#cumblast

[definitely-ellie]

t4t head bonk literally cumblast

[420technoblazeit]

if i were to add a new enchantment to minecratf it would be cumblast fountain guess what it does

#the pig squeals #minecraft #u have to like htis post legally it's my birthday

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

shooting a huge cumblast will CHANGE YOUR LIFE

[frogmood]

I’m convinced they’ve got the same people who advertise porn doing the titles of some of these youtube rain videos cause they’re always like “You Won’t Last 3 MINUTES | EXTREME HEAVY RAIN Fall Asleep INSTANTLY | Calm Sounds For Sleep | MEGA HURRICANE CUMBLAST”

#rain #I legit saw one recently that was called like “’DEADLY HURRICANE SOUNDS Fall Asleep Instantly’ #and I’m like dog I don’t think I would fall asleep instantly if there was a deadly hurricane going on outside

[dapper-lil-arts]

kink rating: creampie

not impregnation, just creampies/cumming inside on its own

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

hell yeah cumblast!

[awoogawolf]

you always makes me cumblast <3

#asks

[inkher0]

Mind if I ask what you dislike about isekai anime? Is it about how some of them feel very fashy or something else?

God where do I even start

Repetitive. So repetitive, I could describe 20 different isekai by saying the exact same description. The only ones that have good ideas are parodies/meta commentary, and even then, they're just The Same Thing, But He's A Vending Machine

Creepy. The amount of just straight-up SA they have is genuinely disgusting. Sometimes, theres just literal rape. And what's the point? Oh, so some 14 year old boy can cumblast his screen. Oh and not even to mention the fact that they make the protag act like a helpless virgin because THEY KNOW IF HE DID THAT STUFF ON PURPOSE HE WOULD BE A BAD GUY. OR THEY JUST DONT EVEN HIDE IT, "oh no you see he's a good guy BECAUSE he raped her" literally die die die die die die die kill it with fire

THE GODDAMN. VIDEO GAME. MECHANICS. STOP. I'M BEGGING YOU TO STOP. IF YOU ARE WRITING A STORY RIGHT NOW AND YOURE THINKING "Oh I'll use video game magic" START THE FUCK OVER FROM SCRATCH. If I wanted to sit through a 30 minute TUTORIAL EPISODE then i'd PLAY A GODDAMN VIDEO GAME. I DONT FUCKING CARE ABOUT YOUR FINAL FANTASY AU, WRITE A REAL SYSTEM OF POWER.

And oh yeah, good point!! Surely, there's no Hidden Meaning to "an ubermensch conquers a land through the sheer force of his will and might, blessed by God with Superiority". Totally not a fascist wet dream at all!

Reading an isekai is like trudging through mud for a lost diamond. Sure, you may find that sparkly anime that's really good, but you had to wade through hip-deep shit to find it. It's all bad. It's all boring. It's all a soulless cash-grab that's selling you figurines and moba games. It's a scam with an animation budget. You deserve better

[kalianos]

Heeey tumblr. Why is there an advertisement for fairly odd parents porn?

Why is it advertising a Manga site? Why do I see a clearly malware site advertising Timmy turner eating out vicky's ass. Her getting cumblasted off her tits. With cosmo and Wanda as cats...making it happen!? Why?

Did I need to see that insanity tumblr mobile?

We can't have normal nsfw art in a weird grey area because "advertisers" but fake viral sites using porn of fairly odd parents is a-OK?

Hell I just saw another one of pokemon. Did you really let an advertiser who I swear is stealing this artwork...show a feralgiter dicking down a "mtf transformed human into a beezel"?

....days I wish this site made sense.

Like been seeing the weird fucked up AI CAN DO THIS nsfw ads constantly but this takes the cake.

#kalianos says a thing #shut up kali l #tumblr

[choptop-sawyer]

gotta stop reading horny tumblr text posts because if it's about domming someone I'm like "ah yes tank boy my silly little rabbit darling boy" and if it's about getting held down and cumblasted 5000 I'm like "ROGAL DORN???? Scream cry scream cry scream cry" despite the fact he's literally making the yippee creature face constantly and is imo the most repressed... but I cannot help it. I wanna be his African gray parrot. In conclusion it's embarrassing. Dies anybody know where to buy shrooms.

#notsfw

[bearhalsin]

[Verse 1]

Welcome to the cum zone

Only cum inside anime girls

Quivering clit, double jointed pussy

Fresh balls, elegant ejaculation

First the kiss, then the cum

[Pre-Chorus]

My dick is in love with pain

Co-op cock torture

Stuff my dick into a furnace

Stitch my cock shut

Pressure cook my greasy balls

Cumblast me and make it snappy

[Chorus]

Cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum

Cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum

Cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum

Cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum

[Post-Chorus]

What's all the cummotion?

My dad fell into a cum shaft

My dad glazed my face with cum

Fertilize a baby with hunk spunk

Cum spunk in my trunk

[Verse 2]

Cum craving toddler

Cum drippin' cunt

Cummy Rae Jepsen

Cum me maybe

Cummy bottom boy

Night of the living cum

Nefarious cum mastermind

Cum makes me fearless

[Bridge]

Cum crammer, cock slammer

Cum slammed ya mum

Mail your mums pieces of my dick

Bazinga!

Chug the cum, fug ya mum

Fuck my asshole full of cum

Three little words

Get fucked, nerd

[Outro]

Cum stuffer, jenkem huffer

Fuck my cum puddle

Bottom stuffer, semen huffer

Would love a gator to fuck me

Undercooked baby pig penises

Help my dogs get a huge boner

Water bong full of cat cum

Accidentally fucked my own ass

I barely had any dicks inside me

Who ate all my cum? A mystery

Cum detective hot on the trail

Bees make honey, I make cummy

Aster for the love of god shut the fuck up

#I will kick u out before u even move in I stg

[feferipeixes]

I miss living in England where people would just be like oi let's hang out alright, I live over in Knobcock, you can get there by riding the Cumblaster line, we'll watch Stephen Fry rip ass on the telly

#text post

[pandagirlballs]

need to figure out where to upload my cumblast video

[nesonkin]

COCK WORLD meets CumBlast 2000 in this innovative first-person shooter you HAVE TO play before the end of the world

#gaming journalism