#crucial info for number 5 is that they are dec vs jan caps

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TELL ME WHICH NBA PLAYER(S) LEWIS SHOULD DATE besides double doggie playdates with klay & rocco

OBVIOUSLY klay is #1 because of the double doggie dates alone like. actually i would find it hilarious if rocco & roscoe who seem like the chillest dogs ever, despised each other. constantly growling and trying to steal each other's expensive handmade 5 star dog meals. lewis does try to convince klay to have rocco go vegan. alternatively rocco & roscoe get along very well but lewis and klay have a ""polite"" rivalry because they think THEIR chunky ugly insta star dog is cuter than the other. but they fall in love via parent trapping methods.

#2 is demar but i need to warn everyone that this would ONLY be in a universe where kyle simply does not exist (which i shudder as i think about). but sryyyy there's no way he would not be with kyle if it was up to me so yeah. now of course the caveat here is that a kyle-less demar would be even MORE depressed than regular deebo which fucking kills me to think about but. maybe he would've won a championship with toronto? :( and lewis comes to that overseas game they have and idk they meet and talk about their tattoos and demar would think lewis is s o pretty and out of his league. anyway they spend the night together maybe have the best s*x of their lives and don't see each other again for months and don't try to contact each other bc they're the Worst but do post very cryptic instagram stories in the meantime. before finally meeting up in LA of course. demar hates roscoe.

#3 is russ but in like girl best friend who i hook up with for fun no strings attached cute dates cute fashion shoots. russ is helping lewis gain some confidence to go tits out more <3

#4 kevin love because lewis loves just some white guys. no comment. they can talk about therapy

#5 lebron for capricorn power couple reasons but it would never work

#des-iderate #asks #crucial info for number 5 is that they are dec vs jan caps #thank you for indulging me lol #rs #nba