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konahilt · 8 months

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So there's this story about this young lady named Sarah that's going into an adventure with her bestie named Jonh Cine and they met friends along the way.

They met this chocolate lady that became their tour guide

but professor wrestler decided to retire cuz he believes that he became delusional that his head went places. MsPaint didn't want to let him go but she eventually accepted

and then they met this prisoner that went to prison cuz he pushed someone for sum reason but the one he pushed is of high-standing so he was put to jail and so Jonh Cine befriended the lonely man and also became Sarahs'

and then they played cards cuz chocolate lady is bored but then Jonh Cine is so nice he wants to donate sum blood in the hospital so he stayed behind

plus the pretty househusband (that she never knew that he knew of what she knew but she'll never know) decided to stay behind the nearby slaughterhouse cuz he wants to chop up meat so

Sarah went on her journey with the rest of her friends (and imaginary friend that for some reason has same name as her bestie)

also, chocolate lady left them in sum hotel and they met these one nurse and a jester that welcomed them in the lobby and a live snobby crab started being a snob

so then Sarah's rockstar and prisoner friends started playing rock-paper-scissors of who will pay for the hotel (yes, the prisoner has coins too) but they ended up getting yanked on the head and punched on the gut by the jester cuz he's annoyed of their squabbles and they were kicked out the hotel

and then jester got pinched after by the snobby crab

and then Sou started to get bored so he borrowed househusband's laptop (it appeared in front of him so why not) and played online games with his assistant-adopted-sibling and Sarah is terrified that they've been playing fortnight (she doesn't know how in one laptop) all three nights so she had Kg's help to get the laptop so they could play animal crossing cuz they're tired of playing with their imaginary friends and also to play with ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ

so then Sou refused cuz he a sneaky, beanie ᘛ⁠⁐̤⁠ᕐ⁠ᐷ

Sarah started missing Jonh Cine cuz he's been bullying her in her sleep and she wants to cry and pinch his face

speaking of pinch, they started playing cards again and the snobby crab appeared just to anger everyone by *pinching everyone on the gut* with reality

and then time came when they need to continue their journey but got reminded they still need to pay the hotel so they argue at each other and Kg reluctantly volunteered but then Sou's assistant-adapted-to-sibling felt bad so she volunteered but then Sou didn't want her to pay too so Sou volunteered

then they started to cry at each other

so then MsPaint threw herself into the lobby desk before pulling up her paint and brushes then painting everything in red and pink in a flash and then pulling up people's attention cuz she painted so fast as she pulls offf precise beautiful pieces of art and everyone's distracted that MsPaint stared at Sarah implying they leave

then Sou and his adopted-sibling-to-be decided to join a flower shop so they farewelled Sarah with a present of Jonh Cine in some screen playing appear-disappear-onehalf-onefourth before her group left (Sou still have the laptop btw cuz Sarah didn't notice)

But then they met Sou's ex-bestie, named whateverdafckuwanthisnamebe, also having a journey with his own friends: an emo, a clown, an emo2.0, a bread, a muscle, and a normal person

Technically, whateverdafckuwanthisnamebe is also one of the hotel staff too so he dragged Sarah and what's left of her friends: KiloGrams, ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ, and Ronald back into the hotel

they met the boss of the hotel and they were given a game where if they win, they can go back to their journey that is nonsensical cuz bloody what were their goals anyway but they agreed cuz they're broke af having no money and Kg found out he was robbed without knowing (by whateverdafckuwanthisnamebe btw) from the very beginning

whateverdafckuwanthisnamebe trolled them hard before he disappeared from existence when Ronald grilled some burgers and enticed the boss enough to make him the hotel's griller

and everyone was let go

obviously there's still something going on and Sarah saw through and decided, with the help of KiloGrams and ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ, commit arson and burned the hotel down

in the end, the three went home anyway cuz arson is tiring okay.

-the end-

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severussnapeislife · 10 months

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About Me!

Name: Alexis W.

Sign: Scorpio ♏

Age: 24

Birthdate: November 17, 1998

Relationship Status: Single Pringle

Favorite Band: Black Veil Brides

Favorite Song: Rebel Love Song, BVB

Celebrity Crush: Andy Black/Biersack

Addiction: Tattoossss

Eye Color: Brown

Hair Color: Brown but always dye it lol

Hogwarts House: Proud Hufflepuff 🦡

Favorite Harry Potter Characters: Severus Snape and Bellatrix Lestrange

Least Favorite Harry Potter Characters: Umbitch and the Dursleys

Favorite Harry Potter Ships: Huna all the way (Harry and Luna if you don't know) and Vikmione (Viktor Krum and Hermione Granger if you didn't know)

Favorite Twilight Characters: Alec, Jane, Caius, Aro, Marcus, Felix, Demetri, The Cullen's minus Alice, Charlie

Least Favorite Twilight Characters: Bella, Alice, Jessica and Jake

Why I like the certain Characters:

Severus Snape: I honestly had a crush on him tbh still think he's fine af, and even though he "hates" harry he protects him!

Bellatrix Lestrange: HAVE YOU SEEN HER OH MY GOD SHE"S SO BEAUTIFUL she may be insane but she loyal af just hate her when she kills dobby lol

Alec: He's so protective; how when him and Jane were burned on the stake we all know he wanted to take her pain away

Jane: How fierce she is but we all know with the right person she's just a marshmallow

Caius: Misunderstood, he only grumpy cuz he don't have a power, and we never know humans coulda hurt him in his human life

Aro: How he treats Jane and Alec like his children

Marcus: He was so devoted to his beautiful wife, he just got so sad when she was killed it breaks my heart

Felix: Boi protective af, especially to his friends/family and he a hunk

Demetri: How cocky he is tbh lol

The Cullens: How kind they can be

Why I don't like the certain Characters:

Umbitch: She's a snotty bitch lol

Dursleys: Look how the treated Harry!

Bella: She was so freaking self centered and didn't care at all about anyone else's feelings throughout the series!

Alice: She practically treated Jasper like a dog

Jessica: Too Snobby!

Jake: Annoying AF Won't accept the answer no

Pic of Cool thing I own!:

#about me

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i-am-pendy · 3 years

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I made a thing

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teddybeckham · 3 years

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charles melton, cis male, he/him, silver hey have you seen TEDDY BECKHAM ? HE let me borrow his PAINT BRUSHES . oh, you know them! they’re 27 and they’ve been at Roy G. for THREE YEARS. They are known to be a total SCORPIO. no wonder they’ve picked up the nickname THE BLACK SHEEP ! i’m surprised you haven’t heard them blaring STACY’S MOM BY FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE all night. they remind me of PAINT SPLATTERED JEANS, A LONG TIRED SIGH AND GETTING HIGH AT 3 AM. anyway, let me know if you see them ! (rachell, 23, she/her, mt, n/a).

ok hello omg im rachell and this is my lil shit teddy who just needs love ok? i haven’t gotten to play him in awhile and i’m really excited to play this new kinda version of him here?? this whole thing maybe kind of all over the place cuz we’re kinda figuring it out as we go lol but yes pls love us, this whole post is a lot so i apologize im--

tw cancer, tw death, tw depression, tw alcoholism

teddy was born november 3rd, 1993, as an only child, and though a sweet and happy kid he had always struggled with school, being diagnosed with adhd dislexia at a pretty young age causing him to learn at a different pace than the rest of the kids at his class

tho this was pretty hard on him and caused him to grow frustrated at his assignments more often than not, his mom was always there with the patient and supportive smiles, ready to give a hand wherever she could

things were ok with his dad for the most part the boy was just easily more attached his mother, it being as clear as day to anyone who knew the beckhams

it threw everyone in the small family for a loop when his mom was diagnosed with breast cancer by the time he was six, soon growing familiar with the visits to the hospital and seeing her in a way he never wished he’d have to

as the years went by and his mom now practically stayed in the hospital, the small boy was completely at a loss on how to cope, one day he had to put together a creative piece for school, and being completely fed up with everything, he just painted out everything he was feeling, not giving a shit on how it looked or what he was supposed to have done instead, completely caught off guard when his teacher absolutely loved it, saying she saw great potential in it and him, it being the first time he had actually felt good about smth in school

his mother passed away by the time he was 10, causing teddy to be a lot more closed off and withdrawn from his peers at school, growing frustrated a lot quicker, with art being the only thing that really kept him going as he even pushed his dad away as well, the pair never having been good at talking about their feelings

the death took a big toll on his dad as well, soon falling into a depression that costed him his job, at times not being fully capable of caring for teddy on his own, bringing in the boy’s aunt to help out when she could as he spiraled into borderline alcoholism....that is, until jasmine’s mother came along, slowly helping him come out of his dark place with each moment they spent together, supporting him through therapy and alcoholics anonymous

teddy found it difficult to be as happy for him as his aunt was, considering how it felt as if his mom was somehow getting replaced, let alone the seemingly perfect young daughter this new woman in his dad’s life had along with her. his dad never really took his love and passion for art all that seriously to begin with, now he had someone else to compare his son to, despite the age gap between the two and he couldn’t really stand it, causing him to give the new people in their life a difficult time at the beginning of them all getting to know each other that was pretty difficult to shake

by the time jasmine’s and teddy’s parents officially got married, the boy was around a freshman/sophmore in high school, at this point warming up more to his new step mom, able to see what his dad saw in her and over all grateful for all that she’d done for him, tho his new step sibling was still smth to adjust to, teddy being too awkward and feeling too much like he was living in her shadow to open up too much, on top of their differences with her as pretty much the golden child and him still not caring much for school and more throwing himself in his art instead of really socializing or getting to know others

fast forward to now with the 2 siblings having been in florida for 3 years, living together and still struggling to understand each other while also getting on each other’s nerves in between. their family at this point is a real one in teddy’s eyes, despite how much he feels like the black sheep when they facetime. call jas his step sister and he’ll sock you. over all there’s sm love there despite how difficult it can be to admit out loud or in general really

about him

takes meds for his adhd

there is nothing that he loves more or is more passionate about than his art, it’s his escape and his way to let out his emotions he doesn’t know how to communicate otherwise

his and jasmine’s place is filled with wips that he’ll just start cuz he got inspo, was bored, or was stressed out

kind of hard for him to sit still and can be pretty anxious but usually puts up a hard exterior so it’s kinda hard to tell

he is tired all the time, stays up too late to work on his art and relies on coffee to keep him going, someone stop him

is pretty hard to warm up to i wanna say but he’s such a lil shit and has chaotic dumbass energy but like...lowkey lol, very loyal tho, he kinda keeps others at arms length but will appreciate you sm if you become one of his ppl

can be reckless if he’s comfortable w you and around the right ppl

swears too much

extra awkward once finding out he likes someone, will be gruffer than he means to bc he’s just like ew why?

projects this sort of intimidating, confident kind of aura but is actually v insecure

trust issues *finger guns*

usually has paint stains on his jeans but he couldn’t really care less? and he’d dare someone to say smth to him about it

actual name is theodore but he hates it sm call him that at your own risk

stubborn AF and can be pretty judgmental of ppl who come off as snobby and entitled??? hates those kinds of ppl

is so so protective of jasmine despite usually being a pain to her, that’s his baby SISTER

where does he work? idek man maybe at like a tattoo place or smth, ill figure it out

#roygintro #🎨 // intro #not this taking me so long

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jimiyoong · 6 years

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One time I had a dream about Yoongi and jungkook. They both came to meet me in the Walmart parking lot (which is so random) and they were mad at each other so, yonngi being petty, pulled me to him because he knew jungkook liked me. And jungkook got mad and ripped me away from Yoongi and started fighting him and in the middle of the fight I told them if they didn’t stop they’d never see me again and they both got super sad and we engaged in a group hug saying how much theyre sorry & they love me

this is cutee :((

Anonymous said:Also, I’ve noticed a lot of people dream about Yoongi and kookie together!

Right??! That too! Another example above jxdjakdk

Anonymous said:I had a dream a while ago that I was back in school and Namjoon was my teacher & he kept being creepy af. He started following me around and at one point I started running away from him and yelling at him to leave me alone lmao idk.

creppy namjoon whatt 😲 I can’t imagine that djksdkl

Anonymous said:Oh oh i saw other people listing dreams with bts and I wanted to share mine too! A few weeks ago I just casually dreamed about my crush and for some reason my crush turned into jungkook and Ibwas like ?? But in the end it made my heart flutter cuz he did all kinds of boyfriend thingies and idk I just loved it 😂

jdkkskkd omg this is cute too. A lot of dreams about jungkook, interesting...👀

Anonymous said:Haha I wake up and saw a lot of anons talking about dreams so why not 😅 I had many dreams bout bts but my favorite was me meeting Jimin twice, one at a hospital and one at the mall. I have jimin dreams the most.

aww that must’ve been nice 😢 When will I have a cute dream with jimin :((

Anonymous said:(1/3)We are talking about dreams?? Well the first one with BTS that I remember was that they came to my backyard to film smh I have no idea what it was supposed to be. Well and I happily waved at them. But (I think it was) Namjoon grinned this very evil grin and showed me his middle finger (RM my baby why? ;-;) and all the other BTS members looked so snobby and plain douchebags. My brains a b sometimes. Second one was confusing. JK and Me were dating or smh. But I was JM? It was so confusing.

(2/3) I could even time travel to save our relationship? I was me at some parts and then I was JM again?We weren't supposed to be in a relationship. And I tried to hug him in public but he kinda got mad and ran away? I followed him with some weird bike :') We almost kissed (JK and JM but still me) but no. My dream ended. Third one was today. Cuz I read a Jikook smut b4 bed and JK was a police officer or smh. Anyway. It was like all the BTS members were in some show

(3/3) (They all looked so soft expect JK he was so Dope era) JM had told JK to be sexy? But JK didn't want to do it? But in the end he tried and kinda did this brow raise and bit his lip and (my dream had subtitles) because they were speaking some random language) he said something like "Dumb dump...-words I can't remember-" and I don't remember anything else. I wrote like an whole essay to you ._. I'm sorry and I love you. Notice me senpi.

Middle finger lmaoo Noo don’t be sorry, damn you had interesting dreams , @ jikook what are you doing 😂😂😂 Love youu too❣️

#anon #replies

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