#cursed apex legends

[scaryman-fancam]

REVENANT - misc - how Revenant behaves during a crush - implied violence/canon typical behavior

- Revenant would never tell you he has feelings for you. Likely you’d draw your own assumption based on the instances you’d caught him following you, a silent chase you’d chosen to ignore as it never ended in your demise. You had caught him one night, but didn’t want him to know you’d seen him. How would you escape him otherwise? You play it cool, deciding to extend your walk home to 30 minutes, avoiding heading directly home, or to anyplace you would be cornered. 30 minutes came and gone, and he still followed. The longer you were out, the less people you saw, and he was still following. If he were to kill you… why hadn’t he yet? Was he toying with you? You give up and hurry home, hiding in your home and waiting for his ambush, but you survive another day. The next few nights are the same. It almost becomes routine to watch for his reflection behind yours in shop windows across the street out of the corner of your eye, or to listen to the eerily soothing sound of his quiet footfalls some distance away. He mimicked your step pattern, hoping you’d believe it was an echo, but by now you’d grown fond of the quiet metal scraping that shadowed your own steps. He’s like a guard dog, in a way.

- If you were a fellow legend, you’d be extremely aware of this emotional affliction of his, whether you were certain it was positive or negative though, is really a toss up. Many of the other legends worry about your safety. They had never seen Revenant behave so strangely, so they assume he’s got some grudge against you. On the field he’s either right up against you, observing you a little too closely, those glowing eyes burning into the back of your head as you try to ignore him and focus on the game, or he’s criticizing and questioning your every move.

- This may just be Revenant’s first ‘crush’ since becoming a simulacrum. He doesn’t understand it quite yet, so instead of being nervous around you, he feels agitated. Everything to do with you makes him feel… funny. You must be messing with his programming, or something, or at least that’s what he assures himself. So starting off he is more aggressive, chastising you for getting too close or being too chatty, and even chasing to interrogate you when he witnesses you hanging around coworkers like Crypto, Loba, or Caustic. Are you teaming up with the hacker to do something nefarious to him? Or have you formed a pack with Caustic to weaken his defenses and dissect him once in for all? He does manage to realize his feelings once he discovers he’d be more upset by a third option: you are simply getting to be ‘closer’ with any of them.

- He definitely throws tantrums, and they aren’t pretty. He is usually an unreadable person, especially because he can’t make facial expressions, but when he’s jealous? He’s still unreadable but just frighteningly so. He sulks away after seeing Elliott “innocently” talking to you about a “mirage a trois,” his hands extended fully as he drags the claws along the ground, the walls, the doors, the windows; pulling up carpet, scraping paint off the walls, and pulling doors a little too hard, leaving them hanging crooked off of their hinges. Once he finally has a moment of peace and solitude, whether that be in the training grounds or in his quarters, he destroys EVERYTHING in his path. Its not until there’s so much gunshot residue on his hands that it’s making his metal joints stick that he finally gives it a rest, jamming the gun through one of the dummies as a final “fuck you” to the substitute for the object of his current hatred. You wouldn’t see him for a few days, that’s for sure. He’d try not to hold it against you, but if he finds that you’re not on his team, he’ll use the opportunity to satiate his grudge against you, and to feel needlessly close to you again.

#apex legends #implied violence #revenant #revenant apex legends #writing #fanfic #cursing #sorry it’s short I kinda ran out of ideas

[revenant-dumpster-fire]

One of my friends got a warning from EA for their name being "Shit Grass, Eat Ass". (I had the duo name "Skate Fast, Smoke Grass" which was apparently fine.)

Either they managed to kill a developer or someone reported them specifically, because I have seen astronomically worse names in the kill feed on a regular basis, and personally I love the things people come up with.

Legitimately I don't even know why they care when the ESRB reliquinshes the company of all liability the moment the player goes online. It's not like there's a slur in there or anything. Why can't people be silly?

All this to say,

God forbid Apex Legends players do anything and have fun with it.

Anyways don't think to hard about this post, I just found humor in it.

#apex legends #ea #smoke grass #eat ass #skate fast #godspeed you magnificent bastards #the continued sanitization of the internet bothers me as an old fuck #like it's coming for people's silly senses of humor #this game is clearly for teens and adults it's not like they haven't heard these words before #legitimately it's probably only a matter of time before my actual moniker gets nerfed #my actual moniker is a reference to my multiple near death experiences and it means a lot to me #but someone could misinterpret it to mean something far worse but also far more rediculous #like damn #when I was a baby I could put my cousin's headset on when he opened up COD and heard words I couldn't even look up at my school #it's weird that in a game about killing for sport we are expected not to curse or partake in a little bit of mud slinging #like sure don't open a can of slur juice but my goodness can't we make a Your Mom joke without being censored? #oh yeah Apex censors Your Mom #but not Your Dad #kinda rude to moms that only dads get to have all the fun ngl

[the-mechanica]

Loba & Rev S5-now summarized too quickly by me

Loba: I'm going to KILL YOU. Rev: Go ahead and try. Loba: I'll NEVER GIVE UP. Rev: …. Actually, that's perfect. Loba: Wait, why? Rev: …. because I'm stuck like this anyway, and you were there when I found that out. Yes. It's fate. Loba: Wait, what? Rev: Please kill me, it's destiny. Loba: I don't think I want to now. Rev: Why? Loba: Because you want it too much. In fact, because you want it, I don't. Live forever, bitch. Rev: UGH. Have fun being stalked. Loba: Watch me. Literally. -proceeds to live her life, gets a gf, is watched the whole time- Rev: -watches Loba live her life, gets increasingly on said gf's nerves- Loba: -doesn't give a fuck, continues- Rev: -doesn't give a fuck, continues- Kairi: -walks up to Rev- QUIT PLAYING GAMES WITH LOBA. Rev: -scoff- what are you going to do about it? kill me? Kairi: Yes! That's exactly what I am going to do. Rev: Ok, sure. Good luck. -proceeds to be reborn- Loba: I don't care what is happening at all, as long as I have my demonio revenge. Kairi: Yeah, about that. We're trying to kill him without you. Sorry not sorry. Loba: WHAT. Rev: -turns to Loba- Truce? Loba: UGH. Kairi: Yeah, it's time to kill him. Just get over it. Loba: NO. Kairi: That's what I thought you would say, I'm out. Rev: What if you wanted to kill me tho? Like you used to? Loba: Fine. Let's finish this. Loba and Rev roll up and Loba begins to finally try and kill him. Silva: Ok but… What if instead of being a dead control freak… you were an alive control freak? Rev: More alive than you in a second. -demigod status- Haha, too slow. -drop kicks Loba- Loba: -has gotten exactly too much of what she wanted in every way- …. oh fuck.

#cw cursing #revenant apex legends #loba andrade #apex legends #apex legends lore

[trampolin0]

This is my contribution to the miroctane

[ the mirage skin was only on mobile ]

#apex legends #fanart #octane #octavio silva #meme #octane apex legends #mirage #elliot witt #mirage apex legends #laughing fool #mobile skin #lol i don't remember the name #that's pretty cursed #i laughed every 5 second #miroctane #mirage x octane

[you-feelin-lucky-punk]

Cursed Octane skin I drew last night in a rush. If this has been done before, I’m sorry. If it hasn’t, I’m still sorry. Please enjoy

#apex legends #octane #apex octane #cursed #sonic #art #fanart #my arts #I was cackling so hard as I drew this

[underexasperation]

I want to feel his strength

His toes are aching after such a long day playing in the Apex games, they incessantly wiggle inside his boots, anxious for release. Alexander is well aware of the reward he deserves for winning the grand champion prize not once but twice this month.

Alexander's frail squadmate thanked him mercifully as he slowly lowered his body towards the lush grass.

"Wattson, you talk too much," wistled from his lips, "You know what I expect."

Wattson reluctantly rolled her eyes in disappointment, "I can't believe you're asking me for another foot massage."

Alexander pulled off this dredging boots, then reached for the tip of the mouth cloth encasing his body. The socks were laid peacefully inside his warm boots to the left side of his body, where Wattson also took note the precense of what looked to be oil in a glass vial.

Despite her attitude, she knew that he worked long and hard to catch today's dub and she could be dead if it weren't for his pure fortified strength.

Wattson crouched towards him and reached for the vial, despite her initial resentment. Her path was written in the stars.

Oil encasing her palms, she rubbed it inbetween his throbbing nubs and began to stimulate his entire existence through his feet.

"You are a good man, Alexander. You would not be able to preform so excellente like you did today had it not been for these feetsies holding the pillar of strength that is Caustic...," Wattson pursed her lips, and with her shaky voice she insisted, "You must let me relieve you of all this built up stress from working so... hard... please, Alexandre, let me taste them."

you've got a real talent

#fanfiction #apex legends #caustic apex #alexander nox #wattson apex #wattson apex legends #apex fanfic #cursed #terror #wtf is this #foot massage #feet #oil rub

[hedgeaugur]

I regret to inform y'all as the season of Apex Legends closes out that, if you put the new character Ballistic in a lineup of Tumblr Sexymen he fits in a little bit too damn well

#apex legends #tumblr sexymen #cursed police lineup #august montgomery brinkman #is also just a tumblr sexyman-ass name #ballistic #it's his fucking suit jacket mostly #though the fact he's a fit British guy doesn't hurt #he also has a cool gun even if it's not in that image above

[acesspac3]

“this one is for u babe”

*jumps 50 ft into freezing cold lake*

#blodhundr #bloodhound apex legends #fuse apex legends #fusehound #cursed hair down walter

[macksarts]

Apex Popsicles Project Legend Directory

A fun personal project of mine where I turn all the Apex Legends into semi-cursed melted popsicles. This is a linked directory of every legend + their companions.

All Links under the cut will be updated periodically as I post the art as well as when new legends are released if I have time.

Apex Legends

Ash & Her Rat | Bangalore | Bloodhound & Artur | RampaCatalyst | Caustic | Crypto & Hack | Fuse | Gibraltar | Horizon & NEWT | Lifeline & Doc | Loba | Mad Maggie | Mirage | Newcastle | Octane & Face Reveal Octane | Pathfinder | Rampart | Revenant | Seer | Valkyrie | Vantage & Echo | Wattson & Nessie | Wraith

Apex Mobile Legends:

Fade | Rhapsody & Rowdy

Non Legend Characters

Jamie | Forge (Deceased & Discontinued)

#apex pops #apex legends popsicles #apex popsicles #melty apex pops #cursed apex pops #cursed apex popsicles #links #directory #macksarts #apex legends #apex fanart #apex legends fanart

[ravin1003]

Did a thing for one of @cursed-apexlegends :))

Original picture:

#apex legends #apex legends fanart #my art owo #apex loba #cursed image

[ape-dump]

"caustic from apex legends petting a capybara"

Credits to Dall-E mini for creating such atrocious images

#apex legends #apex caustic #caustic #apex memes #apex #dall e #cursed

[rain-loving-fox]

i feel like i should one day let the chain snap and ramble about why i like my faves as much as i do. at least some of them. if you know me well enough, you know i love to dissect them. rubs eyes

#ೃ⁀➷ ☁️ chloë's rainy bits ☁️ #i wanna do this for cole/javier/miguel so bad #its sometimes a relation thing. like i can relate somehow. #others is just me picking them apart #yes i know age old haha of chloë loving old traumatized men haha i get it #but i swear there is more to it than thag #that #LIKEEEE I KNOW I DONT TALK ABOUT HIM MUCH BUT SEER APEX LEGENDS?? he fucked up my emotions and i love him #man deemed cursed cuz he was born the same time his planet's moon got struck which lead to terrible perceptions of him and #he likely might not know how to handle affection in a romantic aspect because he assumes the automatic thing people see him as is #cursed? listen #listen. #i need to let my brain be normal for once sorry i am rambling in these tags

[the-mechanica]

I swear to god every morning it's Kill Code the fucking musical up in my head now

#what a weird hell #kill code #revenant apex legends #cw cursing

[cryophase]

revline

#apex legends #revenant #lifeline #revline #here to cursed and or bless your TL

[stinkyratshadowgod]

Can we pretty pwease get rid of Worlds Edge fowever?

Wespaw, i am bwegging u(wu)

#apex legends #cursed #wtf am i even saying #but for real can we get it out of rotation? #i always feels like WE brings the worst out of the Apex players #I miss Kings Canyon AND Storm Point

[only-roaches]

#valorant #apex legends #meme #meme drawing #sketch #sketchbook #drawing #anatomy #dynamic poses #posing #cursed cat