#crowley entering a room in hell and hastur and ligur jump on the highest shelf they can find

[gayforgoodomens]

you guys think people in hell just don't like crowley because he's a friggin snake and they're all his natural preys

#crowley entering a room in hell and hastur and ligur jump on the highest shelf they can find #eric just freezes in the middle of the room like a rabbit in headlights #it always takes them a few seconds to remember It's Just Crowley #and the only risk they run is to be bored to death by an excel presentation #beelzebub is the only one immune #they already beat hastur and ligur half to death when they tried to tongue-attack them #snakes probably don't even know flies exist #the first few days in hell must have been so confusing. #5800 years later they get their hands on an animal kingdom encyclopedia #and read everything they have on pests (since every animal in hell is a pest by humans' standard) #very embarassed by what they find #because they had no clue why they did the things they did for the past millenia #a bunch of demons dig a hole and don't come out for months bc they just found out their chin rubbing was them seducing their buddies #ligur in the middle of reading going 'oh THAT'S WHY WE WANT TO LICK THE WALLS IT'S FOR HYDRATION YOU GUYS' #'WE NEED TO DIG A SWAMP IN THERE' #'YOU GUYS'