#croak.txt

[hypodermicfroggy]

Big fan of whatever the hell this genre of Limbus Company shitposting is

(feel free to reblog and add your own)

#shoutout to the Meursault Nation discord server which is where I got most of these #Limbus Company #LCB #Project Moon #reblog.meme #shitposting #croak.txt

[swampysmiles]

Looking 4 Fandom Fun Bog Buddies

Hi! I'm a shy frog with a blog and a hankerin' for finding new peeps to follow!

If you're okay with polite hitchhikers, would you kindly [Like / Reblog / Engage With] this post if you [Post / Reblog / Simply Enjoy] anything on this list?

- Borderlands - Cryptids / Creatures / Monsters / Merfolk - Deltarune - Fallout - Flight Rising (help I'm new and I love my draaaaginz) - Frogs / toads / any amphibians tbh - Fish / any aquatic organisms and marine animals tbh - Helluva Boss - Homestuck (not as jacked into it anymore but LOVE THOSE FISH TROLLS) - Old Web / Webcore / Y2Kcore / Dat Geocities Feel - Psychological/"mind-bending" horror - Psychonauts - Surrealism - Virtual photography - Weirdcore or just weird hmmm stuff, yumyum - X-Men (especially Nightcrawler) - Yugioh - Zero Escape

Natch I exist in other realms and enjoy many things, but these were some of the first to come to mind!

⠀⠀⠀ᕱ⠀ᕱ ⠀⠀(๑ ⤙ ๑) ╭(╰🍌╯⠀)╮ Appreciate ya!

#borderlands #deltarune #fallout #psychonauts #frogs #helluva boss #nightcrawler #virtual photography #surrealism #weirdcore #x-men #yugioh #zero escape #croak.txt #i am a lil scared to send this AAAAND I'M OVER IT SEND TWEEBLR #got the banana #old web #webcore #y2kcore

[solarichor]

i did a sexual identity generator and i got ‘toad activist gay’ and no other description of me has ever been so eerily accurate.

#croak.txt

[hypodermicfroggy]

WHY WOULD YOU EVER PICK ISRAEL OVER MALTA

DID THAT SAXOPHONE SOLO MEAN NOTHING TO YOU PEOPLE

WHY

#THIS ISN'T EVEN COUNTING THE WAR CRIMES SERIOUSLY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU #ALSO FUCK SWITZERLAND STILL ALL MY HOMIES HATE SWITZERLAND #Eurovision #ESC #ESC 2023 #Eurovision 2023 #croak.txt #at least Serbia got in my beloved Dorian Grey-looking ass twink

[hypodermicfroggy]

Hello again Tumblr Limbus community, I am here to bring you: more horrors. By which I mean memes.

An explanation of these assignments below the cut:

Faust has both invested and not invested in crypto in the many alternate realities, and so she's just smack dab in the middle.

Heathcliff: Does not understand crypto and does not want to. Fuck off with that nerd scam shit.

Gregor: Probably can't wrap his head around the concept but also doesn't really put stock in a currency you can't physically interact with. Follows the logic of "if this is something I couldn't trade for cigs in a POW camp, then I probably shouldn't be interested in it."

Ryoshu: May or may not actually understand crypto, but follows the logic of "just rob people the old-fashioned way like a normal fucking person."

Sinclair: Would probably not understand or want to invest in crypto, but would also probably get peer pressured into investing in some of it anyway, most likely by Rodya.

Yi Sang: Knows how crypto works, in fact understands all the intricacies of it and the volatility of it and will state as such. Which is precisely why he doesn't invest.

Ishmael: It's a wildly impractical and made up currency for scamming foolish people, of course she's not interested in it.

Vergil: Has lived in the City and dealt with enough of its criminal/Syndicate elements to know enough about crypto and as such knows it's just another scam. And is going to throttle Dante and Don both for falling for it when they get back to the bus.

Don Quixote: Absolutely has no idea how it works but she thinks it's neat. This girl would buy a custom NFT of Roccinante and be convinced it is not just a jpeg with pretension. I love her, but she would, you know she would.

Dante: Is probably initially wary but between their amnesia and spinelessness, they would probably fall for the first persuasive conman peddling the shit to them.

Outis: Would normally follow the same thought processes as Gregor for avoiding crypto, but as soon as she sees Dante has fallen for the trap, she of course jumps right on board with it to support them, because the taste of manager boot far outweighs any other logic she seems to have.

Hong Lu: May or may not actually understand how crypto works, based on some of the investment...activities his family has probably engaged in. However, he definitely doesn't grasp the actual value of the damn things and would also get caught up in NFT schemes. This boy would look at a jpeg of a banana and go "well how much could it possibly cost, Dante, 1000 Ahn?"

Meursault: Understands crypto's mechanics well enough and has weighed the risks to decide it's similar to a stock market, and thinks he can work with the numbers because the stock market is relatively stable and predictable. He cannot, but he is convinced that he can.

Rodya: Definitely knows crypto is a scam, but can't resist the gamble even though she knows better. Everytime, she thinks maybe this time this currency will be the one to go to the moon. She also may or may not definitely also be the one selling crypto to the Sinners.

Also one I forgot originally on the chart at the time but which came to me as I was formatting this:

Charon: Does not understand crypto and does not invest, and is in fact probably just a little too young to invest, BUT, she does figure out how to buy a custom NFT. It's something with red eyes, as a gift for Vergie. :) The emotional grief this causes Vergil makes him postpone beating Don and Dante's asses until the next foolishness they get themselves into.

#Limbus Company #Project Moon #LCB Sinners #LCB Vergil #Limbus Memes #croak.txt

[hypodermicfroggy]

Also I don't like to post about myself much anymore because my life is just one southern gothic post-capitalist nightmare after another and I don't wanna make other people as depressed as I am.

BUT.

Life may be a cold and broken hallelujah, but small new kitty I got a few months ago is soft and warm. This bug-eyed creatura is Tabitha Twitchit.

Bonus: Los Frijoles

#cat #Tabitha Twitchit #cats of tumblr #toe beans #croak.txt #after Charlie passed away Drogo was struggling with separation anxiety so... #we adopted a new girl from one of the local shelters #the two get along! mostly. he's started using mom's shoes to hide food from her

[hypodermicfroggy]

...Wait, that lobster album art is totally why someone said those who listen to Mélovin listen to Luke Black now, isn’t it.

#...is this a sign I should get into Luke Black then? #Eurovision #ESC Serbia #Luke Black #Mélovin #ESC 2023 #Eurovision 2023 #ESC 2018 #Eurovision 2018 #Melovin #croak.txt

[hypodermicfroggy]

I wished for a Bioshock movie for Y E A R S

but now that we're finally getting one I don't want it

I do not have faith this is going to be a good adaption, I'm sorry, maybe 10 years ago this could have been a great passion project (especially if Gore Verbinski had been involved like originally planned) but I just know it's going to be an over-actioned, improperly funded (since it's a Netflix production they're absolutely going to either dump too much or not enough money in it then write it off as a failure if it doesn't 'perform' well enough), CGI-laden slop fest that doesn't even acknowledge or properly handle half the themes present in the series.

#Bioshock #Bioshock Movie #bonus points if it only focuses on the first game and doesn't include ANYTHING from the tie-in novel or BS2 #they're going to cut Sophia Lamb's role from the plot I just fucking KNOW IT #like she was fucking important! she was the one who actually STARTED the class war! Fontaine literally just took advantage of it! #hell half the problems with BURIAL AT FUCKING SEA could have been fixed if Levine wasn't a shit and hadn't refused to use ANYTHING from BS2 #like is BS2 as good as the first? no but it's still fucking better than that shitshow you call Infinite! #and the tie-in novel actually quite skillfully blended both games together to help account for certain plot errors between the two #(a novel that Levine also REFUSED TO READ) #like you could tell it was written by someone who wanted to do the series justice which is more than I can say for most tie-ins #if this movie ends up actually being good I'll fucking eat my words but considering this director's body of work includes #the Will Smith I AM LEGEND and the last three* Hunger Games films #we are not batting 1000 for quality here #I say this as someone who likes the Hunger Games movies #but they are not really the best adaptions of the novels and really downplay a lot of the more horrifying aspects for action scenes #and I fear the same will be true for Bioshock's film as well. #like the Little Sisters alone should elicit nothing short of visceral disgust and pity but I just know they're going to be so boring #they're just going to be like pale girls with glowing eyes instead of proper blood-guzzling corpse-looting parasite hosts calling it now #croak.txt #reblog.wank

[hypodermicfroggy]

The one reason I will and always will encourage gatekeeping in fandoms/nerd culture is because without gatekeeping we get the stupidest ass opinions from people on all sides of ideology spectrum.

like the one I saw today:

"Women ruined Mad Max!" Women have always been an integral part of Mad Max and you're a fake fan, does Tina Turner as the smooth jazz queen of the apocalypse Auntie Em mean NOTHING to you

#fandom wank #fandom #Furiosa #Mad Max #this post brought to you by the impotent incel nerd rage comments on the Furiosa trailer #instead of actual criticism like the fact that it looks like a CGI shitshow #compared to the technical and special and stunt effects that the franchise is normally RENOWNED for #also why is Chris Hemsworth even there? is it JUST because he's Australian? #croak.txt #reblog.wank #getting a lot of mileage out of that tag lately. I'm very cranky.

[hypodermicfroggy]

Media similar to SCP/LobCorp?

Can anyone recommend any other kind of media similar to SCP Foundation or Lobotomy Corp that isn't SCP?

(I don't trust Reddit for these things.)

I'm not a fan of stuff that gets excessively "meta" or ARG-like (hate ARGs actually, whole reason I ended up turned off from Inscryption) and I've found SCP falls into the same problem as many creepypasta-adjacent communities with having wildly varied quality, elitism/infighting, and younger-skewing fanbases. I'm super not into that.

I just want something with weird and nasty little freaks (scientists) studying other weird and nasty little freaks (unexplained phenomena and entities).

#Lobotomy Corporation #Lobotomy Corp #SCP Foundation #SCP #I actually really like LobCorp and its overarching story! it's some fantastic writing even if the gameplay is...rough #but it's also an evolving/overarching story and as much as I like that (Ruina was SO FUCKING GOOD) #I also still just really want some science crimes and Horrors you know? #croak.txt

[hypodermicfroggy]

>Mélovin is on the list for Vidbir this year

PLEASE UKRAINE I NEED YOU TO SEND HIM

I DON'T NEED HIM TO WIN ESC

I JUST NEED HIM TO BEAT ISRAEL

#2024: REVENGE OF THE GOTHS is a GO #(alt title: for the glory of the Ukrainian-Palestine resistance) #Melovin #Mélovin #Vidbir #Eurovision #ESC 2024 #croak.txt

[hypodermicfroggy]

You get *one* TF2 meme out of me. One.

Anyway, made this to sum up the news situation.

#Tumblr #Tumblr alternative #Tumblr alternatives #croak.txt #love this site it's such a shithole but it's better than any other shithole social media so #here I be. #it's me I'm the user who has been here since 2012 and refuses to leave like a specialized species going slowly extinct

[hypodermicfroggy]

Inching ever closer to getting my likes cleared out

#no idea what I'll do when I do get them all #archive my blog while I hunt for a new community? #the person who kept the dashboard unfucker script operational decided to fuck off to Cohost so #I need a website that's not increasingly catering to mobile garbage #there's a lot of this that's just Wes Bentley and Melovin posts #conservatively I'd guess maybe 500ish could be glitched posts as well #(like where the post is deleted after you liked it directly from the one who deleted it and not a reblog) #(it'll show up as a 'ghost like' and contribute to the count but not actually 'exist') #it's an annoying glitch #croak.txt

[hypodermicfroggy]

A reminder since I'm up to the "Should Auld Acquaintance" quest in my latest WHF replay and it makes me abnormal every time:

Sally Boyle has never done anything wrong in her life, ever

#We Happy Few #WHF #Sally Boyle #also as much as I like Arthur and even Arthur/Sally as a ship he is a bitch #like he's a fun character! love me a nerd that's a sopping wet cat at the same time! but he is a huge bitch boy #anyway Sally is wonderful and I love her and I just want good things for her #croak.txt

[hypodermicfroggy]

Eurovision entries this year kinda meh, not gonna lie

Except whatever the fuck is going on with Serbia and...what I can only describe as Dorian Grey waking up in the middle of Evangelion, apparently?

The album art, frankly, only raises further questions.

#someone from Serbia explain this one to me #I am very confused but I am not hating it #Eurovision #ESC Serbia #ESC 2023 #Eurovision 2023 #Luke Black #Samo mi se spava #nice to see Moldova is the one bringing the pagan rep this year though! #croak.txt

[hypodermicfroggy]

Genuinely the one thing I like about Tumblr and "parading around its relics" is that blogs deactivate, die off, become abandoned/hacked, or slapped with the mature label with such frequency if you are *not* actively using them (and sometimes even then), and then the only way content survives is through the reblogs.

I've been cleaning out my likes and looking for a bunch of fanart I knew I had saved from a blog. Couldn't find it. Turns out the blog is dead now, hacked and blanked out. That artwork is now limited to other people's reblogs.

Parade the relics around. Get into the habit of archiving. We live in an era where everything is remembered and forgotten simultaneously and nothing is guaranteed.

#Tumblr #croak.txt #this is also why I deeply do not like the turning off reblogs function because if your blog is lost #and you don't have copies of your work #what are you going to do then? #like the artist I liked in question is still active on Twitter but is no longer in the fandom #and now doesn't want to be associated with 'problematic content' (which the fandom they used to draw for kinda is) #so like...they sure aren't going to repost their work #there's also the fact that now people will just straight up edit posts to 'delete' them #which means misinformation and covering up shit gets easier #like yeah...maybe some random's fanfic or fanart isn't the equivalent of a great cultural du force #but it brings someone happiness. and isn't that reason enough to keep it around? #isn't it enough to look back and see how far you've progressed?