#cursed thoughts

[arinrowan]

probably we should be grateful The Sandman came out when it did because if was 10-7 years earlier you just know Benedict Cumberbatch would be Morpheus 

#the sandman #cursed thoughts #if I have to think this so does everyone else

[shady-kittys]

Watching Phil bday vod and had a cursed thought

Ocean overlord, blaze empress, and rose all around a passed out Phil trying to get the purple off him/his face

Ocean Overlord: WE NEED TO FLUSH OUT THE WOUNDS-

Rose: oh okay let me get the peroxid

-Rose leaves and comes back to Blaze Empress trying to drag Ocean Himbo off of Phil cause he was about to do a very scuffed CPR where he tries and flood Phil with his power instead-

Ocean Overlord: GUYS LOOK- I CAN DO THIS- JUST LEMME CPR HIM

Blaze Empress: NO YOU FOOL. YOU'LL DROWN HIM.

-Both Rose and Blaze Empress then have to put Ocean Himbo into a closet to keep him from doing something stupid again-

#qsmp #qsmp philza #blaze empress #rose #ocean overlord #shadys rambles #cursed thoughts #ya ever try to help out your homie #and almost end up drowning the guy #cause you tired to cpr the infection out of him #cant have shit #no kissing the homies goodnight 😞 #/j

[brokecorviknight]

You know, since Android Emma can canonically integrate human organs into her body, it’s entirely possible for her to get pregnant. I have no idea how exactly it would work, but it’s possible. This has been eating my thoughts for a bit and now all of you have to experience it

#hatchetfield #nightmare time #team starkid #emma perkins #android emma #forever and always #cursed thoughts #the guy who didn't like musicals #droid23

[writerswho]

I was sleeping like an innocent baby and my brain decided that was a good moment to say, “All For One and Yagi are married and they both were having an affair with Aizawa.” Now I can't stop the image. 

#bnha #mha #all for one #all might #aizawa shouta #cursed thoughts #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #yagi toshinori

[redlipstickcigarette69]

:3

#texas chainsaw massacre #texas chainsaw anime girl figure #texas chainsaw #mlp #mlp minty #minty #my little pony #my little pony meme #texas chainsaw meme #tcm meme #tcm #drug memes #mental illness memes #cursed memes #meme post #humor #meme #memes #cursed posts #cursed thoughts #feeling silly #i feel normal #hehe :3 #:3 #cursed #deranged #deranged posting #insane posting #shit post #shit posting

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

in 2034 some mf's gonna make a post and it'll have a photo of a smartphone with a grainy filter slapped on it and it'll say:

Hey remember when we used these and had to hold them at a very specific angle when the WiFi or signal was shitty and if you moved it by one degree it was gone

and the notes will be flooded with people going OMG THIS BRINGS BACK SO MANY MEMORIES THE NOSTALGIA WAS THAT REALLY TEN YEARS AGO HOLY SHIT I FEEL OLD NOW PEOPLE BORN IN 2024 ARE USING THIS SITE WAIT WTF

and anyway just thinking about that. and time. and things.

#good omens mascot #weirdly specific but ok #yeah my url is fitting #asmi #maggots #hellsite #nostalgia #the weirdness of time #ineffable really #cursed thoughts #shower thoughts #shitpost #or is it really. #it's true

[whiskeybottlebullshit]

brain has been mixing Homestuck and MCYT

How do you make your brain stop thinking of the origins smp goat priest as a kernalsprite

#homestuck #mcyt #cursed thoughts #make it stop

[justcallmemrc]

You know, there is a timeline where Problem Sleuth became wildly popular in the early-to-mid-2010s while Homestuck languished in relative obscurity.

#homestuck #problem sleuth #ms paint adventures #alternate history #cursed thoughts #came up with this idea thinking about the midnight crew #one wonders how they are percieved in that world

[calchexxis]

Hotdog water is basically tea if you think about it.

#cursed thoughts

[bread-squid-uwu]

AU where Cadenza dyes her hair brown to match Laurance instead of Laur dying his orange to match her

#cursed thoughts #mystreet #aphmau mystreet #minecraft diaries #aphmau minecraft diaries #cadenza zvahl #laurance zvahl

[goodgirlgonegothboi]

A woman moaning isn't an instrument, but a trans masc nonbinary vampire whimpering sure is. Take note, Rob Zombie.

#goth #vampire aesthetic #goth aesthetic #vampire #cursed thoughts #i should probably delete this later #i'm a trans masc nonbinary vampire btw #but i probably wont #teehee

[basement-writings]

M!Reader just trying to use a urinal in peace:…

M!Yandere taking the one right beside reader: Fancy meeting you here!

#I had childe in mind for this #Cursed thoughts #Yandere genshin x male reader #I hate this #Ran and Mikey could fit this #-ˋˏ ༻❁༺ ˎˊ- #Yandere male #male reader

[senseiwu]

...

Could you consider them monsterf-ckers djdkkdkd

#mei - ninjago oc #misako montgomery garmadon #cursed thoughts

[dashing-through-ecto]

It's 2am and I have cursed thoughts.

Danny Phantom Among Us AU

Danny gets trapped inside Among Us by technus or something and he has no idea what's going on.

He's in Space(!!!!!) In some strange clunky suit and no one will talk to him. Then suddenly one of the people around him gets fucking gutted by some other person and the other one just keeps going as if nothing happend.

Turns out Danny's first round in the game is actually an imposter game and he just doesn't know it.

So then a meeting gets called and suddenly there are people talking! Danny is so relieved! But they are so casual about someone just straight up dying that he just freaks out even more.

He frantically tries to tell them who killed the other person and his 'teammate' gets super pissed. They out Danny back and he gets voted out for 'running' the fun.

Then Danny is off to a new game, where he learns that he can talk to dead players when he's still alive, because they turn into ghosts when they die. Danny wants to help them but the ghosts just keep saying that they don't want to ruin the game and to give the impostors a chance. They keep calling Danny a cheater and bann him from lobbies, but Danny ist just incredibly confused the whole time.

#danny phantom #among us #among us au #dp among us au #this has been in my brain the whole day #it wouldn't leave so i wrote it down #not this is everyones problem #text #text post #prompt #cursed thoughts

[icespur]

In a YouTube video discussing Persona 5 Headcanons, someone joked that the velvet room attendances are all Igor's children via asexual reproduction.

Like, Igor just laid an egg and out they came.

That is so cursed, but I fucking love it.

#persona 5 #persona 5 royal #atlus games #velvet room #igor persona #random headcanon #cursed thoughts #asexual reproduction #elizabeth persona 3 #margaret persona 4 #lavenza p5 #theodore persona

[redlipstickcigarette69]

yeah ! 👍

#the residents are evil #mental illness memes #mental health memes #cursed memes #cursed posts #cursed thoughts #cursed #going crazy #i am slowly going insane #leon kennedy memes #i love leon kennedy #leon scott kennedy #leon s kennedy #leon kennedy #manifesting #affirmations