The Bad Batch as Penguins of Madagascar Quotes
Bc I’ve seen a few posts making this magnificent comparison and both of these squads are near and dear to my heart and bc I need a distraction from the s3 premiere ahhh
Tech: *mission relevant info*
Hunter: Tell me something I don’t know!
Tech: Without mucus your stomach would digest itself
Hunter: …
Hunter: Tell me something else I don’t know…something less disturbing
Hunter: (to Caleb) It's okay, kid. We're not going to hurt you
Crosshair: *cocks his gun* Not true, Hunter, they did authorize lethal force
Wrecker: *absolutely decking his bros* You pillow fight like a bunch of little girls!
Crosshair: What part of "zip it" eludes you?! The "zip" or the "it"?!
Echo: I don't mind saying it, that guy vexes me. *narrows eyes* He's a vexer.
Hunter: Boys, no training tonight. It's game night!
Tech: Trivia! Let's play trivia! I dominate trivia!
Omega: Oh! Can we play Simon Says this week?
Tech: Yes, Simon says we play TRIVIA!!
Crosshair: I find reason tedious and boring. We'll use force.
Echo: I'm sorry, boys. I sometimes resort to sarcasm when facing the unknown
Tech: No doubt
Hunter: Oh I’ve seen accident prone, try Wrecker and Crosshair! With a Chandrilan lantern! And SIX BOTTLES of rocket fuel!!
Tech: Worst talent show ever
Hunter: There's no such thing as too paranoid, Omega. Remember that, and forget you ever heard it!
Tech: SCIENCE! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?!?
Omega: I have an idea! But I'm not sure how safe it is
Wrecker: I like it already!
Crosshair: *while fighting* You cannot win, Hunter! I am fueled with a boiling hate! A raging fury!
Hunter: And a babbling mouth! *slaps him*
Omega: No! I swore I’d never use my adorability as a weapon again, and I meant it!
Echo: Wrecker, cover Omega’s ears, I intend to use my angry words
Tech: This red line shows the frustration level of a really smart person forced to take orders from some dunder-brained boob. As you can see the frustration just keeps rising and rising and rising. I mean, why don't they put the smart guy in charge, huh? IT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE! SOMETHING HAS GOT TO GIVE, PEOPLE! AM I THE ONLY ONE SEEING THIS?!
Wrecker and Omega: *run in making incomprehensible panicked noises*
Hunter: Anyone catch that?
Echo: *nonchalantly interprets it exactly*
The Batch: …
Echo: What? I’m fluent in panic
Tech: Cool cars go faster. That's a scientific fact.
Cody, in his one episode: I believe now I know why “volunteers” ends in “tears”
Hunter: No batcher gets left behind, that’s why!
Wrecker: What about Crosshair?
Hunter: Okay, one batcher gets left behind
Omega: and Echo?
Hunter: Maybe two batchers get left behind
Tech: Um…
Hunter: *groan* Comparatively few batchers get left behind, okay?!
Omega: I thought you agreed this was a dangerous weapon!
Wrecker: Which is the best kind! What good is a safe weapon?!
Tech: He has a point
Hunter: Avert your eyes, young Omega, you’ll never be able to unsee this!
Tech, recording bc that’s his freaking hobby: Don’t worry about it I’ll burn you a dvd!
Crosshair: *standing outside the Marauder* Hunter! I have brought you a hand drawn greeting card! It says “Roses are red. Posies are green. Sorry about Bracca, I was too mean. Your pal, Crosshair” :)
Hunter: *walks out and shreds the card*
Hunter: Get up here. That’s an order!
Tech: *salutes* Permission to defy order?
Hunter: Permission denied!
Tech: Then I deny your denial
(sorry)
Echo: *watching Hunter and Wrecker, captured and surrounded by stormtroopers* Well this hardly seems fair
Echo: *jumps in a walker and defeats them easily* Told you it wasn't fair
*Phee and Tech kiss*
Omega: *eyes being covered by Hunter* awww
Wrecker: Finally!
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rewatched the first episode crosshair is really fucking funny
and the sass in this stance alone. we could have had a whole season of him like this. but no he's all alone and continuously abandoned. he's so in his head, and manipulated by the empire that he's gonna make even more shitty decisions and probably die. we will never get this crosshair again and i'm actually going to cry over this. my boy deserves so much better.
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