I think it's critical for you to know how much Cubguy takes residence in my head, entirely rent free 😭. In theory it's such a simple concept (in a /pos way), but you wrote it so well that I've been cracking tf up for weeks, and all of my friends have heard about it (and are eagerly awaiting Cubguy's villainous return 💀)
he also lives in my brain at all times. I don’t know when he’s coming back but . he is coming back. I have never been so amused by one of my own creations. I think it would have been cool if cub showed up at the charity event and ruined everyone’s life as cubguy
My favorite genre of hermits is: abnormally normal.
Joe Hills who is by any means incredibly just a dude™(human), but is so abnormal about it people think he must be something else.
Cubfan that's not human at all, but is such a normal dude about it you kinda miss it.
And then there's Mumbo. He's incredibly human at all times and doesn't act particularly odd about it... but in situations he should not be normal at all. (e.g. exposure to radioactive and/or toxic substances - no reaction whatsoever)
Mumscarian fic in which Scar keeps dodging increasingly obvious proposals from Mumbo and Grian because he thinks their relationship has been going for far too long for him to admit at that point that he married Cub years ago for tax fraud purposes
Tang Tang...Little Tangy
ft. Scar, Cub, Etho, Jevin, and Tango
Scar: I once thought Tang Tang said that that door in the kneeling room was broken. Did he fix that? Maybe I might be imagining things.
Cub: Tang Tang. That's what we're calling him now? All right.
Scar: Ha, Tang Tang? I don't know. This is my delirious thoughts right now just calling him Tang Tang.
Etho: Tang Tang ^^ I could get used to that.
Jev: Poor little Tang Tang.
Tango: That is not Dungeon Master approved.
(all laugh)
Scar: And the man arrives!
[...]
Etho: We could call him Little Tangy.
(scar and etho laugh)
Scar: You're gonna get one less shard, Etho.
Etho: (laughs) Regardless.
Tango: It's gonna be eight less.