Alright, yes, yes, Spirk is all well and good, but can you consider an alernative? Might I suggest....
Most fandoms: yea we tend to ignore the cursed parts of canon :)
MCYTblr: here's the list of characters who have technically FUCKED A FISH at some point! now let's see who else also fits....
Scroll away from this post if you know what's good for you.
(Happy season 5 anniversary ig)
Hooty has long Furby energy
DANNYMAY2022 GHOST BIOLOGY
Danny’s class is learning about human biology and Danny doesn’t know if it apply’s to him anymore
tumblr tuesday: art you can touch
Happy National Textiles Day, Tumblr. Yesterday, a bunch of famous people walked up some steps wearing the stuff, to varying degrees of success. So here is some nice, some weird textile art to please your brains.
Firstly! These guys! From @gummiewerm!
When @frogs-in3-hills isn't making mcyt textile art, they embroider this:
@thebonedogs renders...bone dogs? In wool felt?
@coolschmool2003 embroiders truths onto suburbia:
Sometimes, you learn about Tumblr's favorite painting through your crochet work, so @cedarish:
The best possible use for a doily we can think of, by @auntpelvis:
@knifesteak embroiders the little friends from outside:
Textiles not your thing? @thefoilguy is taking requests:
Evil biology facts that fill me with Fear :)
hey, I heard y’all like evil biology facts like knowledge about horse blood types.
well! today I was researching alternative biochemistries extraterrestrial life could use and. man. I think Earth life is fucked up enough for me thanks
biological dark matter. WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY BLOOD HAS DNA IN IT FROM NO KNOWN SOURCE. YOU CAN’T JUST SAY THAT COME BACK HERE
One specific cave that has been sealed for 5.5 million years and has developed an ecosystem completely dependent on chemosynthetic bacteria.
Was anybody going to tell me that bacteria have decided iron is yummy and are eating the Titanic, or was I supposed to just read that myself
Terrible Berry (yes, that’s what the genus name means). This whole thing is so fucked up. These scientists were testing whether radiation could be used to kill pathogens in food, so they dosed a tin of meat with enough radiation to kill any known living organism (as one does) but guess what, it still fucking spoiled because of THIS BASTARD FUCKER.
(seriously, why is it like this? WHY has a bacterium evolved to chill in radioactive waste like it’s a soothing Jacuzzi tub? What does it know that we don’t know?)
(ANSWERS. I WANT ANSWERS, YOU CHERNOBYL ASS BITCH.)
Cursed worm, which has no mouth or digestive system and depends entirely on five (5) different species of bacteria, which consume hydrogen sulfide, hydrogen monoxide, and carbon monoxide, for food. How do you, a worm, even...figure out how to do...all that?
Bone worms. At least they like their bones already dead. I still could have gone without knowing this was a thing.
“Oh, parasitic plant, that sounds c—WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING”
I am like half convinced this is made up. Seriously, bacteria grow their own electrical wires and we just let them?
You guys want to see the most cursed thing I’ve ever bought?