would u mind doing cryptane (octane x crypto) headcanons? specifically in a long term (perhaps even secret due to their different affiliations) relationship? and if u do any nsfw, trans octane please, mwah. teehee ty!
This is kinda long and I got goofy with it and the nsfw part is short but shhhhhhhhh feast, my child
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• A lot of effort, time, and feelings went into their relationship, leading to a healthy and stable situation
• All the legends knew they were dating, it was hard not to with Octane's inability to shut up sometimes dhdhdjkaja
• Also the fact that Octane would kiss the other all the time during the games
• Super cool kraber shot? Smooch
• Downed someone in one mag? Smooch
• Kill leader? Smooch, baby
• Win the game? Extra big smooch, maybe with some tongue too (ooh la la)
• Octane wasn't super helpful when it came to Crypto's hate against the syndicate, but he was one hell of a hype man
• He's all like "I don't blame you for hating ol' 'Duardo, I hate him too haha."
• Yeah well, that changed, octane went back to papa duardo and now he's working for the syndicate yaaayyyy
• They didn't talk about it, not communicating and just continuing being romantic and loving while also avoiding the whole subject
• They'd cuddle, turn on the TV only to quickly turn it back off when Octane's face shows up next to his dad's at some big event
• This continued for a while, until Octane figured out that Crypto was helping Lifeline, Loba, and the others with trying to get information on Eduardo
• I mean, he thought about it, but he didn't want to accept that it could be happening, and then he saw it himself with the information on Crypto's computer
• Crypto tells him that Octane can make his own decisions, and that while helping his dad isn't one he agrees with, he's not going to stop loving Octane
• Octane is still a bit hurt that his boyfriend and his best friend are working against him, but fuck it man, Crypto's just too sexy to let go over something so dumb
• So they go back to not talking about it, but they also stop being affectionate in public
• No more smooches :(
• Crypto doesn't really care about what the others feel, but Octane is afraid that Lifeline will get mad that he's talking with Crypto but not her yknow
• When they're alone it's very nice tho, cuddles and watching TV with snacks
• Weird headcannon but Octane has seen all of Grey's Anatomy, and made Crypto watch it aswell
• LIKE, I JUST FEEL LIKE HED GET A KICK OUT OF MAKING FUN OF SHOWS LIKE THAT YKNOW??
• (I haven't seen grey's anatomy I just get clips on tik tok and assume I understand)
• Crypto pretends to hate it but secretly he enjoys the cornyness of it
• The communication ain't very good but it's fiiiinnnneee
• Their relationship is strained, but it's still holding on by like, a couple threads
• One of those threads is probably the sex 👍
《NSFW》
• You can't tell me you look and Crypto and don't think "yeah that man fucks"
• Either that or he has never seen pussy in his life but yknow, that's fun too
• And god is Octane's pussy GOOD
• Octane fucks
• I am an avid enjoyer of the thought that Octane just has casual sex with his friends for fun, no strings attached
• Will do anything to ride Crypto, he's too impatient to let Crypto fuck him
• "Come on perrito~ You've gotta try harder than that to get me off~"
• It doesn't matter if Crypto's on top or bottom, Octane is telling him what to do
• Harder, faster, deeper
• Octane is always begging for quickies at inconvenient times
• Man's gonna get dick when he wants it, bitch
• Crypto's always spent by the end of it, while Octane's like "come on old man, your cum is leaking out of me and I need aftercare STAT."
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I'm realizing how long this is dhdhdnsj WELL
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