Clone Wars AU Idea #1 - Fives and Omega Meet AU
Fives hides on Kamino during the whole Tup and his chip incident
He accidentally finds his way to Nala Se's secret lab
He encounters Omega
He and Omega escape together
Omega could be a lot younger - IE - a small baby/child that needs protection
Fives becomes a Dad
Echo is somehow found and involved?
Also imagine Fives looking badass with a baby wrap and two guns
Or ready to fight - while holding her hand
The possibilities are endless
They can save the republic together
- or something
I already have too many AU ideas floating in my head (one already involves a smol!Omega and another clone) so I am spitting this into the void of Tumblr in hopes that someone finds anything interesting about this.
Seriously - take this idea, if anyone wants it, take it. It isn't mine. Probably isn't even original. I just have too much to write and Dad!Fives invaded my brain and he won't leave - please free me!
The comics is another installment of the idea that Crosshair sees perfectly in the dark, also inspired by @kalm5‘s idea that they posted after we talked about how, if Clone Force 99 was such a top secret unit, that most clones, especially young clone cadets, wouldn’t know about them so The Bad Batch would probably became... some sort of Kamino’s urban legends amongst the clone cadets?
Clones obviously stumbled upon them one way or another but since they look different and probably the encounters were very brief that some sort of stories begun to form about them, then rumor mill would do the rest, blowing everything out of the proportion!
Crosshair would probably become some sort of cautionary tale that ends with a clone (cadet) becoming a ghost that roams the halls at night.
Hunter would be a clone (cadet) that looks off, but helps fellow cadets when they get lost (because he, himself, never is) then just disappears before a person in need could even thank him for help.
Tech is this disembodied clicking noise coming from the tech room in the middle of the night or a fellow clone that just works in computer room at night that will never reply (or even turn around) when addressed to.
Wrecker would become a story about a very disobedient clone (cadet) that was used for experiment as a form of punishment. He would often escape the labs located at lower level of Kamino and is constantly hunt down by the Kamino guards to be dragged back for more experiments.
So you better eat those vegetables or you’ll join the mutated clone cadet in his misery!
Of course everyone at Kamino claims the stories are just that... the stories! But clone cadets think it’s another conspiracy theory because there is a grain of truth in every story... right?
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tup pls say sike
I understand that everyone looks at Anakin and Obi-Wan and swoons over the way they look, but I hate the fact that not a single human, (other than Ventress... when she kisses the clone she had just stabbed) acknowledge the beauty that are the clones.
I mean that jawline, the hollow cheeks...
That perfectly placed tear-drop tattoo...
That skull tattoo....
those eyes guys....
There's a lot to appreciate. A lot of beauty besides Anakin and Obi Wan. And I just want everyone in the Star Wars Universe to acknowledge these looks as well and see these boys blush at the smallest compliments...
Echo & Fives
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Jedi and Clone Troopers as John Mulany Lines
Anakin: I’m so horny and angry all the time and I have no outlet for it.
Obi Wan: I look back on being 17 and think, “Oh my god how did I not die?”
Ahsoka: I am very small. And I have no money. So you can imagine the stress I’m under.
Bariss: In terms of instant relief, cancelling plans is like heroine.
Plo Koon: I was once on the phone with Blockbuster Video, which is a very old-fashioned sentence.
Mace Windu: You have the moral backbone of a chocolate éclair. (Is something Mace Windu would absolutely say and you cannot tell me otherwise.)
Yoda: I don’t look older, I just look worse.
Aayla: And we were like, “We know but hey.”
Rex: I don’t like robots...thinking of things.
Jesse: I always thought quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be.
Hardcase: Sometimes, people would say, “What do you think you’re doing?” But that just meant “Stop”. They didn’t actually wanna know my thought process.
5s: And I said “No”. Y’know, like a liar.
Echo: When I'm walking down the street I don't think anybody goes, 'Hey look at that man', they're just like 'Woah, that tall child looks terrible'.
Kix: For those of you who don't know what it is, blackout drinking is when your brain goes to sleep, but your body gets all 'Eye of the Tiger' and soldiers on.
Tup: Late at night, on the street, women will see me as a threat. That is funny, yeah! It's kind of flattering in its own way, but at the same time, it's weird because, like, I'm still afraid of being kidnapped.
Dogma: I was just shiny and dumb and easy to trick.
Appo: I WAS OVER ON THE BENCH
Cody: THAT’S LIFE!
Waxer: Ooh, ducklings!
Boil: Just because you’re accurate doesn’t mean you’re interesting.
Wolffe: I’ll keep all of my emotions right here. And then one day, I’ll die.
Bly: Now I get to say, 'my wife' which is very exciting. It has a lot of power to it. It's fun to say 'my wife'. I'm looking forward to saying it a lot. 'Get away from my wife!' 'No one talk to my wife!' 'I didn't kill my wife!'.
Gree: You can't always see both sides of the story. Eventually, you have to pick a side and stick with it. No more equivocating. You have to commit.
Ponds: My dad general is and was very funny and had a really dry sense of humor, which, as a kid shiny, seemed un-fun. But in retrospect, it's kind of hilarious.
Fox: Do all my friends hate me or do I just need to go to sleep?
Thorn: Hey, want me to kill that guy for you?
Stone: STREET SMARTS (He weaponized Jar Jar Binks’ klutziness. Stone was a genius.)
Thire: I like when things are crazy. Something good comes out of exhaustion.
Hound: Why do people shush animals? They go, “shhh, hey, shhh”. They haven’t spoken~ (He shushes Grizzer and if he denies it he’s lying.)
Rex: So let’s go over this one more time.
Cody: If something breaks?
Echo: We try to fix it before General Kenobi finds out!
Rex: Right! And if it doesn’t work?
Fives: We blame it on Skywalker!
Fives: there are these spiders at the lake that look like they could eat a bird. They look mean, like, they'd say mean things about your mom
Tup: I don't have a mom
Fives: sure you do, Rex is your mom
Fives: Oh no, 'Fives' in B flat.
Fives: You're disappointed.
Hai!!! Could I possibly request prompt #10 “I love you, okay? I love you!” with Fives please? Thank you so much!!! <3
I know I leave them as sort of cliff hangars but I sort of want you guys to make up what happens next :)
Warnings: Argument, Fives almost cries (im sorry for that. Don’t worry you guys still kiss if that’s what you want. So it’s not completely angsty? Maybe?)
Word Count: 281
Prompt 10: “I love you, okay? I love you!”
“You bastard!” You ran after Fives as soon as you were able to leave the medbay.
“Oh Y/N, I’m glad to see if you’re-”
You didn’t let him finish as you slapped him across the face, causing him to hold his cheek.
“What was that for?!” He yelled.
“For not letting me to complete the mission dumbass. We were this close to taking over the planet but you decided to pull me and the rest of the battalion back!”
‘If it wasn’t for me, you would’ve died!” his voice wavered.
“That’s a risk I’m willing to take. I know the consequences. It’s all for the Republic. Honestly, how are you not reprimanded right now, let alone cleaning duty?!”
“Perhaps General Skywalker and Commander Tano value your life more than a planet.”
“I never want to talk to you again. Just why? Why would you do that?” you pushed past him. Those words replayed in Fives head over and over again, and it hurt. It hurt more than he would admit, and he couldn’t stop the words that were coming up out of his mouth.
“Because I love you okay? I love you!” Fives voice shouted, causing you to stop in your tracks, feeling all the heat from the argument wash away.
“What?” you whipped around, surprised to see tears in Fives eyes.
“Uhm, nevermind...” he started to walk away but you marched after him before pushing him against the wall.
“Say that again,” you ordered, wanting to make sure you heard him correctly.
“I, um, I love you.”
You didn’t waste any more time before you crashed your lips against his, not caring if anyone saw you two in the corridor.
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My Clone Headcanon #3
Clones numbers are actually quite long - and what they use is a shortened form
They actually have 16 digit numbers, not unlike credit cards
For example, maybe Five’s number could actually be CT-5555-6565-5551-5555
They just use the last 4-digits of their number hence Five’s ‘official’ number is CT-5555
Because, think about it - if clones only had numbers with only 4-6 digits as their official designation, that means within millions of clones there are at least 100 others that share the same number
That means 100 more Five’s
(And Rex doesn’t deserve that)
Kaminoans probably assign them a 16 digit number (giving them trillions of numbers to work with)
The start of numbers might have to do with batch numbers, cloning dates, etc. etc.
And if two clones have the same last four digits within a battalion they can use the last 6 instead - or the first four
Might explain why Echo’s number ‘changed’ - maybe his full number contains both 21-0408 and 1409
Maybe his number ended with 21-0408, but it starts with 1409
Maybe he was trying to say his full number during that one season 7 episode...
Also imagine commanders getting very angry at a trooper and using their full number and name like an angry mother using middle names
Anyway... just my thoughts after realizing that millions of clones having 4-6 digit numbers was a clerical nightmare to deal with...
... So in conclusion, clones are like credit cards. Or something.
I have all my fingers
The knife goes chop chop chop
If I miss the spaces in-between my fingers will come off (...)
The knife song by Rusty Cage
I think that "the regs were hostile towards clone force 99" is one of the biggest misinterpretation and disservice Filoni's LucasArts has ever done to CLONES as a whole.
I know WHY it was done - to make Clone Force 99 more edgier/broodier than it was necessary - but the way they went about it was from totally wrong angle!
What I believe Filoni's LucasArts was trying to say was: Clone Force 99 were suppose to be outliers, but not in outcast or outsider sense of that word. The only reason why Kix and Jesse could be wary of The Batch was their 100% success rate... and the last time they worked with someone with a high score... Umbara happened.
In TCWs7 arc, when Cody proposed to Rex to ask for CF99's help to save Echo, he wasn't disgusted to have to speak to Hunter. There was no resentment between Cody and Hunter when they shook hands or The Bad Batch, Rex, Jesse and Kix during missions (except altercation Crosshair instigated). Furthermore in unfinished reels Clone Force 99 got medals at the end of their mission. As they were decorated, "regs" cheered in recognition of their achievement. Not to mention it also nullifies 99's arc, a clone that many fans love and adore to this day, as he was the OG lesson about bravery, brotherhood and accepting differences.
The Bad Batch's relationship with "regs" should be a harmless (except possible few wounded egos) never-ending pissing contest with dash of heightened self-importance on Clone Force 99's side (as they are *NOT* like the other clones): claiming "the best score" at the shooting range, arm wrestling competitions even literal pissing contests... or whatever people at military do to prove they are better than others.
But what Filoni's LucasArts end up making is a hot-take on bunch of high-school cliques cosplaying as military... and I'm salty about it.
HEADCANON: Crosshair is the knife game champion not only in GAR but also Empire.
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EDIT: WHY NO-ONE TOLD ME, THAT CROSSHAIR IS MISSING HIS TATTOO!
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haha balloon titties
LETS HEAR IT FOR MEN! littol expression requests
Inquisitor Fives is back baby >:) With more insanity and heels to give him that extra drama flare uwu
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Fives is in time out for the next 2 asks.
(OH NO I FORGOT O DRAW HIS WINGS IN THE FIRST SLIDE UHFIUSHFIUHRUIASHRFIURA)
Clones Appreciation Week Day 6: Favorite Arc
“You ever hear the one about the people engineered to kill, engineered to kill their best friends, their leaders, and they don't even know it?”
[Image ID: A grayscale digital portrait of Star Wars: The Clone Wars character ARC Trooper Fives. He is pictured from the chest up and is slightly off center of the canvas. He is facing downward, with his eyes close. A single tear is running down the right side of his face. End ID]
Tup: What would happen if I put a spider in Jesse's helmet when he's gone?
Kix: Don't do that
Echo: You'll be courtmartialed or whatever majiggie is called idk
Dogma: ohohoho do do that!
Rex: You've been spending too much time with Fives
Cody: I hate my life
Fives, from the darkness: shrink-wrapped ham.
Echo, frightened: what??
Fives: that's you. All wrapped up in your blanket like that. Shrink-wrapped ham.