfriend should not be over 4500 miles away from us. this should be considered a hate crime tbh #*white knuckling the bathroom counter + repeating:* ‘each day that passes is a day closer to seeing each other again’ #h.txt

[greghatecrimes]

funniest part of “lockdown”: wilson trying to bond with his boyfriend’s daughter and get to know her better with a game of truth or dare, only to get his ass handed to him because thirteen is hazing him to see if he’s cool enough to stick around and keep dating her dad

#rewatch lb #6x17 #‘your boyfriend is a loser but he’s fun to mess with so he can stay’ is the verdict house would get #i love them so much LMAO #remy thirteen hadley #james wilson #house md #hate crimes md #hilson #houseposting #100 #200

[robertseanleonardthinker]

probably the dumbest thing i've made for this fandom thus far

#why did he spend so much time over there in early seasons #like don't u have an entire department to run #he just wanted to stare at his boyfriend #house md #james wilson #dr wilson #houseposting #hate crimes md #malpractice md #shitpost

[nightgoodomens]

Love Thy Monster by NightGoodOmens

Michael is a detective in a fairly small village called Eden, a place now suffering from horrifying murders. It is up to Michael to figure out who's behind it and why.

Within the horror, there is love. Michael can't keep his eyes off the new neighbour called David who seems to have many secrets of his own. But in a village stuck in the past, so focused on tradition and religion, and filled with many urban legends, can they make it work? How well can they hide?

And what do you do when you realise you have fallen in love with a monster?

#good omens #ineffable fandom #good ineffable omens #ineffable husbands #ineffable boyfriends #Fiction #AU #Michael Sheen #David Tennant #Michael x David #David x Michael #so I wish we had more things where they star together #and I finally just went and created it #enjoy!!!! #crime thriller horror and LOVE #also light magic #fanfiction #aziracrow

[storytellering]

Young and dumb and in love

#dmc #devil may cry #spardacest #nero #dante #danero #dante/nero #dantexnero #dante x nero #3D4N #3DV4N cousins au #hehehehehe #ive been holding on posting this one for a while #bc i didnt want to overwhelm w too much art at once #BUT #I WAS SO EXCITED TO POST THIS #i just. they #when they and when they and wh #anyway who would've thought that spending ten days with my partner in crime for this au would spark inspo for it #this art has been brought to you by my lovely boyfriend feeding me the nastiest/pos ideas #my art

[diggitydango]

bernard being tim's oracle is my kink

#BOYFRIENDS ON THE FIELD #SOLVING CRIME TOGETHER #tim drake #bernard dowd #batman #timber #timbern #batfam #red robin #dc comics #art

[beanghostprincess]

I gotta say it. It's. It's a crime Luffy is wearing pants under his Egghead outfit. Let a guy be free. Let his legs breathe.

#a crime istg #let the boy wear a dress properly #also i think he should wear a dress because that information would kill zoro on the spot #easy access. cute boyfriend. cute dress. let luffy be free idk #one piece #monkey d. luffy #zolu #< in the tags basically #egghead

[ghostdrinkssoup]

hannigram are not enemies to lovers they’re friends to lovers who keep breaking up, except each breakup is more devastating than the last

#‘it’s complicated’ #at first I was gonna say the situationship breakup only happens later and that s1 is a friendship breakup #but that’s not even true hannibal already decided they were co-parenting abigail in s1 #tfw you’re not really dating your psychiatrist but he’s also not really your psychiatrist but also he’s not really your friend either #but he’s also your closest companion and you’re parenting a kid together but also you wouldn’t call him your boyfriend or anything #and then he breaks your heart and sends you to jail for his crimes #but it’s not like he’s your archnemesis now or anything he’s just sleeping on the couch #just typical friends to lovers shenanigans #nbc hannibal #hannibal #will graham #hannigram #ghost speaks