#cute shit

[onmidnights]

stfu TK and TS are highlighted in a different color on the lyric mv for so high school

#cute shit #m #ttpd

[dd-writes]

Y'know what's cute? Jerking off to her nudes while she's on the phone having an innocent conversation

#dd posts #cute shit

[bravo4iscool]

mornings with ghost

i was in the bus omw to school when this popped up in my head🤭

this is pure fluff y’all😘 (and a bit of protective!simon lol)

(masterlist)

“Morning big boy,” you greet Simon as you walk behind the couch. You stop for a second to press a kiss to his head, your right hand lingering on his chest.

Your alarm just rung but he’s probably been awake for two hours at least. Damn those military habits. This man couldn’t even get a good eight hours of sleep.

“Mornin’ sweetheart,” he looks up at you, a smile on his face. “How’d ya sleep?” he wants to know, his left hand reaching for yours on his chest.

“Good,” you yawn, not happy about waking up but you had a shift to work and besides it’s only for today. Normally you took the closing shift.

He hums and plants a gentle kiss onto the inside of your wrist. “Better get ready, no?” he ask, looking up at you again and you nod.

“Yeah, probably… Boss’s been a bitch lately.” You want to pull your hand back and leave to the kitchen but Simon keeps it in his. He stands up and walks towards you, not letting go of your hand.

“He’s what?” You can clearly hear the shift in his voice. He’s pissed. Not at you, but your boss.

“It’s nothing major, Simon,” you try to soothe him but you already know that it would be senseless. He would go and rip your boss’s head off, if you’d ask him to.

“Did he touch you?” he immediately asks, his eyes narrowing. You can feel his grip around your hand fastening.

You need to suppress a chuckle. “No and he didn’t try to. He’s just been giving me shitty shifts and he’s grumbling more than usual.” His gaze softens. “As I said, nothing major.”

You smile up at him, before you lift yourself up on your tiptoes to press a quick kiss to his lips. “I love you Simon. But I need to get ready now.”

He nods, hesitatingly letting go of your hand. If he’d ever get hold of your boss he’d have a nice…talk with him. That was for sure.

#writing #ao3 #fanfiction #archive of our own #simon ghost riley #simon riley #ghost #simon ghost riley x you #simon ghost riley x reader #simon riley fan fiction #simon riley x you #simon riley x reader #simon riley headcanons #ghost x you #ghost x reader #mornings with ghost #fluff #cute shit #brain rot

[sumi-sprite]

This is entirely @wisp-of-chaos's fault. They got me into the idea of Illithid babies, specifically their OC Vlassk with baby Omeluum. If I have to suffer the cuteness overload and brainrot, THEN SO DO YOU ALL.

Under the cut due to length!

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1.) Born partially blind and know their parent of guardian by their psionic signature, touch, and smell. Their vision will gradually adjust over ten to fifteen weeks of age.

2.) Self soothing: Newborns are prone to suckling on their own tentacles!

3.) Internal yolk. A newborn Illithid will "nurse" on its parent's psionic energy for the first six to eight weeks of life before adjusting to a semi-solid diet.

4.) Cranium bones are still soft and not yet fully fused. This makes the birth easier for not just the parent, but the child as well, whose delicate brain can be easily damaged until the skull hardens.

5.) Limbs are soft and extremely weak. It takes months for a newborn to learn how to fully use its limbs, with their tentacles being the first to gain full mobility and dexterity.

6.) Claws are not yet developed. Fingers and toes and very soft and delicate and may be prone to injury if the parent is not careful. Grip strength is extremely weak compared to the tentacles.

BOTTOM TEXT: Extremely soft and fragile, but frighteningly intelligent and curious. Newborn Illithids may gain a higher vocabulary in under a year if they are cared for properly and fed a rich diet of sapient brain mush. At roughly a year of age, they can be given cut pieces of intact brain. After eighteen months, they are big enough to eat a whole half brain. They are able to walk, speak, and levitate around two years.

Other HCs not included due to limited space:

juvenile marks and spots vanish over time.

newborns cannot lift their own heads for at least five months due to the size and weight of their own brains.

teething. Newborn teeth come in at around ten months of age, then shed them at two years, gaining juvenile teeth. These fall out at five years old and they gain their first sub-adult set.

the internal yolk is visible until the newborn fully absorbs it and moves onto brain mush. The translucency of its belly also becomes opaque over their first year of life.

Newborns are entirely reliant on their parent or caretakers for the first two years of their life due to their weak muscle and delicate bone structures. Their fragility makes them precious to a colony, and they take almost as much precedence as an Elder Brain.

I don't know, I just thought this was fricken adorable and like I said, entirely Wisp's fault. I need baby Omeluum in my life being a curious and extra squishy little bean that can't stop putting things in its mouth and is ENAMORED by glowing mushrooms.

It's HC hobbies include extra long naps, chewing its own tentacles, chewing Vlassk's tentacles/hands, getting into places it shouldn't, wearing cookware, naps in its sling and/or Vlassk's tendrils, touching EVERYTHING, watching small critters, and contemplating the mystery of mirrors.

#SHADED AND GLAZED #shut up sumi #sumi does art #sumi has headcanons #HC #Vlassk #Omeluum #illithid #OC #AU #baby illithid AU #dnd #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #100% Wisp is an enabler for this #it's too fucking cute #cute shit #wtf #fanart #post

[matrixbearer2024]

When the school needs you to do a fundraiser project and so your team does so by selling tiny pins-

Skrunkly Vox chibi just gonna live rent free now on my ID lanyard HAHAHAHAHA

#vox #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin vox #cute shit #love this dude #I love how it turned out lmao #he's so tiny

[ceramicorn]

Coffe time

#my art #ceramics #tiny friend #miniature bunny #cute bunny #art #ceramicorn #friend shaped #ceramic figurine #cute ceramics #pottery #crafts #ceramic bunny #ceramic rabbit #rabbit #rabbit art #cute rabbit #cute shit

[magma-frog0]

Chris Redfield x Reader fluff

You're lying in bed, eyes wide as you stare up at the ceiling. You woke up from a bad dream, about Chris getting severely injured on a mission and not coming home. He always told you not to worry about him, but you couldn't help it. You looked over at him in bed, sleeping next to you, he was right there next to you and you still worried.

He must've felt your eyes on him and woke up, he turned around to face you and let out a tired groan. "What are you doing up baby?" He asks groggily and pulls you closer to him by the waist, nuzzling his head into your neck and kissing it.

"Nothing, just can't sleep." You said, he could tell by your tone that you were lying.

"Tell me the truth." He said, lifting his head to look at your eyes. "I hate when you lie to me, especially when it's something as small as you staying up a bit later than usual. " He said his tone soft and kissed your forehead.

You stayed quiet for a moment, not wanting to tell him due to some embarrassment on your part, but you knew that he would keep pressing you if you didn't tell him. "I just keep having dreams of you not coming home from your missions..." You said softly, almost wishing he didn't hear you speak at all.

"Oh sweetheart." He says in a gentle tone and pulls you into a tight hug, his hands caressing the back of your head. "I'm sorry, I promise I'll come back home from every mission if it means feeling you in my arms every time I do." He vows and holds you closer, kissing every part of your face that he could. "Please let me hold you as you sleep, to remind your worried mind that I'm here and that I'm not leaving anytime soon."

#Fluff #SHIT IS SO CUTE #resident evil #Chris Redfield #Chris Redfield fluff #resident evil fluff #cute shit #on that grind lowkey #Chris Redfield is fine #chris redfield x reader #CHRIS REDFIELD

[deaddeerdonoteat]

Vox is not a natural early bird. He needs that coffee.

Alastor is just a psycho who never sleeps.

#hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin hotel vox #radiostatic #pajama vox #fanart #cute shit #morning after #attractive tv man in tiny shorts

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#crazy stupid love #favorite of favorites #movie #movies #love this movie #faves #cute things #cute shit #love #gif #gifs #gifset #rom com #romantic comedy #filmedit #filmedits #ryan gosling #emma stone #jacob x hannah #hannah weaver #jacob palmer

[virtchandmoir]

Video: 子夜meow

#scott #off ice #i.am ontario #coach #4cc 2024 #cute shit

[queenimmadolla]

For flirty boyfriend Eddie, what are your thoughts on him using every opportunity he gets to compliment or drop a cheesy pick up line on you no matter how long you’ve been dating?

This man LIVES for flirting. He was definitely coy about it before you were dating, he used one to ask you on a date—it was such a fucking stupid pick up line—but he was comfortable enough with you to pull it out, even brought raisins to snack on for the bit, offering you one, “Care for a raisin?”

Your nose scrunches up, “No, I’m good.”

But Eddie’s not done yet. He’ll actually never be done with you, “What? Don’t like them?”

“They’re alright, not my favorite thing.”

“What about a date?” His grin is so big, teeth flashing as he delivers the punchline and you can’t not smile like some dork in love even though it was stupid, it made your heart sputter. “Did you get my joke?”

“Yes, Eddie.”

“Okay, just checking. Sooooo, you gonna go out with me?”

“Yes, Eddie.”

“Okay, just checking again.”

After he knows you’re interested and after he secures you???? He has no filter. None. He will pull out every cheesy line he’s got. He’s a man of opportunity, so if you set yourself up for him to drop you a line, he’s doing it. I’ve already got this headcanon that he’s pretty much a slightly edgier version of Duckie Dale, so not only is he making it his life’s mission to flirt with you until you can’t think about anyone but him, he’s also serenading you in public (that scene was iconic and made me fall in love with Duckie). You two would be at the mall, walking past the fountain and he’d let go of your hand only to run up and jump on top of the fountain, singing out Rick Astley’s “Together Forever” (he actually hates that song and Rick Astley, but he’s tryna get his point across) at the top of his lungs.

When you finally manage to get him down, he’s still singing while you drag him away, “TOGETHER FOREVER AND NEVER TO PART, TOGETHER FOREVER WITH YOU!”

Then he somehow ends up being the one in control, twirling you around towards the exit rather than dragging, “AND DON’T YOU KNOW I WOULD MOVE HEAVEN AND EARTH TO BE TOGETHER FOREVER WITH YOOOOUUU!”

He pretends nothing happened the moment you get in the van. He won’t deny it when you bring it up to your friends because 1.) he doesn’t care, he’s getting laid; 2.) he already entertained the idea of gaslighting the memories out of you but he doesn’t plan on stopping his randomly timed romantic outbursts so there’s no point and 3.) he knows you actually really, really love it.

Eddie likes watching you too, admiring you, you’re not even doing anything special. Could be flipping through a magazine, reading a book and you still got him kicking his feet in the air, hands in his palms. “Oh, how I love thee. Let me count the ways,” then he proceeds to list literally every single thing about you, from how pretty your hair is, to your eyes and the way you’re rolling them at him right then, how pretty you look when you blush and exist, likes that thing you do with your tongue in his mouth and on his cock, how good you smell, loves your kisses and how often you’ll take the time to straddle him and just plaster them all over his face just because, how loved you make him feel, how you’re the reason why he didn’t care about learning Frankie’s (Corroded Coffin’s drummer, who Eddie alternated for when he couldn’t make it) drum solos because the only thing he wanted to bang was you—you threw your magazine at him for that one—and then to shut him up you smother his face in kisses again.

This isn’t even really flirty but I need to state that he definitely has his hand up for a high-five after sex.

Eddie passes you notes at school with little compliments written on them, more often than not they’re a little dirty—and then he immediately looks away and pretends it wasn’t him when you turn back to look at him after the crumpled up piece of paper is tossed on your desk, or falls out of your locker.

They go something like:

'You look really pretty in that dress, bet it would look better on my bedroom floor though :) also I want to bite your thigh, I love you ‘kay bye'

'I hate to see you leave, but I love to watch you walk away cause your ass is F I N E, wanna bite that too'

'Is robin teaching you how to play the trumpet??? cause you’re making me all horny and shit'

'I can tell you spent a long time on your hair, can’t wait to ruin it for you, my love'

'I cut my finger :( kiss it better?'

when you follow through on that one, you get:

'Your kiss is pretty magical baby, made my finger feel better! :D That being said, I’d like to let you know my penis hurts'

Yeah, you follow up on that one, too. Every note is signed off with a heart that’s got devil horns and a tail. It’s also on fire.

He’s really in love with you, there’s no coming back from it and since he’s a man of affection, he’s gonna make sure you know as often as he can :’)

#giving eddie head(canons) #Eddie munson #Eddie Munson x reader #Eddie Munson x reader fluff #Eddie Munson blurb #Eddie Munson headcanon #Eddie Munson drabble #stranger things #stranger things 4 #boyfriend!eddie munson x reader #boyfriend!Eddie munson #I love him #no gareth #cute shit

[becausethathappens]

rhett and link shotgunning for the first time

#still thinking about this #my boy #🍋 #literally #̶t̶r̶y̶ ̶a̶ ̶b̶l̶u̶n̶t̶ n̶e̶x̶t̶ ̶ #wholesome vibes #cute shit #boyfriends #so pretty #randlore #having the time of their life #and it shows #god tier link looks #rhett sucking it down like a pro #mouth game too strong #.mp4

[amyriadfthings]

it´s the mirroring for me

#paul´s like wait where´s andrew going while i´m complimenting the fuck outta him hang on i gotta go with #cute shit #aous press #press tour of press tours #paul mescal #andrew scott #all of us strangers

[kcluvsshortswars]

The royal's are so cute <3

og pic/reference:

#shorts wars au #shorts #shorts wars #shitpost #shorts wars arg #youtube shorts arg #youtube shorts #fruit salad #royalmelon #royal pear #cute ship #sweetie pie #fanart #shorts wars fanart #ship art #cute shit

[ceramicorn]

my links

#my art #art #ceramics #animal illustration #tiger #tiger figurine #tiger art #tiger illustration #my ceramics #my illustration #ceramicorn #cute ceramics #friend shaped #cute #cute shit #ceramic figurine #ceramic tiger #animal #pottery #cute pottery #ceramic art #ceramic

[kumezyzo]

what would bf!sapnaps & readers lock screens be?

🥰

i think bf!saps would be of you out on a date with him at a fancy restaurant. like an anniversary dinner type beat.

he thought you looked so amazing and wanted to take a picture of you. he would tell you to smile but didnt think your smile was genuine enough. so he would try his hardest to make you smile genuinely. and when you finally do, he feels his heart go 'pitter-pat' 🥰🥰 later you find out it was a video and he took a screenshot of your smiling face and set it as his lockscreen when you went to the bathroom.

and if hes feeling spicytm he would set a spicy picture on his home screen. he wouldnt be dumb enough to put it on his lock screen.

i think readers would either be of him on his own (maybe sleeping on you or on the couch). or of you two in cute onsies maybe with mud masks and huge smiles on your faces.

maybe your home screen would be of him looking so mf good while driving 🤭 or a really aesthetic picture of you two holding hands. or the same thing as your lockscreen.

#sapnap #cute shit #pitter pat is a reference #i forget to what #but it is one 😭😭 #sapnap x reader #anon #asks #nony speaks