#cryptid life

[derpylittlenico]

there's nothing like looking at pics of beautiful cabins nestled amongst the majestic redwoods to confirm "yep. 100% am still a forest cryptid"

*makes a series of rattling sighs*

*coos unsettlingly at The Treeees*

*shudders at the sense memory of the forest*

#cryptid life

[mbrainspaz]

this morning I got a weird youtube ad from the Daily Wire for razors that just made me ‘wtf’ harder than usual. No idea who the monologuing bozo with the salt and pepper beard was. Probably one of their many copy-paste talking heads. He rambled on for a solid 4-5 minutes about how other razor companies were pansies for caving to the ‘sjw mob’ or whatever and then spouted all the usual transphobic tripe. Nothing you haven’t heard before, of course. But the whole time I’m watching it I just find myself grinning. My grin just kept getting wider and wider. I was confused by my own reaction at first, but then it dawned on me: I could eat this man whole. Suit and all. Any person so suppressed and petty and small-- one bite. If I could face him eye to eye (I could bend my knees a little) his voice would falter. I’d laugh. He’d stumble back in terror. What am I? A woman? A man? No. I’m a soul that could tear through yours like tissue paper. Run your mouth as fast as you can little creature. Pray to your fake god you never meet me.

#non-binary #enby problems #i am unknowable #cryptid life #ex evangelical #i identify as a threat #transphobia tw #bad advertising

[prokopetz]

Had a dream that there was a furry subculture revolving entirely around popular cryptids where nobody knew exactly what anybody else's fursona actually looked like because they exclusively drew themselves blurry and out of focus and/or really far away.

#life #dreams #anthro #fursonas #art #cryptids #memes

[hobgobknowsbest]

#goblincore #goblin culture #goblin vibes #goblin community #local cryptid #dungeons and dragons #Real life magic #Be the light you want to see in the world #goblin mode #goblin things #goblin posting #goblin king #unintelligible goblin noises

[khajiithaswitchywares]

Go hiking. Fake your death. Become one with the forest. Elevate to forest god. The simple things.

#witchblr #witchcraft #witch #nature #forest #hiking #witch tips #suggestion #life worth living #life goals #current mood #satire #forest god #level up #local cryptid #cryptid #feral #forsake society #writing #my writing #down with capitalism #cottagecore #flowers #random #just witchy things

[the-briny-bulletin]

Cryptid fish that has only been seen once and never again that may or may not exist but well never know my beloved

#BIG FUCKING DRAGONFISH IS JUST THERE IN THR SEA and HAS ONLY BEEN SEEN ONCE and NO ONE FUCKING KNOWS IF ITS REal???? #oceanology #fish #marine biology #marine life #marine ecology #oceanography #deep ocean #marine #deep sea #conspiracy #cryptid #cryptids #cryptozoology #USO #conspiracy theory #marine fish #William Beebe #Otis Barton #fish facts #ocean life

[spellboundcities]

Is it too late to make this joke

(original v)

#I remember seeing an edit meme of this but I can't remember who made it #if you see this thank you for putting the imagery in my brain #local cryptid draws #trafficblr #secret life #gem and the scotts #geminitay #impulsesv #scott smajor #AND #scott pilgrim vs the world #life series #many many many cameos. See if you can list them all!! #block game go brrr

[tubbytarchia]

The girls are no longer fighting!!

#please help me I cannot stop thinking about them help please help #geminitay #geminitay fanart #pearlescentmoon #pearlecentmoon fanart #secret life #secret life fanart #trafficblr #Im going to die god #thank you guys for your cryptid yuri support #shiny duo #is that their duo name #camel? what camel #it was always just Gem #tubby art

[archive-rat]

open The Gateway…

#love me some cryptid Gem #You go girl! Leas them to their deaths! #anyway #I’ve been drawing this for so long I can see every molecule and I have to stop #so you guys get to have it #tag time! #art #digital art #trafficblr #mcyt #life series #traffic smp fanart #my art #secret life #secret life fanart #mcytblr #geminitay #geminitay fanart #sl!gem

[decibly]

Barry was hungry. Normally this wouldn’t be a problem, as he could just grab some snacks from the kitchen, but he was watching a movie, and he was comfy. He really, really didn’t want to try and wriggle back to where he was now

“Phantom?” he called out hopefully.

A white glove emerged from the wall behind him, dropping an unopened bag of chips on top of his head. When Barry reached up to grab it, he saw that it was salt and vinegar, which explained why it was still uneaten. Phantom seemed to refuse those chips under all circumstances.

Barry didn’t really get it, because salt and vinegar was awesome, but that didn’t really matter. The point was, Phantom was a great person, even if he probably wasn’t human, and it didn’t matter if Barry hadn’t ever actually seen more of him than his arm, and he had told Barry his name by leaving a piece of paper on a table when he turned his back for three seconds after asking if there was a name for the ‘friend in the walls’, as Wally had called him.

“Thanks, Phantom!” The hand stuck itself out the wall again, forming a thumbs up.

***** ***** *****

Diana had found a bit of a problem. It wasn’t a big one, and was honestly more of an annoyance than anything, but her paper copy of Earth’s current standing with all known alien civilization was missing. She could get access to it again in a few hours, once the security upgrade to their computers was finished, but she had been intending to review it for a few weeks now and could use the extra time. 

An idea came to her suddenly, and Diana quietly asked, “Phantom? Are you here?” In answer, a chilly breeze blew through her hair. He was, then. “By any chance, would you happen to have seen my copy of th-” Interrupting her, the very papers she was looking for appeared out of nowhere on her desk. A green sticky note was stuck to it, reading ‘This? Sorry for taking it, but it was really interesting’

Diana smiled, hopefully in the ghosts direction. “Yes, that. If you want, I could see if I could get you your own copy?” Another green sticky note appeared on top of the first, this one just oozing the feeling of happiness. ‘YES PLEASE!!!’

***** ***** *****

Bruce… didn’t really know what to do about the teenager floating just outside the Watchtower. He looked like Phantom, from the few times anyone had actually seen the ghost, and he appeared to be enjoying himself in the vacuum outside instead of dying painfully, which was another point of evidence for that theory. Unsure of what else he could do, he knocked on the window on the off chance that he could get Phantom’s attention that way.

The ghost immediately vanished from view, and a strong, freezing cold breze blew in from the direction of the window Phantom had been outside. Bruce shivered violently from the unexpected chill.

Next time he would leave Phantom alone. Being out in space seemed to make him happy, and it was best not ruin that.

#dannymay #dannymay2023 #cryptid au #danny phantom #danny fenton #barry allen #diana prince #bruce wayne #the flash #wonder woman #batman #justice league #dc x dp #danny doesn't want to cause trouble #no sir #he just wants to have some fun #make some friends #and hide in everyones walls #and over time everyone just accepts that this is how life is #that now they just have a dead teen living in their walls #all danny has to say is that this is the best bet hes ever lost to tucker #who cares about how many marshmallows he can eat while fighting the box ghost #because he lost tucker dared him to stalk the justice league #and now hes in space!

[lunarr-stuff]

ANOTHER ROUND OF CRAZINESS! ANOTHER SEASON OF ALWAYS WATCHING

#god she is such a cryptid!!! shes holding the two hoes she found if u cant tell! #limited life smp #pearlescentmoon #Pearlescentmoon Fanart #life series #limited life #limited life fanart #double life smp #double life #nosey neighbors #mcyt #hermitcraft #my art #clip studio paint #digital drawing #artist on tumblr #traffic light smp #traffic smp #trafficblr

[diaryofastudent]

Sharing oranges: a love language.

intimacy - E.C. - 2020/art by Youquing (Eugene) Wang/via @bashert/Nina Lacour: We Are Okay/via @rosewater1997/via pinterest/via @spacefroggity/ via pinterest/ (x)/ via Pinterest

#sharing oranges as a love language #dark academia #light academia #chaotic academia #studyblr #study aesthetic #light acadamia aesthetic #study motivator #cryptid #quotes #oranges #web weaving #love language #love #sharing tangerines #writersociety #writeblr #creation #creative #on life #on love #aesthetic #i love you #mine

[ghosted-jazz]

A supermoon occurs when the full moon coincides with the moon's closest approach to Earth in its orbit. Supermoons make the moon appear a little brighter and bigger than normal

#BigB and Pearl duo? You mean Hermitcraft season 8- *gets shot #limited life smp #bigbst4tz2 #pearlescentmoon #traffic smp spoilers #yes the caption is just me going 'hehehehe MOON BIG DUO' but like- astrology #I spent half my time drawing and the other half researching- Other contenders were Cparicon (goat constellation) Moon cookies/milky way #but like- manifesting BigB winning and I'm assigning him earth. I hc him as a cherub and those have ties with nature and stuff #POV you just respawned and made eye contact with your cryptid ass neighbours doing god knows what during the witching hour #my art

[jaybird-rising]

FINALLY A POLL THAT MATTERS

Leave your reasoning in the tags! Reblog for optimal sample sizes.

#werewolf #werewolves #team werewolves #occult #cryptid #furry #monster #monsters #wolves #wolf #fursona #my life my choices

[marsmarbles]

I made a full design for Mothman!Scott! I knew I was gonna have a lot of fun with the colors. I got a lot more ideas for the story than I thought I would so this AU might be a little bigger than I anticipated

#damselduo mothman au #trafficblr #mcyt #traffic life #traffic smp #mcyt fanart #au #life series au #empires au #mothman #cryptid #Mothman!scott #scott smajor #smajor mcyt #smajor fanart #mars art

[puppetmaster13u]

You know what would be hilarious.

Trans Batman accidentally convincing Gotham that the batclan are like clownfish.

This is helped along when Red Hood comes onto the scene and is later also revealed to be a batclan member.

#He/They Batman #dc #dcu #cryptid batman #cryptid batfam #dc prompt #batman au #batman #trans batman #bruce wayne #trans jason todd #fuck it make all the guys trans #except for damian #make talia trans too #the kids are having a blast with this #the JL are all confused #they're trying to keep track of things but the batkids are purposely fucking with them #Gotham is CONVINCED all the bats start out female and through some sort of life cycle some switch to male #prompts