#crochet payed pattern

[uncanny-tranny]

An immovable object (my perfectionism) meets an unstoppable force (my proclivity to say "fuck it" and move on). FIGHT.

#art #fiber art #crochet #guess who is paying the price of not counting stitches! :)! #i even frogged a few rows just to fix a weird hole problem in this project #if i finish this project i'm only keeping it as a reminder of the horrors #the only good thing is that this pattern was so much easier than it looked (so far) #this is the type of unreasonable thinking that has me convinced blocking would be the solution rather than counting stitches right #thankfully this skein is a red heart skein (i have learned i don't particularly like acrylic but i won't be wearing this so whatever) #so it's a rather big skein so i'll be able to use it for another copy of this pattern #fuck it we ball? more like fuck it we frog (frogging 7-10 rows rn) #holy shit they're right crochet takes up so much yarn holy fuck

[sweaterkittensahoy]

Before you worry that my downloading 267 patterns from Interweave using my one-month, $10 membership is a sign I've gone completely feral, I would like to let you know there are 1600 crochet patterns on that site that I can do that with, and I ONLY did it with 267.

So, I'm fine.

#crochet #crochet patterns #seriously pay the ten bucks #download anything you've been looking at #literally pays for itself if you want 2 patterns #knitting #jewelry #beadwork

[the-iron-shoulder]

If there’s anyone in the Venn diagram of crocheter and Super Mario RPG fan, i will pay actual cash money to someone who can provide me with a crochet pattern for a Mallow amigurumi

I’ve had good experience with Fiverr for stuff like cross-stitch patterns, artwork, and guitar tabs, but after three failed attempts in a row to get a crochet pattern from three separate sellers, I’m kind of giving up on that particular avenue.

anyone here make crochet patterns and willing to make me one for Mallow? Name your price, I’m delighted to pay you for your work through whatever venue you choose

also welcome would be people who can recommend reliable folks who take crochet pattern commissions!

#Mallow #mallow smrpg #super mario rpg #crochet #crochetblr #crochet help #crochet pattern wanted #Smrpg #crochet advice #crochet commission #Commission wanted #i want to pay for your art please

[sgt-celestial]

finished the shawl!!! 😋

#green shirt blue shawl deancas combo was NOT intentional. but such is the beautiful way of life #anyway i was here and there about the pompoms but i think i figured them out #i did them like. (into top loop only) sl‚ sc around the pompom‚ skip a stitch and sl and it seemed to work nicely so 👍🏻👍🏻 #the pattern was originally off youtube but i did triple crochets instead of doubles to save yarn #but ANYWAY! 600g of yarn small price to pay for cozy shawl #crochet #emi's meandering jotts #this + my blue tie dye shorts + white nehru shirt + blue bandana i can see it so so clearly......fashion ‚

[zerelth]

i hate hate hate when a crochet pattern says "beginner" or "easy" in the title and then goes on as if they're writing for professionals!!!!!!!! I don't know how to make a magic circle Betty!!!!! Tell me don't just go

MC DC 4 CH 6 HDC5TOG

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!!!!!

and they almost never put progress photos for people to compare!!!!!! Just say it's an intermediate pattern!!!!!!! then beginners won't look and get scared off of the craft!!!!!

#ive been looking for an actual easy pattern for 4 days now #they never explain how to do anything #do i have to pay money for a book to learn #i cant watch tutorial videos bc of my ADD either #life is pain #crochet #vent

[mollymarmoset]

Hi tumblr I made a hat! (frankenstein!!)

and a pattern! (my very first one!) :D it's pay what you want I just hope it makes sense

#crochet #crochet pattern #fiber crafts #pay what you want #frankenstein #i'm not late for halloween #i'm early #or perfectly on time because every day is a good day for halloween #hat

[whoslaurapalmer]

crocheting a frog. I am Suffering but I am making a frog

#crocheting is why i am suffering. BUT I WANT. FROG #like any other person i too love indiarosecrawford's frog and toad videos and i want a frog. but i do not knit. so i am. crocheting frog #head is a little wonky. BUT. I AM MAKING THIS FROG #this pattern just has me going '👀👀🤨🤨😐😐😭😭 WHICH ROW AM I ON' #it's not a bad pattern it's just a little. you gotta pay attention.

[your-fave-is-bi]

i love how knitting patterns have super detailed and exact instructions on what to use etc etc and every time i look at one im like. what if i....didn't exactly do that? and just kinda fucked with your instructions a bit hm?

#personal tag #i know thats the joy of creating etc #everything is guidelines. there's no rules. i can do whatever i want #i just also need to be okay with things not turning out how i'd want them then lmao #anyway i have set my eyes on THREE new projects #two cardigans; one for me n one for my sister #and then i might also try my hand. at SOCKS #sister is paying me for my time i will put into making her cardigan by getting me yarn for me #and i got this super soft one that i see people use a lot for crocheting plushies #but i dont understand crochet. maybe i can give it a try with this yarn again since its not like. a bunch of strands together #its like one string so that might make crocheting easier to understand #ANYWAY. cardigans and socks. moving up into the world #im also repairing my relationship to this first cardigan i made #she's not perfect but nobody is. i still hate the huge sleeve on one side but i refuse to take it apart to make a smaller one like the othe #so i just gotta live with it #she's warm and big and i poured a lot of hours into it and she does look cute! #anyway knitting. i like it. have begun a little knitting journal to keep track of my comments on patterns #organized every free pattern ive downloaded on a whim too #👍

[typheus]

8 of the 9 rows are attached!! (Then i ran out of yarn) It weights 25lbs 💀

#other #t talks #crochet #next i have to figure out what color i want the join to be on the granny square blanket. im thinking green #but im biased so idk #and also the finish the striped blanket for my sister #but im not doing either of those things lol #i joined a mkal on ravelry (place for crochet n knit petterns btw) #its the house of the dragon mystery socks. i thot itd be fun. and also i really need more wool socks 💀 my feet get so fucking cold ❄ #and also this make along is free. normally i dont do mkals/mcals cause im very picking about which patterns i buy #so paying for a Mystery knit/crochet along. doesnt makes sense for me. also im kinda a selfish maker lol #so making it n having to give it away cause i didnt like it would suck skdjfgj

[hauntmeonceagain]

catbus from my neighbor totoro crochet hat for a gift exchange a couple years ago. ooak because i made up the pattern and didnt save it and now i have completely forgotten how i did it.

#crochet #if somebody wanted it bad enough. and was like. willing to pay me to make a pattern for it again. i would do it tho

[soft-cheek]

My coworkers kind of a busybody and does things way too early before closing and also insists on doing it all herself a lot of the time so while she's going around checking the stacks an hour before we should do that I'm over here printing out a 32 page amigurumi pattern

#listen i get free printing i work here #i did print a lot though but i rarely print anything for me ive earned this #they dont pay me nearly enough just anyway im allowed a free 32 page crochet pattern print

[zeawesomebirdie]

Genuinely, being an adult in fandom means deciding to support every single fandom zine you come across 😌

#so many cool zines!! #i want *all of them* #its gotten especially important to me now that ive gotten into preserving fandom history #especially as a disabled person without a 'real job' outside of my work in fandom #like #fandom gift culture is so important to me #i want to support all the zines and do all the fanbinds #speaking of fandom gift culture #if anyone wants a physical copy of their favorite fic; dm me (or shoot me an ask) #we can work something out #im currently unable to buy the physical materials for physical binds #BUT #(massive but) #im willing to do the typesetting for you if you want to bind the physical fic #and also if youre willing to help pay for materials ill bind it for you myself #ill make a proper post about this once i like #actually have a few fics under my belt #unfortunately the majority of my fav fics are longfics of behemoth length so like #itll be a while before i can bind those #but im practicing my typesetting on shorter fics and on knitting/crochet patterns #if anyone is at all interested in checking those out at any point #i can share! #(just like. not the patterns. not unless youve bought the actual pattern from the source itself first) #(we do not distribute patterns for free in this household) #(im only typesetting them to make them more print-friendly for myself) #(and to make them fit in my future project bags easier) #(yknow?) #wow this was a ramble and a half #love yall lmao

[icecreamchocolat]

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#it's gonna be my FOURTH time trying on a crochet pattern to make a beanie #I REALLY HOPE TO NOT MESS UP THIS TIME #I'm tired of starting and restarting and restarting over and over again cause somehow i made a mistake #i had the smallest beanie and a huge one and a shapeless one #i dont wanna give up on crocheting so pls universe #dont pay attention to this #delete later #just a silent prayer (and venting) #also it's so hard to understand CAUSE I've made a dinosaur AND a bear which must be far more difficult at first try

[booskwan]

why do people feel so entitled to handmade items for cheap

#i know it’s the capitalistic system and fast fashion etc #but people being like ‘i’m not paying $40 for a crochet doll’ feels so gross #depending on how familiar you are with the pattern/how fast you crochet it could take HOURS #especially if it’s larger #like if i made another little boo bear i would probably sell it for upwards of $50 and it’s pretty little #theo.txt

[mor-and-more]

Time to chant to myself the Don't Start A New Project, Don't Start A New Project usual thing

I already started one, I'm fighting the 39 2-row repeats on 40 crochet stitches for the turtleneck......

But now I want SOCKS

Yes, I have the Singular (Second) Sock I could be starting, but I don't want THAT

No, I want New And Exciting things apparently

Namely, a pair of socks knit with hand dyed gradient yarn

Or the neon lime and lemon ones, "matchy unmatched", with heel and toe of the other colour

Or a pair with another hand dyed set that had 70 g of the main colour and 30 g of the contrast, for heels and toes...

All the while thinking about winding into a cake the yarn I want to crochet a swatch with

And with 5+ new sweater ideas always in the back of my head

I'm fully getting my ass handed to me by ADHD

#shut up kevin #craftsy talks #knitting #crochet #as a result I'm being annoyingly SLOW #but also hey I'm at least a little over halfway through the neck so persevering pays off! #I'll go back to knitting Sleeves In Circle afterwards and hope it's close enough to sock to be enough #the only project I probably SHOULD start is the tiny cotton shawl!! #but here I'm having another ADHD trouble: can't pick the pattern (and when I think I have I forget which I picked and start searching again

[mayhaps-autistic]

I am on a quest to make the most wonderful sensory plushie ever in existence.

#it’s gonna be a minecraft sniffer that I got a crochet pattern for #it’s gonna be super soft and weighted and I want to make it squishy like a squishmallow to #will I have to sacrifice a few squishmallows for their stuffing to achieve this? maybe. we’ll see. #but that is a price I am willing to pay.