residents of Jorvik have to get used to the fact that they might see this when they walk outside at night
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Cooking up a nice mug of milk with Cocoa powder (and for a little treat a mix of cordyceps lions mane and spices (: ) oh yeah also a half gram of decarboxylated blueberry space cake (hybrid indica dominant)
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naughty chickens get sent to the void
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Always mildly startling to be reminded that occasionally strangers can and will perceive me as a sexual being. Like, my dudes. I’m a cryptid. I’m static occupying corporeal form. I’m the blurry shape in the woods semi-permanently relocated to coastal suburbia. How do you think this is gonna go?? Really now. Absolutely baffling.
… I respect the monsterfucker energy though.
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(Continuation of this post)
Once the prey has been successfully lured and captured, it will be wrapped in a cuddle cocoon and thoroughly nuzzled, hugged and kissed until the vicious beast is satisfied.
This step can take up to several hours.
@naffeclipse it continues >:3
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*thinks about shen yuan and the way that his genuine care and concern and love for luo binghe and qing jing peak and cang qiong mountain and all of pidw allowed him to transcend how the novel went and make it into what it was meant to be, allowed him to save and help and heal so many, all while he remained completely oblivious to said genuine care and concern and love and acted as though he were truly still nothing more than a scum villain's puppeteer* shen yuan is such a loser
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You know what would be hilarious. @phoenixcatch7 Possessed Doll au. A goon stuck in an office with automatic doors. The kids have just learned about (or it's just come out) the fnaf game (or the DC world equivalent). Can you imagine them instantly deciding to fuck with that goon (or three), just instantly sharing the same braincell
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Since I have a moment, here's a lore building thing for the cryptid hunter au @stuffireadandenjoy
Ghost's cryptid form "hibernates" and "dies" along with most of the trees of the forest
He actually goes so far as decomposes like the leaves that fell from the trees.
He's reborn as a bigger version of himself every spring, leaving behind a skeleton every year.
So now think about Ghost trying to flirt with Soap by giving him bones from the various skeletons he's had over the decades he's existed.
The first one he gives is a rib bone from his first skeleton, and he just claims it's a normal rib from an adult deer, and not in fact, his baby rib
Soap gets the gift all like "😍😍😍"
Alex is along the lines of "at least he's expressing interest in your interests, Soap."
Meanwhile Gaz is going "Mate what the FUCK?"
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i am just a little guy and also
i am on your ceiling :3
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Goblin Tips: Bite Size edition
you can't be afraid of the dark if you're the scariest thing lurking in the shadows
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