I like that, over all the fics and other content of Malenia ive consumed, there seems to be a split in interpretation of the amount of rizz this woman has. On one hand, people interpret her as entirely solitary and depressed and lonely Valkyrie because she has the rot and no one wants to get close to her and she's never experienced intimacy in her life. Which to me is a bit more lore accurate. However there's also a side of the fandom which interprets Malenia as absolutely DROWNING in bitches. She's got hoes and booty calls left AND right okay? And they're always women. Massive heaps of women who would get on their knees and stuff their mouths with persevering boluses and every other rot preventing method just to let Malenia hit. Which to me, is just funny, because same girlies. Whorelenia my beloved <3
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Ghostbat or Bruharvey need to be canon because they’re the toxic + messy horrible queer representation we deserve
like we need them to counterbalance the sanitized/wholesome rep of timber and jayjon, we need Bruce to be the one horrible bisexual who is never in a healthy relationship its just all mess and he is the worst
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Alright so I know I shared a lot of Forkface drawings, but I didn't only draw Forkface...
I also drew...
Ruin Monty!!!
(specifically the one from the Monty Gator & Foxy Show. Not the actual Monty from the Ruin DLC)
(If I ever draw Ruin DLC Monty he'll look different)
Also I know Ruin Monty is dead in the Monty Gator & Foxy Show (I don't believe that counts as spoilers anymore? But if someone didn't know that yet them I'm sorry), but I still like to picture Forky and Ruin Monty together
Also, just like for Forkface, I kinda headcanon/imagine Ruin Monty to also be genderfluid, but more for a "why not" reason compared to Forkface
(I also decided to nickname Ruin Monty as "Click" because I felt like it fit, it's cute, and I was pretty sure I heard somewhere that alligators could make a clicking noise. No idea if I made that up or if it was something else)
(also because Monty & Foxy said they would use Ruin Monty as Clickbait. So I call em Click.)
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All I want is for Kinnporsche to hire female bodyguards in season 2. Let's just double the chaos and dial up the sexy as we're all unhinged. Imagine psychotic women with guns? In suits??? I'll literally go feral
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Sometimes I remember Alistair and Cullen are put together in the 'wholesome blonde chantry boy' category, and together with the backlash for calling Alistair selfish and irresponsible (a character assessment which is supported by the game at least with Morrigan, though we should have the option to call him out as the Warden), I have to wonder if we as a fandom are experiencing the same game(s)
alistair: literally not even blonde (or white), hating the templars and the chantry, is actually selfish, irresponsible and grudgeful, cutting and dark sense of humour, incisive political analysis and commentaries in-game
some ppl in the fandom: is this a wholesome white boy to uwu over
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everyone else like "omg I hope we get to see so kawaii uwu father daughter moments" meanwhile I'm like man. I hope Eggman actually gets to finally fucking do something on screen and something cool lol
but I'm also just anticipating a refresher to the fandom of how game canon Eggman and Sage really are because the most popular fanon depiction of them both separately and together is so far removed from it rn. as long as we get that I'll be happy
but it'd also be nice if Eggman actually got to do something cus his ass got sidelined the hardest it has in a while in a game XD if I have to pick just one as long as he's in character still I'll be cool with it
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dB/dB2 Rambles #1
Welcome to the first of many rambles!
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The game itself consistently mentions the presence of "color energy", which is repurposed and used to make Blob's power-ups and can even be used in a negative light (ie the Hypno Ray). The question is: what exactly is color energy?
It's supposedly what makes up Raydia and its inhabitants, from the smallest insect to the largest of Raydians. The trees, water, dirt, roots, and perhaps even the planet's core are created or contain this strange energy.
Color energy, when used properly, can create beautiful things. Blob's power-ups (more specifically his rainbow power-up), and even the transform engine, are good examples of these. However, color energy is volatile. It is unpredictable and wild, and one wrong move can cause it to erupt and explode, or give you a result you weren't quite looking for.
Judging by the beams of light erupting from each major landmark in dB2, it's safe to assume that color energy can be split into different colors (ROYGBP and brown). In its purest form, perhaps it's white? Maybe it acts like a prism, where it can split off into these different colors, varying in color energy levels.
This shows in the sentient residents of the planet: Raydians. All Raydians, big and small, vary in shade and hue, their colors as vibrant as the bright beams of energy shining from the landmarks. Their colors are a different combination of color energy; no two Raydians are the same shade. You can have two green Raydians beside each other but you can quickly tell the difference. Perhaps one of them is more yellow than the other. Or maybe one of them is leaning toward a cool teal. Even though the combination of color energy makes them green, the levels of color energy are never truly 50/50.
"Are you blue or purple? Are you yellow or orange" are common questions amongst the species. Sometimes some colors look so similar to each other because of the levels of energy within them. Do you remember those crayons that came in that 64 Crayola pack? Do you remember all of those colors? Red-violet, yellow-orange, red-orange, etc?
You can get colors like that purely based on the levels of color energy. It makes them unique in a way.
But there is another question: how come Blob can't be yellow-green? Or blue-violet?
Well, just because we haven't seen him turn these colors in the games doesn't mean that he can't. Game-wise, the developers probably wanted to keep the game simple. Lore wise? Those were the only colors provided to him. With the right amount of paintbot mixing, he could be a nice yellow-green or blue-green. It just requires a lot of mixing on his part. It's like mixing a paint can.
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