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hotwings-incorrect-quotes · 2 months

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#himiko toga #toga himiko #hotwings incorrect quotes #cursed valentines #mha valentines #bnha valentines #happy valentines #valentines day #toga valentines #my hero academia #boku no hero memes #bnha memes #bnha edit #cursed bnha #cursed #feel free to use it

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angryrantsofdomesticity · 2 years

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Cursed BNHA Takes 3

Mic raps his pizza orders over the phone.

Sero secretly collects novelty tape dispensers. As a child he thought they were his siblings.

Kurogiri kicked Twice out of his bar only to see a clone standing behind him just like the Simpson’s Moe/Barney meme.

Higakure always cried at the ‘Reflection’ scene in Mulan.

Dark Shadow dances like a parrot every time he hears music.

Hawks must be kept away from statues at all costs.

Toga has a kawaii knife collection. She calls them her ‘stablings’

Koda is traumatized by what he hears the dumpster raccoons whispering behind the dorms at night.

Teachers assume the trashy panties on their dorm’s laundry line are Midnight’s. Only Aizawa knows they belong to Mic.

Pony Tsunotori had to get a restraining order against all Bronys.

Kendo wants to make the dough for the world’s largest pizza.

Bakugou got his driver’s permit but lost it the next day in a road rage incident. (he saw Deku)

Mic fans refer to him as 🎁🎤 over text.

Bakugou goes on a cooking show to duke it out with Gordon Ramsey only to discover Ramsey is secretly Lunch Rush.

Cementos has a brother who couldn’t become a hero for legal reasons. His name? Asbestos.

Heroes with fire quirks like Bakugou & Endeavor have to wear butt pads to hinder any methane related accidents.

Amajiki was definitely raised catholic

Pro heroes saw Deku’s notebook & he got slapped with a case & desist.

Aizawa gets Hatsume to build him an automated cart which navigates like a roomba so he can sleep & go at the same time. Once Aizawa entered a meeting like this & everyone thought he was dead on a gurney pushed by Hagakure.

Iida’s parents are Optimus prime & sonic the hedgehog.

Bakugou gave Iida an air freshener for Christmas.

What if Deku stayed quirkless & became a youtuber instead .

Aizawa is addicted to girlscout cookies & will buy cases at a time. He regularly pours entire boxes of thin mints into his mouth at once.

Nedzu is actually Deku’s dad. He was turned into an animal & had his memories erased.

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cursedanimepics · 1 year

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pov i get distracted and forget about this blog (too often)

ANYWAYS A SUBMISSION AND ITS GOOD AND COOL AND AMAZIN AND AWESOME AND IM GRATEFUL

she just like me fr

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toughbunnyforever · 4 months

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more ponyo au!

extra: (they get older and katsuki can't help but bring up the fact deku was a fish. it may or may not be payback for how cute fish-deku was when they were kids)

#i keep doing ghibli studies but i dont wanna just redraw the screencaps so making them bkdk is a good compromise #all of these ghibli aus are just slightly cursed and thats ok #anyways #mha #bnha #bkdk #dkbk #ktdk #bakudeku #izuku midoriya #katsuki bakgou #my art #digital art #sketch dump

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pjs-everyday · 6 months

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he said he’s never had boba before 😭

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poisonkkay · 10 months

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Enough with nice art, it's shitposting time

#art #sketch #bnha #mha #dabihawks #hawks mha #dabi mha #mha memes #cursed memes

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takami-takami · 1 year

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Mine Now.

includes— hawks x reader. minors dni. past dabi x reader.

warnings— fem petnames, cuckholdry. steal your girl. hawks is a lovesick puppy and not very nice here but i think that makes him cuter.

Keigo is a good person.

A sick, vile thrill builds up in the back of his throat. He shouldn't be feeling this way. It's unbecoming of him. He's good, he swears, he's a good person.

He's a good person. Right?

And yet...

He knows he has a possessive nature that he keeps stuffed down like an overpacked suitcase, under the cobwebs of his bed; but pressure builds and builds, entangles and distorts his morals.

He's a good guy, really. And yet, imagining the look on Dabi's face as he has his pretty girlfriend drooling, falling apart on his cock?

Yeah. Yeah, he can't help but indulge.

It's not his fault you're so goddamn pretty. So sweet, so kind to him. Irresistable. It's not his fault you light the sparks in his chest that he thought died with his upbringing.

This is love.

He's doing this because he loves you. He's desperately marking your neck as his own, digging his claws into your ass and pulling you into his thrusts because he loves you.

"Hawks–" you choke out, arms thrown over his shoulders, as you bump your hips out to take him deeper, deeper. "Please, please, please–"

"I know, princess, I know," he breathes low into the crook of your neck. "You can take it– good girl, fuck."

He bets he stretches your guts better than anybody else. Better than he ever could. No wonder you're screaming on his dick so loudly, he bets Dabi doesn't fuck you like this. At that, he shakes his head to clear his thoughts before lifting your hips and putting all his focus into you.

He wants to see you come apart for him again– needs to, or he just might snap and come apart himself. What is this, the fourth time you've creamed on his cock tonight? The fifth? Doesn't matter, he decides. God help him, he's getting you to ten.

This is so much better than all the times he's imagined it, all the times he left league meetings with a convincing, plastic smile on his face, just to fuck his fist raw to the way you crossed your arms and leaned against the table to smile at him. You unknowingly gave him quite the eyeful, you know. Such a sweet thing, you didn't even notice.

He wants to tell you all about how Dabi doesn't deserve you. Instead, his finger gently lifts your chin, sharp eyes meeting yours. It's intimate, the way you pant into each others' mouths. He thinks he's obsessed.

Hushed, he dares to ask, "be with me?" You gasp at him with wide, lovestruck eyes. He's so kind, so warm, like the sun. You've never had a man treat you with such reverence. He holds you like glass, like he'd fall apart too if you did. "Stay with me," he pleads.

You know exactly what he means. He greedily swallows every cute little "uh-huh" you squeak out in response.

Good people deserve rewards, don't they?

And Keigo is a good person, after all. You're his sweet little prize for it.

#lord help me im so sorry for writing this #hes just so cute #sorry for cursing your dash with cuc–#hawks x reader #keigo takami x reader #hawks smut #mha imagines #bnha imagines #bnha x reader #keigo takami smut #smut mention #mha x reader #🖋 writing #🌶 spice

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cheese-doorstop48 · 5 months

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If you want me at my "cute tddk fanart" moments then you also have to take my "cursed tddk fanart" too 🙌

[tddk oobi AU... I'm slightly sane you guys, I promise]

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#cheese rambles about more tddk aus #myheroacademia #bokunoheroacademia #mha #bnha #izuku midoriya #shouto todoroki #shoto todoroki #tododeku #dekutodo #tddk #dktd #digital art #fanart #cursed #shitpost art #oobi #i am so normal

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neonleon22 · 8 days

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stupid thing I thought of after being awake for 16 hours

So I was trying to think of a wr kid design and was struck by the idea stick

whiterose and sulemio fankids have the possibility of looking like the Todoroki siblings

#neo ranting #rwby #whiterose #g witch #suletta x miorine #sulemio #this is cursed #i know #this is what i get for sleeping for only 1 hour #this can also refer to any characters with red/white hair and gray/blue eyes 👀#mha #bnha

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hotwings-incorrect-quotes · 2 months

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#shigaraki tomura #feel free to use it #cursed valentines #mha valentines #bnha valentines #happy valentines #valentines day #shigaraki valentines #my hero academia #hotwings incorrect quotes #bnha memes #bnha edit #cursed #cursed bnha

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angryrantsofdomesticity · 2 years

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Cursed BNHA takes Pt. 2

Mic wrote a memoir called 'How I screamed my way to the top: The life & times of a Pro hero'

Manga Fudashi from class B could arguably take out AFO with a Kung Pow Penis

Tetsu Tetsu's house looks like the episode of Spongebob where everything in the future is chrome.

Shoto absorbed his twin in the womb. That's the real reason why he's got 2 quirks.

Monoma rides a pogo stick to class.

When Uraraka 1st got her quirk, her parents thought their house was haunted b/c objects would randomly float. Mirio's family lived above them so it all checked out .

Kirishima wants to live in a cave to be around like-minded individuals... (rocks)

Mic has been divorced 3x.

Aizawa has divorced Mic 3x. And Married him 4x.

Thirteen never has to use a vacuum because she is one.

Momo had to be taught to use all kitchen appliances and has nearly burned the dorms down multiple times.

Aizawa only eats goo packets b/c once he forgot a turkey sandwich in his pocket & 500 stray cats followed him home.

Drunk Aizawa in his sleeping bag with legs is actually the fresno night crawler.

Mama Midoriya is a nomu made from Nana Shimura hence why they have the same hair.

Deku is a nomu made from all the past OFA users, aside from All might, that's why he can use all their quirks.

Bakugou once got stuck on the 'It's a small world' ride at Disney for 3 hours & the only reason he didn't blow it up was because Kirishima was there to stop him.

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amerain · 2 years

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flower field bastards 💐💖💚🧡

inspired by herofes skit

#tdbkdk #todobakudeku #bakudeku #tododeku #bnha fanart #bnha #mha #my art #amerain #fanart #midoriya izuku #bakugou katsuki #todoroki shouto #i just need to exorcize this cursed thing out of my mind #and i think it's the first time i've ever drawn bakugou... askjfjd im so sorry bkg XD #mha fanart #todobaku

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villainsandvictimsalliance · 2 months

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Whenever I'm rereading Tenko's past and I reach that part when he's on the floor over everything that happened to him and Doc Garaki looks at AFO and goes "should I fix him?"

The horror I FEEL. They're looking at a 5 years old and wondering if they should erase his emotions to "perfect him". Doc Garaki is stripping him of his humanity in such a casual way. Should I fix him? like he's broken for suffering over the death of his family, for grieving , for feeling conflicted because he is free of the house that abused him but they are all gone and he misses them.

They're about to change his name and surname and convince him that he was born to destroy and live in misery. They are about to cover him with the hands of his deceased family. They are about to offer killing people as comfort, nurturing the hole of hatred and rage in his chest for their own plans, but it isn't enough damage? Torture?

Should I fix him?

I'm sorry. It makes me want to cry. He's 5 years old. He has no one. His family failed him. Society failed him. Not even Overhaul was that cruel with Eri. Not even Endeavor was that cruel with Touya. No one has ever been that cruel in the bnha world.

He's offering to nomufy a 5 years old.