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kabukipopink · 3 months
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Airplane is bragging too much on the forums about how he's dating his biggest hater, Peerless Cucumber.
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nibbelraz · 9 months
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Fellas is it gay to kiss your fellow transmigration bro on the mouth with tongue?
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Who wants to bet Peerless Cucumber has an entire fan base within the pidw’s fandom? Potentially even bringing in a portion of pidw’s readers who just want to enjoy shen yuan just loosing it in the comments.
Like sure, some of the fandom’s definitely there for the toxic masculinity and papapa, but I guarantee you there’s an entire section dedicated to gleefully watching the fandom sewer rat being feral.
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rubenzahl · 1 month
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a certified sqh moment
[ID: Digital art of Shang Qinghua from Scum Villain. He has his eyes closed in a forlorn expression, seeming to sigh as he says, "I should be @ the club". From off screen, Shen Qingqiu says, "You're 80 fucking 6 bro". /end ID]
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Shang Qinghua: Hey Cucumber Bro would you slap your best friend in the face for a million gold?
Shen Qingqiu: I would punch you in the face for free.
Shang Qinghua, on the verge of tears: I’m your best friend?!
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shrimpchipsss · 21 days
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cucumber bro gets her egg cracked
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ink-blot-thoughts · 1 year
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"Cucumber-bro and Airplane-bro would make a good couple-"
False. They're both morons. They would never acknowledge they are together. They would make a good "We got married drunk as a joke and take long romantic walks together and kiss each other on the mouth but no homo just as bros haha" pair and that's it.
Someone asks if they're married and one says "Yes" while the other says "Oh we're just bros", and they both look at each other and then switch answers.
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ewe-why · 1 year
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And done! This two will be on the redbubble shop soon!
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ineffectualdemon · 8 months
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Shen Yuan had a boyfriend when he was like 16 that he still doesn't know is his ex because he never realised they were dating
They didn't kiss or touch each other that way but they did jack off together a couple of times
Shen Yuan just thought this was a totally normal friend bonding
But like the other guy definitely thought they were dating because he literally asked Shen Yuan out and even told a few people after the fact
They had a break up and everything but Shen Yuan thought they were talking about something completely different
And yeah of course that dude was Airplane and this all eventually comes out
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fanfictionroxs · 1 year
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airplane is dying to recreate this scene except he really might die for realsies at the hands of his son so his wish remains unfulfilled (cucumber-bro would tell him to do it for the memes while mobei would grunt in confusion, but no one will offer protection from luke binghe).. poor poor author god
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idonutcareforyou · 17 days
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The bond that Cucumber bro and Airplane bro have ……, they hated each other over the internet so much that they were actively cursing each others name while they died. To end up in a world stuck with each other and two InSane husbands? The system is obviously some kind of purgatory, where they torture each other and are each others only true confidante. They literally killed each other and are now best friends in the after life
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piosplayhouse · 1 year
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Who else is up cumming their planes
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Concept: after Shang Qinghua lost his original draft, he said fuck it and wrote progressively worse and worse gibberish content for Proud Immortal Demon Way just to enjoy watching his favorite anti-fan, Peerless Cucumber, loose his shit.
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rubenzahl · 2 months
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Z ziomem Ogórkiem. Nie żyje od 2 lat. Ogórek byłeś kawalem chuja.
Eng: With my bro Cucumber. He's been dead for two years. Cucumber you were a piece of shit.
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Shang Qinghua: I swear to fuck if you keep nagging at me, I WILL kill off your favorite character in my next novel!
Shen Yuan: You. Wouldn’t. Dare.
Shang Qinghua: The hand that yeetith can just as easily yoinkith away, bitch.
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curlybinghe · 6 months
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adore cumplane dynamic because "meeting the guy whose literal last breath was used for bitterly cursing him and his life's work and immediately becoming Weird Besties due to their shared Weird Situation" was definitely not on shang qinghua's transmigration bingo card
nor was "getting enthusiastically beat up by said guy once an hour before he reigns himself in and they proceed to have a genuinely enjoyable conversation". however, with peerless cucumber's track record of extremely eloquent, witty and well-contemplated vicious critique, he supposes that's par for the course.
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