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piqtescue · 2 years
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Sleepy Boy™️
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only-one-brain-cell · 8 months
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Headcanon that Spencers son develops a hyperfixation on dinosaurs after reading about them at the library so anytime he gets a change all he talks about is dinosaurs and of course the BAU is hanging onto his every word. (of course so are his parents Spencer is the one that brought him to the library.)
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truly-yours-matilda · 2 months
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𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 (𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐧)
summary: life and the dynamics with the team as jj’s teenage daughter 🫶
warnings: none, i think <3
note: i know that aaron, jack, tara and luke aren’t in the same seasons, but i wanted to include everyone (almost everyone) | any mistakes are mine!
• growing up as jj’s daughter was never boring
• it was filled with excitement and a whole lot of love
• so much that sometimes, you were scared of losing it
• you always worried for your mom when she wasn’t by your side
• but you would both make sure to call and text whenever her schedule wasn’t too hectic which caused you to feel the smallest bit of relief
• being a part of the team in a way, you’ve had a second, very loving family since you were born
• you cherish it with everything you are
• everyone loves you and your presence is always welcome
• whether it’s doing homework at the office after school or just short visits here and there
• your relationship with spencer is special
• spencer is one of your mom’s absolute best friends and naturally, you became close to him too
• you often have deep conversations about life and the human mind
• you both info dump to each other and can discuss the topic for hours
• you show each other books and recommend books to each other, and the team jokes about it (in a loving way)
• you see spencer kind of as a big brother in a way
• the family nights, very much encouraged by rossi and garcia, is a thing you’re included in (unless it involves alcohol some nights)
• ^^ cause then you’re with your brothers
• but when you’re allowed to be with them on family nights, you’re the only one rossi allows to cook with him
• you learn quickly and become quite the chef
• he may or may not have let you taste one of his many wines a few times (just a few) when the others were sent to the living room
• your relationship with emily is the CUTEST
• she loves you and you love her
• she’s the best (self proclaimed) aunt in the world and you often come to her for advice or to just hang out
• you’re with her a lot
• her hugs are AMAZING and so cozy and comforting
• you love how affectionate she is to you
• especially since she’s not like that with a lot of people, just the people she really cares about and loves
• it makes you feel special
• she’s always there to listen to you
• so when you’re having a bad day, your mom tells emily and she comes over with your favorite ice cream and you watch comfort movies
• emily’s hugs are even more comforting at these times
• em’s like a security blanket for you
• as you begin to discover who you are as you grow into a teenager, she’s there like a pillar in a storm
• being a teenager is hard and she, more than anyone, knows just how difficult it is
• she’s there for you with unconditional support and so much love
• penelope garcia <3
• she’s such a personality and you love her so much
• she’s so kind and caring and sweet and funny and comforting
• and on girl’s nights with your mom and emily, she makes you laugh so much
• she has a special way of making you feel good and happy
• even though there’s a significant age gap, you’re like best friends
• garcia sees a lot of jj in you, so she’s always been protective of you
• when you start dating, she secretly does the thing she’s best at and finds out just about everything there is to know about this certain person
• she definitely spoils you with gifts and books and everything you like, even though you protest that she’s going to become poor soon
• you love to bake and you do it all the time, so when you bring whatever you’ve baked to the office, penelope is your go-to taste tester
• the team loves coming back from a case and eat whatever you’ve baked
• you and hotch (plus jack) <3
• aaron is definitely like a father figure to you
• so naturally, jack becomes like a second older brother to you
• you, your biological brothers and jack had formed your own little friend group over the years
• you look up to aaron a lot
• he’s so brave and so determined
• you remember wanting to be like him when you were a little girl
• he’s there if you have games and he’s there if you even just have practice
• the rest of the team is too
• they cheer you on the loudest
• and your mom looks at you with proud eyes
• you, your mom and your brothers have lunch or dinner with aaron and jack sometimes
• as a way to catch up and just hang out
• jj and aaron loves watching their children having fun together, laughing and smiling
• you and morgan !!!
• you’re his baby, angel, sweetheart
• he’s “rerek” to you and that’s what you’ve been calling him since you were a little girl and couldn’t pronounce his name right
• he’s like a very protective, older brother to you
• derek is a bit of a pushover when it came to you
• he would do anything for you, even if it meant going against your mother's rules
• you knew this and would sometimes use it to your advantage, especially if you wanted to sneak out of the house and see your friends
• derek could never say no to your piercing, blue puppy dog eyes
• you and derek's relationship was one of a kind - filled with love, trust, and a bond that could never be broken
• you love his hugs so much
• they’re strong, comforting and genuine
• they’re never loose and you’re often i’m his arms
• luke and you
• you’re more mature than luke and it shows pretty much all the time
• of course, you can be silly and funny, you get that from your mom
• but luke can be like a 12 year old boy sometimes
• you love him anyway
• you have a secret handshake that’s not so secret anymore because you do it like every time you meet
• the handshake has been alive since you were a little girl and it wasn’t going away anytime soon, no matter how old you get
• you and garcia spoil roxy all.the.time
• luke more times than not likes the things you get roxy
• and he’s very grateful for you and garcia
• you and tara have mutual respect and admiration for each other
• you have so much fun when you’re together, no matter how much time you’ve spent apart
• not that much time goes by without you seeing your second family
• tara is a great role model for you
• you admire the way she carries herself and the way she works, while still keeping her humorous and silly side when she’s with the people she loves
• tara is a great listener, and you come to her for guidance and advice
• you love to play pranks on spencer, and tara always joins in on the fun
• tara has definitely taught you self defense, and jj is eternally grateful for that
• (your mom has taught you some moves herself)
• you’re clever, more clever than most people your age, and tara is in awe of how you think and how your mind works
• you’re so grateful to have grown up with such a loving family
• a found family isn’t something every person has and you’re so happy to have them all by your side
• they’re such a great support system
• even though every day was a whirlwind of mixed emotions because of cases, the one thing that remained constant was the unconditional love you all share
• you’re so grateful for your mom for just being herself
• you have an overwhelming amount of love for her, your brothers and the team
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thegrantwater · 2 years
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the best (and worst) bau sleeping arrangements
- jj and emily almost always share rooms on cases because, well, they're the only two women and as much as they love the guys they love not feeling weird about not wearing a bra to bed
- derek and spencer will both stay up late because spencer is reading maps of the area while the tv is blaring old twilight zone episodes and he's also playing classical music on the oldest ipod nano to ever exist, which is keeping derek up and when he can't sleep he does a little workout routine while going over the case so far
- hotch and rossi both snore so. goddamn. loud. which is why they always end up in the same room. rossi is definitely the key offender, because it's very rare that hotch even sleeps; instead he drinks coffee from the pot and pours over the case until the sun comes up
- emily and derek have shared rooms once or twice, which normally isn't an issue except when emily tries switching the vonnegut audiobook out for white noise at 2am because she stayed up listening to it instead of falling asleep and derek throws one of his pillows at her and tells her to "put the damn book back on emily"
- jj and spencer almost never sleep if they share a room, mostly because they end up tossing snacks and candy across the room at each other from their beds and try to catch them in their mouths. this always ends with the floor and the sheets covered in chex mix and jellybeans
- jj and derek have shared rooms together a few times and it's not the worst thing, especially because both of them get up early to stretch and get a little workout in, but jj stays up later and derek gets up just a little earlier so it's hard for them to feel well rested
- rossi and emily have probably the easiest time falling asleep, because rossi knows that emily has a hard time falling asleep so he'll sing her italian lullabies until she's knocked out and then he'll stay up for a little while longer just in case she needs comfort after a nightmare
- emily and hotch can never be allowed to room together. one time derek walked in on them doing the deed (it was a stressful case alright) and another time reid got nailed with a pillow after he came in unexpectedly and woke up hotch, which woke up and subsequently pissed emily off because she'd just gotten to sleep after blocking out his snoring, after which he apologized in coffee and a new russian novel he'd been reading
- hotch and derek aren't the worst bunking arrangement, but hotch finds it kind of irritating when he's just laid down after staying up to look over the case and derek is already up and doing push ups with his music loud enough through his earbuds that hotch can hear every single song
- rossi and jj surprisingly don't have a hard time when they have to share a room, they'll normally put on an old movie, talk about the case for a little bit, and fall asleep with no issue (jj is a strangely heavy sleeper so the snoring doesn't bother her)
- emily and spencer also don't have a hard time when they share a room, they'll trade books and stay up reading and discussing the themes of whatever novels they're reading until they fall asleep
- jj and hotch will almost always stay up talking about their kids and wishing they were with them instead of being out on a case, and they'll share pictures and talk about how they're doing in school and fall asleep way too late in the night
- derek and rossi hate sharing a room, mostly because they have such different night routines and derek absolutely hates hearing rossi snore (he definitely invested in good earplugs for those cases)
- hotch and spencer are absolute menaces when they share a room, because hotch will lecture spencer about drinking too much coffee and staying up too late and spencer will do it right back to him and they always end up a little bitter at each other in the mornings
- rossi and spencer have an amicable arrangement when they have to share a room: spencer puts in his headphones and pours over the case file to drown out rossi's snoring, and neither of them end up bothered
- and of course, the rare times that penelope will go out in the field with them, she'll gladly share a room with anyone, and no one has any issue when she does because she is an angel and would wake them up with fresh coffee and bagels and has their gear for the day all set and constantly checks to make sure they don't want one of the stuffed animals she brought with her because she knows how much it helps her sleep after seeing so much bad in the world
// anyways this has been in my drafts for months and i just finished it because i think its super interesting to think about how they would pick who rooms with who and what those dynamics would be like //
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lucyswinter · 2 months
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.-‘*•_aaron hotchner dating hcs .•*-.’💗’-.•*
pairing: aaron hotchner x girlfriend!reader
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genre: fluff
warnings: some sexual-ish stuff implied
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-the two of you met after a mutual friend set you up on a blind date. aaron had been a little scared because he thought he was too old to date after his divorce, but after he met you, he was immediately in love
-despite his quite serious demeanour at the BAU office, hotch is such an affectionate and cutesy boyfriend. always showing you and kisses and cuddling you
-he looooves to give you my pet names/praise. “pretty girl” “my love” “sweet girl” “mmm youre doing great sweetheart” “good girl, just like that”
-his groggy morning voice is really sexy and low and he loves to talk to you as soon as he wakes up because he knows it makes you blush
-cuddling is his favorite thing to do at any point in the day. you guys just woke up? he’s pulling you in for the first snuggle of the day. he’s tired after work? his arms are already around you. the two of you are winding down to go to bed? you’re falling asleep in his arms
-after a long day of talking to people and giving orders at work, he loves to listen to you talk about it your day. “oh, sorry am i rambling a little bit?” “no, sweet girl, not at all. i love listening to you, baby.”
-he’s really touchy in a protective way and always has his hands on you. an arm around your shoulder, holding your hand, arm around your waist, slowly snaking down towards your ass
-he doesn’t like to talk about work very much, mainly because it gets pretty heavy sometimes, and he doesn’t want to freak you out by telling you about creepy cases
-first time you ever visited hotch at the office, everyone was absolutely appalled by how sweet he was to you and how quickly he changed as soon as you walked into the room-
-“morgan, this is the last time im going to tell you- oh, oh hey pretty girl! what at you doing here?” “you just forgot the lunch i made you at home so i decided to bring it to you :)”
-derek and garcia are very freaked out at this side of him and keep pestering him because they didn’t know you two were dating. “who are you and what have you done with hotch?” and all he can do is roll his eyes and turn his attention back to you.
♡ ♡ ♡
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pastanest · 10 months
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Spencer Reid x she/her!reader
A/N: I am currently obsessed w the premise of a reader who is just totally smitten by the super shy and introverted Reid from early seasons bc he deserved SO MUCH MORE APPRECIATION it upsets me at least thrice a day!
gif creds: @themoontaxi
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Heaven Sent
“There’s an old Buddhist saying that, when you meet your soulmate, remember that the act to bring you together was 500 years in the making.” Spencer tells you with a thoughtful expression as you perch on his desk, smiling down at him in his office chair, your heart lifting in your chest as he continues. “So always appreciate and be kind to each other - there’s a corollary for friends!” And just like that, your heart falls back into place, but your smile doesn’t falter, there’s no way that it can when you’re still looking at him. “When you meet a true friend, you will be bound together through space and time for 500 years.” Spencer ends his tidbit of trivia with a smile that very nearly sends you flying from his desk and into orbit.
As per usual, you try to keep your cool, offering him a beaming smile. “Bound together through space and time for 500 years, eh? For a Buddhist quote, that does sound a bit Doctor-Who.” You tease lightly, and when Spencer’s eyes crinkle with a laugh that you have brought him, you feel all 500 years spent drifting through space to find him, smack you right in the chest.
“It does, actually, you make a great point!” Your favorite genius chuckles up at you, a look in his eyes that has you reaching the same conclusion to the age-old philosophical question of whether heaven is real, because every time Spencer Reid looks you in the eye, you know you could argue to the ends of the earth with any philosopher that tries to tell you it isn’t. 
“Alright, Doc, I’m gonna go take a scheduled pee break but I expect another fascinating fact from you on my return!” You order playfully as you hop off of his desk, never any malice or sarcasm in your voice when you regard his seemingly endless knowledge. Spencer feels the sincere love you have for his facts, something few people have shown him. 
“I’ll try my best, but I can’t promise anything!” Spencer calls after you as you stroll towards the bathroom, your phone already in your hands, frantically typing a few texts to your best friend.
You: good god
You: I want him
You: so bad
Spencer’s retort catches you off guard, your thumbs slipping on your phone as you turn to look back at him, walking backwards and continuing to type without looking. 
“Spencer Reid, if there is ever anything that you can promise me, it’s a new fact with a few minutes prep, don’t lie to me!” You joke right back to him, the two of you sharing a laugh across the office as you reach the bathroom and disappear behind the door.
As you lean against the bathroom door, you release the breath you were holding in your lovesick chest and smile so hard your face hurts. In the midst of your recovery from such a wholesome interaction with your favorite person, you hit send on the text you’d typed, your eyes closed as you relive Spencer’s smile again and again.
You: it physically hurts
Then, your phone makes a peculiar sound that causes your heart to sing. Spencer’s text tone, specially selected so that you never get your hopes up at anyone else’s text tone coming through. As if your thoughts summoned him, Spencer has texted you, despite the fact you were speaking to him mere seconds ago. However, as you glance down at your phone to see his message, your blood runs cold. Much to your absolute horror, you have somehow managed to send that last message you typed and sent without looking, not to your best friend like the previous messages, but directly to the subject of the conversation.
Spencer: What physically hurts? Are you okay? Do you need help? 
The panic response in your body is so real it’s scary, every fiber of your being screaming in utter hysteria as you run your hand through your hair with eyes like a deer in headlights. This is the worst possible mistake to have made, but, maybe you can white-lie your way out of this, since that message didn’t mention Spencer by name. Frantically, you type out your response back to him.
You: Spencer I am so sorry omg Im fine that message was not meant for you 
Nodding to yourself, you take some deep breaths. Spencer is never one to invade a person’s privacy outside of it being professionally required to do so and by revealing so little in your reply, you are communicating that the matter is private and was unintentionally, partially revealed to him. 
Spencer: Oh, okay. Still, if you are in any kind of pain, please let me know; if there is anything I can do to help/anything I can get you, I will.
And, of course, Doctor Spencer Reid manages to make you smile like an idiot with such a simple, sweet text.
You: thanks, Spence, that’s really kind of you. Im ok tho, I promise!! :)
Spencer: Hold on, you went to the bathroom and complained of pain - is it your menstrual cycle? I have towels and tampons in my desk.
Your eyes widen at his boldness, but also sweetness, to ask such a thing. How cute, he thinks you’re embarrassed to admit to him that you are on your period and not at all completely humiliated by your massive crush on him, almost being exposed in its entirety because you were, ironically, distracted by him.
You: nono, trust me, Im ok!! 
Frowning in sudden confusion, you are quick to type out another text before Spencer responds to your first one.
You: why do you have those?
Spencer: I am a doctor, I work with people who menstruate and should not have to pay for such things if I have some that I can provide for free. 
And he has you smiling like a lovesick idiot. Again. 
You: wow, that’s really sweet Spence :’)
Spencer: Is It? Thank you! B)
Another confused frown furrows your brow as you stare at your phone screen quizzically.
You: what’s “B)”
Spencer: Sunglasses face. A cool guy. B) 
God bless this man and his total inability to use actual emojis, you are having to stifle your laughter with a hand over your mouth because otherwise you are certain the entire office would hear you.
You: omg of course it is! so cute!!
Spencer: B)
The second you see it on your screen again, you are trying to contain your laughter a second time. His ability to be completely and utterly adorable is unmatched.
Spencer: You have been in the bathroom for some time and have not yet clarified the reason for texting someone that you were in physical pain. Are you absolutely certain that you are alright? 
Panic begins to set in again as you consider your options, none of which including confessing the truth from within the bathroom stall you are hiding in.
You: look, I cant tell you the reason I texted that but I promise you I am absolutely fine!! 
The moment the ‘read’ symbol appears by your last text, there’s a knock at the bathroom door.
“Hey sweetpea, boy-wonder told me you were in some kind of pain, is everything alright in there? Do you need a tamp? A hot water bottle? Some soup? A-” While your dear friend, Penelope Garcia, continues to list things that you could possibly need, through the bathroom door, you are frantically typing to Spencer again.
You: did you send Pen over here
He responds diligently, of course.
Spencer: I am sorry if I have breached your privacy at all, I thought you might feel more comfortable talking to Penelope about whatever is going on, but I hope you know you can always talk to me about anything.
Sighing and closing your eyes in a pained blink, you call out. “I’m fine, Pen, seriously!”
But, ever the carer of the team, Penelope will not let that slide. “Well, I’m not leaving until you come out here and prove it to me.”
Now, you are physically and emotionally cornered. There is absolutely no way that Penelope will let you out of here without an explanation, and there is absolutely no way that you can lie to her, either. Alright, time to bite the bullet.
“Pen…if I come out, you must promise to take me straight to your office and I’ll tell you everything, but you cannot tell a soul, okay?” You ask her through the door, and you can practically hear the gossip-loving cogs in her brain turning on the other side.
“You got it, sweetness! C’mon out!” Penelope calls, and you take a deep breath, shoving your phone in your back pocket before unlocking the door and stepping back into the office.
Immediately, Penelope swings an arm around you and leads you to her office with haste. All the while, you can feel a certain pair of very attractive, swoon-inducing eyes on you, worrying after you.
The second you are alone together in her office, Penelope sits you down and pulls her chair up to sit opposite you, taking ahold of your hands.
“Spill it!”
You sigh, avoiding her eyes. “This is about to be the most humiliating confession of my life.”
Penelope’s eyes widen, her pupils practically dilating at the raised stakes of what this gossip could entail. “No, no, come on, this is a safe space!”
You nod. “I know, I know, but…admitting aloud to any member of the team is something I hoped I’d avoid forever.” You chuckle in disbelief. “Basically, I was texting my friend some very private things and then got distracted by Spencer and accidentally sent him one of the texts- it’s probably just easier if I show you.” You decide, retrieving your phone and showing her the texts you had originally been sending to your best friend, then the one you accidentally sent to Spencer. 
Penelope’s jaw drops. “Oh my goodness! Who are you talking about in those texts?!”
You roll your eyes playfully. “Go on, Pen, take a guess. Who is the one person I wouldn’t want to find out about my crush, except for the crush himself.”
And Penelope Garcia’s jaw has hit the floor, she is in a state of shock. So severely, in fact, you have to wave a hand in front of her face.
“Earth to Penelope?” You ask, amused. 
She blinks rapidly at you, her spirit seemingly returning to her as she starts to squeal. “Ohmygosh, ohmygosh, ohmygosh! I knew it, I absolutely knew it!”
Then, your phone dings, a text tone that sends goosebumps rippling up your arm. 
Spencer: Is everything okay? I am sorry if I upset you by telling Penelope, I was just concerned for you. Can I talk to you before we leave for the day, please?
Without hesitation, you show the text to Penelope, seeking her moral support in your time of need. “Now that you know what’s going on, please help me, what the hell am I supposed to do?!”
The technical analyst spins in her chair, typing away on her keyboard before bringing up a direct feed of one of the security cameras inside the main office. The two of you can see Spencer, sitting at his desk with his bag and coat on, ready to leave for the day, but glancing between his phone and the text he’s sent you that’s now showing as ‘read’ and Penelope’s office door, with a worried expression.
“Honestly, sweetpea, I don’t think you’ve got a choice but to tell him. The two of you are so close, he’ll see right through any white-lie you tell him and worry even more that he’s done something to upset you. The most painless way out of this is to just tell him the truth.” Penelope says, wincing at her own words as she looks at you because she knows how much it would hurt to have someone tell her that, if she were in your situation. 
Looking back up at Spencer on the monitor, seeing his worried expression, your heart aches at the thought of making him overthink about something he’s said or done, never wanting to cause him that kind of distress.
Sighing in defeat, you nod. “You’re right, Pen.”
Fixing your gaze back on your phone screen, you start to type, not missing the way Spencer’s eyes light up on the monitor at the notification of you typing back to him.
You: sorry Spence, I didn't mean to worry you, I'm all good! now coming :)
As silly as it is, the smiley face you send him brings a small smile to Spencer’s actual face, and that gives you the only confidence you need to rise from your seat. 
“Good luck, sweetness!” Penelope squeals, pulling you into a hug before practically shoving you out of her office.
Stepping into Spencer’s line of sight, he immediately starts walking over to you.
“Hey, I’m so sorry that I told Garcia, I know I shouldn’t have-” He begins to ramble, but your smile stops him in his tracks.
“You don’t need to apologize, Spencer, I promise, everything is fine. Are you ready to head out?” You ask him as he follows you over to your own desk, so that you can collect your own jacket and bag. 
“Y-Yeah.” He replies nervously, very obviously still worrying because you haven’t told him the whole truth yet, rendering him unable to settle.
The two of you walk to the elevator in silence, but as the doors close, isolating the two of you, you take a deep breath.
“You’re going to think my explanation is ridiculous, just to pre-warn you.”
Spencer frowns seriously, turning to face you, giving you his full attention. “Nothing you say is ever ridiculous, not to me. What’s going on?” His voice is so soft that it has you weak at the knees, which does not make this any easier. 
“I was texting a friend of mine and then carried on typing when I looked back to answer you, meaning I accidentally sent the next text to you.” The explanation is simple, in essence, but Spencer is nodding along like you are reciting some holy scripture. Biting the bullet completely this time, you pass Spencer your phone with shaking hands, allowing him to read the texts you sent your friend.
“But…you sent these after talking with me? While still talking with me?” He asks quizzically, for a moment blinded by his own obliviousness and a sadness settles in his heart because he truly believes you were thinking of some other guy when just speaking to him, but as the more logical conclusion presents itself to him, Spencer’s eyes widen.
You are unable to look at him, your gaze fixed on the closed elevator doors in front of you as you gently take your phone and conceal it back in your pocket. “Yep.” Is, somehow, the only word you can muster. 
Spencer parts his lips to speak, but the elevator doors open, and you all but make a break for it.
“Sorry. See you tomorrow, Spencer.” You blurt out hurriedly as you speed walk out of the building and into the parking lot, feeling physically sick as tears blur your vision, knowing you have single handedly ruined whatever wonderful friendship Spencer appreciates you for sharing with him, knowing your fate of a tear soaked pillow awaits you the second you arrive home. 
“(Y/N), wait, please!” Spencer calls out after you, his voice alone strong enough to stop you on your march. 
Turning to face him, Spencer’s heart breaks at the sight of the tears escaping your eyes. “Spencer, I am so, so sorry. I know you don’t like physical contact, I know you have never so much as glanced at me in the only way I’ve ever been able to look at you, and I want you to know I tried absolutely everything to stop myself falling for you because I didn’t want to put you in an uncomfortable situation like this, but every new thing I learn about you just makes me love you more than I thought possible and every time you smile at me you remind me what the definition of beautiful is, as though I’d ever forget when you exist to be just that in every conceivable way, and I’m so sorry or making you worry and care for me and that now you’ve got no choice but to process all of this and with your eidetic memory you’re not going to be able to forget it which makes things even more awkward for you and-”
Spencer interrupts your breathless, tearful ramble by pulling you into his arms, tucking your head into his chest.
“Breathe, (Y/N), please.” He asks, so softly, with such care and compassion you can only cry into his coat. 
For a few minutes, that is how you stay, crying in his arms as he holds you there, gently shushing you, one hand rubbing your back and the other holding your head to his chest, his fingertips caressing your hair in a way that makes it very difficult for you to focus on anything else. But, when Spencer hears your tears settle into sniffles, your breaths returning to normal, he parts his lips to speak.
“500 years through time and space.” He says, a small smile curling at the corner of his mouth.
Unfortunately, in your heartbroken state, you don’t quite catch on. “Yeah, friends have always got to be kind and appreciate each other, I remember.” You nod, pulling away from Spencer to wipe your eyes. 
As your vision clears, you see the smile on his face, and Spencer shakes his head at you. “The saying is specifically tailored to soulmates, I only added the friendship clarification because I didn’t want to be too forward.” He holds your gaze, reading your eyes as you return to the wavelength you’ve always shared. “Actually, the next fact I was going to tell you when you came out of the bathroom, the new fact you asked for on your return, was going to be that a study conducted by the University of California found that when someone is in love, their heartbeat synchronizes itself with that of the person they are in love with. And I was, then, going to ask to check your heart-rate, because I am a Doctor, after all.” He chuckles bashfully, pulling the stethoscope from his bag and shyly hiding it in there again once you acknowledge it.
There’s no way you can keep your cool at this point, the bright smile on your face is impossible to conceal. “How long have you had that stethoscope in there in preparation for telling me that fact?”
Spencer does not hesitate with his answer. “4 months, 18 days and 6 hours.”
You nod slowly. “So, you’ve been sure for a while, then?”
Spencer nods back at you, his own smile widening. “For 4 months, 18 days, 6 hours and 3 minutes, to be exact.”
You can’t help giggling at that. “500 years, 4 months, 18 days, 6 hours, and 3 minutes later, here we are. Sorry, I took the long way round.” You joke, taking a nervous step towards him, and Spencer meets you halfway. 
“I think we both did.” His words are quiet, his breath on your lips as he leans down to you, smile to smile and heart to heart for the first time in your lives. 
It’s you that rises to your tiptoes to close the final gap between you, your lips meeting his and immediately sighing against them, truly feeling that you have waited each and every one of those 500 years for this kiss alone. Spencer’s large hands cup your face so gently, and your hands hold his there, stars and butterflies whirling around you in a bliss shared between two souls that took their sweet time in coming back to each other. 
As a thought enters your mind, you break away from the kiss to laugh lightly.
“What is it?” Spencer asks quietly, but he’s already laughing with you.
“Two hearts, beating together?” You say, giggling to yourself as the realization flashes in Spencer’s eyes, too, so much so that he finishes the thought for you.
“You’re absolutely right, that is a bit Doctor-Who!”
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galaxy-siren · 4 months
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Dating Spencer Reid Headcannons
He is not super comfortable with PDA. He's fine with holding hands and hugging in front of others, but not really comfortable with any other physical PDA.
His love language is quality time. He just wants to spend anytime that he has with you. Whether that's going to the museum or out to dinner together or just sitting on the couch and watching cool documentaries together. Parallel play is also common with him. You both reading in the same room, or him looking over case files and you doing something similar. He just wants to be in the same space as you.
Acts of service would also be one of his love languages. Are you cold? He gets you your favorite blanket and fuzzy socks. Are you almost out of your favorite tea/coffee/hot cocoa? He picked some up at the store. Are your shoulders tense? He gives you a massage. Are you not feeling well? He takes care of you. Are you feeling sad? He puts your favorite movie/show on and makes your favorite snack.
He loves to cuddle. It's not something you find out until a couple months in to the relationship, but when the two of you are hanging out at his place or yours, he always wants his arms wrapped around you.
He is not one for pet names. He refers to you by your name or a shortened version of your name, but he feels awkward calling you baby, babe, sweetheart, or anything like that.
He likes when you refer to him with a pet name, but prefers being called Spencer or Spence. There's just something so wonderfully intimate about being called by your name.
Will give you a random "fact of the day" at some point.
If he's out on a case when the two of you had a date planned he always makes it up. Sometimes with dinner at a nice restaurant like you had planned, or sometimes he will take a long lunch and eat with you at work, or make you dinner at home.
He is usually up before you (and sometimes leaves before you're up) so he will always make sure that there is hot water ready for your tea or he'll make a fresh pot of coffee before he leaves.
He will always kiss you on the forehead before falling asleep.
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cumulo-stratus · 6 months
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They're Ours
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(GIF NOT MINE)
Pairing: Spencer Reid x gn!reader
Description: My HC's around Spencer and sharing clothes over the course of your relationship.
Warnings: slight nsfw(mentions of sex and others), !!Spoiler warning for season 10!! lemme know if theres anything else!
Flufftober Day 7: Sharing clothes
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At the beginning of the relationship (in like season 1/2) Spencer doesn't even realize couple sharing clothes is a thing
like if he would come home late from a case to find you asleep wearing something of his he is kinda confused but finds he loves it
And then in the morning he would ask you about and and you would say you missed him
"your wearing my shirt-"
"I know, I just missed you"
"oh."
I think after around a year Spencer would be super used to it and wears some of your clothes too
like he would totally sneak one of your old college hoodies that are too big for him at the bottom of his go back some times
its the only time he wears hoodies
sometimes he can't wait to just go back to his hotel room and put it on
he just misses you and feels comforted by the familier smell
and after while of things like this you would regularly wear clothes from each others closet, not for comfort- just because they go better with the outfit
And this helped Spencer explore more fun patterns and colors through your clothes without the commitment of buying new clothes
and if you're an agent he would totally give you his FBI jacket
like im imagining you get bashed in the head and get a gash on your forehead while catching the unsub
and Spencer rushes over searching for you desperately
only knowing your injured, but the extent
and when he does find you and sees the goosebumps from the cold breeze he doesn't hesitate to wrap his puffy fbi jacket around you shoulders while the paramedic works on your forehead
Another image I had in my head is like gag gifts
like It would be so cute if you get Spencer those boxers you can personalize with a collage of your your face on it so he can quote "always be close to you"
and he would blush a lot and think that this was his real gift until you pull out the real gift
I think post prison Spencer would absolutely adore it when you wear his clothes because he needs that reminder that your still there when he notices a shirt or a cardigan missing
and he just meds to feel loved so he starts almost preferring your clothes over his because he's been deprived of you for so long
also I think after prison he would also find your wearing one of his shirts rly hot and when first sees you wearing one of his shirts again he has to have you
he would approach you at the counter while your making tea
He would wrap his arms around your waist and whisper deeply in your ear
"you look amazing in my clothes.."
"oh really?"
he would only hum as he kisses your neck..
you know the rest ;)
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uncpanda · 7 months
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Something More
Prompt: Something More by Sugarland 
Pairing: Aaron Hotchner x Fem!Reader
Warnings: Pregnancy 
Requested by: ANON 
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You’re in the front yard, planting daffodils when the car pulls up. It takes you a few minutes to get to your feet, your pregnant belly makes movement more difficult these days. You glance over at the porch where Jack is playing cars with James. Despite being twelve years older than his younger brother, Jack never complains about spending time with his baby brother. In fact, he loves being a big brother. It’s why you’re pregnant again. Jack is in desperate want of another sibling, and Aaron had been in desperate want of a third kid. 
You let out a breath once you’re upright. You turn to face the people coming up your walkway, and then you hear Jack yell, “UNCLE DAVE!” 
You pause at that, and everything clicks together as you watch a group of people exit the car. These people are your husband’s former team. You watch as Jack’s head swivels between his two year old brother and the people who had been his honorary aunts and uncles. You toss your head towards them and head up the stairs of the porch. 
You hold out your hand for James, who happily takes it and lead him inside while Jack hugs everyone. You find Aaron on the couch surrounded by the papers he’s grading. “Aaron.” His head shoots up and he smiles at you. “You have visitors.” 
His brow furrows, before he gets off the couch he peers out the window and a very serious look comes over his face. You’ve never seen him look that serious. You place a hand on his arm, and some of the tension eases from his body. 
James tugs on his pants leg, and he swoops down and picks him up. He settles a giggly James on his shoulders before ducking out the front door. You watch from the doorway. You had met Aaron nearly four years ago. Of course, back then you had known him as James. He’d been your next-door neighbor; a handsome and kind single dad. He’d been older than you, but you’d been infatuated.
It had taken a few months for him to warm up to you. A month after that he’d accepted your invitation to dinner. There were things that didn’t make sense about his life, but you had a feeling he was being as honest as he could. It was only when you’d found yourself accidentally pregnant that he had sat down and told you the truth of everything. You’d been surprised when you didn’t feel any anger. You understood the lies and you also knew that there was no way in hell your were giving him or Jack up. And with his cover blown and the two of you tied together, you decided to get married and be enveloped into the witness protection life. 
Scratch had been found and captured in your sixth month. You’d been living in a small town in Florida. Aaron hated Florida. And when he got the call there had been a moment of elation, and plans were made to move back to DC and for Aaron to go back to work. And then they stopped. While Aaron still wanted to be back in or near DC he told you he wasn’t going back to the FBI. He was going to take early retirement. When you had asked him why, he simply shrugged and said, “I want something more.” 
Your growing little family had moved back to DC  and Aaron had gone back into law practice and started teaching at GW. He’d told you a lot about his team, and he’d surprised you when he hadn’t reconnected with his team outside of the job. 
You’d asked him about it one night, and while he’d held you close he’d admitted, “I’m scared I’ll get sucked back in. I want to be here for you and Jack and this little one.” His hand had stroked your nine month pregnant belly. And now, here you were two years later and Aaron was finally being reunited with his family.
You watch Aaron and Jack from the window. James is leaning forward, but he isn’t trying to interact with anyone. He’s in the toddler stage where he hates strangers. Instead, he’s clinging to Aaron’s hair. You know for a fact that that isn’t comfortable, the kid has a grip like you wouldn’t believe. There’s a twinge in your back, and you rub at it while Jack gestures towards the house. You take that as your que to head on out. 
It’s a bit of a waddle, and Jack is quick to run back and help you down the stairs; your sweet boy. And as you’re enveloped into hugs and greetings you can’t help but wonder how Aaron has stayed away from these people for so long. 
Aaron watches you interact with the team. He expects some sort of longing to take over; a desire for the old days. He admits he sometimes misses the weight of his gun on his hip or the feeling of his credentials in his suit pocket. But the overwhelming NEED to be out there chasing the bad guys is gone. 
His time in witness protection had allowed him to realize he wanted something more out of life. He didn’t want just a job, he wanted a family. He wanted to be there for Jack, and he had treasured those first few months just the two of them, but Jack had been growing up, and then he’d met you. You’d been an unexpected curve ball life had thrown at him, and he was so grateful. You’d provided him with love and understanding and someone to lean on. You were his sun, and his children were his moon and stars. 
And as James pulls on his hair, and Jack and Henry run off to go look at his comic books, and you connect with the team while rubbing your baby bump, he knows that he can be part of this family again, and he can do it without being sucked in. Because he has something more than the job now. 
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leanteam43 · 2 months
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"Reid's Dating The K9 Handler?"
(Dating Spencer as a K9 Handler)
summary : falling for Dr.Reid as a K9 Handler for the FBI
coloring : Morgan | Reid | Prentiss | Y/N | Garcia
pronouns : they/them | GN!reader!
warnings : Mentions of Spencer being taken hostage, I think that's all? If there's any more I'll update this !!
a/n's : HELP ME ITS POURING OUT - 🌿 | idk D:- 🎸 | EAT LOTS OF HEART SHAPED COOKIES - 🐇
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Morgan told him not too
"Reid you can't date the K9 handler" "Why not??" "They'll make you their bitch" "?? What??"
Y'all met at an FBI K9 Demonstration,
the BAU was there to show support (strauss deffo did NOT force them /s)
Reid caught one glance at you and was HOOOOKED
Love at first sight? No this man was whipped at first sight
Morgan and Emily caught on immediately
The teasing was BRUTALLLL
"Pretty boy's got a cruuuushhh~"
After the demonstration was over, Emily called you over to introduce you too
"Y/N, have you met my colleague, DR. Spencer Reid?"
Wing (Wo)men Morgan and Prentiss™️
One handshake and a smile and suddenly Mr. Chatter Box couldn't form a proper sentence
"You two actually have a lot in common! Joining the FBI so young and all."
Spencer tried impressing you by knowing facts about dogs but you knew way more, which ended up impressing him
Teaching him to say 'Belgian Malinois' properly.
"Mal-in-waa" "? Mal-inois?" "Nono-"
Eventually you two do end up in a relationship, after a lot of dates being cancelled (having no love life should really be in the job description)
Being polar opposites because you passed the FBI's physical test with flying colors and he had to get a free pass
Hotch letting you and your K9 come on certain cases
"Y/N's here??" "They work here, genius."
Break-room dates
"I'm surprised nobodies come in yet!" "I locked the doors."
Him trying, and struggling, to handle your K9 when you go on vacation.
"Y/N I've done everything you wrote and it's still bouncing off the walls." "IT??"
Spencer being the proudest bf EVERRR™️
Penelope thinking you two are the cutest couple in the building
"When are you two getting married?" *Cue both of you choking on your drink*
One of the many times spencer gets taken hostage TRUST you and your K9 are on the crime scene within the next hour
Park !! Dates !!
"Do you wanna try throwing the ball for (K9 Name)?" "Uhmm.."
Holding hands while walking your K9 :C
Spencer is lowkey scared of your K9 but in the "I know you could eat me if you wanted too, but I trust you won't" type of way
In conclusion,
i luv spencer reid spencer reid brainrot luv that silly little nerdy white man <3
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theflowerrooms · 10 months
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dad spencer headcannons PLEASE
THIS IS SO CUTE I LOVED DOING THIS SO MUCH
Lowkey wanna write more dad!spencer
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Spencer was always loving and caring, always doting on you. But since you’d gotten pregnant, he’s done nothing but take excellent care of you, doing everything in his power to make sure you’re not overexerting yourself, and making sure you’re comfortable and healthy.
Spencer started off having pre-parental panic for the first three months of your pregnancy. He read countless amounts of books on parenting and pregnancy, he knew everything from what you should eat to what what you should watch on tv in order to have the happiest, healthiest pregnancy.
Picking the name was a hassle, you would constantly blank, not thinking of a single name you liked, and Spencer would suggest names like Mildred, Earl, or something from a different language that, while it would have a beautiful meaning, you struggled to pronounce.
When you found out you were having a boy, you both eventually decided to name the baby after people you cared about, and when he was born, he was given the name Jason David Reid. It was beyond important to Spencer that you’d named him after Gideon.
Your birth wasn’t nearly as hard as your pregnancy, and all of it was worth it when your baby was cleaned up and in your arms.
It felt even more worth it when they placed him in Spencer’s, seeing a father hold his son for the first time. You’d seen Spencer cry, a few times. But you’d never seen him cry like this, tears of love and enchantment, tears for you, tears for your baby, and tears for your family.
Spencer was the only one in the room during your birth, at your request. It wasn’t until afterward that they let people in, and of course, the team who’d been waiting at the hospital for six hours crowded into the room, washing their hands at Spencer’s request.
You both cried again, watching your baby be passed around between these people that you loved like family. Penelope had been crying since a nurse informed her that your baby boy had been born healthy and happy. Jj cried the first time she saw him, Emily cried the second he was in her arms. Rossi sobbed when he heard his name for the first time.
Your first night home from the hospital was hard. The baby slept so good, he hardly cried, he was such a happy baby. But you and Spencer were so nervous. He’d read every book and website he could get his hands on, spoken to so many seasoned parents and paediatricians. But still you both were nervous.
That quickly faded, and you got used to having a new baby. You’d gotten used to waking up to change or feed him, gotten used to the weight of a baby in your arms.
He wasn’t a big baby, still very healthy and happy, just a little guy. And he already looked like Spencer, button nose and a full head of hair, just a shade darker than his father’s.
The baby went through a series of nicknames. Because Jason’s a lovely name, just not a baby name, and David felt worse. You went from calling him Jay, to JJ, which was confusing, to JD, which is what stuck. Baby JD, JD Reid.
JD was happy and content almost all the time, but what calmed him down fastest was the sound of Spencer’s voice. So Spencer would spend hours talking to JD, explaining the history of Hallows Eve, or telling him about different types of plants.
When JD was around 10 months, he said his first word which was bird. He loved birds, his mobile had handmade birds sewn by Penelope, his wallpaper had little blue birds just below the trim, He saw them a lot outside in the yard. Spencer cried the first time he said it, from how cute it was, from the fact that Gideon loved birds before he passed.
As JD grew, he proved himself to be very intelligent, which Spencer took great pride in. He was speaking full sentences before he turned two, he could identify many different types of dinosaurs, which became his new obsession after birds.
Spencer would read to him often, the first book being ‘Goodnight Moon’, the second being ‘The Narrative of John Smith.” JD was able to remember nearly all of the words to the books that Spencer would read to him, but he struggled to read and he was diagnosed with Dyslexia when he was almost 5.
Being a dad and husband is the most important thing to Spencer. He happily spends less time working and more time with JD and you.
Neither you nor Spencer had cried so much until you became parents, he’d cry over how cute you looked holding JD in your arms as he slept, he’d cry over how sweet JD’s voice was as he told him he loved him, He’d cry watching JD and Hank play pirates together. And he broke down in tears of love when JD ran to hug him when he got home, wearing a shirt that read “big brother”
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piqtescue · 11 months
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no words tbh
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only-one-brain-cell · 8 months
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Spencer as the #1 Garvez shipper because he’s not as gullible as everyone thinks he is about relationships and KNOWS Luke is in deep and when he hangs out with Penelope all she can talk about is “the new guy” or “newbie” so he drops little hints about Penelope to Luke just to see his reaction and vice versa.
“That’s Penelope’s favourite tea”
“That’s Lukes favourite food”
“Penelope’s hair looks nice today.”
Luke: I didn’t notice (he noticed) but now that you mention it *goes on a tangent*
“Luke’s haircut looks nice”
Penelope: he got a new haircut? Oh I didn’t realize (she realized) and just doing little things like that being each others wingman. No one notices because as the genius gentle puppy of the BAU everyone thinks Spencer is just being his usual kind self.
Spencer is a fucking mastermind think god he uses his powers for good and not evil.
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truly-yours-matilda · 2 months
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— welcome to my blog!!
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headcannon masterlist
blurb masterlist (not anything yet)
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thegrantwater · 2 years
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i think derek and emily have spent a lot of time trying to unpack their religious trauma together bc i know we see emily's a little bit in demonology and they mention it a little bit for derek but like, can you imagine those two staying up all hours of the night and talking about how terrible the church treated them and how painful it is to even think about religion and how they still feel guilt about their "sinful thoughts" and even though they hate it they still find themselves praying during the bad cases and when emily panics she says the hail mary in latin and derek recites the lord's prayer over and over when he can't sleep and GOD the cm writers really didn't want to give us strongly developed characters did they?????
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0anonnymouslyours0 · 1 year
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w; mentions of sex, kinky, titles
early seasons spencer is tame, fluffy, inexperienced, submissive. i think you'd be the first to show him around the bedroom. never too kinky though, the most it would get is the occasional pulling of hair or hand wrapping around your neck. he loves when you take control.
later seasons spencer is absolutely filthy. he has so much anger and he loves to take it out on you, in a consensual way of course. handcuffs, blindfolds, bindings, the occasional spanking is part of your life now. hes dominate, he takes control, orders you around the bedroom.
no personally, i think he'd be into some sort of title (daddy, sir, ext.) but thats really personal preference.
maybe early seasons reid would throw in the occasional "mummy".
now im a big fan of professor reid, and i will touch on this more later, but i think he would go feral for sir, or the use of professor reid in the bedroom. would be all over you in seconds.
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