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cupcakeshakesnake · 3 months
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"I love the part where Valak said “It’s nunnin time” and nunned all over the place"
-random YouTube comment, 2023
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rufinator · 2 months
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Speedpaint of DBD's new killer "The Unknown"
Love his design!!
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angelbitezzz · 3 months
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Guys this rpg horror game i downloaded has an oddly...musical vibe?
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curiosghostie · 2 years
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Horror All Around Us
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yanderefantasies · 1 year
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Can you please do something with yandere crookedman x human reader please and thank you
For sure for sure
Thx for the request
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•Uhhhhh quick concept- you’re the older brother to that family in London who’s daughter got possessed yeah? So you were there when Valak, that old man, and the CrookedMan all basically tortured your family
•The CrookedMan took a liking to you, which is never a good thing when it comes to spirits and demons.
•He becomes attached. Sure, after all the torment, Valak is gone and things go sorta back to normal. But he’s still constantly there, watching over you. His intentions? Sometimes they switch around. It can go from protecting you, to trying to mess with your head every now and then.
•I don’t believe he would try and disguise himself, try to posses a human, a friend, a boyfriend? If he did, it would be more used as a last resort sort of deal. Like,, he hasn’t fully gotten into your head, or you’ve been managing to so far just flat out ignore him. So he has to take more physical measures.
•He wont mess with anyone else in your family either- just you. He doesn’t want to risk being exorcized. So it’ll definitely drive you a little insane when you ask for help but you end up just. Looking like a crazy sleep deprived dude.
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vampireghostlawyer · 1 year
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hii take my quiz ^^
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crookman-simp · 1 year
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The husband retaliated,lads🚬
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theindescribable1 · 10 months
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Do you know about The Crooked Man?
You mean the crooked man who walked a crooked mile, then found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile, who bought a crooked cat who caught a crooked mouse, and they all lived together in a crooked little house? I believe I have.
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bossypino · 20 days
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Does anyone else remember that era of RPG Maker horror games that were actually really good?
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twistedtummies2 · 1 year
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Barnaby - The Three Best of the Worst
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“Babes in Toyland” is a very strange case when it comes to Christmastime staples. Most people haven’t even seen or heard the original operetta created by Victor Herbert (who was inspired by the works of L. Frank Baum), and the actual story changes depending on which of the many televised adaptations (and even a few newer stage interpretations) you look at. Certain things do stay the same throughout them all, but virtually none of them have any real faithfulness to the source material, instead mixing and matching different elements to create their own unique version.
The one thing that practically every version of “Babes in Toyland” keeps, however, is its central antagonist: Barnaby, the Crooked Man of Mother Goose fame. Barnaby is a classic melodrama villain; a pure evil nasty of the highest order, who is entertaining in how unrepentantly and enthusiastically wicked he is. While elements of his character do change throughout different versions, he is an archetypal baddy in every rendition, and while other things in “Toyland” change from version to version - the names of the protagonists, the plots of the stories, and even the songs featured - Barnaby is a presence in every single one. Toyland just isn’t Toyland without its resident nasty ol’ Crooked Man. Out of the numerous takes on “Babes in Toyland,” and numerous takes on Barnaby in turn, everybody has a personal favorite of their own. Today, I just wanted to present my three favorite versions of the character. By extension, you can basically call this my three favorite versions of “Babes in Toyland” as well. Again, there are others out there - a cult classic 80s version starring Keanu Reeves, an episode of the Shirley Temple Show which featured Jonathan Winters as Barnaby, etc. - but these are the three nearest and dearest to my heart. So, without further ado, allow me to present my picks for My Top 3 Favorite Portrayals of Barnaby!
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3. Ray Bolger, from the 1961 Disney Film.
The Disney version is probably the best-known take on “Babes in Toyland” nowadays (most likely because it IS the Disney version, so to speak). While the film is a bit clumsy in places, it’s still a lot of fun. Most people agree that the two best parts of the film come in the form of two actors/characters. One is Ed Wynn as the bumbling Toymaker…mostly because it’s Ed Wynn. The other, of course, is Barnaby, played by Ray Bolger. If that name or face seems familiar, Bolger - almost two decades prior to the film - was one of the main characters in a little film from the late 30s I’m sure none of you have heard of called “The Wizard of Oz.” Yes, boys and girls: that’s the Scarecrow! And ironically, I think he and the Wicked Witch would get along splendidly in this outing. Bolger’s charisma is a big part of what makes his Barnaby such a joy; the performance, writing, and direction all REALLY ham the character up to the Nth degree, take this already melodramatic archetype and making him a pure pantomime villain. He breaks the fourth wall, he dances, he gets into a swordfight, he makes all of the crazy faces you’d expect, he even speaks in rhyme! He wears the cape, he twirls the moustache, he’s everything you’d want out of a bad guy like this in spades. Bolger is clearly having the time of his life with this over-the-top slimeball, and it’s just a joy to watch him work. My only problem with this Barnaby, and the reason he’s the lowest in the ranks, is that while Barnaby has always been a hammy character with a humorous side to his personality, I think I prefer it when there’s a bit more balance between the humor and the menace. There are one or two moments where Bolger’s Barnaby is actually pretty threatening (the aforementioned swordfight is a good example), but for the most part he’s just a riot. That’s not a bad thing, because he truly is a ton of fun to watch, I guess I just like it when the character is a LITTLE more menacing.
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2. Christopher Plummer, from the 1997 Animated Film.
This TV film adaptation of the story (or is it direct-to-video? There seem to be conflicting accounts there.) is not highly regarded, and admittedly for good reason. Of the three versions listed here, it’s probably the least well-made of the bunch. It’s not God-Awful, but it’s very…“generic 90s animated kids movie,” if that phrase gives you any idea. However, I have a soft spot for this film, largely because it’s actually the first version of “Babes in Toyland” I ever saw. And even as a kid, my favorite character was always the villain of the story: Christopher Plummer as Barnaby Crookedman. (Yes, that is literally his full name in this version, as if his identity needed to be spelled out.) Plummer brings that extra little touch of menace to the part that I felt largely lacking in Bolger’s interpretation; he’s still overall a melodrama villain, but here there’s a bit more balance. In a weird way, Barnaby here feels more like a Disney Villain than…well…the ACTUAL Disney Villain version of Barnaby is! Something else I admire is that they actually give a small amount of empathy to the character in this version: it’s strongly indicated that the reason Barnaby is so cruel and nasty is because, as a child, he was never shown love. He’s never had any friends, never had any toys to play with, and that’s left him crooked both inside and out. However, don’t go thinking that means there’s much reason to sympathize with or feel sorry for Barnaby: this version does some of the absolute worst things of any take on the character, and shows no sign of remorse for any of his actions. There’s no redemption for Barnaby, no matter what his origins; he’s too far gone. Plummer gives a solid performance in the role, and this remains among my Top 12 of his characters just for the sheer nostalgia of it all. Again, the movie overall isn’t too great, but this is one of the first versions I still think of when I think of Barnaby.
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1. Henry Brandon, from the 1934 Laurel & Hardy Film.
Laurel & Hardy’s “Babes in Toyland” was first released in 1934 in black-and-white; later the film was re-released in a colorized format (as you can see via the pictorial reference) and retitled “March of the Wooden Soldiers.” (I have no idea why.) What I love most about this film is that, despite being a Laurel & Hardy venture, this actually isn’t a parody piece: unlike some later films of a similar nature, such as “Snow White and the Three Stooges” or the Abbott & Costello Meet the Monsters series, which are basically comedic satires of the characters or stories involved, “Babes in Toyland” is treated more like a straightforward fantasy/fairy-tale film. It definitely DOES have a comedic side to it, of course, but rather than mocking the universe in question or contrasting it sharply with the silliness of the comedians involved, it just treats Laurel & Hardy as if they are just characters in the story, so to speak. The film isn’t afraid to get a bit dark and intense at times, and this is most evident with Barnaby. Played by Henry Brandon (nee Kleinbach), Silas Barnaby, as he’s called in this version, definitely has some humorous scenes. There’s absolutely no subtlety to the role at all. But unlike Bolger, Brandon brings an edge of danger and something bordering on the edge of insanity with the character, which makes his Barnaby feel far more intimidating. He gets involved in some slapstick, but the shrieking laugh he lets out as he tries to summon man-eating monsters, the almost animalistic ferocity he shows in his duel with Tom-Tom Piper, and near-demonic expression he has on his face as he leads his forces to invade Toyland at the climax, all give him a definite darkness that no other version of Barnaby has really been able to match. On top of that, there’s a sort of unintentional empathy to this Barnaby, as well: it’s a long story, but contemporary audiences have noted there are elements of Brandon’s performance and the script that hint there might be a soft side to Barnaby under his devilish demeanor. While likely not intended by the actor, nor the writers, they’re still interesting to note. In other words, this Barnaby has everything both of the previous Barnabys I’ve spoken of have in spades, and he’s in a generally better (albeit older) movie! This is the version I now think of first and foremost when I think of Barnaby, or even when I think of the Crooked Man from Mother Goose. That, above all else, earns him the meaningless title of My Favorite Portrayal of Barnaby from “Babes in Toyland.” Happy Christmas Eve, everybody!
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gio-scrabbles · 1 year
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Chased By the Crooked Man
A drawing based off my fan crossover, “Conjuring Nightmares 2”, which is based off Little Nightmares and the Conjuring. Specifically, the characters and settings.
The two main characters, who I will be calling E (boy) and L (girl), are chased by the Crooked Man from the Conjuring 2.
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dorianislifeless · 1 year
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dont think anyones in this community anymore but 😪🤷🏻
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chainedmuscle · 5 months
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mannequinchilli · 2 years
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Whenever Matt describes Ira I can’t help but think of this spooky fella from the second Conjuring movie.
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memoriesofachicken · 1 year
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“Why negotiate when you can just decide?”
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darkparablesthorst · 1 year
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Replaying Cursery and I'm lamenting over Blaise's and Renee's romance. They were so lovely and wholesome together, until Blaise became obsessed and paranoid, and chased her off a cliff in his pursuit after she escaped. Then Mother Goose, the old crone, appeared and gave him the instruments that nurtured his grief, isolation, and madness. This time, Blaise was the one pushed off the metaphorical cliff, past the point of no return.
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