#cursed ask

[nunalastor]

He's beautiful

that's certainly one description

#hazbin hotel #cursed cat alastor #... regular alsstor? #cursed ask

[shanastoryteller]

AYO WHY ARE THEY FINGERING JESU’S STUSSY

congratulations! you're getting a one way ticket to jail!

#cursed ask #but also i'm fucking laughing

[welcometololaland]

8 and 5 from the most amazing ask list please!

ah dalawa, thank you for the cursed ask. my apologies for my lateness, pls forgive 🙏

8. have you ever been commissioned by the devil to write? if so, what was your payment?

not one single person asked for a fic about tarlos watching twilight, so that MUST have been the devil. also, i wrote a fic about card counting once - it's based in Sin City, so i'm guessing the devil had a hand in that one too. anyway, the asshole left me with nothing (not even my sanity) so...i'm still waiting to collect.

5. when future scholars analyse your work, which one will they find most puzzling?

definitely down for the count because everyone and their dog knows i can't do math, and yet i was like HMM let's write a fic all about COUNTING?! poor @rmd-writes was like 'um im gonna assume this math is right...' and i was like... that's dangerous for everyone involved.

#cursed ask #bonheur-cafe #lolaland answers #down for the count #oh baby i'm a fool for you

[honeygrahambitch]

I... Umm...speechless

#they hrabbed stranded #or is this their becoming #will became a stag but why would stranded have to be hrab #why #hannibal #hannigram #cursed ask #also rip you who edited this

[butmakeitgayblog]

Holly fucking fuck!

I wasn’t around for like so long I even forgot what penis wings mean. And now there’s snake pubes😅

I really love this fucked up community

Those asks really made my day!

Thanks for dealing with stuff like this and for sharing🧡

And be strong, you need this))

(Just how and why those ideas are born in ppl brains?😅😅😅)

I genuinely have no idea where it all comes from but I mean,,,, I write about fallen angels discovering the joys of anal and demons fucking in a church, it's not like I can really pass too much judgment for the things these heathens throw my way 🥴

#anon #cursed ask #welcome bby

[shibe-myths]

MODERN AU!! MODERN AU!!!

How would the Ros act on social media whose making the tiktok edits whose flaming people on Twitter

jesus fuck LadyB: She runs a TikTok where she posts self-defense techniques and bullies misogynistic assholes off of the platform. Her bio has a link tree to numerous charities and nonprofits.

Bernie: runs a successful Instagram. 2mil followers. The only thing they post is selfies, flowers, and dogs. Their bio is a smiley face. :)

Laz: They are a TUMBLR girlie/boyo, constantly shit posts, posts really cringey fanedits of themself and the mc.

Amyntas: He roasts shitty politicians and celebrities on twitter. He has made at least one governor cry on live TV. His bio is the words 'get rekt'

Indigo: Posts thirst traps and promotes her EP.

Bishops: Hosts a podcast about true crime.

Perierat: Posts once in a blue moon. All of it is vaguely threatening and terribly romantic. Everyone thinks its an ARG. Peri is the next MarbleHornets. Ney know no peace.

Asha: Runs a mommy and me blog where she also posts obnoxiously long recipes. If you follow the recipes to the letter, you get the best meal of your life- and a weird tale about her cousin Janathan. Somehow Janathan owes you money.

Ribbon: Tricks creeps into meeting her irl off of various social media platforms. The creeps are never seen again. She's doing the lord's work.

Lace: Is a twitch streamer. They cosplay and game for shmoney. Somehow has never been canceled.

Stranger: Legally isn't allowed on the internet.

#asks that make me laugh #cursed ask #asks #lichask #lich gate #forgotten tales #ladyb #lazaria #laz #perierat #asha #lace #ribbon #stranger #bernie #indigo #bishop

[krimsonmay]

i once shat myself right outside my house and my FOV decreased by 5 degrees for a minute.

sir this is a wendys......

#cursed ask

[phantom-of-the-keurig]

Don’t ever come into my house with such disrespect again 😔 how dare you make me look upon blonde himbo cody

#ewan’s face was my face seeing blonde Cody #WHO IS THIS MAN #send him back to Kamino there’s something wrong #this voids the clone warranty #reply #cursed ask

[edgysaintjust]

I know this sounds like a joke, but it's not. I would give each 18th century person a vibrator. Just some self-care in these trying times. Make nice brain chemicals go brrrrrrr. Without hurting your wrist :( they have to write all day

Solar powered or something idk

Anon, I can't believe you got this idea, found my blog, read what you just wrote and still decided to click send, but I appreciate.

Not sure if your plan would work with the amount of Rousseau stans around, to be fair. They'd bring up a quote or two and how can you argue with the words of JJ the Great.

#thank you for your insight tho interesting point of view #ask #anon #cursed ask

[transboykirito]

I debate Kayaba as a boobs guy. Agree to disagree. What about all the other villains?

HE PUT A BOMB IN RINKO’S TITTY. THAT’S A BOOBS GUY THING.

as for everyone else i… honestly don’t know. like, 4 of them are gay guys. rosalia is a lesbian. quinella’s sexuality is probably just fuck around and find out. sugou is a theatre nerd.

confidently? kayaba, sugou, chudelkin, rosalia and quinella for boobs. grimlock, kyouji, dee eye ell and gabriel for ass. everyone else is just… there. either with no preference or they Do Not Have Sex.

#anon #asks #cursed ask #even more cursed response #sao villains are all either whores or virgins. no inbetween. #but like i’m not gonna be the guy who asks reki about the villains sex lives so unless you want that to be your legacy… #im gonna make my little guesses and thirst over rosalia #i change my mind on rosalia’s sexuality every time i think about it but she is definitely sapphic #i just can’t decide if she’s bi or if she’s a lesbian. but she got like 4 pages of relevancy so……… sobbing and crying i miss her

[giggly-squiggily]

so tomorrow i plan to eat my crush and my least favorite teacher, the art teacher

and then I'll have hot chocolate to celebrate: D

also my crush knows i like him bc he overheard me saying it (my good friend akso tokd him bc i asked her)

kjdraekjrkjearjkkj Sounds like a feast! Good luck friend! (Oo, Hot Chocolate! :D That sounds heavenly!)

Oh snap! That's great :D I hope it all works out for the best friend! I'm rooting for you! :D

#squiggily speaks #ask #ayat0s hydr0 v1s10n #friend :3 #cursed ask #chatting with friends :3 #hot chocolate genuinely sounds good right now #it it weren't so late for me I'd go get some #maybe tomorrow :P

[nunalastor]

Cursed radioapple question for ya: Deer mark their territory with their piss, and in the song Hell’a Greatest Dad, Lucifer sprays Alastor with piss. So does this mean that Lucifer marked Alastor as his?

#hazbin hotel #nunalastor asks #radioapple #lucifer morningstar #alastor #appleradio #radio apple #apple radio #piss meme #headcanon #headcanons #cursed ask

[shanastoryteller]

Is Mun Blaise's father? /s

MILF 🤝 SILF

#asks #anon #siat #cursed ask #but this time it's my fault

[welcometololaland]

Hello Lola my dear, I have seen your unhinged ask in my box and will be answering it soon, but in the mean time I thought I'd uno reverse you and ask some of the normal asks for you, too. Please feel free to answer any or all or none at all, whatever speaks to you.

17. Assign each of your fics (or selection of them) a cryptid.

21. If you were starving and had to feast on one of your fics to survive, which fic would it be?

an uno reverse! how very dare! thank you, sara!

17. I don't actually have that many fics, but i will assign my 7 most recent with terrible explanations:

a. the rainbow fish (tarlos) - a yeti because i simply couldn't ignore it (wrote this fic so fast, loved every minute).

b. double, double, acting trouble (firstprince) - a british big cat because the concept is so outlandish it can't be real.

c. ALTA (tarlos) - the mongolian death worm because it invaded my brain and caused me so many issues but i couldn't get rid of it. like a bad animorphs book.

d. cursed is a state of mind (firstprince) - mothman. it's sinister, and it's cursed and no one in their right mind would want to give a giant, evil bird caffeine.

e. (un)professional services (tarlos) - bigfoot, for the same reason as (a) - could not look away, could not stop writing.

f. catch and release (firstprince) - a champy, because its a teeny tiny monster in a lake (and this fic is about rowing).

g. oh baby i'm a fool for you (tarlos) - i mean...i think this one is obvious. the loch ness monster because this fic was about as cursed as the whole concept of resume and imprinting.

21. I'd be chowing down on ALTA, purely because it's the biggest and it would help me survive the longest.

#cursed ask #lolaland answers #cha-melodius #double double acting trouble #rainbow fish #ALTA #cursed is a state of mind #(un)professional services #catch and release #oh baby i'm a fool for you

[krankittoeleven]

Ask Game: Azathoth, The King in Yellow and Nyarlathotep.

Anon I'm laugh-crying into my coffee right now.

Marry - The King in Yellow, I guess. He is the most romantic of the three, I suppose. And I guess I don't have to worry about him playing any games with me, or being anything but his authentic self because...he wears no mask. (sorrynotsorry)

One Night Stand - Nyarlathotep, because, uh, because that just seems to be the safest choice LOL When present in a human like form he does tend to be charismatic/charming, to get what he wants. So yeah, one night stand seems right.

Best Friend - Azathoth. Look, it all starts and ends with Azathoth. There is no one more qualified to be your best friend than the space-faring, eternally dreaming blind idiot god that is literally dreaming you into existence. Who could possibly know you better?

#asks #ask games #cursed ask #cosmic horror

[butmakeitgayblog]

For purely scientific purposes, what's the largest object that CI Lexa has ever taken 👀

You say object instead of toy and that worries me

But I digress

Well for the certified size queen, she taps out at around 11-11 1/2 inches. Her usual sweet spot is about 8-10in depending on the day but sometimes just the thought of pushing herself past her normal limit is all it takes to have her excited enough to reach for that extra inch or two. And no going over 2 1/2in wide cuz she'd like to keep her pelvis intact, thankyouverymuch

#anon #cursed asks #again y'all that's the new dirty tag to blacklist #cruel intentions au #the present from the Christmas oneshot was their first go-round at 10in hence Clarke's initial hesitation #but girl is a champ 💪 #cursed ask