#criminal crew

[outrageousmenshair]

Another Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda…. (of sorts)

Sergio coulda had more fun with this cut. He shoulda taken it high & tight next, followed up with a narrow strip hawk, before he woulda shaved it all.

Check out Liam Payne’s Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda cut here.

#Cut along the dotted line #Criminal Crew #Carved-Up Crewcut #Carpet Edge Trim

[allgremlinart]

high school theater is so funny cus like. one year you can have the most cunt wrenching performance of Phantom Of The Opera ever brought to life by 17 year olds and the next year. a really mediocre rendition of Seussical The Musical.

#was in theater crew for like 5 months and worked on some sets before I quit and let me tell you. #actually criminal that they dont pay those kids <- no I really mean it #was also in pit orchestra and my GOD. fun but christ alive theater kids could never match a tempo it was torture

[factual-fantasy]

So I finally got around to that "inevitable angst" I was talking about XDD

Silly Octo, you should have given your wound ample time to heal! Now look at you, struck down and in critical condition. And look at that! You made your best friend cry. All because you couldn't accept the fact that you were weaker than the rest of your crew and needed extra time to recover. Silly goose! 🦆 🦆

#Do not tag as ship! #cookie run kingdom #cookie run #cookie run ocs #my ocs #tsk tsk tsk #shouldn't have lied about your injury octoooo #now you're much worse off and 10 times more vulnerable than you were before! ❤ #And your whole crew knows it now. How embarassing! #Also you made Seafoam cry #criminal >:(

[general-cyno]

So bring on the marines or pirates or sea beasts. You're my captain, Luffy, and I'm your first mate.

#opedit #oplaedit #onepieceedit #one piece live action #one piece #zolu #roronoa zoro #monkey d. luffy #zoro #luffy #myedit #mygifs #zoro when ppl try to recruit him: (commits murder; prefers getting strung up in a yard like a criminal) #zoro when the cute crazy twink from the bar wants him to join his pirate crew: 😏😏😏😏 #he's so funny #i also love how luffy went from hey you're good and strong maybe you should join me no pressure tho #to outright admitting what he needs (when everything's seemingly falling apart and he's doubting himself) is zoro #i love when men aren't normal abt each other

[lookismfanfics]

𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬

Just some cute fluff. Eugene • Jake • Hudson

𝐄𝐮𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐞

🝮 He enjoys the feeling of your fingers intertwined.

🝮 He has a habit of folding his hands behind his back. It’s either that or resting them together on a table.

🝮 It’s a comfortable position for him. He never realized it felt even better to hold some else’s hand.

🝮 The warm tingle when your fingers brushed into his palm was something he looked forward to.

🝮 Never in public. Always in private.

🝮 Sitting down with you after a long day, resting his eyes, cradling your hands with his

🝮 That’s an ideal situation for Eugene. He couldn’t ask for much more.

🝮 He enjoys holding your hand up to his cheek, letting you caress his face. Sneaking small kisses against your fingers. Never letting go of your hand.

🝮 You’re probably the only one that can tell… but it doesn’t change the fact that Eugene is down bad for you. It also doesn’t change the fact that he’s touch starved in a way and hates to admit it… but holding your hand is the tiny amount of contact that he tolerates and enjoys-

𝐉𝐚𝐤𝐞

🝮 Now as willing to hug and kiss all the time is Jake is, sometimes he just likes to keep it simple.

🝮 It’s romantic to him. Holding your hand.

🝮 Your hands slip into each others so easily, it’s almost like they’re puzzle pieces.

🝮 He gets tingles whenever your fingers lace together. For all his talk, Jake is pretty inexperienced when it comes to romantic relationships.

🝮 He reaches out to pull you closer, bringing you to his side as you walk down the street. Arms brushing against each other, hands pressed together.

🝮 Not all the time, but sometimes. He’s not overly affectionate of course. He’ll initiate hand-holding on walks… during dinner…

🝮 Hold hands as he kisses you senseless. Interlock fingers as your free hand digs through his hair. Hold hands as he presses his body against yours and molds his lips with yours.

🝮 Yeah… Jake likes to hold hands.

𝐇𝐮𝐝𝐬𝐨𝐧

🝮 His knuckles are rough and withered as sand paper, to be frank.

🝮 He’s even cut his niece’s forehead before… trying to sweep some of her bangs out of her eyes. His skin is coarse… he’s aware.

🝮 He doesn’t know why you enjoy holding his hands so much.

🝮 You grab them during the cold, weaseling your icy fingertips into his warm palm. He brushes it off.

🝮 You grab his hand while you’re studying. It’s a little odd. He tries to ignore it.

🝮 When you begin holding his hand at random he finds it really unusual. You don’t actually like it… do you? The rough feel of his knuckles and palms. Even his fingertips are comparable to sandpaper.

🝮 You kiss his knuckles, dragging your lips over his coarse skin. He wants to flinch, but doesn’t. He wants to look away from you, but he doesn’t.

🝮 Holding hands with you is really nice…

Me: O-Oh…. Hey guys! Part two to bubble baths? Well you see- w-WOAH

Ya’ll: 🔪🔪🔪🔪

Me: Oh! The requests… UhM about that— WAIT-

Me: 😵

#This is criminally short? #Oh hunny I know~ #*cries* #lookism manhwa #lookism #lookism webtoon #lookism x reader #jake kim #big deal #Hudson ahn #Allied Lookism #Allied crew #eugene x reader #Eugene lookism #Workers #Hudson ahh x reader #Jake Kim x reader #Lookism drabble #Lookism headcannons #Lookism fluff #Jake Kim fluff #Jake Kim headcannons #Hudson Ahn headcannons #Hudson ahn fluff #Eugene fluff #Eugene headcannons

[tobias-hankel]

No one ever talks about the fact that Elle Greenaway, Aaron Hotchner, and Spencer Reid all lived at the same apartment complex, The Langham.

We see Elle leaving her apartment when Hotch is following her in 2x6 - maybe that is where he learned about the apartment complex. We can also see Elle getting into her car, which has Virginia plates, so we know this apartment complex is in Virginia - not D.C.

In 5x1, we see Emily go to Hotch's apartment to check on him. This is also when we learn that Hotch is on the first floor in apartment 121. We later see him in this same apartment with Jack and Beth in 7x23 and when he is arrested in 11x22, just to name a few.

We see the outside of Spencer's apartment in 9x24 when Alex goes to leave after taking Spencer home. Spencer looks outside and watches Alex get into a taxi. We can see part of the green canopy and the street when Alex walks, but we can also see Spencer standing at the window. The window matches the same windows on The Langham. We can even see a spot on the sidewalk where the street lamp used to be. This is also when we learn that Spencer is on the second floor, apartment 23.

In 1x22, we see Elle be attacked in her home - not an apartment - meaning she moved into Langham apartments after her attack.

Up until Hotch was divorced, he lived in his home in Arlington, Virginia with Haley and Jack - so we know he moved into the complex sometime around season three or four.

We didn't see Spencer's apartment until season eight but we know in 3x2 that Spencer's Volvo has Washington D.C. plates but when we see his car again in 10x13, he had Virginia plates. We can assume that means that Spencer moved from Washington D.C. to the Langham apartments in Virginia at some point between season three and season eight.

Meaning, Elle lived in the Langham apartments before Hotch and Spencer - but Hotch and Spencer lived there only one floor apart at the same time.

#criminal minds #spencer reid #aaron hotchner #elle greenaway #hotchreid #because come on they lived in the same apartment building #long post #idk what to even tag this info dump #criminal minds info dump #the last photo of the building I got from google images with the time set to 2011 #fun fact #the building is in LA Cali #and if you look at it in street view through the different years you can see film crew people around it #not CM film people but just other people using the building #it also changes names sometimes to match what the people filming want to see #but it is more fun to think of them as lowkey roomies #criminal minds facts

[ladyluscinia]

Literally though "Why would Izzy be so against Edward's embracing the crew in his grief if he wasn't a femme-gay-hating homophobe hmm???" Because they are boat based criminals, Margaret.

Because they scare people for a living. Because they are social outcasts making a system work for them that was never intended to. Because Izzy is a hardened, paranoid bastard who thinks being weak in front of people you cannot trust is how you get killed, and staying alive is more important to him than emotional fulfillment. Because he doesn't trust the Revenge to be a safe space.

There's a really-not-that-hard to spot story here about community and support and the importance of being yourself openly, but it's rooted in the community bit. In having a group of people who you trust and are comfortable with before you start feelings-circling your softest bits.

No fucking shit the antagonist whose defining experiences on the Revenge were mockery, disrespect, having his crewmate spread an embarrassing story to the enemy, more targeted mockery, being lied to, and then being banished does not view the Revenge as a safe space to be vulnerable. 🙄 Is he probably going to learn that being a dick to keep anyone from bonding with you is part of his problem and that physical safety isn't everything? Learn the value of community and letting go of defensive maladaptive behaviors that actively harm yourself and others? Seems likely.

But fucking hell it is not actually a sign of undeniable moral corruption to not instinctively trust strangers to welcome you into the fold and become your support system. Especially when they don't.

(Hell, our protagonist Stede doesn't open up even as he preaches the importance of opening up - because he too needs to learn about safe spaces and community support.)

#our flag means death #izzy is the antagonist because he doesn't like the revenge crew and they don't like him #he's an asshole. literally everyone knows he's an asshole and that he's not innocent of blame for fighting with stede / edward / the crew #but that doesn't make him *evil* - especially when they are bitchy right back! #they are all pirates! they are all gay! they are all boat based criminals because the oppressive empire hates them! #izzy hands ofmd #ofmd piracy #ofmd meta #ladyluscinia

[spotlightstudios]

Wizard 101: Hey kid, you just got pulled into Wizard School, and it looks like you're ready to start. Go down that path and someone will teach you to fight. Oh shit, that's Malistare, uhhhh, *one minor battle later* Good job kid. Go and do some little quests and beat up some fairies, you're doing great! :)

Pirate 101: You're in jail. Pirates are breaking you out of jail! They're... asking about your trauma. You're a pirate, an orphan, the son of a whore and a scotsman, you were raised by another group of people, now you're pulling a jail break and helping other prisoners escape! A uhhh, a guy threatens to murder you. He's the one who locked you up. The pirate guy almost dies and you have to drive his ship??? *one stressful sail later* Hey kid, go beat up this guy who stole from me. I'm gonna cheat and scam you, btw, just so you know. :)

#light's spot #W101 #P101 #pirate101 #wizard101 #I'm biased because I'm a Wizard thru and thru #but I played Pirate yesterday and am losing my mind over the shift of tone #in w101 it's like sure I'm the hero of the spiral but it's a story of training and growth and friendship #in p101 it's like I'm a wanted criminal yet I don't have a ship or a name for myself nor a crew and this Armada guy really wants to murder #me specifically??? #anyways #Silent Ryan Ironside is my mute pirate and Subodai will forever be my first mate because we're bound by mutual imprisonment and escape #<- She's a Swashbuckler and was raised in Grizzleheim btw. her parents were killed in a mutiny #pretty sure she became a mute after her parents were killed and the Grizzleheim bears gave her the name “Silent” and she took the lastname #of “Ironside” while she was in their care because she'd shoulder her way into battle #fun shift of pace from Natalie BlueFlower who was just like #huh I'm an ice wizard now- HOLY SHIT I'M GETTING MAGICKED AT- #and then never stopped being magicked at lmao

[thejakeformerlyknownasprince]

Can you elaborate on the Our Flag Means Death thing? If you want

Yeah! So I get that realism isn't the be-all end-all of fiction, but. I really wish Taika Waititi et al. had done even 30 seconds of research on 18th century American history before they wrote an extended joke about the protagonist having a "man for sale" in episode 3. Yes, it's a white man being sold, but a guy still gets led to a market by a rope around his neck and then auctioned off... and this is played for laughs. I don't know a ton of Caribbean history, but even I know that no one in Nassau in 1717 would have been confused by the idea of selling a human being, the way they are on OFMD.

That was all before I found out that the real Stede Bonnet was a known enslaver and possible rapist. I think his story could be a horror comedy about a horrible person being horrible (see: What We Do in the Shadows) but the Stede we see on OFMD spouts progressive pop-psych slogans and is allegedly here to teach us radical self-love. Not a great combination.

Also, I'm one of the people who found OFMD unwatchable partially because I'd seen Black Sails. Black Sails came out 8 years before, features a lot of the same historical figures and Treasure Island characters, and has more queer rep than OFMD. But Black Sails's main plot is about a doomed-yet-glorious fight to end slavery in the Americas in the 1700s, and it is unflinchingly honest in its depictions of racism, imperialism, and homophobia. So it's jarring and deeply unfunny to see some of that same material cleaned up (the polyamorous main character is now a monogamous gay man; the kill-or-be-enslaved stakes are now potted plant thefts) or else swept under the rug (acknowledging slavery and homophobia would ruin the fun! let's pretend they don't exist!) for a different show that gets lauded as "groundbreaking" for its milquetoast repackaging of queerness.

#media negativity #media criticism #black sails #imperialism #wading into the pirate battle #black sails: in a world ruled by empire; crime is the only moral choice (especially for those made criminal by birth) #flag show: problems are solvable if you just talk :) it :) through :) as :) a :) crew :) #black sails: we're going to get into aspects of sexism and misgynoir that'll haunt you forever #flag show: pish posh! we solved that by just not having any women in the main cast!

[bumblingbabooshka]

There's a lot of Voy Crew & DS9 Crew crossovers for good reason but what about Voy Crew meets the TNG Crew so they can confuse and alarm them at every turn? Most Normal Crew Ever vs Most Fucked Up Weirdos Ever - let's go!

#& the best part is that the voy crew DID used to be normal too and it'd be fun (angsty) to see them be like 'ah yes finally a normal ship #with people just like us!' only to find they're nothing like each other anymore #I'm picturing this still happening in the delta quadrant somehow. It ends with a portal to the alpha quadrant opening up somehow #and VOY crew lets the TNG crew go through (knowing they'll lose their memories of them) bc they know they wouldn't be able to survive #the delta quadrant & also VOY crew wouldn't want to doom anyone else into trying #VOY: Yes!!! Starfleet people!! / TNG: Why are these Maquis criminals roaming around? We've apprehended a rogue borg. Why is everyone being #so casual? This is a starship isn't it? What's with all these slapdash additions? Why-/ VOY: Oh no!!!! Oh we forgot we're freaks!! #TNG crew would most elicit this reaction in my mind bc TOS crew is also doing wild shit and breaking rules & DS9 crew understands that #sometimes you've got a moral quandry you can't really 'solve' and you've gotta do what you've gotta do #*out of the ...what do you call it? oldtrek? crews. #ENT idk. They'd probably be like 'a Klingon on a starship?? looks like we ain't in kansas anymore!' #I'm scared of Archer & British Guy they seem like they're seconds away from saying the quiet part out loud

[scrion7]

today on parallel ships

#elegant boss businesswoman in control of an equally elegant mobile base that may or may not be reincarnated #and an infamous smirking criminal that travels world(s)wide with a crew including a poet and (a) blademaster #and both delight in annoying the other and yet respect each other #(and everyone thinks all four are mommys) #genshin #hsr #star rail #kafhime #himiko #kafka #beigguang #ningguang #beidou

[moeblob]

I met people I knew only online for the first time irl last night and I'm still extremely exhausted cause I am not a social person so here. Take an OC.

Katale (Kitty) is wonderful and I love her and she's a criminal and that's fine. She likes to look cute and so whenever I see a really cute outfit in public with a specific vibe, I'm like "Kitty would love that". So here. Please. Please know that I saw this very pretty woman jogging with her hair pulled back, running shorts, and the CUTEST top with a little scarf from the same fabric tied and wow. It was. So wonderful, please have a wonderful day @ the lady I saw jogging yesterday.

#my characters #kitty is so funny to me cause she is absolutely used to a life of crime #shes second in command in a huge group because she actually forfeited the top command spot to her future boyfriend #and now they are exes and besties and she just really likes their criminal crew #and then she adopts a lil agent guy bc hes like a puppy and she is like listen that is my son now you cant hurt him #ANY OF YOU TRY TO HURT MY SON I HURT YOU including you rud my beloved ex current boss #and hes just like okay #and then they become a very weird messed up family of two crime bosses and a good boy #but anyway kitty is the glue that holds everything together and she commits crimes on the side of being nice #like oh sorry im late to get here i had to kill a man #but its also her getting phone calls from rud telling her sorry babe cant show up im a bit gross #and shes like oh yeah dude i get it sometimes blood just doesnt wanna hide :c ttyl smooches ily #anyway she deserves to have cute outfits and no one is gonna tell her otherwise #ALSO for those who dont know and might care shes a weeb she watches so much anime #she just ..... really likes anime and makes rud watch some shows with her during and after dating #he just goes along with it no complaints and he doesnt understand all the appeal #but it makes kitty happy so hes happy

[salteytakesonmanga]

And a minute ago they were so worried about her leaving without taking any money.

I absolutely adore that this trait of Nami’s never changes. Most of the Straw Hats aren’t overtly criminals, in the sense that the only thing that makes them criminals is the very act of calling themselves pirates and therefore anti-government. They don’t pillage towns, they don’t attack civilians, they don’t loot other ships… Any time these things do happen there are always extenuating circumstances that we as readers can point to as a reason it’s okay.

Nami is different. Nami is a career thief. She is good at it, she likes doing it, and she’s never going to stop. She is an “immoral” character and she’s also written in such a way that none of that matters. This isn’t a “god forbid women do anything” or “girlboss” thing. This is “sometimes characters are morally questionable and that is not a problem. You can and should continue to like them.”

#one piece #op ch95 #saltey takes on one piece #nami #if you think about it #the only ‘real’ pirates in the crew #as in the characters who actually engage in piracy and criminal acts #are only nami and jinbe and maybe brook #everyone else was either branded a criminal for living outside of wg norms #or call themselves pirates when they would more accurately be called adventurers #I have thoughts about why oda chose to make his story about ‘pirates’ instead of ‘adventurers’ #but I’ll save that for another time

[zephyr-paladyn]

i happened upon dan heng's note in his room regarding the xianzhou luofu... particularly the line about how the luofu guards the secrets of immortality extremely strictly against short-lived species, and then thinking about dan feng and his love for a man of a short-lived species. he loved yingxing so much. ough. my heart. dan heng warns against it bc of that past... dan feng went for it wholeheartedly because he couldn't handle grief and loss. god. dan feng was so full of love, that it was his downfall -- of himself and everyone around him. sobbing.

#honkai star rail #xielseraphtext #renheng #xingyue #i saw the best xingyue fanart just now and just. danfeng's face. he's so full of love #IT'S SO TRAGIC. and dan heng is so different iiuehdjgjfbfjhjfbfkchkf #but still dan heng loves as well.. he loves his astral express crew more than anything #it was his top priority that he boarded the luofu to ensure their safety despite him being a wanted criminal #in some ways they're still the same #UE UE UE UEOUGH

[lilliesm]

idk why people dislike gideon he was literally a father for the team. elle calls him dad for one entire episode and when he leaves they associate him with reids father.

#criminal minds #jason gideon #elle greenaway #spencer reid #gideon cares about them not only like a crew but as a family

[insomniphic]

I’m on the HIVE (@braisedhoney’s blog au?? Universe??? Thingy????) grind— even during school man.

Anyways, first day of my part time job! Nothing could ever go wrong.

#no thoughts behind these eyes 👁️👁️ #Who would’ve known that adding Criminal for Being Too Rabid of a Simp would get me the job? :D #My job is originally supposed to training the crew for combat #but… #yeah #probably not gonna win a battle sorry guys #the hive #sketch #InSomniphic’s Art for Others #InSomniphic’s Art