#crunchatize me cap'n

[mote-of-ash]

Ey you know how cap'n crunch the cereal brand used to have commercials where some kids would say "crunchatize me captain" and theyd get warped into cartoons.

For some reason ive latched onto the phrase "feminize me captain" said in the exact same cadence

#i cant even say this particular brain worm out loud i cant explain this horseshit 20000 times

[sopetahours]

Crunchatize me, cap'n! Crunchatize my pussy!

[spiderpinata]

"Crunchatize me, Cap'n" I yell to nobody at 4AM before messily devouring an entire box of dry processed corn product in the dark, alone.

#girl dinner

[danwithouttheplan]

Evil Cap'n Crunch de-crunchatize me

#danblab #evil world #capn crunch

[detective-like-i-give-a-damn]

crunchatize me, cap'n

[melissamouse]

Apparently cap'n crunch's full name is Horatio Magellan Crunch.

Technically, he is not a captain, if you closely inspect his naval uniform, but a liutenant, or sometimes a commander.

His nemesis is the Sogmaster, a giant blob of milk who wants to turn the whole world soggy.

His ship's name is the Guppy.

He is the adopted child of John F. Kennedy, and has a perfect IQ of 200.

#cereal mascot lore #cap'n crunch #crunchatize me cap'n

[overanalyzingelswordiswhatido]

So I just now found out that the cap'n'crunch captain mascot dude has an actual name.....

.......

And of course my brain went straight to the Hamel blacksmith and now I have no idea what to do with myself or my existence.

#elsword #elsword online #horatio #captain crunch #cereal #idk how to tag this #crunchatize me cap'n #*gets smacked with a blacksmith's hammer*

[nowpause]

Big Mouth (2017 - )

#big mouth #nowpause #captain crunch #cap'n crunch #crunchatize me #netflix original series

[edward-snowdenhands]

Why does he call him Captain tho

#crunchatize me cap'n

[kirisakin]

Pokemon Direct spoilers

[ID: Crunchatize me, Cap'n!]

#I'M RIGHT AND YOU KNOW IT.

[batcoins]

My husband said "crunchatize me cap'n" and I had an instant distressing flashback of all the commercials at once.

[hrnngh]

crunchatize me cap'n

#get it bc. i deep fried the pic #guro #my gross art #vent art

[lean-and-spill]

I have no problem eating you out you just have to say "Crunchatize Me, Cap'n!" first

[nobordersonlybuttcheeks]

on a good day i’m like "crunchatize me, cap'n!" but mostly i’m like "euthanize me, cap'n :("

#julie

[lovestryke]

crunchatize me bones, cap'n

[charleydriftwood]

I want Cap'n Crunch to come into my house and crunchatize me, killing me instantly