#critical role incorrect quotes

[nowyoursoulisforfeit]

Vax: Are you ready to commit? 

Percy: Like, a crime or a relationship?

#i'm back on my quote generator bullshit and i do not know if i should be sorry #critical role #critical role tlovm #the legend of vox machina #vox machina #tlovm #percy de rolo #percival de rolo #percival fredrickstein von musel de rolo iii #percival fredrickstein von musel klossowski de rolo iii #vax #vax'ildan #vaxildan #perc'ildan #percildan #percy x vax #critical role incorrect quotes

[candelasobscura]

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[artemis-pendragon]

Scanlan: Hey Vax would you slap your best friend in the face for a million gold?

Vax: I would punch you in the face for free

Scanlan, on the verge of tears: I'm your best friend?

#saw this and thought of Them. the Sam and Liam campaign one boys. forever in my heart #critical role #cr1 #vax'ildan #scanlan shorthalt #vox machina #critical role incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #source: ???

[flyingraven]

Critical Role incorrect quotes but it's real things my friends and I have said part 4

Vex: there is safety in numbers

Grog: I can't count

Vex: do not put the baby in the bag of holding!

Vax: well there isnt a corpse in there so *shrugs*

Veth: if I ever have another baby I will let you socially experiment on them

FCG: Bread has religions?

Scanlan: they say "don't do drugs, kids" they don't say "don't do drugs, adults"

Vax: who are we slut shaming?

Vex: skeletons

Vax *shaking head*: whores

Imogen: All I want to do is be gay do crime but instead all I'm doing is being gay and crying

Percy: stay hydrated, release a demon

Keyleth: You've mosqd your last uito

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[critter-roles]

This has obviously been done before but:

Travis: I will never roleplay romance.

Laura: Hold my beer.

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[earlgreytiefling]

Bells Hells, walking back to meet Ashton after 43: Moon’s a prison

Ashton: What the fuck?

Bells Hells: *cocks Mister’s tiny gun* Moons a prison.

#this is how I imagine this conversation would go #probably with a lot more swearing #ashton greymoore #critical role #bells hells #critical role c3 #critical role incorrect quotes

[dephnotkali]

Percival: "Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves." What a stupid fucking quote. I'm killing way more than two people, idiot.

#vox machina #critical role #critical role incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #percy #percy de rolo #percival fredrickstein von musel klossowski de rolo iii #vm

[aeoris4lovers]

if a little voice in your head says "what if this disaster bisexual was on twitter" that's the devil talking and you absolutely should listen

#if anyone thought i was done rotating him at top speed. HA i will never be done hes my baby #cr memes #eadwulf grieve #c2 #the mighty nein #critical role #incorrect quotes #critical role memes #critical role incorrect quotes #incorrect critical role #wizardposting #eodwulf grieve #(i realized i should probably be tagging my wulfposting that way too since some people still spell it like that oops)

[thatshadowgastwhore]

Caleb and Essek *at the fantasy equivalent of a basketball game* Caleb and Essek *get on the kiss cam* Essek *blushing like crazy* Caleb *obvious ‘no’ gesture* Crowd *boos* *kiss cam keeps coming back to them several times* Caleb: OH FOR THE ARCH HEARTS’S SAKE *grabs Essek by the collar and kisses him Crowd *cheers* Essek I wonder why it kept coming back to us Beau *Slips 50 gold to the nearby fantasy camera man equivalent* thank you my good man

#critical role incorrect quotes #shadowgast #caleb widogast #essek thelyss #beauregard lionett #critical role spoilers #i saw this format in a tumblr screenshot on pinterest #i think the original blog it was from was #i-say-vol-you-say-tron #but it was cropped to high heaven

[oldflyingraven]

Critical role incorrect quotes but it's real things my friends and I have said

Grog: I don't want to get political but what the fuck is a table

Keyleth: you've mastered the art of the fallacy-

Vax: -of being a dick? Yeah I studied my parents 

Molly: I call this polyamory but it's just me being a whore

Dariax: Explain Alzheimers

Opal: Brain no worky

Ashton: I could stick my hand down your throat. 

Fearne: Is that a promise? 

Grog: Homicide, it's always funny. 

Pike: let's not take that one out of context. 

Veth: *looking at Caleb* if the backyard burns down, it wasn't me. It was the pyromaniac ghost. 

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[nowyoursoulisforfeit]

Percy: *Exists*

Vax’ildan: His swagless looks and cringe-fail personality have captivated me.

#‘swagless’ huh? yeah vax we get it he’s serving and you’re trying to deflect the accusations #critical role #critical role tlovm #the legend of vox machina #vox machina #tlovm #percy de rolo #percival de rolo #percival fredrickstein von musel de rolo iii #percival fredrickstein von musel klossowski de rolo iii #vax #vaxildan #vax’ildan #percildan #perc’ildan #percy x vax #critical role incorrect quotes

[i-might-be-vanny]

"This ass is mine!"

- Vex, lifting Percy over her shoulder and smacking his ass to prove a point to Scanlan

#critical role incorrect quotes #vanessa babbles #source: helluva boss #perc'ahlia #percy x vex

[artemis-pendragon]

Yasha [to her wife]: Babe, come see this! Someone tried to fight a giant squid at the aquarium

Beau [covered in ink]: okay well maybe the squid was being a dick

#idk this incorrect quote just has massive beauyasha vibes lmaooo #critical role #beauyasha #cr2 #incorrect quotes #critical role incorrect quotes

[flyingraven]

Critical Role incorrect quotes but it's real things my friends and I have said part 3

Veth: I used to be a great alcoholic!

Veth: denial gains me treasure

Luke: You're being very loud and I'm trying to have an emotional conflict

Essek: her superior temporal gyrus is wickety wack yo

Essek: ... it's okay I hate myself too sometimes

Taryon: When in doubt: cry

Percy: stay hydrated, release a demon

Vax: what is it with dads?

Scanlan: they be dadding and causing trauma

Jester: don't trust fish

Fjord (overhearing): why?

Jester: its the look in their eyes

Kingsley: generational trauma aside every single part of this is objectively hilarious

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[critter-roles]

Ash, talking about flirting with Orym: I waited for MONTHS!

Ash, pointing to FCG and Frida: Aeormaton did it in one week!

#ashrym #source: white man did it in one week #orym of the air ashari #critical role campaign 3 #ashton greymoore #campaign 3 #orym and ashton #cr spoilers #fcg critical role #fresh cut grass critical role #fcg and frida #critical role incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

[whatamibutabutteredcroissant]

Fearne: This is a very powerful artifact. You’d be messing with some forces we don’t fully understand.

Ashton : That sounds like a dare to me.

Fearne: Oh my god.

#love it when the incorrect quotes generator gets it RIGHT ON THE MONEY #incorrect quotes generator #bell’s hells incorrect quotes #critical role incorrect quotes