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sldlovescartoons · 17 days
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Some Professor Widogast thoughts:
So, you know about how weird it is to see a teacher outside of a school setting? That’d definitely be a thing with the Academy students, but at least for most of the Professors it was at normal places like the market or at Balls or whatever. Not Caleb, though, or well yess also then but also other times.
Like you’re a fancy rich kid, you go to fancy wizard school, and you’re doing a rebellion by sneaking out to this underground club with these crazy new age bards and a bar and a fight ring. You feel so badass and then you get there and your Transmutation 101 teacher is there, drunk, getting playfully grinded on the left and right by a purple tiefling and a married halfling that’s husband is dancing on her- and you just leave. Just right away. You don’t even have time to notice Expositor Lionnet trying to get to second base with her wife right behind them.
One student is from a prominent land owner in the Zemni Fields, their family goes to Blumnethal’s festivals to set up stands to sell wares and have a good time. They go to a fight pit that they hear is really cool, they have a keg stand and everything, and they get there and their teacher who’s pushing 40 and teaches their ‘Advanced Components 205’ every Wednesday is doing a keg stand, being held upside down by a blue tiefling and a half orc dressed like they stepped out of smut book with a sea theme, while two scary looking lesbians and and Halfling in sundress cheer him on. And when they let him down, the whole group immediately jumps into the fighting ring and destroy the competition even though the Halfling looks like they are too drunk to see and none of them are in decent gear. The group gets bored right away, start a three way shoulder war/chicken fight, which goes to hell right way because they all try to cheat. The Monk has their Professor in some sort of leg lock when the student’s father drags them out.
A student’s family goes on summer vacation to Nicodranas. To their horror, they find out that Professor Widogast and his friends don’t believe in bathing suits when they go to the beach.
The best part? Everytime something like this happens, nobody believes it.
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misscryptidart · 1 year
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*Shows up with a super sexy sharpshooter GF after being flung across the planet*
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yencirilla · 7 months
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i think it's so interesting how people have just decided fearne has serious feelings for certain characters just because They ship it when i have yet to see fearne give any sort of hint to that in the game?? NOW if we're talking about people fearne treats differently/cares for differently, i think we should have a discussion on how gentle fearne is with imogen temult i think we should talk about fearne screaming imogen's name, fearne tying her and laudna's ribbons around imogen's wrist, fearne being so opposed to imogen giving in to the storm because she doesn't want to lose her. I think we should Discuss That.
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willowbirds · 11 months
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As someone who deals with sensory issues involving noise, the fact that Imogen’s mind reading powers are inspired by auditory sensory problems makes my brain spin happily.
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biorust-art · 1 year
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Shithead lookout
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yo i dont think that sheer skirt is doing much in the ways of hiding. Bless em tho, this was a really cute scene.
Ps Imogen so did the toddler yoink when racing to the portal.  Pss -- I haven't seen a lot of Ashton v Chet from a few episodes back so, a doot that i plan on coloring in laterrrr
[Image Description: Three doodles from Critical Role episodes 43 and 41. First is of F.C.G. hiding under Fearne’s sheer skirts. They both look up to the sky, watching for something. Second is a colorless doodle of Imogen picking up Orym by the armpits and carrying him to a portal. Imogen is stressed out, while Orym is afraid and yelling. Third is a portrait of Ashton, head titled down with his eyes up. He trembles in fear but looks determined. Underneath their face is a red strip and ‘anther beast meets you eye to eye’ written in black letters. The only other color is the gold cracks. END ID]
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brenbrennn · 1 year
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{❥} Authors Note - OOO YES of course! Oh so many feelings and probably a good lot of slow burn , perfect recipe for disaster and a whole lot of realization <3 - sorry if the essek one is a little *bleh.* Ive been watching supercuts for him but I also dont want to spoil myself since I know a lot of his story revolves around the later plot for campaign 2 , SOOOOO.... I tried lol. Though his was very entertaining to write for! {❥} Content Warnings: Mostly proofread , some depictions of “flame” for Calebs part (signifying feelings lol.) Also for Esseks describing love in a rather “painful” manner to put it. Other than that , I think that is all! Please let me know if I should add more in the comments :3c    ₊˚✧꒰ᑕᗩᒪEᗷ ᗯIᗪOGᗩᔕT꒱₊˚✧ ・ That night originally was so peaceful, staring out at the moonlit sky with some of your other friends. Though as you conversed, you never expected to have everything get turned upside down. It was all so fast, not being able to call for the others happily asleep tore you apart. ・ Trying to fight off your captors was a struggle, you thinking the four of you could easily get away. But no, you overstepped and it ended in the bunch of you getting taken away. Not without some battering in the process. ・ You didnt know where you were, trying so hard to break free from the manacles that trapped you. Never stopping to find a way out. Your fighting senses were not very much welcomed by your captors. They picked right through you and your friends. ・ Sadly you got dealt the short end of the stick with Yasha. Spending the majority of your time being captured, getting your absolute shit rocked. All of it was a blur, only remembering the beating that came to you. ・ The coldness of the stone under you welcomed you into sleep. You were staying unconscious with Yasha as well due to the Shepherds. If you WERE conscious, you would have known of the entrance of your friend plus a couple of newbies coming in to save you and the others. ・ After they dealt with everything and opened up Jester and Fjord's cell, they found you and Yasha’s. The others decided to have a search around the Iron Shepherd’s base, and Caleb decided to sit that out. Instead staying behind with the “out like a light” you and Yasha. ・ Seeing you, so hurt and bruised sent something through him. With how much he's known you (I imagine the same as much as he’s known Nott), it sent a feeling of urgency through him. It wasnt like he was scared shitless before, but that made him feel that pit plummet even more. ・Laying there as the others went to go search around, he couldnt stop looking over at you. Those embers grew more and more, becoming a fire in his chest. What was this? , he hadn't really felt it in a while. What was this urgency? You were another one of his companions, why was he feeling all warm on the inside? ・Just like with Astrid and Eadwolf, that fire blazed to high heaven. This stood out to him, and the repeatings of “no no no no…” trailed along in his avoidant mind. He could bare to rid you of the burden of him being in love with you. A lot had happened in only a couple of days, which led him to lie to himself. ・He halted his flooding paranoia to a stop. Taking a breath in, he can think about this later and let it tare him apart. Now he just has to wait for the others to come back. He went on to clear his mind, rattling on directly to the unconscious Yasha next to him. ₊˚✧꒰ ᖴᒍOᖇᗪ ꒱₊˚✧ ・Even though Fjord could portray the persona of a calm and collected fighter, he was far from it. Under that mushy shell of suave southern charm and gentlemen' manners, was but a man. When he got to know you better, he didnt feel like he had to push up this sort of image. ・Originally he had met you the same way he met Jester. You had hitched a ride with the giddy blue tiefling. Trying to get away from some sort of mystery creeping up on you. Stumbling into him, he couldn’t help but trip over his own two feet. He could remember seeing you, watching over as Jester was messing with a few surrounding individuals. ・The way the Port Damali sun shaped your ever-so-collected features. You looked so excited watching your friend (who he would get to know as Jester) using magic to play her little tricks. Something about her and you formed a bubble of thoughts in his ever-expanding curiosity. Your big bright grin almost drew him closer. With this new set of abilities recently gifted to him, this display did defiantly catch his attention ・Fast forwarding to the present time, after trying to travel to the goal of the Solstice Academy in Rexxentrum: now everything was uprooted after meeting the band of assholes you got to know as your newfound friends. Even though he had bumped into you two and traveled alongside the both of you for quite some time, once you joined the “Mighty Nein” your relationship grew stronger in a sense. ・More comfortable with friendly banter, a trust was formed. It would only grow stronger as your party became more and more active. Though you could always be assured that Fjord always showed his loyalty in more ways than one Even if it was shown in smaller, more contained doses, he could and would always be by your side. He may have had appearances to keep up but rest assured that there were some times his heart couldn’t stop doing summer saults for you. ・With all of the chaos that rained throughout you and your parties' adventures, things got a little less hectic once you guys left the Dwendalian Empire and went down to the Menagerie Coast in Nicodranas. ・It was a more free-spirited atmosphere and you enjoyed the constant comfortable weather along with the wonderful ocean. Fjord was oh so overjoyed seeing you taking a liking to the place, being that you were a part of the group percentage that didnt really know of the gorgeous sandy beaches that inhabited the Menagerie Coast/Nicodranas.・He could clearly tell though that you were excited about Jester meeting her mother again. You and the girl were as close as could be , you held her really close to your heart. The same went for everyone else in the group. Fjord always admired how you always had that signature friendly air around you. Even if the person is a shopkeeper or a drunk you kept constant conversation with , you were never one for a boring environment. ・After you all become acquainted with the Ruby of the Sea , or better known as Marion Lavorre , you all end off your official first day in Nicodranas with some very rampant shenanigans. Now with the Gentleman potentially being Jesters father? That was a lot to rap all your heads around , especially Jesters. But with the suggestions of Fjord and the rest of the party , everyone decided to head to bed with how late it was. ・Right as everyone was getting used to their new rooms in the Lavish Chateau , you struck up conversation with Fjord about the new realizations that came to ahead. He could clearly see how you were worried for Jester , more so around the fact that this is such new news. Fjord listened to your steady rant about how this could mean so many things. You were really just getting your thoughts out into the air , and Fjord listened to it all. ・He racked your brain as well , though rangled your rampant stream of thought to a stop. Saying that they can figure it out more on on a later date. Which you agreed to , apologizing for keeping him up so late. He didn’t fuss though , instead giving you a warm smile and quelling your worries. He watched as you walked away , you both sharing a “goodnight” before hearing your door make an audible closing noise. ・He leaned against his door frame as he stared down that hallway of rooms , his eyes lingering on your door. Which was when he realized everything , when everything clicked together. He was in love... with you. There was nothing that stopped his brain from pointing this out , and why would he stop it? He wasn’t frightened about it or nervous , just relatively happy! ・You were one of the strongest sparks in his life , you were tethered to him if he liked it or not. He didn’t fight it at all and was just relieved to know this information. Though would he act on it? No of course , you as a group had things to do. He didnt want his feelings to blind him in any sort of way. Which meant he was going to let this meddle , keeping the new revelation close to his heart. ・Taking one final look at your door he would let out a content sigh before turning into bed. He would fully let sleep take over his mind , content with this day. He wasn’t going to fight what he felt for you , instead embracing it. He was in love with you and.. he was okay with that. ₊˚✧꒰ EᔕᔕEK TᕼEᒪYEᔕᔕ ꒱₊˚✧ ・At first meeting Essek was many things. Being in the same vicinity as the “Bright Queen” and in her court already made you tremble in ferocious anxiousness. Mainly because that woman had a certain look that could impale thousands of hearts. All of a sudden , as you and the group were here to get Yussa to freedom, she sent one of her shadowhands with you to escort you down to the dungeons. ・A smirk caught at the tip of your lips when you all were escorted by him. The sharp-chinned drow was definitely appealing in the eyes. His calm but calculated demeanor definitely matched his voice , smooth and cold like sharp icicles. You couldnt help but giggle to yourself like a school girl inside your conciousness , though outside you made sure to keep your composure. ・Impressions for him were wildly different. He wasn’t one for much care in this situation, following to do what he was told. Though he was definitely one that fell harder as your group became more inside his circle of faces he knew. ・When the group got to know him on a more personal level , so did you to him. Especially taking a liking of him , as a bright eyed explorer of the arcane. As you too shared a more ... competitive conversation in a sense after Caleb tried to convince him to the upmost charming manner (and of course succeed) , he even decided to give you some knowledge for new spells that involved Dunamancy. ・You were very open to every ounce of what the Dunamancy offered , no selfishness or greed at all when he explained to you some of the ties that came with those certain spells he would go on about for hours. All you did was listened , which is why you were so around him in the first place after hours. He was clearly taking a liking to you as well , again in smaller doses. But he was getting more friendly to you in his most of all Essek ways. ・When it wasn’t Jester sharing messages over to him about what was going on with the use of “Sending” , you would take a knack at it. One way or another you always got a comfortable chuckle out of him , already sinking your fangs into his affection. Sooner than he knew it , a burning feeling would grow in his chest. ・A painful , but heavy feeling emanated in his heart. His mind winced at the sudden intrusion of this but it slowly became more of a constant ... like the thought of you did in his mind. He tried to shake it off as best as he could , pushing those thoughts down into the pits with the fact that this had to mean NOTHING. It couldn’t and wouldn’t mean anything... or so he thought. ・It especially haunted his mind once he got more into his nefarious business and the situation grew more impactful so to say. The thought of hurting you and his new friendship with your group pained him. Though he had to keep faces up and work on what dealings were made with the Cerberus assembly and so on. ・His internal thoughts came to ahead when you and your friends found out how interloped he was with the chaos that was plagued around your every move. He couldn’t help but feel oh so ashamed, with the sudden realization of the betrayal that he caused with you all. Feeling so very very idiotic as if , within his mind , burning the bridge that he had with your party.   ・Though to his utter surprise, your friends extended a hand out to him. A hand of both un-earthed vulnerability and understanding. Just with him coming forward about everything that was going on , his expectations for how that all was going to go down were very much flipped. ・Everyone shared words of encouragement with him, and words of as well - guarded forgiveness. But what you had told him most definitely left an impression on him and his mental state. The whole time when you all were talking about what he was interloped in, your eyes were trained on him and his presence. Something to say was most, of course forming in your mind. He could clearly see it as your facial features ever so slightly moved. ・You extended a hand to him and figuratively opened your heart up. Giving him a light at the end of the tunnel. Saying that everyone had some sort of redemption for them, especially if they decide to choose a more cleaner path. It was as if you sucked the pain out of him, that had gone widespread in his brain capsule of a head space. ・That once burning, aching feeling clicked in his heart. As Nott extended an invitation to the Mighty Nein, he finally realized what his brain was so panicked about. Finding a name for the one thing that especially plagued him. His love... for you. The love that kept him up at night, that had him pacing around halls when thoughts of you sprung up from his mental depths. ・The word repeated in his mind... love. Love love love love love, that's what it was.                                                    ﹌﹌﹌ {❥} Part Two or “Mollymauks” part
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tatersdoesstuff · 11 months
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loveletters but,,, cats.
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beecanons · 4 months
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Do you think you could do regressor Grog Strongjaw headcanons? Totally fine if you don’t want to
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Regressor Grog!
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hard to say what ages exactly he might regress to i dont think he regresses to any fixed age but 6 and 12 might be the more common ones? depends on the day really
of course pike is his primary caregiver, she is big sister and scanlan is more of a babysitter or secondary caregiver the rest of the party dont mind looking after grog too much though
this kiddo has so much energy sometimes it seems like hes got never ending zoomies but he does tire himself out pretty quick
would be indipendant if he didnt have a habit of getting into trouble
yes he is alowed to have weapons, he just needs to promise to be careful and not pick/start/join fights
he's really not picky about food so he doesnt exactly have a snack preference except if its tiny food. lots of tiny little snacks and probably marshmallows. his hot chocolate always has to have marshmallows in it.
it doesnt take much to keep him occupied but because he's easily entertained his attention will also eaily switch from one thing to another hes wandered off following a butterfly when he was supposed to be doing something else so even while you got him doing a task, you gotta keep an eye on him
giggles. very giggly especially when he's excited or thinks hes doing something silly actually its because of his giggles that scanlan cant pull pranks with him very often. "what are you two up too?" "nothing at all" "yeah, nothing hehe" "....grog are you and scanlan up to something?" "hehe nooo" "uhuh, what do you have?"
doesnt fuss or throw a fit he will if he gets really upset but its not often and he usually wont be little when hes angry instead he just gets really pouty
loves hugs but you gotta remind him to be gentle
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i hope these were okay!
i love grog hes the best
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ogdoadfates · 11 months
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I have a headcannon for any modern like au that Keyleth has a smart bird feeder at her fathers place that she still has connected on her phone so when she feels homesick she’ll just open the app and look at her Dad’s backyard and at all the birds that stop to eat from the feeder. When her and Vax get their own place / house they get one too, eventually this leads to everyone getting one and they all have them connected on each others phones and sometimes it turns competitive to see who gets the most birds at their bird feeder but it also serves to keep everyone together when they move away from each other because they can still see and even yell at each other if they want too lol.
(yes I’ve been enjoying my smart bird feeder, one cardinal returned to the feeder over 10 times today lol)
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dervampireprince · 1 year
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ASMR | Vox Machina - Sylas Briarwood x Listener SFW You Smell Delicious [M4A] [Vampire] [Yandere??]
[M4A] [Vampire] [Threats] [Mind control] [Body control] [Biting] [Blood drinking] [Dubious consent]
Well well well... A very old request getting fulfilled. I was drawing Sylas and Vax on stream the other week and it sparked old ideas and a couple friends encouraged me so here he is, an attempt at a character I always feared not having a masculine enough voice for. I know it's not perfect. Let's avoid the misgendering please. I've been ignoring so many Silco requests because those videos seem to attract the most transphobic and misgendering comments ( for those unaware I am a trans man)
Custom audio commissions are open! Full spicy audios on soundgasm and Patreon. Downloadable versions, exclusive  spicy audios and Discord on Patreon. I also stream on Twitch 3 times a week @ dervampireprince . [minors + ageless blogs dni. this blog is for 18+ only.] [do not repost/reupload/edit my audios/videos]
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sldlovescartoons · 30 days
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I’m going to continue on my Essek and Food mind track a little more. Just because the inherent hilarity of the Nein getting a very normal view of Essek and his eating habits because he’s too shy and anxious early on to mention anything odd or gross or foreign. He’ll try anything once as long as it looks like it won’t actively poison him. And then they know him for a while and he starts to say things. For the longest time, it was just he likes soups and stews and is a bit finicky about eating food that is stale or past date. And then-
Essek brings up how he’s desperately craving Cave Fisher. He’d kill for rice noodles with herbs and steamed Cave Fisher Claw Meat.
Essek will quote, “get over the fact that they found Ice Worm for Verin’s ceremonial dinner, but for me they had to purchase domesticated Purple Worm because the hunters came up empty. The absolute indignity-“
He’s feeling nostalgic for Darkmantle Calamari, it was a festival food and it’s been years.
It’s been too long since he’s had some good snake steak.
And so on and so forth. And it comes so far out of left field for the Nein because Essek is a blue-blood, why has he eaten so many monsters and insects??? He craves them. He starts actively requesting fried crickets to put on his summer salad and what the fuck is even going on?
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sappy-detective · 7 months
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people talk about how they think ouma was abused what what our lovely shuichi? he was practically neglected as a kid by his mom and dad. sure he had his aunt and uncle but his uncle was most likely always busy and it’s not the same as having your mom and dad. and especially seeing them in the news/movies more then in real life. i just know when shuichi was feeling down he would watch some of his moms movies to make himself feel better (it almost always made him feel worse)
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fools-catacomb · 2 years
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“Shadow hand” is an odd title for a Drow spymaster when you think of it. Drow were originally subterranean (at least according to general dnd lore, I’m not sure about drow in CR), and though the Dynasty now lives above, they still are weakest in the light. I have ideas about moon imagery in drow cultures (seening as living beneath the earth would hamper any symbology), but why the term “shadow”?
I’m the real world, when something is symbolically in the shadows, it is concealed, and often malicious- it creeps away from the light, and therefor what is trustworthy or true. But in a Drow culture, a people who can both see in the dark with exceptionally acuity and who are only bothered by harsh light, a shadow would have no reason to be malicious.
So here’s my theory. Or both of them because I just came up with a second while writing this:
Drow and the Dynasty speak in undercommon. Therefor, when the Essek’s title is not actually Shadow Hand- it is some concept that is somewhat untranslatable. But it is best understood in common, for those who live in the light and all the symbolism brought with that fact, as a “shadow” hand- someone who works in concealment and treachery, a spy master.
Or! The translation is not a matter of false equivalence, but of true error! What if Essek’s title is not “Shadow Hand” as in “The shadowy hand that does stuff in concealment and treachery, a spy master” but is actually closer to “Shadowing Hand”. He is it he figure that controls those who do the spying, not an actual spy himself. He is the visible face for all the things that occur behind the scenes. As a spy master within the dynasty, a Drow empire that lives and contends above land, his job is to stand in the sun and cast a shadow for those under him. He endures the scrutiny of the suface dwellers so that his spies- and his people- might work comfortably in the shade he casts.
That, or it got explained in a Talks Machina I never saw ;-;
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Okay wait no, I'm rewatching the latest episode, cause I'm looking for a particular bit, but I got to the part where they're about to break up and do their own things and when F.C.G. decides he wants to learn to cook and just...
Ashton: This-This is a good hobby. I just-yeah maybe some better tools? This is good. I'm excited for you.
They're so sweet and supportive of F.C.G's newest endeavor.
Ashton's going to cave so much to trying Letter's attempts. I hope their stomach is ready.
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pate-de-rolo · 2 years
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just saw someone theorize that FCG is a flat-earther because they were alive pre-calamity on one of the floating cities, therefore earth was flat for him.
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biorust-art · 1 year
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“I… think I’m ready.” Orym said. “Ready? For what? To go back down?” The sunrise had barely even crested the horizon... “No…” Orym took a deep breath. “Ready to be in a relationship again.” Oh. -- or -- Dorian returns to Bells Hells, and he and Orym talk. About what he had missed... and about the possible future.
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