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colourstreakgryffin · 10 months
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A quick romance story shitpost for my main babe Obanai simp needs!
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🐍💜- Giggling Mess; Iguro Obanai x Jokester! Reader
The Hashira are surprised that somebody like the Serpent Hashira, Iguro Obanai would be interested in somebody like you, the giddy jokester Ice Hashira. You are total opposites of each other;
he’s unforgiving and serious, you’re bubbly and light-hearted. He can’t stand humour whilst you live off humour
But yet, Obanai finds himself falling for you harder and harder each time he sees you and his intense love for you is so obvious to all the Hashira… except the one where it matters the most… Dokusha
Obanai adores you, your adorable oneliners makes him crack a uncontrollable smile underneath that mask and roll his eyes. He loves how much of a jokester you are, nothing is serious to you and he wouldn’t trade your personality for the world
No matter that if it came off as annoying or not at times
Obanai does wonder sometimes if you even know how dangerous and intense your Hashira career actually is. You flaunter it around like it’s simply a work skill, not a massive life-changing responsibility
That must be why Obanai likes you so much, you never let the hell of the Hashira training nor the general situation damage you. He idolises your beauty, on both spectrums
You let loose your soft laughter, your goofy grin never fading. Tengen pushed back the gem-decorated headband over his head with a sassy smirk that you felt yourself laugh more at your friend’s silliness as you two stood next to each other nearby the flashy wooden Minka of the Master in the shining sunlight
Obanai felt his gut churn in fuming jealousy at the sight before him. You and Tengen match each other very well, you’re both playful loveable doofuses and it made Obanai feel inferior
He wasn’t your nor any woman’s ideal man; he wasn’t tall nor handsome nor so muscular, he didn’t laugh at your jokes or enjoy comedy, he didn’t laugh at all. Wouldn’t you prefer somebody like Tengen? Did he have to become like you to have a chance?
“I bet you 20 yen that you can’t make Iguro laugh” Tengen chirped in suddenly, plucking out a single paper Yen from the hidden pockets on his uniform pants and waved it in front of your face. You grinned, leaping up in a small hop in your step
“I accept! If I win, I get that 20! If I lose, you get 40!” You remark cheerfully, ignoring Tengen’s shifting expression and hopping off without another word. You didn’t hear Tengen’s open disagreement over you giving him double of what he originally bet, you didn’t care! You were a gifter anyway
You smile and arrived in front of the all-too- familiar tree of the Master’s huge backyard, where you found a single wild Iguro Obanai occupying it. In the moment, he was reading a parchment of paper. You pouted out in curiosity moments after as you approached the dark bulky trunk, touching the scratchy skin and internally calculated how you’d scale it
In a second or so, you managed to bounce up the large thick plant and to the stocky tree branch where the monochrome striped haori Hashira laid flat on his back, the snowy snake wrapped around his collarbone you knew as Kaburamaru coiled upwards from his laid-down position on the man’s shoulder and noticed your F/C zori
You fell to your knees and smiled cheerfully at the snake. “Heya!” You howl happily, waving at the serpent. His silted rose red eyes widened in shock
The sound of your voice made Obanai lunge upright defensively and nearly fling the paper away. He turned in the direction of the words with clenched fists but the slight panic and intent annoyance on his figure faded in no time. Thank the gods, it was only you
He would have been beyond furious if he was anybody else bothering him during the opportunity he is using to relax
You slammed your palms down onto the thick branch in front of you with that signature humorous grin of yours. Obanai jolted back in a mixture of defensiveness and confusion. “What did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!”
You changed your goofy grin to a cheeky smirk, sitting down properly with a pleased sigh but your confidence almost drooped when you noticed that Obanai kept a frown
You lightly stuttered as you cracked another joke with that unchanging whimsy smile. “I know the boy who uses Thunder Breathing. My, isn’t his skills so shocking!”
You smirk delighted, keeping your eyes closed briefly but when they draw open, your heart nearly stopped. Obanai was still frowning, not a single ounce of his face had shifted
You were running out of time! You almost felt like panicking as your brain fumbled over to come up with another more funny joke. “A crazy wife says to her husband that moose are falling from the sky. The husband says; it’s reindeer!”
You openly giggle under your breath for a bit, just hoping he’d laugh alongside with you. Obanai looked at you unbothered, his tough glare basically said ‘can you shut up?’
“O-oh… sorry, then” You softly apologise to him, despite the fact he hadn’t spoke a word, looking away and cupping your cheeks with your palms in defeat with your body arched as you learn forward. You sat in front of him, your white-to-icy blue fade snowflake-patterned thigh-highs hugged your legs and made the blushed plush skin warm
How convenient that those socks you wore so proudly are from the same man you were trying so desperately to make laugh; Obanai himself
The uncomfortable silence was killing you and it went on for seconds too long. Well, until Obanai begun speaking, alerting your attention onto him. What was he gonna say now? You were quite curious as you kept your eyes firmly on him
“Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?” Obanai asks in a melodic tone, you crane your head and body back up with a confused expression
Moon? A restaurant? Is this a new place his best friend Mitsuri mentioned or something. You felt a bit out of the loop, why didn’t you hear about this sooner? You spoke in a confused stutter. “N-no? Wha—“
“I heard the food was good but it had no atmosphere” Obanai gazed at you, his mismatched eyes soft and sparkling with what you felt as love bleeding out. You bit your bottom lip, trying your best to stifle your laughter but it failed
In a matter of seconds, you were laughing and laughing so much, Obanai’s heart almost leaped to space at the scene in front of him. You look so simply cute in your little giggle fit
Choking on sizzling out giggles through your words. “W-w-where d-did you— g-get that one?” You bursted in a voice heavier than what you planned, your lungs burning and screaming out for air as you were laughing too much to breathe deeper than quick sharp breathes
“I made it up” Obanai responded in a kinda blank style. Kaburamaru coiled to face Obanai with a tilt of his smaller head. He seemed as confused as you were. You could have sworn he got closer to you
“You made it up?! That was amazing! As a jokester myself, that was so funny! I loved it!” You practically sung fearless praises as Obanai kept looking at you, his brain internally skipping over convulsions and screaming back at him how you enjoyed his efforts
“How many jokes you do make behind our backs? Tell me all of them! Please!” You chirp cheerfully, bouncing in place with excitement and wonder glazing over those pretty eyes Obanai felt his face burst into flames just looking at you
Obanai sighed softly, attempting but failing to ease his nerves. He briefly kept his heterochromatic eyes closed to recollect his composure but he opened with newfound confidence and looked back into your eyes
“They say nothing lasts forever, so would you be my nothing?” Obanai remarked still as calm, your heart dropped and your cheeks burned in one smooth motion. A pickup line, not just any pickup line, a really really cute pickup line. W-wait! Was he trying to hit on you?
You thought intently and quickly, hoping you didn’t look uncomfortable or freaked out in the moments as Obanai watched you in suspense and you decided on the whim. Why not, let’s go for it. It wasn’t like you didn’t like Obanai
You quickly propped back onto your feet whilst crouched and waddled over to sit right next to him, not speaking anymore and your smile smaller than the usual big goofy grin you’re known for. Falling back onto your sitting posture, you were mere inches away from him
“Did… you hate that… or something?” Obanai asked visibly uneasy and with nervous eyes, clearly a bit confused by your actions all at the same time. You have singlehandedly made Obanai the most confused he has ever been in his entire life in this mere hour
You kept up your quiet facade as you leant to press a kiss on his cheek and drape your hand atop his. Leaning back elegantly, you noticed how Obanai’s face exploded into a bright rosy red and his beloved snake Kaburamaru basically danced in a wiggle on the air to meet his eyes
You let out a more playful toothy grin this time as Obanai struggles to keep his eyes on you any longer, the two-tones of yellow and turquoise shooting everywhere else around him. He was so timid and it made you simply livid!
How could a man so cute be even cuter? You always asked but now, you know exactly how
“I’d love to be your nothing~”
Sorry if it’s bad
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femmefatalevibe · 5 months
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Any advice for getting over an overwhelming crush that’s consuming me?
Consider that you're romanticizing a fantasy, not a person. Your crush is on your idealized perception of someone else, not who they actually are in reality.
Realize that the person you're crushing on is a full human being with their own thoughts, personality, beliefs, mannerisms, flaws, goals, values, etc. that may or may not align with your preferences.
It becomes more difficult to obsessively daydream about something so mundane (like most of us in everyday life).
Uninformed hyper-fixation ends with humanizing them.
Hope this helps xx
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hoomanwithpizza · 10 months
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I want be someone's crush,
I want to be one they justify to their friends,
The one they can't take their eyes off,
The one they can think of and smile sillily.
I want to be one they want to bring roses for,
The one they can't stop talking about,
The one they can't stop thinking about,
The one they look at and forget their surroundings.
I want to giggle when someone mentions their name,
Just like my friends do.
I want to say yes to someone,
I wish I could,
Just like my friends do.
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ieatplaydoh2137 · 10 months
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i yearn to be loved gently and softly
not like a burning fire, not like a calm stream more like how a grandma has her favorite tea set, and how parents of a toddler keep every silly drawing they make, i wanna be loved throughly and passionately, like a favorite t-shirt you keep even though it has holes in it. to be loved like a lipstick shaped by use of ones lips. loved like a book with a broken spine and falling out, stained pages, taped together. like a watercolor painting, carefully kept from all moisture
ughhhhh i love romance
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handcuffedbitch · 9 months
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i hope some guy would carry my pink heels after the Barbie movie for me🥹👾💗🩷
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witchywit · 10 months
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Mad Hatter was my first crush. I don't know yet (because I am just a child way back) that it was played by Johnny Depp😂❤️ xoxo.
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alix-is-o-a-k · 8 months
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random-ass crush post cause I’ve been thinking about him too much:
A little under a year ago we went to one of our other friend’s band concerts. At that point i still thought I was a girl, and I had just recently realized I liked him and that I might be bi instead of a lesbian- so anyways. We were sitting there and he just randomly goes ‘hey by the way are you a lesbian? Or are you bi?” And I was like ‘oh I think I might be bi’ and we didn’t talk about it after that. But NOW I’m thinking that might have been his way of gauging wether I could like him?? I’m so fucking bad at social cues I have absolutely no idea if he likes me or if he’s just the same way around all his friends idkkkkk
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curiouscapybara · 11 months
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Keeping my distance.
Scared to trouble your calm waters.
But I wonder about the treasure underneath.
Should I dive
Should I wait
Invite me, drown me my mysterious ocean.
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buryyourloyalty · 10 months
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wilfredowenisababe · 10 months
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I mean who said classical literature isn’t relatable? Jay Gatsby almost fell down some stairs in front of his crush
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colourstreakgryffin · 6 months
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can you do Kenma x high school first year female reader who wants to join the girl’s volleyball team but is struggling to learn how to play so she can’t join yet and Kenma helps her?:3 ty!:p
Yessssiieeee~! My love! My Haikyuu baeee~! I love Kenma so much! That like… I can’t even express how much I love Kenma! Let’s goooo~! This is rather cute and I can already see it!
Kozume Kenma; Level 0; Training
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“It’s fine, okay…?” Kenma speaks gently as he slowly walks over to the bouncing volleyball rolling on the grassy floor to pick it up and return to his designated spot in front of the portable net he and his childhood best friend, Kuroo had set up for him to assist his longtime crush in honing her overall sport skills
You, a second year girl much like him. In the background, not that noticeable but yet with a unique yet unexplainable spark that drew him to you
You really became determined to follow your passion and join the female Nekoma Volleyball team after you overheard one of your closest friends, Kenma himself joined the male Volleyball team as their main Setter. You have always wanted to play volleyball and regularly practiced with Kuroo, sparking up Kenma’s mad jealousy over you and his dorky childhood best friend bonding over matching desires
You’ll like him more than Kuroo, if he works harder to join the Volleyball Team right? You’ll like him, more than Kuroo, if he helps you with your own practice sessions. It may be true that Kenma thinks about you a lot… besides Kuroo, you’re one of his only actual friends and you’re so sweet to him…
So angelic and pure, like you are made directly from cotton candy and clouds. Kenma finds himself falling deeper and deeper in love with you everyday, his crush on you overtakes his thought process a lot
You were quite distressed as you widen your stance and stretch your pressed-together forearms outwards, so professionally as you waited for Kenma to fire a practice shot at you. Nowhere, it’d be painful but judging him, you know to always be on your toes for how unpredictable he truly is. You still liked that unpredictability well, such a little genius he is
Despite how tense you are over your rejection in trying to apply for the girls’ team. You were still smiling and determined to get what you wanted, and Kenma thrived off that. You were such a wonderful piece of motivation to keep doing all he can in the boys’ Volleyball Team, Kuroo’s encouragement did play a part but so did you
You two were simply passing shots to each other. It was simple, it was fun, it was quiet as Kenma occasionally intervened to show you specific strategies he used during practice with his team. You couldn’t help but feel a warmth rise in your stomach everytime Kenma’s cute, smooth yet reserved voice rung out and his surprisingly calloused hands moved your arms or hips in a precise style
He was just helping you, both of you thought that… but that didn’t mean both of you weren’t blushing intensely at every decision Kenma makes over helping you physically
Kenma did help you in all ways he can. He was straining himself, just a bit, to practice with you for hours, not necessarily above his usual hours but he wanted to try harder than he did with the team; all to try impress you whilst assisting you with your own volleyball skills by applying his own experience. He was no volleyball protege like Kuroo but he didn’t want Kuroo possibly stealing up your heart
Kenma will help get you into the girls’ team, on his own and at the best of his abilities. Kuroo and his many requests to assist him with training you, would always be rejected as he pushes on. It’s not just for a random girl… it’s for the girl he really likes, the girl who understands him well, the girl who has his heart. If you want to be a member of the Girls’ Volleyball Team but got rejected for your unsuitable skillset;
He’ll just train you to be even better, better than any of those girls ever could be
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femmefatalevibe · 8 months
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helloo ,you are older and so knowledgable, i had a question for you
i know its a pretty shitty question , but like how do you get a guy like you back? every guy i've liked already has a crush and its so weird like that, it sometimes makes me how girls my age have this really fun teenage experience of liking someone and being liked backed, but it never seem to happen to me
also
you give off such articulate and sophisticated elder sister vibe, i loveeee it
Hi love! Thank you so much for the kind words. I'm flattered to hear that I give off an "articulate and sophisticated elder sister vibe." Major compliment <3
I would say it's more of a shitty concept than a shitty question. As girls/women/AFAB, we're socialized to believe male validation is important and a marker of success or validation of our own lives, looks, and personhood.
Non-reciprocated feelings are not fun to experience, that's for sure. However, personally, I would just live your life and if a mutual connection happens, that's wonderful. If not, please know that a crush is just an idealization of someone – it's a fantasy projected onto another person, which often leads you to feel disappointed when you realize they're a real person with their own hangups and shortcomings. Live your life for you. Focus on becoming the own love of your life (as corny as it sounds).
There are plenty of men to have a "crush" on in the future. Don't worry (most aren't worth the trouble anyway).
Hope this helps xx
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waywardtrenchcoats · 11 months
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me to my friends: no i just have a little crush on her it’s fine i’m totally normal about it
me sitting in bed literally giggling and kicking my feet listening to the taylor swift playlist i made with songs that remind me of her
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thegizardofmars · 8 months
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have a crush on someone but im too much of a scaredy cat to even talk to them, bestie I'm having a silent crisis over it😫😫😫
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sachsoup · 10 months
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I think the worst thing that ever happened to me this year ever is having a crush. I identify as aromantic and I've had like just 1 crush ever in my life not until this guy came in.
But I met him before that 1st crush, he even helped me talk to that 1st crush online. He was my friend but now, I guess we are. I don't even know how I catched feelings but it's completely annoying that he appears in my head randomly. And my escapism, a certain character doesn't look like certain character anymore because his face would vaguely that certain character.
I hate this so much because I hate it. I hate being self-concious sometimes cus he's in one of my friend group chats. And I would jokingly flirt with my female friends alot, I hate the fact that I would get second thoughts about "What if he gets weirded out?". I hate that I care so much. I hate it and I wish these feelings would go away.
I hate everything about that guy.
I hate that I care so much and I know that he cares little. I just wish this would go away and I continue my silly little fake relationships with my girlies.
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itsmexaria1101 · 2 years
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Title: Crush
When I first walked into the classroom, I saw you chatting with your friends I developed a crush on you from that instance and have fallen for you. Every day I find a way or a chance to see your mesmerising brown eyes, messy brown hair and that little birthmark on your left side cheek.
Every time I see you, I adore you to the fullest. Your eyes are like a hypnotic globe where I can't take my eyes off of you. Though I know you can't be mine, I felt the need to look at you persistently.
Days went by, and then on one fine day, I caught you looking at me with those beautiful eyes of yours. I couldn't believe my eyes so I checked out once again and you are looking at me, I was head over heels and I frantically told my friend about what just happened and controlled the urge of squealing and grinning like an idiot.
A thousand butterflies swarmed me away when our eyes met and I was blushing and smiling about what just happened.
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