#cultens

[greekceltic]

Snippets from a roleplay with Christoph and Vash. I don't really know what to do with a canon character long term but it's something fun and different to write in bursts.

Themascura:

When Christoph said 'You're staying' it had been with the air of someone predicting the future, less of someone giving an order- but when it came down to it he really meant it the same way. You have been branded an orphan. You are mine now, by laws of finders keepers. He hadn't gone out this way intending to gather a gaggle of grown ass children but that seemed to be what this trip was amounting to.

That was fine by Christoph. He sure wasn't going to complain.

Vash turned out to be one of those agreeable types. Too agreeable for his own good. He hadn't even TRIED to run and that was doing Christoph a mild concern. He'd added it to his to-do list of things each 'kid' needed a little... encouragement with. Baby boy needed help with his spine. It was kind of limp.

I can't help but think-

"No." Bo argued, one of the few things he'd said since they'd gathered up their things and left the tavern in pursuit of Jacky, "Culten."

His accent was getting better, but some of his words were still jumbled. Especially the ones that were brand new to his vocabulary. What was more upsetting was the way he watched. Everything. Intensely. As if they were all bugs under a magnifying glass and he was two seconds away from refracting a sunbeam in their direction.

"Relax buddy, I promise we're not stealing anyone who doesn't need stealing." Christoph assured him with a broad smile that only partially hid his fangs, "Like you!"

"People need people, Snowball. Bug loves us, she just doesn't know it yet. She’s already starting to come around." He continued with supreme confidence, "And there are no laws here. Can't have crimes if there's no laws." That last part was a joke.

GreekCeltic: "There's a word for situations like this. Starts with an S." Ends with syndrome. He looked at Bo- culten might be right -but his eyes bounced swiftly back to Chris before they could get sunburned. Vash stared at him over his bag. Sometimes the light caught his glasses and blanked out his eyes. It made him look critical, but they were childlike with concern behind the frame. You have to hear yourself. He had to hear the things that came out of his mouth.

"I get it. Kidnap for her own good, right?" KIDDING. There was a soft air of laughter in his voice that was earnest but knocking elbows with unease because he sensed he was about to become an accomplice. Please correct me. He could only laugh about it because the only crime he could prove was a crime of annoyance. Nobody was actually getting kidnapped.

His laugh tapered. ".. I don't need stealing…"

#greekrps #vash #christoph

[therulerofallpotatos]

Tag Game: Top Ten Comfort Films

Tagged by: @chaoticstupiddm, @realmermaid333, @chinita-inzunza, and @gardenoblues

Alright. on the top of my head and in no particular order

1. R.I.P.D.

2. The Heat

3. Stardust

4. Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters

5. Sing

6. The Saw movies

7. Knights of Badassdom

8. Black Friday

9. The Riddick Chronicles (minus the last one. the last one was a lazy ass insult to a beautiful trilogy)

10. Final Destination series

Tagging: @suchaladyy, @ravennevermore13, @comfyisatylerapologist, @cosmic-lullaby, @cultens, @childotkw, @udunie, @graciebirdie, @sissytobitch10seconds

#I've watched all of these a billion times and i'll watch them a billion more

[333chinczyk333]

Intruz x Obserwator - Manekin (prod. Culten)

#Youtube

[gaelleikwileenschelpzijn]

Archeologie interesseert mij eigenlijk niet, alleen de juwelen.

Of als het iets te maken heeft met Het Haar,

De vrouwen-cultussen,

Mythes,

Culten,

Het zijn mannendingen.

Egypte en Griekenland wel,

De andere dingen zijn fases,

Of episodes,

Want cultussen zijn mij,

Ik ben een mystiek wezen.

[jasperwhitlockk]

LNC: Alice Cullen Edition {+}

#alice cullen #alice cullen edit #alice cullen gif #ashley greene #twilight #twilight edit #twilight gif #twilight revival #twilight renaissance #cultens #jfu #wolfpack #lnc #mine

[haletwinsstan]

i KNOW i need to stop making memes about a cult war im not involved in but this is the Mood

#i have never been this confused and exhilarated in my entire life #breaking dawn who #it escalated SO quickly #i stan this entire fandom were all fucking idiots #twilight revival #twilight renaissance #twilight #twilight meme #broturi #cultens #culten #twilight cult

[cultens]

me at 3am just lying in bed and staring at the ceiling for absolutely no reason

#cultens #twilight #twilight revival #twilight saga #cullen clan #eternalcullens

[werechads]

everyone else in the twilight fandom: hey can you explain what a twilight cult is?

broturi, cultens, werechads:

#broturi #cultens #werechads #twilight cults #the unholy trinity #i've been working on this since noon r.i.p #shitpost

[waltzingwithbenedict]

The rivalry is heating up @broturi

#cultens #broturi #team switzerland

[phil-dwyer-stan-account]

Me: pretending I didn’t encourage twilight cults to fight over me for attention

@broturi @cultens

#twilight #the twilight saga #broturi #cultens #twilight renaissance #twilight revival #robert pattinson #twilight meme #twilight shit post #mine

[cringeytwilightsideblog]

How Bella really got impregnated with Resume the demon baby (among other things)

Somebody at school had thought mean things about Edward Cullen’s khaki vest and he was just about ready to kill himself. The problem was that the only way to do that was to provoke the volturi and Esme had recently created a ‘provoking the volturi’ jar where you had to put a dollar for symbolism each time but also roam around the woods with Emmett singing the soundtrack from ‘Mamma Mia!’ which to say the least was an interesting experience.

Luckily, Edward had the next-best thing to killing himself, which was the Crying Closet™! Here, nestled among his 50 pairs of khaki pants, Edward was free to lie curled up on his side listening to Clair De Lune on repeat for 4 days straight.

The only problem with this is that his entire body had fallen asleep. Vampires don’t have blood, but they do canonically have venom that circulates like blood, and since they don’t have a heart, they have to move around to get that venom pumping. Edward hadn’t moved in 4 days.

He staggered down the stairs to the laundry room, set the dryer on tumble dry low, and hopped in. That felt better! He was spun around and around for about half an hour until he could feel the venom in him swishing around. His legs were feeling a little less weird now.

“Hey.” said Emmett, interrupting his reverie. “Mom says it’s my turn in the dryer!”

Edward glared at him and continued vibing.

“She said it’s my turn! Get out!”

Edward sighed, burdened with the knowledge that Emmett needed to get the venom flowing for a far different reason. This, readers, is how Edward managed to impregnate Bella, by the way. While she was shaving her legs and stuff, he did a quick cycle in the dryer to warm things up and get the blood pumping. Well, venom. You get the idea.

After Emmett had been standing outside for a few minutes, Edward realized the only reason he hadn’t yeeted him out of the dryer a while ago was because he had promised Bella he would stop bullying her husband after the Incident with the spatula last week. He grinned, knowing he could stay in the dryer as long as he wanted and Emmett couldn’t do anything. The last time he broke a promise with Bella she stole his hydroflask and threw it off mount rushmore. That had been a fun day.

@masencullen 

#TW khaki #twilight #edward cullen #resume cullen #tw resememeem #emmett cullen #cultens #fic

[bellas-lemonade-cap]

My favorite thing about the Twilight Renaissance is that I sleep for 8 hours and wake up to find that 2 (@truckult and @cultens)more cults have formed. We love it.

#twilight revival #broturi #truckult #cultens

[saturnsupremacy]

Hello friend. If I can join the Cultens I’ll show you my accidental twilight tattoo. I know. A hard bargain has been driven.

You drive a hard bargain but I’ll take it

I’ll add you to the blog the invite should pop up in your email

#cultens

[rose-lily-hale]

i lose followers every time i post something negative about the cultens lololol

#except edward #rag on him all day every day! #also shoutout to who ever came up with cultens

[jasperwhitlockk]

Can we talk about how amazing the twilight saga soundtrack is? I don't think that we discus this enough.

I mean, I know that we have decode and supermassive black hole, or even a thousand years

but how about

𝓂ℯℯ𝓉 𝓂ℯ ℴ𝓃 𝓉𝒽ℯ ℯ𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓃ℴ𝓍

𝒏𝒆𝒖𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒏 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓 𝒄𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒊𝒐𝒏

𝖎 𝖈𝖆𝖚𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖒𝖞𝖘𝖊𝖑𝖋

or ℯ𝒸𝓁𝒾𝓅𝓈ℯ (𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓎ℴ𝓊𝓇𝓈) and ℯ𝓃𝒹𝓉𝒶𝓅ℯ𝓈 and 𝚎𝚢𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚗 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚎

We need to talk about this!!!! ◉_◉

#twilight #twilight renaissance #twilight revival #twilight soundtrack #cultens #wolfpack #jfu #mine

[volturian]

At this point I’m just waiting for the new Buzzfeed article about the cult wars that souly only features the @phil-dwyer-stan-account memes for playing the devils advocate and trying to join both

#buzzfeed leave us alone #broturi #cultens im sorry but i can not support you #i am loyal to the broturi as a sideliner #im a witness