#critical items

[jibril-thelibraryangel]

I love that Keyleth is finally experiencing the other side of “group of quirky adventurers cornering the wise powerful NPC and taking the chance to ask them about all the random unrelated shit they been wondering about“

Keyleth IS the new Allura

#she has no right to be annoyed at this #at least Bells Hells haven’t stolen any wonderous magical items from her own house and then gaslighted her about it #critical role #cr #critical role spoilers #cr spoilers #campaign 3 #cr3 #bell’s hells #bells hells

[revvethasmythh]

ashley johnson, i want to watch you start trends like these

#woman who has never worn an item of clothing she's been given on this show in a normal way #and she's iconic for that #4-sided dive #critical role #ashley johnson

[playerkingsley]

I think it makes way more sense for sam to roll up with a whole new character (and a more exciting prospect, tbh), but considering the circles he travels in it wouldn’t be a stretch for tary to show up with adventurer checklist: take two that starts with (1) get to the moon

#critical role #cr spoilers #including but not limited to items such as: #befriend an alien #defeat an alien #sample extraterrestrial cuisine #scope out prospects for an extended book tour

[yashley]

Sometimes I do stuff to you guys while you're sleeping.

#critical role #ygifs #fearne #cr3 #fearne never seeing someone sleep Soundly before so she's Fascinated that they're Able to And they Wake up after #sorry but she said fearne has experienced sleep paralysis 1nce and i've never let it go #is she Taking Notes or is she Keeping Watch does she even know herself cos sleep is when the monsters came for her #like did morri give her nightmares then take them away or has fearne just silently kept them to herself #fearne having imogenlevel nightmares but never:) talkin about it:) just Watching her friends actually Resting and it's Fascinating:) Poke:) #OH to wake up from sleep with fearne RIGHT in your face and your pocket containing either 1 less or 1 more item #my galpaloway

[piratespencil]

Every single time the Hells whip out their portable hole to commit some sort of horrifying suffocation crime I'm just like YES this is the best item of all time.

Do you think when Matt gave it to them like seventy episodes ago he had any idea how much use they would get out of it? How absolutely integral it would become to this party's whole deal? Who could have guessed??

#bells hells is THE portable hole party #i am so delighted by this item it's just so fun. they're so creative with it #critical role #cr3 #c3e88 #(this isn't specific to ep 88 but i just finished watching it so it's on my mind) #kk talks about stuff #kk watches cr3

[galedekarios]

truly love how slowly but surely every companion is turned into a spineless doormat so as not to offend the fragile egos of the lowest common denominator of their playerbase or inconvenience them ever so slightly 💀

#larian has zero integrity when it comes to their own characters and story #it's just sad to witness at this point lmao #i can't believe they 'fixed' gale getting upset over the player denying him useless junk items #which was already nerfed so horribly from ea to the point of where it undermines his story #when he's literally dying slowly and in pain #gale has a list of bugs that render his romance almost unplayable #and this is the absolute non-issue that gets 'fixed' #ch: gale dekarios #vg: baldur's gate 3 #series: baldur's gate #text: personal #bg3 critical #larian critical

[laurasbailey]

CRITICAL ROLE vs. THE LEGEND OF VOX MACHINA

RISE OF THE CHROMA CONCLAVE (2x01) - PART 2

#critteredit #criticalroleedit #tlovmedit #the legend of vox machina #critical role #tlovm #shaun gilmore #matthew mercer #grog strongjaw #scanlan shorthalt #~ #crtlovm #this one's a little wobbly but we have to introduce these iconic items!!!! #1k

[fandomchokehold]

Ima just say if you don’t like Gale or the only content you make of him is mocking him maybe, and hear me out on this, keep it out of the Gale tags 😍

#I do not care that your mad he eats three readily available extremely useless magical items in act 1 #I don’t care that you don’t find him attractive or you think he’s annoying #I DO care that a lot of criticism I see is thinly veiled ableism but I still don’t care to see it 🙃 #just keep that shit out of his tags alright ? #bg3 #baldur’s gate 3 #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #bg3 gale

[belligerentbagel]

unfinished greymoore

#i enjoy ashton a LOT but man their design is also A LOT #miss you taliesin #ashton greymoore #critical role #draws #emptying 2022 #this is the last one! yay #and uh - whoa this was a january 2022 item. in the middle of this i think i went 'you should practice working less from direct reference' #'and expand beyond portraiture' #eeeeeeeh #i *do* like portraits though; they're comforting and satisfying #maybe we find a nice balance in 2023 that lets you regularly chip away at making art

[the-punforgiven]

I love how color coded everything in Elden Ring is, ESPECIALLY the consumables. It's like, if it's green it either protects from or inflicts poison, if it's an off-pinky kinda red it does the same for rot. If it's lavender it's sleep, if it's yellow and red it's frenzy, if it's red it's probably blood, pale blue for frost, more vivid kinda greenish-blue for magic, yellow for lightning, ect.

Really helps discern at a glance what an item is and what it's used for, it's very convenient

And then there's Darkest Dungeon 2

These items have nothing to do with each other

#pun's text posts #Darkest Dungeon #Elden Ring #this is not meant as serious criticism I really don't care that much #I just think it's kinda funny how similar those items are visually though their functions are entirely different

[mllekurtz]

The feeling of cheering and chatting with complete strangers on the street or in the elevator just because they're wearing your same shirt is how sports fans must feel all the time before a game LET'S GO TEAM

#it's so surreal to see so many people wearing every critrole merchandise item ever sold by critrole #incredible energy tonight #and the show hasn't even started yet haha #critical role #echoes of the solstice

[sparring-spirals]

Chetney: Fearne successfully knocked me out of my werewolf state, but unfortunately, I was wearing a smaller, angrier werewolf underneath

#critical role #cr spoilers #c3e39 #cr liveblogging #chetney #fearne #shitpost #im holding up this joke like link holding up a new item #senior citizen club

[locuas642]

So interesting tidbit about Vox Machina: the show combined the Deathwalker's Ward with another item.

See, in the original streams, the armor had mostly passive deffensive features, in specific that it allowed the user to attune it to a specific damage type and become resistant that way (which means damage is halved for that type), which was extremely useful for the big fights as Vax was mostly abnle to guess which element was the most useful, but which doesnt translate well to the show.

So anyways, Vax's most powerful item wasnt the armor(or even a Vestige), but a broken ass item known as "The Boots of Haste" which basically was one free "haste" spell per day with none of the drawbacks, came from Pathfinder and which Matt has come on record to say he regrets not taking them away from Vax because of how it made him an insanely fast killing machine who was harder to hit and could basically move wherever he wanted on the map and basically every attack came with an extra free attack.

sound familiar?

#the legend of vox machina #tlovm #cr #critical role #tlovm spoilers #if this is any indication the show is going to make the vestiges more powerful by combining them with other magical items #which is a cool idea

[captainofthetidesbreath]

CACKLING that Taliesin thought about it and agreed with Travis and Laura that the ring was on the arm that fell off

#I do agree with Matt's ruling as is that they don't have the concentration to use any items on them. #This be A Lot #Critical Role things #CR spoilers #Critical Role

[six-improbable-things]

The fact that Grog found the Deck of Many Things and Travis was the only person who didn't know what it was is killing me. Liam was having a heart attack and Travis is just hella confused.

#morrigan.text #morrigan watches #morrigan watches: critical role #critical role #critical role campaign 1 #vox machina #cr1 #the domt is such a terrifying item tbh. #I don't think I would have the guts to pull one. #or maybe I would. I'm an impulsive bitch.

[pocketgalaxies]

love how matt was like "you need to communicate and ask good questions" and everybody has just been looking for branches while staring suspiciously at each other

#i think the main problem with this scavenger hunt is that this party is too goal-oriented #the honesty challenge was literally them spouting trauma to find a magic item #and now this is just like 'we don't have to deal with this if we just find the branches really quick right' #to be clear this isn't a criticism of the party i just think it's the reason why the team bonding hasn't quite taken root as much as i want #1h4m c3e80 #text #critical role #cr3 #cr lb #cr spoilers #r: bells hells #cr cast