#cuckoo if you will

[smal1etho]

no way.

NO FUCKING WAY EVERYONE IS TEASING EMPIRES AND ANOTHER SEASON OF LAST LIFE/3RD LIFE. AND WITH EVERYONE DOING SO MUCH LORE STUFF WITH HERMITCRAFT 9?? WHAT THE FUCKFLFLCLK WHAT THE FUCK

#mcyt #scott smajor #last life #3rd life #empires smp #dangthatsalongname #last life smp #3rd life smp #scott major #mcytblr #hermitcraft #hermitcraft 9 #im going bonkers #cuckoo if you will

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Okay, yall know the drill by now

1. The bats all find out that Bruce has another son out there somewhere and Damian goes missing. The bats panic thinking Damian is planning to murder his new little brother, only when they track him down they find him playing Volleyball with this kid who looks a lot like Bruce who is excitedly explaining all the rules and player positions to Damian.

When Dami spots them he smirks. The bats all simultaneously realized Damian wasn't here to murder Danny, he was here to get a head start on being the "Favorite Sibling"

2. While he was out exploring different dimensions/ universes Danny managed to somehow gain the attention of the Justice League who then proceeded to track him down to Amity Park in his home dimension.

They keep trying to make things in Phantoms world better in hopes that this will make him trust them and he'll come out and introduce himself. The way they saw it was that this kid needed a mentor and community with other heroes around his own age to help him learn and cope with the struggles of hero life.

Jokes on them. Danny never wanted to be a hero and with the JL taking care of everything in a professional and humane way Danny saw no reason to keep turning into Phantom.

Batman, who was onto him, didn't like that Phantom wasn't asking for help but didn't want to take away this kids chance for a normal life.

3. Ace a/b/o au where danny finds himself in Gotham right before his heat hits. Panicking, he steals a whole bunch of blankets and supplies as Phantom and builds his nest in an unused apartment.

The bats track him down and Red Robin bursts in through a window. Danny freaks out and accuses RR of being a perv for breaking into an Omegas nest so close to heat. RR asks a few questions, mainly "Whats an Omega?" And "What did you mean by heat?"

He then gets a big whiff of heat pheromones and is promptly (and literally) thrown out. He later goes into rut despite being on suppressants that should have made this impossible.

Damian breaks in thinking that since he hadn't presented yet he would be fine. Hes kinda right. Danny immediately bombarded him with soft blankets and aggressively scenting him with, Home, Family, Pack, My child

Damian got adopted right then and there.

Damian can't say he really minds. Being accepted and loved by his friends and family is one of his biggest insecurities and its so tempting to indulge.

4. Danny begins haunting the Waynes and/or the Bats for a major perceived slight against him. This goes on for quite a while before it stops suddenly after the bats unintentionally made Phantom a grave without thier knowledge.

Danny thought they were apologizing and accepted the grave.

For the bats it was like this person/entity was tormenting them and then it suddenly just stopped. They are very confused.

Constantine/Zatana have no answers because by the time they got there it was already over.

5. Danny learned how to shape-shift and is using that power to just mess with people.

He appeared as a Yiga clan foot soldier (from breath of the wild) and fought a very baffled Red Robin, Pepsiman who just throws Pepsi at people, Roadrunner from Loony Toons to mess with the Flash fam, ect.

All was well and good until he was back in Gotham and saw the little sword Robin in a stand off with someone. Danny purposely landed on Robins shoulder as a tiny little bird, knowing that it would make the animal loving vigilantes day (night?) and ignored the humans surprise and the chatter from the heros opponent.

This turned out to be a mistake as Danny found his left wing run through with a throwing knife and Danny screamed. Naturally his scream sounded inhuman but also sounded nothing like a bird. In an instant all Danny could see was green as he launched himself at his assailant.

#fanfiction prompts #prompts #dpxdc #dcxdp #batman #tim drake #red robin #yum #robin #danny fenton #danny phantom #whoever the bad guy is in number five is getting the cuckoo treatment from legend of zelda #if you know you know

[meduseld]

Because Franklin's funeral and Crozier's drunken eulogy is so eyes emoji I think it gets lost in the shuffle that it completely replaces any sort of memorial for Gore (his name being literally crossed out! no honors or prayers for him! no burial either but that's on the Tuunbaq) despite the fact that it is one of the most succint summaries of the show's themes, namely, Colonialism Bad and Supplanting of Identity.

Like Sir John, Thee Avatar of Empire, takes the very funeral honors and, in Victorian Society, the only chance Gore's immortal soul has of being at peace, because despite him liking Gore very much he still takes and takes and takes because of the corrosive hierarchy they cling to when it will be their ruin. And there's the very literal taking of his name and ceremony over, in the way individual identities and even personhood are eroded, stolen and warped beyond recognition over the course of the show until they are Gone and even Crozier is quite Dead, figuratively, because only Aglooka remains.

#SCREAMING #this show makes me cuckoo bananas #Dave K what did you put in it Dave K I am in your walls #graham gore #sir john franklin #the terror 2018 #the terror amc #i have a lot of feelings on gore being the sacrificial lamb and portent of oncoming doom #They crossed out his Fucking Name are you kidding me?! Our bright brother until inconvenient

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

Dick stumbles upon Jason while he’s at his most deranged and sawing heads off people to stuff them into a duffle bag and deliver it gift wrapped to the GCPD.

Dick is sick to his stomach. How can one person be capable of something so atrocious and laugh while doing it!? He needs to get back to the cave. He needs to warn Batman and Robin. This new player isn’t just dangerous, he’s evidently trying to rival his namesake in blood and violence alone and he’s succeeding.

(If Dick hadn’t been too busy keeping his late dinner inside his stomach, he may have noticed the warning creaks of the support beam.

As it is, the chains holding the beam in place snap and Dick goes down. Tumbling straight into the gory mess giving himself a concussion to boot at the Red Hood’s feet.

Shit.)

#Jason is a bit maniacal #and still riding a Lazarus pit high #but then Nightwing pretty much falls from the ceiling #and Jason says #free real estate #he didn’t plan on this happening but there’s no better way to rule up Bruce than to kidnap his favorite bird right? #after all #the Original Boy Wonder #is so much better to have at his mercy than just the little cuckoo bird #Bruce is sure to do anything to get him back #Jason will have his revenge #one way or another #dick didn’t exactly treat him WELL when he was alive #so you know what they say about two birds and one stone #sadly he did NOT plan on Dick being so depressive and mopey and lowkey burnt out #Jason’s mother hen instincts are coming through strong and he doesn’t like it #the pit’s got no chance #jason todd #batfamily #batfam #dick grayson #robin #red hood #Nightwing #dick and Jason #bruce wayne #tim drake #prompts #fic #angst

[xccentriktigress]

If you grew up with Goosebumps, do yourself a favor and go check out the new Goosebumps series. Because it has an overarching narrative it's very different, but I'm kind of in love with it.

This show has everything.

- Classic Goosebumps stories retold with care

- Justin Long doing the absolute most. I had no idea he had so much physical comedy in him

- Trans actors playing canonically, openly, on screen gay characters

- Hardcore 90s grunge nostalgia

- Plausible villains with plans that make sense, even if they involve ritual sacrifice

- Quickly resolved love triangles

- Goo that smells like watermelon Jolly Ranchers

And so much more. Honestly, if you like campy horror-lite nonsense go find this. It's on Disney and Hulu (or probably your preferred port of call 🏴‍☠️) and it's really fun.

#goosebumps 2023 #isa briones #miles mckenna #zack morris #ana yi puig #will price #goosebumps #horror comedy #disney+ #hulu #if you like #riverdale #you'll probably like this #rob letterman #rl stine #goosebumps show #goosebumps series #say cheese and die #the haunted mask #cuckoo clock of doom #go eat worms #reader beware #night of the living dummy #slappy the dummy #goosebumps slappy #give yourself goosebumps #you can't scare me #one day at horrorland #welcome to horrorland #justin long

[spacerockband]

breaking good 👍

#sorry i cant stop making cursed shit for this show. i think its out of my system now <-(guy who is lying) #breaking bad #brba #brba fanart #jesse pinkman #walter white #skyler white #breaking bad memes #warrior cats #suicide mention #drug mention #ask to tag #fan art #art tag #comic #comics #COMPLETE tonal shift after my last comic. if you just followed me for the cuckoo... hi guys... i have better comics im working on i prommy

[haveyouseenthismovie-poll]

#movies #polls #one flew over the cuckoo's nest #one flew over the cuckoos nest #70s movies #miloš forman #milos forman #jack nicholson #brad dourif #have you seen this movie poll

[basilone]

MASTERS OF THE AIR as told through stills (01/∞)

#masters of the air #mota #motaedit #mastersoftheairedit #basilcreations #motaepstills #aka the shots that make this creator go cuckoo bananas #can you believe this is only from the first ep?? #mota you delicious show to color and create for #also by picking stills I can grab the scenes that happen too fast to gif

[thelaurenshippen]

I know we love the “you only get two” triangles, but idk that I’ve seen one that is, like, the grand theory of fandom, like, you know—

you only get two. do you see my vision?

#fandom #fanfic #like #i stay out of fandom discourse #but I still SEE it #and every big fandom I’ve ever been in….woof #amazing all you can eat buffet of fic #and some cuckoo bananas hot takes #whereas the fandoms I’m active in #tiny #very kind and low drama #and also the epitome of #I have to do everything myself around here #also I’m SURE someone has done exactly this #I’m positive this is not a new thought #but me and a friend are just texting about this thing right now and I had to do it for my own sanity 😂

[51nn0n]

Yeah okay

#51nn0n art #doctor who #classic doctor who #third doctor #the master #thoschei #threegado #hope you all know that I titled this file ‘mind of evil more like mind of gay’ #I think myself so funny #BTW BEEN GO ABSOLUTELY CUCKOO BANANAS WATCHIN THE THIRD DOCTORS SEASONS

[mayuurx]

OC x HMS Shenanigans part 1(?). There's no context.

#art #digital art #chonny jash #chonnys charming chaos compendium #oc james #oc cuckoo #oc #based on dumb idea i talked with frend #daniel you should've stopped me #j4f dont take this sht seriously

[aarghone]

SHE ACTUALLY NEVER LOSES

#qsmp #qsmp juanaflippa #qsmp codeflippa #LETSGOOOO #flippa dance >:D #mi huevita de código #my favorite lil egg <3 <3 #flippa round 4 here we go >:)) #love her lil cuckoo bird shenanigans <3 #tw flashing #tw gun #im sure she only gave him normal toast because he never finished explaining the recipe for avocado toast yep #when charlie said he wouldnt leave again do you think he was thinking about when he left her for exile and came back to a world without her #hmm hmmm #cant believe we live in a world where we get more juanaflippa content #truly blessed #my art #animation

[akurui-shizen7]

Luke: Good morning.

[MC]: Good morning.

Simeon: Good morning.

Solomon: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Thirteen: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

#obey me incorrect quotes #obmswd incorrect quotes #obey me shitpost #obey me memes #obey me crack #obey me funny #obey me purgatory hall #luke obey me #simeon obey me #solomon obey me #thirteen obey me #obey me mc #obey me sheep mc #obey me x reader #obey me x gender neutral reader #obey me x you #obey me x mc #jesus fucking cuckoo's nest

[trinitywc]

I dont have any exact scene in mind to see drawn but I would personally like to see Pine and Hound interaction scenes and Pine and Cuckoo ones if youre still looking for suggestions?

you're a good cat

#thank you!!! i also have pine and cuckoo things sketched.... #warrior cats #warrior cats ocs #oc : pinefrost #oc : houndpelt #the endless winter

[thatonecatcat]

so like, i got into the sonic fandom as a rookie enjoyer from watching sonic prime bc why not? and i need to make an announcement

these two are definitely exes but were never in a relationship

#im shipping trash so correct me if im just like #going cuckoo #arent they being shipped?? lmao #imagine being craig martin and seeing the protagonist and the villian you wrote being headcannoned as homosexuals #sonic the hedgehog #sonic prime #sonic #sonic shadow #shadow sonic #sonadow

[infiniterupees]

I think Legend has a gambling problem

#lu legend #linked universe #he is the source of all the bets #him vs wars re: times wife #bag of rupees for anyone willing to hold the cuckoos #200 rupees if four can free his shield from the likelike #if you wanna get deeper about it is seems lile a good way of interacting with the group without getting close #hes uses bets as barriers to keep himself in opposition to the others while maintaining a facade of playful camraderie