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#curriculum classes
apollos-boyfriend · 2 months
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you could reasonably teach like almost an entire curriculum solely employed by minecraft youtubers that used to be teachers and i think that's beautiful
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starcloud-nova · 1 year
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We’re in for it now, gang
ID: Bugs Bunny meme reading "I wish all people with upcoming AP Exams a very good luck"
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underratedmhapoll · 10 months
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Bonus Poll! - UA Teacher of the Year
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01tsubomi · 3 months
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cultural perspective being indispensible in media consumption but looking back i find it so funny that for years and years before teaching in japan i thought it was another suspension-of-disbelief surrealist kagepro thing that haruka and takane spent all their time in a homeroom class for just the two of them and now the maximum number of kids we've ever had in my special needs class is 3
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flashhwing · 8 days
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“uh duh I paid attention in history class, I got an A” skill issue. I slept through every single history class and still got an A
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starlitangels · 1 year
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Hand-to-Hand
Have some Albus and Faithful! Shoutout to @vampirelladarkness for the idea! Let’s say this takes place between Recovering and Unveiling True Honor, yeah? Cool? Sure? Great. 2.5k words (on the button!)
Disclaimer: I’ve done some training. It’s been a while since I did any sort of training. Some of the following information might be a little or a lot, I don’t know inaccurate.
Bang-bang-bang!
“Up and at ‘em, faithful!” Albus barked through the closed door. I jolted awake and practically fell out of my bunk from the motion. I groaned in protest and sat up properly.
“What do you want? I just went to sleep!” I complained, sliding out of my covers and pulling my long overcoat on over my nightdress. Rubbing sleep out of my eyes, I yanked the door open.
“Whoa. The bedhead!” Albus exclaimed sarcastically. But he was smiling like he’d just discovered the most delicious secret to hold over my head.
I scowled. “Shut up. What do you want?”
“Which one do you want?”
“Huh?”
“Do you want me to shut up or tell you what I want?”
I scoffed so hard I hurt my throat and rolled my eyes. “I’m going back to bed,” I grumbled, moving to lean back and slam my door shut.
Albus planted a hand on the door, holding it open before I could swing it shut. “No. No-no. You’re not going back to bed, princess,” he snapped. It had been a while since he called me that, and I glowered accordingly. “We have lapsed on your training. It’s time to fix that.” He gave me a smirk. That condescending one that pissed me off.
“I didn’t agree to training in the first place.”
“Too bad. Mission like this? You’re gonna need it. Come on. Get dressed and let’s go.” He took his hand off my door and folded his arms. His eyes swept me up and down, eyebrows raised expectantly. “Come on.”
“I’m not changing while you watch, moron,” I snapped before slamming the door in his face and locking it.
“Oh, come on!” he joked through it while I pulled my coat off and looked through the bag I brought to get off-world for a new set of clothes. “Might be fun!”
“Decidedly not,” I retorted as I changed from my nightdress to a new set of clothes. I fixed my bedhead and pulled the door open again. “Better?”
Albus narrowed his eyes, but I saw playful teasing in the way they twinkled. “Dunno. Training might be more effective if you just don’t wear anything—”
“Don’t finish that sentence,” I snapped, storming out of my room and stalking past him. I had no idea where he intended to “train,” so I took the familiar path to the bridge. Where, no doubt, Devlin would be tinkering away at something. I didn’t bother to check if Albus was following me or not.
“Oh come on, faithful, it was just a joke—” Albus complained before falling out of earshot as I turned a corner.
I went to the bridge and waved a greeting. “Morning, Devlin.”
“Good morning, sister. I trust you slept well?”
“As well as can be expected. If we survive this whole thing I’m gonna be so exhausted that I’ll pass out and sleep for like a full day straight,” I said.
“Mm. Perhaps,” Devlin said.
Albus stomped onto the bridge behind me. “Come on, faithful. Training time. Now,” he said.
Devlin raised a brow and looked between his brother and me. “Training?”
Albus beamed—sort of. It was more of a self-important smile. “Yeah. I’m teaching her to defend herself. This is a dangerous mission. At the very least the basics are useful.”
Devlin continued to look skeptical as his eyes held mine. “And... you’re alright with this, sister?”
I blinked a few times, trying to decide how to answer that. If I outright stated that Albus wasn’t giving me much choice, Devlin would pick a fight with Albus and they’d get into another argument. Which I didn’t want. I also didn’t particularly want to train with Albus this early after not sleeping much, but had to admit he was right that knowing a little more could be useful.
“I’m alright with it,” I decided.
“See? She’s fine,” Albus said. “Come on. Let’s go.”
“Ask nicely,” I snapped.
“Seriously?” he complained.
I raised my eyebrows, arms folded. Waiting.
He sighed. “Please?”
“There. Yes. Lead the way.”
Albus made a show of rolling his eyes before tromping off the bridge. I gave a brief wave to Devlin. “Good luck,” he said. “And, Albus!”
“What?”
“Mind your manners!”
A loud scoff was the only reply Albus gave. I followed him off the bridge.
He led me to a large, open area. What I imagined was probably a mess hall or otherwise common area when a ship like this was adequately staffed and furnished. He dropped his sword belt, blade included, to the ground and stretched. I eyed where he left his weapon skeptically. He’d given me a stick and used his sword the last time we did this. Why was he disregarding his weapon now?
I copied his stretches as best I could. “Why did you put your sword down?” I asked carefully.
“Because I’m not going to use it,” he said.
“Why? What are we training with, then?”
“Our hands.”
“I beg your pardon?”
Albus scoffed. “The day you beg is the day Hell freezes over,” he muttered. Louder, he continued, “It’s called hand-to-hand combat. Not my favorite way to fight but when you don’t have any weapons on you or easily in reach, it’s good to know.” His eyes swept me up and down. “Balance of probability is that you’re going to be smaller and lighter than anyone you go up against. I don’t know how to teach you to leverage that, but the more you can throw your opponent off balance or off his footing, the better off you’ll be.”
He finished stretching and took a step back, twisting so we were facing each other head-on. He spread his arms.
“Go on. Try to hit me. I’ll give you one freebie.”
I glared and balled my fists.
“No. No. Bad,” Albus said.
“What?” I demanded.
“You leave your thumb on the side of your hand like that and you’ll shatter the bone on impact.” He stepped closer and held both hands out toward one of mine. Reluctantly, I placed my fist in his hands. His hands were ridiculously warm—callused and rough. But gentler than I expected. He took my thumb and guided it in front of all my fingers. “Keep your fist like that. But don’t wrap your fingers around it or you’ll break it. Make sure your thumb stays on the outside and in front of your fingers, not to the side, got it?”
I nodded. “Got it.”
“Okay. Now. When you hit, make sure to strike with these two knuckles.” He tapped my forefinger and middle finger knuckles. “Because if you hit with these two—” His tapped my ring finger and pinky knuckles. “You will break them. Following so far?”
“Yup.”
“Good.” He cleared his throat and let go of my hands. “One thing to know, a punch is still going to hurt like hell. But if you do it right, you won’t break anything. A broken hand is no good to you in a fight.” He stepped back to square up opposite me again. “Try to hit me.” He inspected my fists again. “Go on. Give me your best shot.”
I swung.
He ducked out of the way, laughing. “Well, apart from the fact that you telegraphed your intentions about two weeks in advance for me to dodge, you had the power behind the swing. That’s something,” he remarked. “What you just did is called a haymaker. It has its uses but it’s too easy to dodge. Try this.”
He pivoted and stood beside me so we were facing the same direction. “Bring your elbows in more. Keep your fists up close to shoulder-level. And hit like this.” His fist lashed out and he brought it back quickly. “Let me show you that slow, yeah?” He made the same motions. “Now, see how I’m rotating my fist so my palm is facing downward as I punch outward? That’s to pack more strength behind the strike. If you keep your fist facing the wall like this—” He repeated the motion but didn’t twist his arm as he pushed out. “—you can’t equip the power of your shoulder, chest, and back muscles into the hit as easily. Give it a try.”
I did. Slow at first, and then another attempt moving much faster.
“Not bad. Bring your arm back faster, if you can. Don’t underestimate how much extra damage you can do with a decent recoil. It’s all force and energy transfer.” 
I nodded and tried again.
“Thatta girl! That was good!”
I blinked. Praise from Albus was... beyond rare. Practically nonexistent, actually.
“Thanks,” I muttered.
“Next thing. Your elbow is the hardest, strongest striking point on your body. If you’re close enough to someone to hit them with your elbow: do it. If someone grabs you from behind, hit backwards with your elbow into their torso as hard as you can.” He demonstrated the movement as he talked about it.
“Okay.”
“And when you aim—punch or elbow—you want to aim beyond the person’s body. You’ll hit harder. But you still want that recoil. Driving your elbow too deep and too slow won’t do as much damage.”
“Right.” I supposed that made sense in some way.
Albus rotated so we were standing opposite each other again. “Try to hit me, faithful.”
I narrowed my eyes at him and went back to the stance he’d showed me. I glanced at my fist to make sure it looked right, the way he’d showed me. Then met his eyes. His expression was expectant but otherwise unreadable.
“Bend your knees,” he said. “Standing lock-kneed makes it easier to give you one shove and topple you right over.”
I bent my knees and lashed out immediately after.
Albus caught my fist. “Not bad. I did forget to mention that you need to rotate your hips as you make the punch to keep the movement flowing. That one is on me. Let me show you and then try again.” He showed me the movement, this time pointing out the way his legs twisted to rotate his hips before letting me have another go at it. I tried it. “Better. Now try and hit me again.”
I hurled the punch.
And hit Albus right in the chest. The breath knocked out of him with an, “Oof!” and he stumbled a few steps back.
For a moment, he coughed and wheezed to get his breath back. “Helluva punch, faithful. That was good.” His voice was raspy. “I should have mentioned the chest was a decent target if you hit hard enough.” He coughed. “And damn I think you did.”
I smirked. “Well, like you said the first time you tried training me, I’ve thought about hitting you more than once. Might as well siphon off some of that energy.”
He chuckled—and coughed again.
“So... apart from the chest, where do I hit? Jaw?”
“No. No, no. Bone’s too thick. More likely to break your hand than their face.” He tapped his head. “Temple. Right here. Softer point. Also the eyes. They’re very much a weak, soft point. If you gauge with your fingers at the eyes you will do serious damage. Or you can use the heel of your hand—” He rubbed his thumb over the base of his opposite palm. “—to strike the nose from beneath and shatter it. We’re not going to try that one though. I quite like my nose. But we can practice the movement.”
I snorted. “Fine with me.”
He showed me and I copied a few times. “Make sure you keep your fingers curled back as far as you can so you—”
“Don’t break them on impact.”
“Exactly.”
He kept teaching me, showing me how to combine strikes from both sides and drilling in my head not to kick if I could help it. In certain circumstances it was fine, but normally it would make me lose my balance and fall over.
Then we moved on to dodging for a while.
And then we started trying to spar. But it was a slow, soft practice fight that Albus basically walked and talked me through.
Slowly, we sped up.
Then I started trying to hit him for real again. He was still going softer on me, but wasn’t holding back on his speed.
He got in close—informing me that it was a mistake because my reach was shorter than his and he didn’t have the room to pack as much power behind his swing—and let me jab him with the elbow. Once. To get a feel for it.
After giving him a bit to recover, we went again.
This time when he got in close, his leg lashed around mine and he yanked. Knocking my foot out from under me.
I hit the floor with an, “Oof!”
Albus landed on top of me, nearly bashing our heads together.
For a moment, we stared at each other, breathing hard. Albus’ eyes were darker than I’d ever noticed, and the scars over his nose and at the corner of his right eyebrow glimmered slightly in the artificial light. Both of us were open-mouthed as we panted. I tried my best, but couldn’t stop the brief impulse to let my eyes flicker to his lips—then quickly back to his eyes.
Graciously, I ignored the way his did the same to me.
A door whirred open. “Am I... interrupting?” Devlin sounded horrified.
I shoved at Albus. “Not at all,” I said. “Get. Off!”
“If you insist.” He gave me a flirtatious, suggestive smirk.
“Oh, by the gods—you know what I mean!” I snapped, still shoving.
He snorted and climbed off of me, offering me a hand to help me up. I thought about taking it, then remembered what he’d said the first time. That he’d use it to throw me back down. I swatted his hand away and pushed to my feet on my own.
“What’s going on, Devlin?” I asked.
“You two have been gone a while. I was getting worried,” he said, holding my gaze.
“We’re fine. Just training,” Albus said. Devlin shot him a look.
“Well, if you’re quite done, we still have work to do if we want to make it to Brother Koria on time. We’re coming up on an area that’s going to be hard to navigate. I’m going to need help.”
“Fine.” Albus stooped and snatched up his sword and its belt. “Let’s go.”
I followed Devlin out of the room back toward the bridge with Albus bringing up the rear.
I fell into step beside him. “That was... informational,” I said.
“Not fun?”
“Don’t push your luck.”
He snorted again. “There she is,” he said. “Never without that sharp tongue, are you?”
“Nope.” We kept walking. I chewed the inside of my cheek for a moment. “Thank you.”
He cleared his throat, buckling his sword belt back on. “Uh... sure,” he said. Then he cleared his throat again, louder. “Hey Vinny, what’s this about a place that’s hard to navigate?”
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bepisconsumer · 1 year
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I go to Music Class
I pick up my trombone
I look at my sheet music
The time signature is 4/4
"Ah, I remember this from Math Class"
I reduce to 1
I play my piece all at once
I am promptly removed from Music Class
Saddened, I vow to never again make the same mistake
I go to Math Class
I look at my worksheet
We are doing polynomial division
"Ah, I remember this from Music Class"
I do not reduce
I accidentally divide by zero
I am promptly removed from Math Class
Saddened, I vow to never again make the same mistake
I go to Music Class
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esleep · 8 months
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it makes me sad how often textile arts are ignored as actual art forms, and are relegated to the disregarded realm of 'old lady hobbies'. there is so much skill involved, such a broad diversity of forms, but so many people straight up do not think of things like crochet or quilting as art.
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redysetdare · 18 days
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Y'all listen just because you learned something in school doesn't mean everyone else did. idk how y'all got this idea in ur heads that we all learned the same shit when literal book bans are happening in schools across the united states and certain subjects are being banned from ever being talked about. (do not even get me started on the fact different countries have different curriculum too) Like you cannot say "You guys obviously just didn't pay attention in school and are stupid because we all learned this" like you are ignoring like 50 other options as to why people may not have learned this ranging from poorly funded school to disabled kid getting shoved into special ed classes which are often notorious for mistreating their disabled students. I'm begging you all to understand the nuance of why certain skills and abilities aren't as widely spread as you assume they should be.
#text#some of you are creeping a bit to close to ablism and it's getting real ucomfortable#'everyone learned media literacy in school' except in the schools where they just told you what to think.#except in the schools where they didn't want you to learn critical thinking so that they could push an agenda without you questioning it#except in schools where books or subjects that would require this skill got banned and thus it was never learned#unless the school was underfunded and couldn't afford the proper materials to teach it#unless your teacher was bad and didn't bother to properly teach you#unless your teacher and school was ablist and refused to teach you#unless your schooling was disrupted by a sudden pandemic that may of forced you into an environment that made it more difficult to learn#unless literally anything else besides 'you didn't listen and are thus stupid' because i can assure you we were listening#maybe instead of blaming a huge portion of the population of suddenly becoming stupid or not paying attention in class#maybe you could realize that this is a failure on the American school system as a whole#at some point you can't keep blaming the students for failing when it's this many students#at some point you gotta realize it's the system and blaming the individual does nothing#btw i didn't talk about other country curriculum because I'm not knowledgeable enough to know how good other school systems are#but i know more about american school systems and how much they suck and so many of these ppl complaining mean american schools anyways#but i am aware of other countries having wide variety of curriculum and how weird ppl get about that especially with usa centrism online#i just dont feel like i can give a good enough commentary on that that other non-usa ppl haven't already given 10x better than i ever could
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queerpyracy · 7 months
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i think most of the time the "we weren't taught this in school" is coming from people who simply didn't pay attention but on the other hand this is literally true for me for anything in US history that happened after the nixon administration
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monards · 8 days
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i think one thing i frequently forget about teyvat lore is how. nobody knows jackshit about khaneri'ah. like i know we know because we're out and about looking at stuff that would get us celestia nailed if they cared enough actively. but if you asked the average citizen they'd treat us like they treat fischl
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izzyspussy · 4 months
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another one of my main big problems with art that by desgin "teaches a lesson" or whatever is that then it inherently is not for the people it's about. it's for people who need to learn something about the people it's about. and a) i am usually not in that target audience myself and b) that sure sucks shit for the other group lol. it's just all but guaranteed to be preachy, alienating, shallow, and self-congratulatory. extremely hard pass.
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brine-in-my-eyes · 10 months
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everyone say hi to my son Joe Riddle School he is so silly he has only 3 lines and 1 singular sprite and i keep thinking about him
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anonymouspuzzler · 6 months
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i read that recent ask, and am wondering what "specific personality" is suited to administrative work?(i didnt KNOW you could build your own degree?)
you have to be very, Very okay with a lot of time at a desk doing repetitive tasks and/or wrangling a lot of people, sometimes on a major time crunch, and often dealing with not being able to see a direct impact from your work (or worse, having it end up a complete waste of time on a regular basis - I can't tell you how often I've built spreadsheets and calendars that ended up being completely ignored or unused). despite this, every administrative assistant I know is functionally holding the entire team together (and uh. Not being financially compensated accordingly LOL), and then minute they leave things become Very Rough for everyone involved. If the idea of going to work every day and having more or less Exactly The Same Thing waiting for you and getting to basically handle crises while otherwise being more or less ignored sounds appealing, it may be for you! if it sounds like a fast track to madness, maybe not
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curtailedwhale · 4 months
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Seeing a few too many "this should be a required class in school" posts.
There are other, better, places to learn some things.
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thehours2002 · 7 months
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i’m going to ask my students to read 68 pages from incidents in the life of a slave girl in one week and i just know they’re not going to do it. and i know they all have busy lives and demands on their time but i just want to hold each of their faces in my hands and say, “read this. it is good for you. it will nourish you. it will enrich your soul.”
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