☆ 10:51 pm ! miya osamu
miya osamu, who was originally supposed to be innocently holding you on the couch, bundled up in a blanket as you two watched whatever tv show you happened to put on, was now struggling behind you as you wiggled yourself onto his dick. don't get him wrong, he never had mischievous intentions to start with as you two agreed to rest on the couch. however, as you began to, not so subtlety, roll your hips back onto his crotch, he couldn't stand it any longer.
"baby...fuck, just stay still." osamu groaned, his strained deep voice came out. you planned this, oh so devilishly, as you knew the gray haired man couldn't resist you. "just trying to get comfortable, love." as much as osamu wanted to yell out "comfortable? bullshit.", he couldn't. you suggested that tonight you could try cockwarming and you absolutely promised that you would stay still. yet not even five minutes in, you began to roll your hips back and forth on your boyfriend's cock. the whimpers that fell out of osamu's mouth only urged you to continue. "baby..." though osamu's call was to warn you, it did nothing to stop the growing need in-between your thighs.
"you know what, fuck it." osamu pushed you under him as quick as he threw out his resolve. "let's see how long you can last with this attitude, now shall we?"
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back from the dead like Jesus Christ, lover of hope hater of rice
happy birthday whore
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Watching Bad's vod where q!Foolish, q!Cellbit and q!Baghera are trying to set up q!Bad with q!Forever, now with CC!Bad's comment about his character being oblivious in an aromatic way is great
The others talking about who to ship q!Bad with while he sits in his chair, the aromantic and skephalo flag slowly fading into the background because this man will not be with ANYONE unless it's Skeppy
And I love that about him. They're currently talking in metaphors and q!Bad is just "????? I don't understand" and I love him for it.
Foolish: we're talking about the emotions in your heart right now!
Bad: Diamonds are forever!
Either he did that on purpose or that's the best coincidence to ever happen
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Don’t ever let Booster pick out a disguise by himself (Based on that actual disguise he wore in BG vol 2..you know the one).
Don’t repost or use || likes and reblogs okay
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ive been takinf this STUPID fucking guy (affectionate) to school with me consistently for almost 2 whole school years now . im shooting for 3 .
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I actually only play this game for him. If Sampo wasn't in game I wouldn't have even touched the game and that's true
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I like him a normal amount.
Pls help this is one of my most extreme fixations ever and I don’t think it’s leaving anytime soon.
Oh and I don’t know if anyone remembers him but I was indeed friends with the Cartman shrine tiktoker
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guys I promise I’m still alive! I’ve just been nervous of posting here because I’m still self conscious of my writing HAHAHA
however keep ur eyes peeled for something to be posted by Sunday…
how we feel about a Leon Kennedy version of dating him and what Taylor Swift song it would be like?
(hint hint.)
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WHERE THE FUCK ARE ALL THE DISLYTE X READER INSERTS
IT'S LIKE I GOTTA WRITE THIS SHIT MYSELF, DAMN-
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Leo: “He has to answer the question, he has 30 seconds.”
John: “What question?”
Leo: “You see, you come to a fork in the road, two people are standing there. One is an angel that will always tell the truth, and one is a devil that will always lie. One road leads to life, one road leads to death. You have to ask one of them a question to determine the routes to life. You don't know which one you're asking, though. Well, what is the only question you can to ascertain the correct answer?”
Jamie: “I really don't mind if you take this one, sir. Not a problem.”
John: “Leo, don't do this.”
Leo: “10!”
Penny: “No, please don't!”
Birgitte: “If I was to ask the other one which way to go, what would they say? And then you do the opposite. Yes?”
John: “Yes?”
Leo: “That's that. It has to be him that to answer details. Details! Five!”
jamie: “Okay, if I was to ask the other one... which way to go what would they say. ( Beeping ) And then you do the opposite!”
Leo: “You're too late.”
John: “No, Jamie!”
~Midsomer Murders 20.02: Death of the Small Coppers
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