#crush hazard

[jeiyuuen]

So Luffy and Law reunion after two years, some totally biased thoughts...

Luffy really just recognized Law right away like that, huh? After two years of not meeting at all, and barely having interacted prior to Marineford. What was the first thing he recognized that he was sure that's the guy who saved him then? (Is there something you would like to share with the class, Luffy?)

It's so funny because nothing could've prepared Law for Luffy's sheer joy when they met again. He was so genuinely happy to find Law and it's ruining Law's emo vibes.

Like damn, he built up a reputation!

Pretty much everyone else up to that point has called him cruel, ruthless and all that. Back to Marineford and Sabaody, people talked about bad rumors about him. Even when he saved Luffy, they doubted his intentions. They were so sure there must be a catch to Law's help. (There was no catch.) It's just fun to think about because here Luffy is treating him as something good that happened in his life. Poor Law couldn't handle that much positive attention.

And uhm no, trying to deflect saving someone's life from death as "nothing" or something like that wouldn't really work. Especially when Law really didn't need to risk it all like that to get Luffy out of Marineford. They barely had a connection and even a potential rivalry is hardly worth the risk. Calling it a "whim" is the most Law can call it before he starts questioning his life again. But whatever the reason is, the fact still stands that he helped Luffy... And isn't that what matters, anyways? To Luffy, at least.

Law: "We are both pirates." (we're enemies)

Luffy: ":D Okay, anyways, you saved my life."

Law !!!! He ADORES you already !! It's over !! And giving more helping hand doesn't actually help your case !!

Also more exhibits of Luffy being excited over Law that I just find so cute. The way he perked up when Law was mentioned... He likes him.

He didn't say anything during Brownbeard's story until Law was mentioned, Luffy my guy.... He likes him so much, not necessarily romantic, but Luffy really just likes Law.

Law really stood no chance and asking Luffy for that alliance was the final nail to his coffin. He sealed his fate to be Luffy's super duper mega best friend FOR LIFE.

#I love Law getting showered by adoration for a good thing he definitely did #And thinking Luffy has a crush is so fun #A crush in whatever Luffy way that would be interpreted as lmao #one piece #punk hazard arc #trafalgar law #monkey d. luffy #lawlu #lulaw #the agenda never ends #I could probably write more about them but maybe another time #I never run out of thoughts about these guys it's embarrassing

[thedaily-beer]

There Does Not Exist Caution: Crushing Hazard Lager (Picked up at Windmill Farms). A 4 of 4. Probably my favorite can art of the year and a really clean and delightful light lager. There's a nice bit of cereal sweetness to the body and faint hop notes with a touch of citrus. This is very easy to drink and quite refreshing, and the excellent ingredient quality really does set it apart.

#there does not exist #caution: crushing hazard #caution crushing hazard #crushing hazard #lager #beer #windmill farms #san diego #4

[xkuja]

Kujas tail is decently thick and it can grip very hard. As he is still not adept at keeping it under control, it becomes a problem when he’s not able to immediately coax it to let go of something. He grows flustered, which makes his control over its movements even less refined.

Just one of many reasons why he doesn’t let it swing free in public spaces.

#|| headcanons || #it’s tail hours #tail can crush watermelon like his thighs can #can be dangerous if not concentrating #worse in trance mode… #but he gains heightened senses and control over himself in trance #so it’s less of an accident hazard

[bitchfitch]

I've been trying to find the post i originally made this image for for Days but I'm officially giving up and just posting it again. It's their old designs but this is still how they stack up against each other and like, a taller than average person.

#Aetius being fucking Big is 90% of the humor in its vibe. The fucker can look you in the eye and then rear up to be twice your height #It Still does the 'im just a little baby guy! just an itty bitty kitten' thing #but it does it while being crush hazard sized #Serapis never gets why people treat him like hes the dangerous one. #like he Is the better fighter but if you didn't see them fight you couldn't know that. #Aetius is a lion who can calculate orbital paths in its head Its Not like. Not Dangerously. #its turbo dangerous. its smart enough to be able to treat finding you like a fun puzzle box #Its the type of fucker who would have multiple phds and its middle paws are the size of dinner plates. #It Will Fuck You Up. #It exclusively uses its intelligence and strength to get into the pantry and eat soap. #its a bastard kitty cat first and foremost

[graveltrip]

what a clown 🤡🤡🤡 (x)

#wc 2022 #because germany lost because a small gesture not the other problems that has been plauging the team for years 🙄 #hazard should focus on the belgian golden generation not winning shit #hope morocco and croatia crush them #back in my belgian nt hater era in the wc lmao

[unicorn-spit]

Found you

#madness combat #madness combat oc #i love my mute blorbo #his name is Hazard #he could and would grab someone's face or camera and get his fingers all over it or the person #would end up with getting crushed tho

[sootonthecarpet]

bf borrowed my cozy blanket for a nap but before he agreed to use it he made me promise to take it back after he fell asleep. bro your blanky??????? no way

#all I did was sneak up on him and tweak it so the picture of a cool rainbow polar bear it has on it was in the middle #he was technically entirely tucked in but it was off center visually.... #kind of a hazard for him cause the larger of our two cats Loves to nap on this blanket. he may get crushed like a ripe plum

[gaystheysanddinos]

if you've never been hit in the face by a backpack have you even been to public school

#school #public school #like those hallways? #danger of being crushed to death #and the stairs #dont get me started #on the fucking stairs #actual hazards #vent

[aceyanaheim]

No one :

Absolutely no one:

Not a Single Soul I Swear

Me: Azula + Surface Pressure from Encanto

Me: But Also Azula+:What Else Can I Do from Encanto

#acey speaks #azula #atla #liste ln listen #'give it to your sister don't ever wonder if the same pressure would have Crushed You Under' is Already fire hazards #and specially Zukos jealousy of Azula's golden child status not to mention 'no cracks no breaks no mistakes no pressure ' is just #like thats just Azula #but 'i make perfect practice poses so much hides behind my smile' #and 'what could i do if i just knew I didn't have to be Perfect if i just needed to be...if they just let me Be' #and 'it just Seemed like your life's been a dream from the moment you opened your eyes' #listen Ive connected the dots #I've Connected Them

[simptasia]

it is 4 degrees and i am suffering, i fucking hate the cold so fucking much

#i've heard the arguments as to why cold weather is supposedly better than hot weather #to which i say: i don't fucking care i fucking hate winter so much #actually its spring here! but spring refuses to fucking KICK IN #please im begging #summer makes me suffer too i won't deny it but winter hurts me so much worse #its so hard sleeping at night in a bed that feels like its made of ice #oh and any of you try to pull that ''lol 4 degrees? thats not cold. not where i'm from'' #1. fuck you and 2. I AM AUSTRALIAN. AND I AM ANGRY #i am in physical pain #oh btw i don't have a heater in my room. the one i was using became an electrical hazard #so my room - which gets colder than the rest of house - has been especially icy #ya know what i miss. i miss when there were actually 4 seasons #oh yeah socially there are 4 seasons. but functionally there's only two nowadays #i miss when autumn and spring actually behaved like autumn and spring so we could have a break #from the horrible heat or crushing cold #or some days early in the year when it flips randomly back and forth! which is terrible for the immune system! #grrrrr being cold makes me very grumpy

[2dmax]

Bob is a worker in her mid 20’s who, after a nasty breakup with her boring, ill-fitting ex, signs up for an exciting job in SPACE! Only to find out that working for the Edison Corporation as an orbital debris management expert is just as mind numbing yet stressful as any job she’s had on earth. And worst of all, she’s all alone up there.

#bob and freebo #writing #crushing hazard

[dragongirltitties]

31, 39, 53

31. so in the earlier ask how i mentioned i found a good vibrator spot? yeah

39. Hey now that's no fair, i have so many hot mutuals how am i supposed to pick?? >///<

53. Ok so like. The best sub-category of dirty talk imo is like, asking your partner what they want but in a sexy tone. Bonus points if said partner is already very embarassed or horny and it takes them a lot of effort to say what they want. As for bad dirty talk, anything that is like, degrading/mean/etc. moreso than typical dom stuff. Like, anything that implicitly or explicity has the vibe of not caring if the sub is having a good time is a no go for me, even if its meant to be part of the scene. Its very hard to actually articulate where this line is now that im trying to say it

#39 was revenge for me sending the 'do you have a crush' number wasnt it #sorceresslefay #workplace hazard #htj

[dutybcrne]

Kaeya: Albedo, you and I have been friends for a good while now and have gotten rather close in spite of our differences. I say it’s time we take the next big step.

Albedo, known aromantic: …lab partners?

Kaeya, aware of this and genuinely looking for a chance to spend more time with him: PRECISELY

#//Unfortunately for Kae; he was deemed a multi-count lab safety hazard and his dreams were crushed lmao #//At least there’s Klee time #☆ ┆ ( .ooc. ); #//Posting this why? bc it’s a tidbit from a fic I’m a writin and I love it #//There’s a bit more to it but it’s this lil moment is good as is #//love them; they are such good duo

[homophyte]

if i went into the amazon on ecological survey with one of the researchers who works at my job who does that exact thing every few years and a millionaire funding donor demanded he come with because he wanted to rough it would you cheer for my death when we all get eaten by panthers . be honest

#sorry but it is impossible for me to divorce this whole thing from my own relationship to it #i am absolutely exaggerating and failing at that because the occupational hazards of my field aren’t nearly as dire as #being crushed to death under thousands of feet of water #it’s just so insane to me that the occupational hazards researchers put themselves through regularly #or in this case are MADE to go through by what we now know is an exploitative company #are being celebrated because of essentially a one off where it’s not all researchers #genuinely curious how people would be reacting if it’s the same situation but just #one of the 18 planned research dives this year instead of their charters #is it still inevitable and hubristic and inappropriate then . because it literally could have been that. it was more likely to have been tha #then this. the people putting themselves repeatedly at risk and thus at most risk. are researchers #the whole reason they’re doing it is for funding why does that make them deserve—UGH!! #sorry it’s just absolutely sickening to me #myposts

[baldrengr]

( new tags ;P )

#heart of a chief and soul of a dragon. >>> 𝐇. 𝐈𝐍 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑 #i looked at him and i saw myself. >>> 𝐇. 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 #crushed mountains leveled forests and tamed seas. >>> 𝐇. 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒 #a hero the hard way. >>> 𝐇. 𝐕𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐄 #it’s an occupational hazard. >>> 𝐇. 𝐀𝐒𝐊𝐒 #there were dragons when i was a boy. >>> 𝐇. 𝐀𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐒 #this changes everything. >>> 𝐇. 𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐒 #the unholy offspring of lightning and death. >>> 𝐓. 𝐈𝐍 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑 #the alpha protects them all. >>> 𝐓. 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 #friendship is stronger than war and the folly of time. >>> 𝐓. 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒 #i have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. >>> 𝐓. 𝐕𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐄 #there’s nothing i won’t do for you once you earn my loyalty. >>> 𝐓. 𝐀𝐒𝐊𝐒 #hide and pray it does not find you. >>> 𝐓. 𝐀𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐒 #i guess you can only try. >>> 𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐄 #timeless treasures of the heart. >>> 𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐄 #the devil and i get along just fine. >>> 𝐎𝐁𝐄𝐘 𝐌𝐄 #stardust running through my veins. >>> 𝐕𝐎𝐋𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐍 #nothing burns like the cold. >>> 𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐍𝐒 #it’s okay to live a life other’s don’t understand. >>> 𝐌𝐎𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐍 𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐄 #the dead walk among us. >>> 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃 #noah rambles. >>> 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑 #be brave and take your chance. >>> 𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐍 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑 #joking is my way of telling the truth. >>> 𝐂𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐊 #headphones on world off. >>> 𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐄𝐒 #check ‘em out. >>> 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐎

[deadsetobsessions]

Sea Cryptic! Danny AU- Pt. 5

[Pt.1] [Pt.2] [Pt.3] [Pt.4] [Pt.6]

“So you’re that dead kid everyone’s talking about.”

Danny smacked a trash bag into the purple clad vigilante. “You can pick up the glass.”

“Wait, I’m just here to-”

“Bother me when I’m working? At least the litterer brings me cash. You can help clean or you can leave. Plastics go over there.”

Danny pointed at a pile of plastics, ignoring Spoiler’s bemused look. Hard to tell, really, considering her mask.

“I’ll help clean if you answer some questions!” Spoiler chirped, already moving to pick out the glass in the general trash pile Danny’s managed to gather. He nodded.

“Alright. At least you’re helping. The other one just bothers me and leaves his stuff on the beach.”

Spoiler snorted. “I’m Spoiler. Is the litterer Batman?”

“Sure. I don’t really care what his name is,” which was a complete lie, Danny was a fan. It’s just that messing with Batman (especially after he couldn’t clean up after himself, honestly!) overrode his fan behavior. “But if I catch him leaving shit in the waters again…”

Danny frowned, eyes glowing. He could feel- even with his partial tangibility, the muck of Gotham's waters seeping into his boots. It was not giving 'Live, Laugh, Love' to Danny, and he needed it gone.

“Whatever. They dropped a lot of guns down here. You can deal with those too, yeah?”

“I'm pretty sure that's evidence?!”

“If you could call it that.” Danny plucked away the Styrofoam and the hazardous (more than regular, anyways) materials away from the trash pile so Spoiler could dig through with her gloves without contracting sixteen different sorts of illnesses.

“So, what brings you to Gotham?”

Danny pointed at the water. “Came for school. Stayed because you losers polluted the water with dead bodies and gross chemicals.”

“You go to school?”

“Hey, that’s discriminatory.”

“Oops! No, sorry! I meant-”

Danny waved her off, irritably separating a bottle cap from the crushed bottle. Seriously, what’s the point of putting the cap back on if you were going to throw it in the bay anyways?

“It’s fine. How else am I supposed to learn about the advancements made in the scientific industry otherwise?”

Even if Danny wasn’t too sure that science could sure stupidity, but a halfa could dream, right?

"So... do you just... listen in on lectures?"

Danny stared at her. "What else would I do in a class??"

"Oh. I just thought since you're dead and all, you'd do something more... fun?"

"I mean, I could terrorize the local villains for kicks, if that's what you meant."

Spoiler brightened. "Actually, yeah! That would be helpful! If Mr. Freeze keeps bringing the cold during my latte Thursdays, I'm gonna snap and wring his cold little chicken neck."

Danny snorted. "Alright. I will keep an eye out for this Mr. Freeze." Danny paused. "Hey, tell your friend to come down and help us."

"What- oh. Black Bat!" Stephanie waved her partner down. Black Bat gracefully slipped down towards the bay, casually knocking out two goons gunning for Spoiler.

'Careful,' Black Bat signed.

"Thanks!" Spoiler bounced on the heels of her feet. She swept an arm out. "Wanna help?"

Black Bat tilted her head and, after placing Danny under quick but thorough scrutiny, nodded.

'You can get the salvageable stuff. Anything you can't lift, leave to me.' Danny signed clumsily, placing emphasis on can't.

"You know sign language?"

"I'm not too good at it, I just learned this version."

He knew ghost-sign first, after all.

"Chop, chop. I don't have all night."

----

Danny learned that Black Bat had the skill to knock cans into their designated piles if he threw them in the air so she could kick at them.

"You two can come back anytime."

Spoiler whooped while Black Bat leaned back, smug.

"Wait, tell the litterer he owes me $200. He was short last time."

"...Are you telling me Batman owes you money?"

"Yeah. He might be in financial straights, so I gave him some lee-way."

Black Bat and Spoiler looked at each other.

----

"Hey, so guess what I learned about sea boy!"

Bruce's head swiveled to her with startling intensity. The rest of the clan tuned in.

"He knows sign language! Maybe he even knows ancient sign language! And goes to school, but since he's like, dead, he could only listen to the lectures."

"Bruce, Bruce, do not start a ghost-education plan. Stop. We don't even know if he even-" Dick tackled Bruce, who was already writing a petition as Bruce Wayne to give partial credit to students that diligently goes to class.

"Oh, yeah!" Stephanie shouted over the unraveling chaos. "He promised to fuck with our Rogues for a bit so we can get a break! And we also got a bunch of guns!"

"Where? Gimme!" Jason demanded.

"Do not give Todd more firearms!" Damian cut in.

"Also!" Stephanie grinned as Cass shook with laughter. "Batman's a debtor! He owes Phantom $200!"

"Ain't no fucking way." Tim cackled. "Hear that Bruce? That's karma! For not defending me when he called me broke!"

#batman #danny phantom #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #bruce wayne #bruce has already adopted this kid #just not with paperwork #but that's a trivial matter for BatDad #he's also going to adopt both tucker and sam #dcxdp #sea cryptic! danny au