kim and harry get interviewed for one of those french "pan un chocolat or macaron" tiktoks and kim spends an ungodly amount of time on each question while harry slowly chews on a doner kebab
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY @p-pooky !!
Well late birthday- But I wish you the best year to come!! <3
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Transcript:
Oscar: I brought you some croissants.
Ivan: Sick, thanks dude.
Oscar: And this-.. is Robin!
Ivan: Ahh, he’s a mini you!
Oscar: I know, right?
Bruno: I think he has your nose.
Oscar: I reckon so. That’s gonna be the fifth generation of the Finch family schnoz.
Bruno: He gives me wise old man vibes, like he’s been here before.
Ivan: [wheeze laughs] What?!
Oscar: [laughs] He’s a sleepy little guy; no idea what’s going on… You wanna hold him?
Ivan: Best not, chest infection n’ all.
Oscar: Nasty, doubt you’ll be going anywhere ‘til it clears up? You don’t wanna end up with pneu-…
Ivan: I’m not gonna get bloody pneumonia, it’s bollocks.
Bruno: It’s sensible.
Oscar: Probably for the best, you were in pretty bad shape…
Ivan: Now y’know how I felt, findin’ you all fucked up in that skanky bathroom.
Oscar: Guess we’re even.
Ivan: Uh-huh… So, what now? It’s kinda over, ain’t it?
Oscar: Depends on Kian, doesn’t it? Hopefully he just gives ‘em what they want, rather than ratting us out.
Bruno: If you think about it logically, what’s the worst you’ve done? Sell drugs, bust up a few shops? They’re not gonna be interested in that, they’ll want to break the chain; make sure no one’s picking up where Arturo left off.
Ivan: S’pose that’s what usually happens, ain’t it? Someone else takes the reins.
Bruno: Not this time.
Oscar: Hopefully that-.. I don’t think Robin likes this conversation.
Bruno: Who can blame him.
Ivan: [coughs] Y’know.. I reckon what we managed t’dismantle kinda negates the semi-bad shit we had t’do t’get there.
Bruno: Like it was just a means to an end?
Oscar: Eh.
Ivan: Y-…
[HACKING COUGH]
Ivan: [croaks] Ugh-.. this is what y’gonna sound like if y’don’t quit smoking’.
Oscar: Mhm.
Ivan: He ain’t listenin’, is he?
Bruno: He’s got a cute distraction.
Oscar: Quit worrying for now n’ rest up.
Ivan: Yeah, yeah.. ain’t like I can run off, is it?
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