#cuz tbh who can say no to egg

[tokio-motel]

i thought of this shi in class so why not give it to u

ngl u be needin more kaulitz twin stuff they be so cute💀 any type of fic bro i do not careeeeeee headcannons or fic u choose cuz im too lazy too🥰

ANYWAY

ahem

kaulitz twins bro who got a bf who is jus mean asf💀 like he's always mad n shi like there is no 'soft spot' for them tf he'll cuss them mfs out too just cause they started dating aint mean SHIT🙅🏾🙅🏾🙅🏾 he will back hand them no hesitation(too far but he still gon push em or smth)

but another thing i thought of is if he realized he actually hurt they feelings bro maybe at the same time or separate idk(bill or tom didnt say anything or show it but you could see) and since he doesn't know how to say sorry bro decided to be nice and fucking sweet🤷🏾 jus for a lil while tho🧍🏾making them food waking them up(IN A NICE WAY) giving them hugs letting them hug him(bro prolly hit them if they tried to hug him before) kiss them n shi doing cute couple stuff bro the basics he does not follow😪🤞🏾

a thought jus crossed me tom thinkin his bf fuckin broke like r u good🤨🤨🤨

KAULITZ TWINS X MEAN READER

doing seperate cuz i CANNOT write rn idek brah m gonna quit or smthhh 😭😭😭

BILL:

・I feel like he loves affection so much 🙁🙁

・He understands boundaries, he makes sure not to cross them

・BUT DEAR GOD HE JUS WANTS TO HOLD YOUUUUUU

・Pouts a little when you swat his hand away but overall tries not to make a big deal 'outta it

"don't hug me brah."

"....my bad."

・His love language has to do with more physical touch so it PAINS the mf but like 🤷🏻🤷🏻

・Sometimes the things you would say to him stung, but he knows that's just how you are and you don't mean to intentionally hurt him...or he hopes so.

・It gets to the point when he's blinking back tears, shrugging his shoulders and looking anywhere but you

・nahhh tbh he probably thinks he's dreaming when you start being nice

・like if YOU stretch out your arms for a hug? he's running to you and laughing omll

・If you only do this for a few days he takes ADVANTAGE of it.

・bro does not leave your side...like at all.

TOM:

・not that big on physical affection himself, he likes it but can definitely go without it

・Although it sucks he can't occasionally hug you or pull you to his side, often daydreams of holding you like that even though you're already together 🙁

・Doesn't know how to feel if you push his hand away, swat him on the arm, etc

・Like...bro's kinda sad but he knows you love him...hopefully. 💀

・Randomally slugging him in the arm? ohh shit he's mad

・DOESN'T REALLY LIKE YELL BUT OH MY LORDDD

"m/n what the fuck."

"wha'd i do?"

・He doesn't really care if you say something rude or snarky, words don't really get to him

・But damnn bro's getting cussed out and all he wanted to do was hold your hand while walking 😭😭😭

・EEEE MAKING HIM BREAKFAST IN BED? bro thinks your playing a trick on him tbh

"here, tom." and then it's just a plate full of fucking eggs, bacon, pancakes, etc.

・he thinks you're acting strange but bro gobbles that shit DOWNNN

#grammar is not going well rn #mb lol #tokio hotel x female reade #tokio hotel x reader #tokio hotel x male reader #tokio hotel x you #tokio hotel #bill kaulitz x you #bill kaulitz x reader #bill kaulitz x male reader #bill kaulitz #tom kaulitz x male reader #tom kaulitz x y/n #tom kaulitz x you #tom kaulitz x reader #tom kaulitz #is that it idek

[science-slapfight]

SCIENCE-SLAPFIGHT FINALS

24. Dr. Diana Diamond (She/Her) @numberposting

She's a science lady. She's trans. AND she's a lil stupid and lame!!! She's got it all!!! She lives in a universe where “mad scientist” is an Actual job you can get, she literally has a degree in Mad Science! She’s Very adamant that mad science is all about pushing the limits of science without being “constrained” by ethical standards set by society, which is to say that she has a moral compass made of swiss cheese. Hashtag girlboss <3

While some people can be a liiittle off-put by her basement-turned-lab containing fun death lasers, she’s honestly just a dweeb once you get to know her. When she’s not conducting weird experiments for mysterious benefactors (or just for personal enjoyment), she’s hanging out with her epic and cool wife Alice!!

Although Diana can be a lil withdrawn, Alice’s optimistic and excitable personality really brings out the best in her!! They do almost everything together: Baking, stargazing, long walks on the beach, vivisecting people…

Her wife is super normal btw don’t even worry about it <3

In short, you should vote for certified sillygirl Diana becuz:

1. She’s a funnie trans lesbian

2. She loves her wife SO much

3. She didn’t get a PhD in Mad Science for nothin’

4. She listens almost exclusively to They Might be Giants and Oingo Boingo

5. She could use the validation tbh

6. She lost the last poll she was in on round 1 isn't that so sad :(

7. I love her :D

Also she does enjoy cupcakes!! She prefers cookies tho <3 If given a cupcake she'd probs just give it to Alice cuz that's what love is all about!!

Relevant Links: She has a whole Neocities blog site thing!! It hasn't been updated in a long while cuz College Hard BUT it'll be updated again sometime in the future!! https://diamondexperiments.neocities.org/

28. Lady (She/Her) @forkdork

Lady is a cold-hearted scientist who would do anything in the name of science even if she has to commit horrible actions. After all, in the end, this is for the better of the world even if she has the break a few hundred eggs to get the results she wants. Who else would sacrifice the things she has to get to this point? Who would go to such extremes to the point of the only thing you have left is your work and your name? Well. Lady would even from a young age this was the case her whole life pretty much leading her to the point she is now. Her twin sister didn’t even get in the way of her goals. Being one of the first to figure out how to use science to manipulate magic due to this headset of hers

This pretty much led Lady to be ‘respected’ or feared more then anything in her workplace with the actions she has committed. Lady being responsible for hundreds of documents, subjects, and scientific discoveries to be made. While also being responsible for hundreds of families to be torn apart.. Lives to be lost… people being driven insane due to her experiments… Obviously, this has bitten Lady in the ass many MANY times. With subjects escaping and attacking her when they get the chance, but of course, they never go far and just end back in Lady’s grasp.

Relevant Links: here! it has uh alot of violence! and blood! i dont normally write alot but i do draw a bunch https://toyhou.se/12615920.lady-/gallery

(Image credits: @numberposting and @forkdork respectively)

#finals #polls #24. dr. diana diamond #28. lady

[alienssstufff]

I’m kinda confused with the Codes vs federation. I know that the codes explicitly say that they’re against federation, but I was under the impression that all of Slime’s bday stuff was organized and set up by the federation. Was it not? Tbh I missed the first part of that stream bc that part of the Vod got muted, was there anything important in it…?

If there was a part of the vod muted, that's probably because Charlie was just chatting, doing karaoke, and reacting to Jaiden's new video for abouttt the first ~145 mins of stream whwhw

yeah I was under thought they were behind the birthday stream too

It's highly implied however that some of the codes were made by the Federation calling them "failed experiments" and "abominations". Codeflippa and the Code q!Etoile's is bound to are adamant that they are against the Federation

[me theorising undercut]

Personally I theorise q!Slime's Birthday Scavenger Hunt and Sub-Eggxile (the mines) STILL as things built by the Federation knowing they are the only ones with access to do something as elaborate as that and there are too many signifiers that are in favour of keeping Slime attached to the island -- with Codeflippa being the final present for Slime to discover and were in the process of making a new egg for him...

I also theorise that because of how faulty this Codeflippa was, they abandoned that final portion of the Scavenger Hunt, stopping at just the presents inside Slime's house as the final destination. Codeflippa to the Federation was never supposed to be something Slime would find, there was no official letter like the other presents that would direct Slime to the mines, instead relying on invisible forces (Something we know Codeflippa can do) playing with things such as the lights and torch trail. Codeflippa was supposed to remain forever hidden away the Sub-Eggxile house.

"They always hide their imperfections - their failures" This could also explain why theres a giant unfinished hole at the back of the Sub-Eggxile house where Codeflippa was hiding it's too out of place.

ALTERNATIVELY Another theory could be that the Codes are advanced enough to fabricate something as legit as a Federation-held Scavenger hunt it's possible. Though I have doubts cuz,,, why would they try to pretend to be the Federation (to someone who's pretty neutral on the situation) when all of Codeflippa's actions afterwards are openly Anti-Federation?

Much to think about much to think about

#ask stufff #stufff rambles #qsmp spoilers #juanaflippa #slimecicle #qsmp #interested in where the mystery guy in the fed photo leads Slime's lore to #whwhw in a way its kind of like looking for Codeflippas grandad (technically-'real'-dad-but-its-complicated)

[buckrecs]

Ik you have a best friends dad but How about a dbf

DBF!Bucky

masterlist | req masterlist

tbh i didn’t like dbf bucky before but now …. 😎

Also this is going to be under smut category cuz almost every single one is smut.😏

ONESHOT

unattainable by @heavysoldat

Bucky has a cure for the reader’s terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad day.

saltwater kisses by @jurassicbarnes

In which he whisks you away on a romantic getaway at his beach house.

Almost Caught by @loveaffaire

Too Young To Love You by @sinner-as-saint

You come home from uni to spend the holidays with your parents. And you find out that your feelings for a certain man named Bucky hasn’t died out completely yet. One look at him and the sparks and butterflies came to life again. However, there are a couple of issues which stand in the way. First, Bucky’s twice your age. And second, he’s your dad’s best friend.

What Goes Around by @navybrat817

Bucky is your friend's dad and your dad's friend and nothing more. Until he isn't.

3 Weeks Waiting by @alwaysf0rev3r

you’ve been hooking up with your dad’s best friend for months, but you accidentally ghosted him during finals week. saying he’s desperate is an understatement.

just between us by @mellowsaturns

you and bucky have a little moment in your bathroom at your family’s brunch.

jade green daydream by @nexusnyx

touch my soul from outside by @buckycuddlebuddy

your father’s best friend, who happens to be your secret boyfriend, knows exactly how to love on you.

vanilla by @buckycuddlebuddy

his scent was the other thing that made you go stupid other than his eyes: leather, a bit of vanilla, oranges and wet wood.

hash brown, egg yolk by @wndalovebot

alone with you by @classylo

quarantining with your dads best friend doesn’t sound like the worst thing in the world. too bad it also forces you to realize some things… ;)

SERIES

the warmth of winter by @captainsimagines

You’re home for the holidays after landing your dream job. When your dad’s old army friend stops by for the month, he makes waves immediately. Your little vacation is disrupted… for better or for worse? Nobody has to know.

the warmth of the future by @/captainsimagines

It’s been two years since you fell in love with Bucky Barnes, and the holidays are just around the corner. With even more love, more friends, and more family in attendance, you and Bucky fully intend to enjoy these days with as little drama as possible. But that’s not always the case with a relationship like yours, is it?

A Taste for Older Men by @seventven

y/n is moving back in with her parents after breaking up with her college boyfriend. due to an emergency at work, y/n’s dad is unable to pick her up and sends his friend bucky in his stead. to bucky’s surprise, y/n is no longer the innocent girl he remembers from years back.

Peaches by @buckycuddlebuddy

what they were doing was wrong, both of them knew that. it had to be kept as a secret. not everyone would understand what they have, she knew that much. they’d look at them and see an older man misleading a girl so much younger than him. it wasn’t the thing, though. that had never been the thing. it wasn’t misleading, taking advantage ─whatever they called their situation. it was love. forbidden, not-society-friendly, but love. 

just checking in by @wandalovebot

safe and sound by @witchywithwhiskey

you're alone at your parents' summer cottage with your dad's best friend bucky barnes when a thunderstorm strikes in the middle of the night and the childhood fear that has followed you into adulthood rears its head—so all you can do is ask bucky if you can sleep with him.

masterlist by @metalbuckaroo

masterlist by @bucksfucks

masterlist by @goldenjo

masterlist by @becca-e-barnes

masterlist by @anchoeritic

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#bucky barnes fic rec #bucky barnes x reader #bucky barnes x y/n #bucky barnes x you #bucky barnes smut #bucky barnes x f!reader #bucky barnes series #winter soldier x reader #dbf!bucky

[protectingtulpas]

hi! if you’ve answered this before i’m sorry, but could you go into what it’s like being both a traumagen system and a system with tulpas? i’ve been curious about this as a traumagen syshost myself. does it affect your innerworld? do the tulpas act vastly different or work differently i guess than the traumagen alters? thank you!

omfg this took us forever to answer for like 200 stupid reasons but YEAH i have a lot I want to talk about with this, where do I even start??? I guess I should clarify that we don't really know what our "original origin" is- we'd been median for as long as the body can remember, and we DK if it was because of our autism or because of social problems or if we were just born that way. Whatever it is though, we were a plural egg when I was created, so pretty much everyone other than the few of us that we discovered from before that considers me the "first" one after the host subsystem. As more shit happened though irl we got more & more traumagenic members, dissociation, memory issues, and whole loads of other shit. So basically, that's the perspective I'm coming from with all this.

So with that outta the way, here're some'a my experiences as a tulpa in a traumagenic/mixed disordered system

One of the biggest signifiers I noticed of our system structure changing completely was our headspace actually, so it's pretty great you mention that tbh. After we got a lotta traumagenic members, something shitty happened I won't talk about, and our headspace basically totally shattered. It used to be little more than our vivid imagination- yeah, I could feel my body and visualize the world around me and stuff but nothing super weird or unusual happened, and I couldn't do stuff in the Wonderland completely outta front. It wasn't like, another Space completely unaware of the host - and I know that's possible with training but we were nowhere neeear that. But after headspace broke, everything was expansive, ever-changing, always with more secrets and hidden things to discover. Lots of fucked up stuff most of us can't access too, but yeah, intense dissociation made it totally different. It's harder to navigate, but I also get more privacy.

As for if I work differently, I'd say yeah, I kinda really do, actually. Obviously, my creation took a lot longer cuz I'm consciously created rather than split or introjected or whatever, so it took a while for me to come into my own, and I was a lot more "fluid" than other headmates for awhile. Regardless of if they're traumagenic or not, something I've noticed about how different I am compared to other member types is that they're, idk, like solidly set in who they are and everything from the beginning. My host, too. They're like a solid, and I'm like a.... non-neutonian fluid or whatever, that ooblek shit. Even after all this time I still feel like I choose my identity and to Exist constantly, y'know? I think it's part of why I've always felt like "tulpa" is part of my species ngl. Everything else is secondary to that. I want to exist, I need to exist. That keeps me going sometimes

As for traumagenic specific stuff though, there're some other interesting things to talk about also. As our dissociative symptoms increased, it got harder and harder for me to move around the fuzz- but honestly, that's the body's fault. I haven't even been personally affected much other than what the body does to us. I can move around headspace more freely than most of us, I can sense more people around than others, and I can control the body way easy now that I've had practice. The only reasons I don't front are when I don't feel like it, somebody else needs it, or the body is too tired and id be bored outta my mind. I guess it's like I have executive access to a bunch of stuff, hahah!

Tbh tho it all just, changed me as a person more than anything else. I'm not the system's main protector because I exist to be one or cuz the body assigned me that role- it's because I took it up on my own choice and decided my own purpose. I protect people and that's part of the core of who I am, cuz of the circumstances I came around in. I wouldn't change that part of me for the world ngl. I know my point boils down to "don't forget your tulpa is a person too" a lot, but... Yeah. they may not have the same struggles as your traumagenic alters, but you're all still Goin Thru It together, so you'll both be affected by whatever happens from there on out as a team.

But hey, aint that what healthy multiplicity is all about?

#tulpamancy #pluralgang #tulpa #pro tulpa #endo safe #endogenic #tulpa safe #tulpa system #mixed origin #traumaendo #multigenic #plural community #my experiences

[hiding-in-the-vault]

Anything else you can share about your dream team au? 👀

I always have more to say about any AU at all times thank you

Well I'm thinking it's going to take a large common enemy to get those 3 to earnestly team up. Either the egg is popping off again, why not- ooorr Quackity goes off the wall and becomes a bit more public with his slime army- again, cuz why not. Or some other third thing having to do with the Imbalance™ of the server™

(trying not to tangle myself in the exposition, since I always do that lmao)

Tbh. I think Quackity especially would not take well to the knowledge that Sapnap and George teamed up with Dream. But hey, you tell me, tumblr user Elmhat :]

Besides that, I am working on a Punzo design. I like the idea of sticking with the campy video game/dnd vibe, and make him like a merchant type character. Realistically he'd be more of like a supplier, info broker, etc, Something like that. He also thinks the three teaming up is a terrible idea but also it's kinda nice to see? But also he fully expects them to kill each other. But dying is ofc not a big deal, so he's not getting involved beyond whatever is necessary for The Plan.

Speaking of, Dream still hasn't talked much about The Plan™. George doesnt like talking about XD, especially to Dream. Sapnap doesn't talk about the death book (but also idr who he tells about it in canon, gotta refresh on that) and also doesnt trust Dream as far as he could throw him and gets on edge and cagey frequently. Like "Dream: whats Foolish been up to?" "Sap: why you wanna know? huh?? not telling you shit" "Dream: ;/ " stuff like that lol

A recipe for success! :D

#elmhat my beloved #power trio #wanted to get to this hours ago but work keeping me busy smmhhh #<3

[get-rammed]

I also love how you have foxy rising baby Roxy do you have art of how he found her or her with her mom. Cuz I know he a fox and Roxy A wolf o don't know if Fox and wolfs can cross breed but I am very curious on how he found her or who he merrid to.

Tbh within the werebeings world, it runs on human breeding rules. Whatever child comes out is just a mess of dominant traits. So in the case of say a bunny and a fox, it's likely a bunny will come out kinda thing.

But for Foxy, Roxy isn't his child through blood at all. But rather that funky book only (minus a few easter eggs) wolf is Roxy's dad. We're gonna call him TW and slap him as Foxy's brother. TW and his partner died in a car accident shortly after Roxanne was born, leaving a horribly ill prepared Foxy to suddenly be a dad. He didn't turn down the challenge and just figured his life out around Roxy.

A lot of the crew helped when he had to do shows and such. So she was basically raised around the rock world, and got to see a lot of things, but it left her a little socially awkward as she wasn't around kids her own age until she was like 10, which was when Foxy had some people he trusted take Roxy while he was touring and such. Still was pretty active in her life though, and spent as much time as he could with her.

Since he raised Roxy from birth, she has always referred to him as dad and has always seen her as dad, and Foxy has always been very open about her history. Would tell her stories of her birth parents all the time.

Which death of bio dad in car accident, and Foxy later getting into his own accident, Roxy was incredibly terrified she lost her dad again. But Foxy came out okay.

Foxy has no like, base canon partner in my AU. Just a free floating single dad looking to mingle

#the ram replies #text ramplies #werebeings au #werebeings au lore #were!foxy #were!roxy #monkeyking-and-liuer-mate

[brahkest-fr]

do you have any tips on making fandragons? yours are really good in a way i cant quite quantify

oh why thank you! I love my dumb fandergs so much kldjkldd

I'm not sure if I have tips per se, but I can explain how my thought process works when I do make fandergs so maybe that can be helpful 👀

when it comes to making them, the way I do it is first deciding what breed to make em. I consider what details I want to bring out of the fandom character so for example, I made my Johnny Bravo dragon a pearlcatcher cuz I wanted the dragon to have hair but not so much like a tundra. I also had an outfit in mind (to match Johnny's t shirt and jeans) so that ruled out ancients since you can't dress em and I didn't feel like making a skin lol.

and behold: a man™. when I drew him, I thought it'd be funny to actually match the style of the show so he's all angular and disproportionate. I only included features that I wanted from the pearlcatcher like the horn, ears, and tail and tbh he looks like a rhino lol but I decided stuff like the hair tufts on the face and limbs was too much for my taste.

same thing went for my Samurai Jack dragon. however, this guy's actual dragon sprite is a lot more complex just cuz I felt like making him fancy and giving him armor.

but when I drew him, he's just very much like Jack in the show, including the style. and I'm not saying fandergs have to match the style of whatever, I just think it's a fun nod. you can also notice here I didn't draw the smoke gene on him. that's just a personal decision I wanted to keep only on the sprite, in reference to Japanese ink paintings.

my design philosophy in general is "how would x person look like if they were a dragon." but if it's like an animal/creature fanderg (like for example my bazelgeuse derg from monster hunter) then I just kinda combine both elements together.

so for Tasha here, laced and edged look like chonky scales which for me was close enough to the egg-like scales of bazel and I got a skin for the fire theming. no clothes cuz I didn't wanna cover up the skin so sometimes I don't even dress em up if I prefer seeing their bodies.

when I drew her, you can see the combined bits of both the monster and wildclaw - bazel's wings, the chonk claws, egg scales, facial features - wc tail feathers, the multigaze, feather hair. there's a lot of "use your imagination" in my designs so like, I don't usually take things at immediate face value. so some people might see laced/edged as just flat scales or maybe even feathers but my brain went oh those are fat fuck egg bombs kjldfkldkl.

sometimes my fandergs are just inspired from colors like Baja who's a taco bell fan dragon lol. I saw this hat and was like yeah I can do something with that. another example of a derg I didn't really dress cuz I wanna see the baja blast™ capsule. Baja would prolly be one of the more thematically standard flight rising dergs of my fandom ones cuz she's just a spiral without anything fancy pancy going on like the previous ones.

and sometimes it's just fun to make things kinda funky. for my Jacket fanderg, I was like, what if the chicken mask was literally a part of him and badabing it worked out really well with scales. his other colors are like red and white cuz I wanted a sort of basic bitch rooster color scheme. most of the fandom bits come from the skin I made him so he's a bit more involved on the artsy side of things. the art of him afterwards became a literal interpretation of the sprite.

I have a lot more fandergs of course but that's more or less my thought process on designing them! I don't usually have any sort of standard for designs, it really ends up being how much I feel like putting in and how much do I directly want to interpret from a fandom source. sometimes it's very literal and other times it's like a lil nod or so. tbh, you can really make a fanderg out of anything since what you wanna see is entirely up to you. I personally think it's pretty fun to see how close I can get with just what the site has to offer.

I have two more fandergs I'm actually working on rn and am very excited to share when I get to it hohohehe

#I'm so deep in fandom stuff rn it's insane #no one look at me I'm having a moment #fandergs #blood #multigaze #multiple eyes

[thymeebutter]

A few fun examples of things that probably should have ticked parents off towards my autism:

(!! Feel free to share with your own!!)

Having a comfort blanket, and when it was suddenly taken from me and thrown away after years and years with it, I completely shut down until it was replaced and I had adequate time to mourn. (Didn't do anything for over a week, like barely ate and just cuz I was fed)

Being so confused about the order of things and how you were supposed to do them, to where my mom got fed up and just printed and laminated step by step flow charts and guides for things like getting dressed, showering, brushing my hair, ect

Constantly stimming

Learning disability squad ✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️💜✨💜✨💜 (dysgraphia specifically, effects my ability to put things in my head onto paper, my handwriting is atrocious, spelling is not good, I don't know how to write or type in proper grammar I just use speech to text, also writing hurts my hand a lot. Might ask why I don't type, I have a very difficult time putting things onto screen as well, I like speech to text because I can just say my thoughts and it cuts out the sucky middle man)

Refused to learn vowels and cursive, got extremely mad when I was shown algebra, calmed down when I realized there wasn't actually writing words involved

Was part of the "advanced group" of one other person in 5th grade and was learning algebra. (Definitely wasn't in advanced classes through high school though, those teachers were a lot less accommodating towards my learning needs so I got majorly behind in everything)

Loyal to a fault with friends, and was often taken advantage of and lied to

Obsessed with eggs, specifically deviled eggs, would go to every single neighbor on the street that I had been introduced to, and try to trade them pictures of their pets for eggs (it worked with two of them and I would routinely visit for more deviled eggs loll, I got inevitably caught when I would just put the unprotected egg into my pocket to save for later and made a mess) 😭

Didn't know how to approach people or play with them, at literally any age. Only didn't stand out majorly because on my first day of kindergarten a girl ran up to me and said that we were now friends and basically guided me through everything lol. Honestly looking back I think she just had fun bossing me around but I wasn't against it or anything, it helped me not stand out too much.

Would interrupt class to tell teacher that a poster (often times cartoon drawings) had incorrect gravity, physics, anatomy, ect, and would completely miss the point that it's a cartoonized version

Did not understand really the concept of sharing and what belongs to who for a good while

Told my mom that when I was an adult I was going to buy a hundred erasers to just chew on throughout the week, was told that this was a good idea, now I have chewy toys lol

Also remarkably too obsessed with pet toys, still am tbh, The crinkles and bells and squeakers are fun, what can I say?

Learned to "pretend play" when my parents were watching, but would just do my own thing otherwise and play with things in a very nerdivergent way.

Had very bad depression and anxiety since at least 4th grade

Literally my only other friends were either kids who just adopted me as a friend suddenly (99% of them took advantage of me), or were also disabled in some way and ostracized

OBSESSED with my little pony and having wings

Once I got slightly older and got unrestricted internet access, became even more obsessed with fallout Equestria (I have the fancy leather bound golden embossed print I'm so happy) (I want the project horizons one too)

Would very very obviously mirror people around me, typically adults, they thought I was just being funny

Very bad with volume control, would be extremely loud, then extremely quiet, then wouldn't respond at all. Parents didn't care as long as it wasn't the loud one since they were tired with younger siblings.

Taught myself to read because my mom was too slow, was reading Nancy Drew at 4 (I don't actually know if that's the normal age)

Could read well in my head, had extreme difficulty putting the words together out loud

My favorite blanket was two pieces of fabric tied together, and when I was overwhelmed I would untie some of it and then retie myself inside of it and hide in there for hours

Would retreat to small dark spaces like closets and under beds, parents didn't care cuz I was out of their hair

I grew up on my Little pony and a VeggieTales, so I was very over the top expressive when I was younger since I was copying the shows I liked, didn't mean I would pull the red expressions at the right time though, people just figured I was funny

Would walk directly behind people I liked and trusted, constantly got yelled at by my mom for stepping on her heels

Would get extremely upset if anyone was behind me more than once or for more than 20 seconds

Always felt like a really bad kid, and like I was really stupid for just having a different brain

Very clearly not a cishet kid, not an exact trait of autism itself, but autistic people are more likely to be LGBTQ+

Was extremely good at reading in my head, but extremely upset when I was told to read at the same speed and level out loud. There's like a disconnect in my head that makes it hard putting words in my head or from paper(extremely bad at reading out loud) into vocal noise that is coherent

Took things very literally (very fun story! Was bad with personal space, and when I was about 10 my parents realized that I wasn't just trying to be cute, I was told to stay an arm's length away from everyone at all times. Later that day, A pregnant lady at our church feels a tiny hand on her tummy, thinking that I must be curious about her baby she excitedly turns to me. I am glaring, and when I see her looking at me I explain that I was told to keep an arms length away at all times, but I was very frustrated because I was still somehow doing it wrong??????? She found this very hilarious, and found me years later to tell me the story, apparently it's one of her favorites so that makes me happy at least. I did definitely get in trouble though rip)

Book I like? Reading it cover to cover over and over until I can tell you what happens on every page

Tried to show interest in other people and bond with them by info dumping on things I liked and then waiting for them to do the same, sometimes this worked out very well, other times it did not and I may or may not have thought that my dad hated me all throughout middle school because he did not show interest in the same way and neither of us understood.

Bonded a lot with my dad though as a kid through both getting hyper fixated on the same LEGO game, he would play and be very strict about anyone interrupting his focus or making noise, and I would sit and watch for hours without moving, it was pretty chill

Terrible at telling when I was hungry or thirsty

My first memory is signaling for a parent to fill up my sippy cup, and my dad did. Except when I took a drink, it was lukewarm! I was disgusted and even though I needed water and felt bad physically I refuse to drink. Now I'll drink lukewarm water if I have to I guess, like if I have a bad headache and need to take meds.

Got low-key hyperfocused on dork diaries in either fourth or 5th grade for a bit, taught myself a chunk of calculus, scored way too high on my computer state testing and gave my teachers way too high math expectations :p. Forgot everything within a week because I got re-obsessed with mlp

Got in trouble for giving rude looks a lot, turns out I was just either giving too much or too little eye contact, I figured out that you could counteract this a bit by complimenting people, because a lot of people like when younger kids compliment them

Did not at all realize that I was bullied until I entered middle school and the kids were a lot more obvious about it, even then I was very dense to most of it and still kind of am

Bad at telling when things hurt, had a terrible ankle that would constantly give out, and because I wouldn't be able to tell it hurt or wouldn't be able to react appropriately to the pain I would just be told to walk through it. Whenever I ended up hurting myself I would always hope that no one saw so I could just continue playing, unfortunately when the kid is covered in blood that's kind of a red flag and you get sent to the nurses office and then to the doctors or home loll

Also related, I was not very good at acting sick when I was sick, so teachers wouldn't believe me. I would tell them very straightforward that I was about to throw up and I guess I wasn't acting the part because they would tell me not to lie. Jokes on them I guess, or the janitor. Poor janitor ya'll deserve more love

Took people seriously, whenever I was told to figure things out on my own or do them myself I would, even if I ended up extremely hurting myself. I would always get scolded for not asking help but I would be so confused cuz I was told to do it on my own

Later in elementary school I was very bad at playing the games everyone else played, especially the pretend ones since I didn't really get the rules or what was going on, but my best friend was really popular so I just followed her around and she vouched for me (once again, someone who just adopted me as a friend, still friends now and we like to joke that she's stuck around me too long and has just gotten used to it all lol)

Final fun fact, was told when I was 15 by my bio mom that she always figured I was "somewhere on the spectrum"(depending on her mood she used the r slur >:/) but didn't want the family to have to deal with the ~stigma~ . Like wow, feels great but y'all knew something was up with me but never thought to even talk to me about it because you didn't want to look bad to others. Also this was completely unprompted lol.

#late diagnosed autistic #autistic experiences #actually autistic #autistic traits #autistic childhood experiences #how did no one notice this

[cerealmonster15]

Actually fuck it whatveer I’m In A State I’m gonna post this Leona/cater + third years drama idea I had too. It’s not a fic but I was very much outlining something I probably could write with this much intensity. Copy pasted from my docs and only edited autocorrect typos (this was also over a year ago):

Uhhh drama soap operas are all I know and the only context I can picture Leona and cater together in , bc the concept is very weird and ridiculous lol. So the backstory is that at some point leona and vil dated briefly and broke up (divorced lol) and it’s currently their third year blah blah whatever. Cater has a crush on vil, everyone knows it, same as every au lol.

Uhhh cater and Leona don’t really interact too much but sometimes cross paths just cuz cay helps riddle and trey with dorm things and Leona’s a dorm leader I guess, technically, lol. Also they’re on their dorms spelldrive teams apparently so hmmmmmm

I think some almost bonding would be Vargas pairing Leona and caycay up for flying drills and Leona doesn’t really give a shit and cay doesn’t like getting sweaty, but he’s also gotta give a real attempt bc he already got in trouble that one time he used his clones to cheat at running lol. And cay is canonically good at flying and well balanced so I think he does the drills smoothly and kinda shows off bc he’s cater lol. Maybe eggs on Leona with some competitive jabbing to get him to move lol. Leona says cay has some decent broom moves, whatever , class ends who cares.

Fast forward to whenever, I like the idea of doofy teens having to take formal dance lessons for no reason other than fanfic purposes I could use Halloween 2 bc characters actually danced together in that one in their card stories , but that was like voluntarily and I do not think Leona would dance with anyone voluntarily (I don’t know if he did. I don’t think I read his card story lol).

So anyway. Something something formal event something something boys gotta take dance classes in school.

Cay and Leona are paired up.

Cater is surprised Leona already knows the steps smoothly and is a good lead! Leonas like 😒 I’m literally a prince , obviously I had to learn stuffy things like this growing up 🙄

And caters like how the hell am I supposed to know what princes do in their spare time lol

They dance together that whole week bc they r partners , there’s mild banter, at some point caycay is staring longingly at vil and Leona’s like “u have predictable and bad taste” and caters like “what!!! Idk what u mean!!! 😳” but then is like “wait but u dated vil. Does that mean U have bad taste like me lol” and Leona’s like 😒 not anymore.

I think they’d keep that like, light banter while dancing til the last day and then like. Tbh. I don’t think they’d date I think they’d just hook up once or twice and like be really awkward about it after. So now the drama is caycays got a crush on vil and then vaguely hooked up with his ex and now there’s just tension all around. Does vil know? Idk but rook probably does. No one has to tell him he just figures it out himself bc he is rook and he is all knowing and also very perceptive. Does he tell vil? I dunno but I think he’s in love with vil and wants to also have a teenager one night stand with vil’s ex lol. It’s messy!!!

I was gonna say maybe trey and Jade can get together on the side since they were who I originally wanted to doodle 😒 but also I feel like this drama means no one can be at peace for long.

Wait no I remembered more vague lore. I hunk vil does find out Leona and cay had a thing briefly, and he’s like , grouchy and petty about it in this au lol. The real vil would probably just move on and not care but this is soap opera drama. Also vil almost poisoned someone in canon so I think I am allowed to bend things as much as I want. Anyway vil finds out and is like I see how it is. And he asks cater on a date 😱

Caycays like omg ya. But also it’s awkward now bc he was with Leona and now he’s with vil and they’re divorced and he’s caught up in it all. Maybe he’s all angsty like wtf are they both just using me to make each other mad. I’m goin 2 go complain and cry 2 my bestie trey !!!

Ok im tired now idk what happens after that 😴

#cereal writes #sure. whatever #‘they’re originally who I wanted to doodle’ wtf was the context here. what was I. #was I drawing something. that turned into cater and Leona and got me thinking about all this?…. #anyway god. this is something g I forgot I had a lot of thoughts about lol. I wish I didn’t feel so stuck with ideas now #bc tbis siff was just flowing so rapidly through me constantly #this shit* whatever typos #god this does have he nature of another multi part story and like I would NOT know where the end was going #I think I wrote this on my notes app whe. I was in bed #and then copied it to Google docs and sent to my friend lol

[starxscream]

😭 ☕️ 🙈 ✂️ 🌠 💙 Silas and 🤥 🙉 ⚙️ 🌈 💔 Matteo babey

Let's GO gamers

due to this also being a lot it's all under the read more-

also im sorry for the amount of angsty answers (not)

SILAS

😭 CRYING - what makes them cry? do they cry easily?

He does Not cry very easily at all. Being the eldest of an old-fashioned country family, he learned pretty fast crying gets you nowhere and you need to pick yourself up and keep going. So he just kinda doesn't cry. At all rly. He steels himself and keeps pushing forwards no matter how hard it is or how much it is, he's gonna be the "unbreakable" rock.

Ofc, this leads to issues as one might expect but. The rly only way these days to get him to cry is through frustration. One of the few and last times he did cry was when a close friend passed away and he lost his other friends in the process, causing him to be the loneliest he's ever been in his life and dealing with the grief entirely on his own. He never understood why, and still doesn't know why, and it's frustrated him to this day.

Being in similar position would probably get him to cry again, or just getting him so angry at his "friends" that the tears some out cuz there's a lot of pent up emotions there.

☕️ HOT BEVERAGE - do they prefer hot or cold drinks? what is their favourite drink?

Depends on the season GKNGKH but generally cold drinks! To him nothing beats a cold glass of smth after a long day's work on the farm- He'll down it in a heartbeat the second he gets a break LOL When he's home at the family farm to help out anyways, otherwise he's usually traveling for his usual work. Though having cold water while on the road wouldn't lead to any complaints from him LOL

As for favorite drinks, his would have to be iced sweet tea. You know that kind of southern tea that's made with sugar and a thick syrup? Yea that. Any kind of it rly, could be flavored or plain but he can live off that stuff. Damn Cowboys.

🙈 SEE-NO-EVIL - whats a side of your oc that they don't want to show other people?

Being the jaded old man that he is, Silas is pretty blunt at this point and a "what you see is what you get" kinda guy, tbh he always has been to a point. Though nowadays he's a lot grumpier and bitter than his younger self.

Though, these days he prefers not to let anyone see his more goofy side that was much more prominent when he was younger- as he's kinda of not the brightest bulb and often gets lost. Makes REALLY dumb choices. Says really ridiculous things that are easily contested. Stupidly stubborn over the dumbest things and refuses to listen, like, over shit like which came first the chicken or the egg or what pizza toppings are the best LMAO. Makes really bad jokes that often fall flat... All of which he could laugh about with others back in the day.

But now he just wants to be taken seriously, as in his position in the Union he's often the one contesting the man in charge, who is one of his aforementioned "friends", and often goes unheard or dismissed. It pisses him off, and hates feeling lesser than him and is determined to get him to listen- some way or another. Even if it means being the loudest in the room and refusing to back down like he's done too many times before.

✂️ SCISSORS - what is the "last straw" for them to cut someone out of their life? how easily do they let go of people?

It's surprisingly difficult to get Silas to cut someone out of his life when he's bonded with them- as he tends to look out for them and be there for them when he's capable of doing so. Besides, he doesn't LIKE cutting people out of his life as friends are on the level of family to him- and family is the most important thing to him.

However every person has their limits, and Silas certainly has it. Treating their friendship like it meant nothing is a huge blow to him, not giving an explanation to sudden shifts in temperament and starting to treat him like shit, all of that grinds on his gears and makes him realize that he just HATES it when people "were never really friends to begin with". He hates feeling used, or abandoned, and so he gives up trying to find answers onto why things changed and just cuts them out. He's better off without them if they're going to act like this.

🌠 SHOOTING STAR - if they could make any wish with no repercussions, what wish would they make?

If you asked him ages ago, he'd wish for his friends to all be back, for things to go back to normal, for no one to have died- Anything to have things go back to normal. But as time passed, the more bitter he became towards his so called friends. The less he wanted to be with them again, if this is how they treated him.

So at some point, he just stopped wishing. Wishing is stupid, and doesn't work. There's no point. Everything he's done he's done with his own two hands and hard work, and that's what he's going to continue to do. Things can never go back to what they once were.

💙 BLUE HEART - do they miss their s/o easily? how do they act when their s/o isn't around?

Yea...yea....... He's apart from his s/o quite often due to traveling quite often for Union matters. Silas is like a kicked puppy if he thinks too much about it LMAO But it's the norm so he's gotten used to it at this point, he'll return eventually and Vic will b there so it's Okay and it gives him smth to look forward to.

He's not rly much different when his s/o is away and tends just to be the same as usual, just kinda antsy the closer he gets to being done w/work to get back and relax with his partner. Tho if his partner is around when he arrives THEN he gets worried cuz Vic lives in the middle of some pretty dangerous woods and you never know what can happen out there.

MATTEO

🤥 LYING - are they good liars? do they have tells to show they're lying?

Depends what he's lying about! Generally he's a pretty good liar cuz he's relatively stone faced and apathetic GKNGKH pretty monotone so it's hard to get a real read on him. Esp when it comes to asking about his past or being a vampire, covering that up with a lie is as easily as breathing to him at this point.

HOWEVER when it comes to his own emotions and what he feels it tends to break down a little bit. Esp when he's getting overwhelmed, or his crush, and gets real nervous and kinda bumbles his words and glances EVERYWHERE but the person he's talking to. It's honestly pretty obvious /lh

🙉 HEAR-NO-EVIL - what is the worse thing your oc could hear from someone?

Anything along the lines of "You're a monster." Or "You're inhuman."

While he is a vampire, he was not one originally and was a regular human! He didn't want to be a vampire either, and was kind of forced into it after getting kidnapped by a coven of them. He has very complex feelings about his own vampirism, and clings to the last shreds of perceived humanity that he has- hating being this "monster" that he perceives vampires to be- since well. know. kidnapped.

He tries very hard not to drink blood, resulting in his malnourished appearance cuz well...he kinda Is, and avoiding anything vampiric. For all intents and purposes, he's a human and he wants to be a human again desperately.

So saying that he's the monster he believes that he is would shatter him. As it's just affirming the worst thoughts about himself that he has, being the 1 thing he's trying so hard not to be.

⚙️ GEAR - what are your ocs thoughts on science & art? which do they give more importance to? how much value do they place on each?

He's a science kind of guy, likes technology...cameras...figuring all that out. But he's also pretty artsy considering his job is working as the photographer on set! He appreciates art, even if he feels he's not rly making any- just pressing a button. Tbh he's mostly indifferent to both of them but just due to the nature of his work he gives more importance to art bc he wants to make the models look good. And he's pretty dang good at it.

🌈 RAINBOW - what advice would they give to their younger self?

Be patient, one day you'll be free and you'll be okay, even if it seems like you won't now.

💔 BROKEN HEART - what could their partner do that would absolutely break their heart?

In a similar vein to a previous answer, being disgusted with him whenever he finally says what he truly is or saying something along those lines I mentioned before. Since it's such a sensitive subject, it takes him a very long time to even consider being honest about it- as he truly believes his partner would leave him immediately for being a freak.

So confirming those worst fears of his...is not great. Imagine putting all your trust in a person and trying to move past ur own fears only for it to get stomped on...... Thankfully this does Not happen and his partner is very good to him <3

#asks and answers #puppetgenders #silas #matteo #HI MOST OF THESE GOT RLY LONG AND RLY SAD LMAO #silas my poor jaded old man. he's so angry and lonely #and matteo is just a poor little meow meow

[payservewomen]

Yesterday was a painful one….I’m off work Sun-Mon(todays tuesday) and was gonna go 2the $ store, and check goodwill for a shoe rack…But then I opened twitter😔

Goddess Aurora James tweeted something, and ofc that did it! Was around 12noon, maybe late as 2pm, and I began playing with my “Mr Winky”(Ex fiancée, Emma used to call it that; painful breakup, good 2remind myself 2b humiliated) and next thing I know, it’s damn near 8pm!

I’m broke af right now…last i checked, had $15 in the bank, so that means I can’t get any interaction with anyone who matters(dommes/women in general, even Hung Alphas) And that really got me desperate…..I crave attention soooo much….and when you’re a pathetic failure, a beta loser, well, only logical attention is negative ofc.

Oh! But the “wall of shame” girl DMed me, telling me it was time for her weekly wall of shame that she posts on twitter….I’ve been in a few of them, but it’s not too humiliating tbh, she edits the photos, and doesn’t show cocknballs…but my face is showing! I do wish that i’d stop tempting fate to expose myself as the perverted loser freak that I am! I sent her a link to a shared folder on google photos, and loaded that folder with tons n tons of very humiliating pics…dunno if she used any, but then i went to a different twitter account, same one I’d posted to last week, when I went to the store in running shorts(tiny ones with slits up the sides! But i’m glad i found these; they’re actually men’s legit running shorts! even tho I’m only ever gonna wear them cuz i’m a perv, desperate to show off my gross body n be laughed at, it’s better cuz I can act like i’m normal, and just exercising)

But this time….SMH, i posted the link to the folder…..the cover photo of it was from when Natti Banks made me crack eggs all over my dirty bedroom floor…then slurp them up, spit it back into my hands, and rub it all over my face. Then humped my hand for a couple hours while the egg dried, oh and this was AFTER i’d taken a shower!

I tried cleaning it all off, but even the next day, kept finding crusty bits of egg on my face etc

I can’t believe how many beyond embarrassing photos i put in that folder! I’ve exposed myself before of course, but many of these pics had my FACE! And plenty of them….so any kind of lies or explanation to someone who knows me….wouldn’t even be slightly believable.

Reminds me of…last year at some point, when I’d occasionally talk to “Riya Payel” To this day, still THEE goddess I worship above all others….Well, tough to say really, I prob do worship Aurora more…..and hopefully gonna see her this weekend! Omfg i cannot wait!

She’d tweeted about how she “still wanna jump a sub with my friends” 🥵🥵

Fuck I hope they do that! Maybe tell her where I’ll be at a certain time(or she tells me where imma be) and not a particular time and place, so that it’s more of a legit “getting jumped” kinda thing!🥵

Anyway! Back to Riya….the only one who’s absolutely, definitely without question, sadistic. When texting with her, I could actually tell when she’d orgasm! Could even sense a teeny tiny lil bit of guilt, which, if you’d seen what she’s said and done, you’d find hard to believe!

She was always very clear- “I want to destroy you. I want to leave you with nothing, broken, no self esteem, no self worth, no money…I genuinely hope to make you homeless and ruin your life”

Isn’t an exact quote, but she’s def said all that!

Many many findommes on twitter will say this shit, but their actions don’t match their words. But riya? If anything, her actions are somehow worse than her words!

I still cannot truly comprehend how any human could have such venom and hatred in them….(well tbh, i’m almost positive she’s been abused; sexually or otherwise) and whew, ngl, it’s not easy to think about my experiences with God Riya😔

Reminds me just how fucked up I am, mentally/emotionally and ofc sexually. When Riya blackmailed me, she did it 100% without my consent. She knew how much money I had, but since cash app allows you to keep sending, she made me send $18 to her, over and over and over and over…..At a certain point, we both knew that every single send would cost me the $18 PLUS $31 overdraft fee!

She loved that…that’s why it was only the low $18 send!

Last I saw, Riya’s bank account was close to $500k…yes, half a million!

She was also always very clear about the fact that any amount of money that my broke ass could send, wouldn’t even be noticeable to her……Most dommes say that, but with many, it’s quite clear that’s not true…..But riya? Genuine sadism. She’s every pathetic beta loser jerkoff/findom/humiliation addicts dream!

She broke me so badly….I prob sent her a hundred different voice memos…at a certain point, i got serious like “Hey, I understand that maybe i’ve implied that i’m ok with noncon blackmail, but please know, at this point, I’m not ok with what’s happening. I say this with all due respect. Please understand that I sincerely mean every word i’m saying. This has gone way too far….I’m not blaming you, and ofc will not report you or any shit like that….It’s just that well, I’m in serious financial and mental/emotional trouble right now….I’ve said “I’m gonna kill myself” many many times since seeing those photos on my employers FB and IG…I understand that you get off on causing me pain, and I promise that I’ll always be a punching bag for you…but please, I’m scaring myself rn, i’ve never felt like this and I truly terrified of what may happen…I’m coming to you, as one human being to another….I’m reaching out to you, asking, from the bottom of my heart, please help me”

Is essentially what I’d said, many times in various ways…..at this point, there was no longer any reference to anything sexual on my part….This was far beyond that….she took me to another level of self hatred, and my god, I can’t even describe the feeling of such loathing one’s self.

I even began talking to her about the idea of quenching her thirst for sadism in person!

She seemed receptive to it, which ugh, ngl, was exciting to me! She’d never seemed open to it in the past, probably cuz she’s had sooooo many twitter, sextpanther, etc accounts banned…I think eventually every site decided to permanently ban her, considering they must’ve gotten so many complaints from ruined losers. They’d contact her thinking of “blackmail fetish” or even just findom….since sooooo many dommes on twitter say all the same shit that she says, they figured they were safe🙄

Not only does Riya love inflicting real pain, but she’s even said that she’s addicted to it!

Imho, after following her for so long….she definitely means that…I’d imagine it’s even been problematic for her life!

It’s gotta be one hell of a rush! I know it was on my side of things, having myself posted, naked, on my employers social media accounts….being told the pics will be taken down….after i pay $100 for each one….Ofc she knew i not only had no money, but was already very negative!

So, she demanded I open up accounts on apps like Dave, Bridget etc..I began to make one and she got impatient…then simply asked for the info she needed to do it herself….I might’ve hesitated once(or prob just didn’t see her message) and she wasn’t having it, and posted more on my employers IG, along with asking “is this an employee of yours?” With my full legal name. I can’t remember the exact order of things, but suffice it to say, she taught me real quick that she’s in charge, and I’d better comply…So I kept getting text messages from the various creditors, and she expected the pin numbers IMMEDIATELY, which ofc she got…..Also she ofc had all my debit card info, and then i began seeing transactions come through my account somehow! When it had no money whatsoever! How’s that even possible?! site was something like “transact”🤷‍♂️

I was shocked that i was able to get her some more money on Dave or something, but only like $80…she did much better, getting another couple hundred somehow….

Ugh, my dick was rock hard a minute ago….point is- this bullshit still turns me on far more than anything else ever will😔

Now that i’ve leaned into it so much, and turned it into a legitimate addiction, I can’t see how i’ll ever have normal sex, ever again😔 Or hell, ANY sex really! It’d be one thing if i knew a dominant woman irl….but no domme wants to try and actually date a sub, lol, can you imagine?!

I always tell myself “all i’ve gotta do is not jerk off so much…take just a week off, and I’ll def get nice and hard!” Maybe that’s true….but first off, I can’t go 2 days without fucking my hand, usually for hours n hours n hours….Edging ofc…the few times i have tried to cum in a normal amount of time? It’s not even a legit orgasm! Even my body knows i’m a pathetic loser who doesn’t deserve pleasure.

I’m trying to step back for a moment right now, and really take this all in….I need to fully comprehend what i’ve turned my life into…..I read tweets everyday from many dommes saying “this isn’t a phase. You’re a pathetic loser; your brain is too fucked up, you’ll never recover….” and i’m starting to think it’s true😔

I know that many dommes really don’t have such evil agendas….they’re just saying what they need to say to make tons of cash…I respect that, but my god, I often wonder if they know the damage they’re doing!

Many of them definitely do…you could debate whether or not that makes them a sadist or evil, but ehhh, they’re simply doing what many of us freaks beg them to do!

Many subs get the post nut clarity and get angry, start insulting dommes etc…so they’re familiar with how shitty most men are….

Ooops i didn’t mean to make this sooo long…..oh well

[kattogtam]

#can i offer you a nice egg in this trying time? #i am tired #uni #is #prison #i wanted good grades but my mental health wont allow that #why cant they just say its okay? #i have other stuff to do #arghhh #so yeah #have #danny devito #with an #egg #cuz tbh who can say no to egg

[delicrieux]

☆ﾐ 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚊𝚢 “𝚘𝚑”

PART 10: BIG DICK IS BACK IN TOWN

y/n is back in brooklyn for the holidays. thinking that a stream will make her feel less homesick for cali, she starts working on her famously titled hentai.free.srv. what was supposed to be a relaxing stream turns into a special delivery about two hours in.

─── corpse husband x reader ─── soc. media + written fiction! ─── word count: 2.2k ─── ❥ req: Here's one... You know those apps for delivery like Domino's or whatnot... What if reader is streaming Among Us with Corpse, and reader mentions they're hungry and Corpse offers to order them food, and readers like no no it's fine... Then there's delivery at the door (Corpse ordered beforehand) 

author’s note: fucky format is also back in town baby!!! also if you find any mistakes - no u didnt <3 thank u everyone for enjoying this story sm i literally cant believe how feral yall going strawberry cow was a nuclear explosion im still recovering tbh. got an ask a while ago and decided to incorporate it into myso. happy holidays everyone! myso will continue on monday!

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Indeed, being soft on any social media platform was the biggest disgrace and needed to be eliminated post haste. Moreover, it was a slippery slope - once you start flooding your timeline with cute imagery and heart emojis, what will stop you from posting inspirational Facebook quotes? Disgusting. If Rae were here, she would chide you (not you thinking about her as if she’s dead or something). For once in your life, you feel like you deserve it. 

Alas, you hope this little chaos you’ve caused is enough to throw everyone off. The stans, especially. You know the hashtags, you’ve seen ARMY scourging for info online with the same fervor and ruthlessness 1 Direction fans hacked airport security cameras just to spy on the boys. If you had any dirty secrets online, they are out to the public now - thankfully, besides the Harry Styles stan account (with edits and all), you have nothing. Though, now that you think about it, exposed nudes would have been better than your Punk!Harry edit receiving almost a million views. God, your life’s a fucking mess.

Your fans aren’t the only ones out for info - you, too, are trying to decipher Rae’s message. Code: Barbecue Sauce. The two of you had come up with it roughly two years ago, around the same time when you promised that if you didn’t find significant others by the time you’re 40, you’ll just marry each other. It was one of the many rules found in your friendship codex. Barbecue Sauce signifies information - an exchange of information. And depending on how it ends or begins (”So I’m sitting there” alludes to Rae, “On my titties” alludes to you), secret data on that person is given away, usually free of charge. 

But why? And to whom did Rae give away what? You had pestered her mercilessly and even sent some voice messages where you were crying. You were only crying because of a video of a grandpa smiling you saw on TikTok, but you are a snake, and so you put those tears to good use. If streaming doesn’t work out, you’ll just become an actress. Hollywood would love you. Your PR firm sure as fuck wouldn’t, though.

Rae was having none of it. She said you’ll figure it out eventually. Told you to channel your superior puzzle skills. You were quick to remind her that you can barely count to ten without having an aneurysm. Oddly serious, she admitted that she worries for you sometimes. Why only sometimes?! you demanded. She merely sighed. uttering under her breath something that sounded closely to “Boke.”

You leave her for barely a week and she’s already neck deep in the gay volleyball anime, hoodie and cardboard cutout and everything. Your life is falling apart.

But Brooklyn is nice. It had snowed when you stepped off of the plane. Thousands of snowflakes sprinkling into your hair, dotting your cheeks and nose. You missed this sight back in Cali. You missed your parents, too. 

Home cooked meals, old sweaters, your old room and about 40GB worth of old high school pictures on your computer. You went through them all one night. Some were stomach churning, cringe inducing nightmares. You were especially fond of those. Texted some of your friends that were still in Brooklyn, met up, decided to bake. Bad idea, Rae was the resident chef back in Cali. Besides laughing till your stomach hurt, and almost burning down your kitchen, nothing all that significant happened. Somewhere down the line, at about 3 am, half-way through a cheesy rom-com you had the overwhelming urge to text Corpse.

That’s where the problems really started. God, you missed California, missed being in the same timezone with a guy you hadn’t even met yet, how embarrassing is that?! You missed skating around and taking pictures of the beach in the setting sun, sending it to him, silently wishing he was with you to admire the view. 

You really want to call him. And to hang out with him. But for some reason, the thought of that springs up immediate anxiety and you shy away from asking. Him sending you cute good morning texts doesn’t help, either. Maybe it’s better he doesn’t know that you’re a blushing, stuttering mess each time you read “baby”. 

Late evening. Your stream is already set up, people are slowly trickling in and you greet them with a grin and a soft “Hello! Hi hi!”. You did your best to make your room a perfectly chaotic backdrop - led lights, an embarrassing amount of anime merch and plushies. You always try to balance out your weeb side by dressing hot as fuck for your streams - today’s inspiration just so happens to be egirls. Mostly because you watched one too many egirl make-up tutorials on TikTok, and also because you’ve been listening to Corpse’s song all day.

Yeah, no, who are you kidding, you dressed up this way because you were hoping Corpse was watching your stream. You didn’t forget your cat headphones, either. You know he likes them. You want to make him suffer. Perhaps then, finally, he will ask you out, so you wouldn’t have to.

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“I feel like,” You start when you put away your phone, staring idly at the chat, “I feel like I need a new name for you guys. Calling you guys after two years of streaming is just... weird, no? I also don’t respect men so I don’t want to call you guys. Like, so many creator’s have, like, a name for their fans. Uhm, Cody Ko has the chodesters, Kurtis Conner has, uh, folks? Kurtis Town? Citizens! Markiplier has mommy issues--” You can’t help snorting, “So, I’ve been, like, thinking - I know, shocking! - so I was thinking I’m gonna name you cockroaches. Because you’re grimy little shits impossible to kill. And also then I can use the legendary Minaj meme ROACHES!”

Your stream enthusiastically echoes ROACHES, making the chat swim. Yes, if anyone would enjoy such a name, it would be your audience. You’re as equally proud as you are disturbed.

“Well, anyway.” Leaning back into your chair, you throw your arms out with a bright grin, “Big dick is back in town, baby! If you noticed the backdrops different, it’s cuz I’m in Brooklyn now. Don’t ask me when I will return to Always Sunny, I don’t plan that far ahead.”

While Minecraft boots up, you decide to answer a few questions.

r u dating sykkuno?

You want to smack your head into the keyboard, but as it is, you can’t exactly afford a new one, so you refrain, “No, Sykkuno and I are not dating, we are just good friends. Uhm, I’m not sure how much I’ll have to repeat this, but, we really aren’t, so if the roaches could chill - Oh my God, that sounds so stupid, I love it - uh, yeah, if the roaches could chill that’d be great.”

the roaches lmao sounds like we’re a sports team

“Oh shit, yeah it does, uh-- maybe I can make like, jerseys or something. That’d be cool, I think.”

how disappointed are your parents with the way your life turned out?

“My parents are actually not disappointed at all!” You say with a cute little smile, “Uhm, they’re both really proud, actually. They’re glad I found something I love doing and made a job outta it. Dad finds my Youtube videos endearing. Yes, they watch pretty much all of my videos, unless I explicitly tell them not to. And yeah, with all the fucks and thirsting for anime characters. Uhm, it was very embarrassing at first, but I mean, after a while, shame just...doesn’t exist anymore, I guess? Funny thing about my parents, actually, when they watch my videos-” You eye catches a comment, “Oh! No, they only watch my Youtube videos. They don’t know how to use Twitter, thank God. Uhm, anyway-- when they hear a name they don’t know, like, I dunno, Dabi, or something, they google--” You’re grinning by now, eyes crinkling, giggling softly, “--who that is, and buy me like, merch and stuff. It’s really cute. 

can i be adopted by ur parents plz

will you and corpse ever collab?!

You were about to answer, though the man of the hour himself decides to do it for you.

Corpse_Husband: yes.

Okay, not to say your heart skipped a beat, but it totally did. With a pleased smile, you nod, like one of those bobble head toys sold at the dollar store. The motion is oddly reminiscent of Sykkuno’s own nod. Perhaps you had picked it up from him. The chat seems to notice.

pack it up, sykkuno

More questions pile about this mysterious collab you and Corpse are planning. Yeah, you’d like to hear more about it, too, since he single highhandedly decided one was happening right now. Corpse remains silent. Fine, keep your secrets. 

“Okay, guys, oh, I mean, roaches, Oh my God--” You’re covering your mouth, giggling, “-calling all roaches, calling all roaches, calm down. Everyone grab a snack and a blanket I’m turning up the music volume so we can all chill. Entering chill zone. Entering chill zone. Roaches, prepare.”

we are prepared

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An hour or so passes and you grow hungry. It shows with the amount of cakes you had baked in your server. Currently, you find yourself throwing eggs at the wall of one of the renovated houses, your face scrunched in concentration and slight frustration. 24 of the 50 eggs have been wasted. “What’s a girl gotta do to get some chicks around here?” you had uttered under your breath, until, finally, a screech - the egg finally spawns a mob. Your mouth falls open, “Aww, look!” You approach it, so small, walking in zigzags beside you, “It’s a baby chicken! Die, bitch.” The baby chicken is no more as you swing your bedazzled (you have mods) diamond sword. You’re cackling by the time the dust settles.

y/n is a child murderer

“Roaches,” You address your fan-base, spurring another fit of laughter - you can’t get over the name, “I think I’m like, forgetting that eating in Minecraft won’t actually make less hungry in real life.”

take a break and go eat queen <3

“Fuck no, we starve and die like men. Now I actually really need another chicken.”

Another twenty minutes trickle by and you’re trying to lure back a panda from the jungle when there’s a knock on your bedroom’s door. Whipping your head to the side, you slide down your headphones. At the same time, your mom pokes her head through the ajar door, “MOM!” You scream, “Get OUT of my room I’m playing Minecraft!” But your yell has no actual bite to it, as you don’t manage to hide your smile. Your mom laughs, doing some sort of sign language and motioning for you to follow her with her head. That or it’s some sort of performative dance. 

“I’m live right now,” You tell her, pointing at your screen. She knows this already, though, “do you want to say hi?” 

The roaches spam the chat with friendly hellos. You mom, quite impatient now, waves you over. 

“Sorry, roaches, mom needs something. Be back in a bit!”

Stopping the stream, you rush out of your seat and pleased she slinks into the hallway. “What’s this about?”

“Your pizza came.”

“My what now?” You echo, confused.

“Domino’s. You ordered pizza?”

“What? No? I was busy with the stream, I never--”

Thankfully, you had managed to grab your phone from your room before you exited. You almost choke on spit once you read the messages.

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You decide that it’ll be impossible to stream after experiencing what you had just experienced. You tweet out a quick apology to the roaches (God, that fucking name) and say that you had a breakdown but you’re okay. That is as a close to the truth as you managed to muster. It’s a sad sight, chewing and crying; your mom winced when she saw your state - disheveled hair and rundown eyeliner and everything. “D’aww,” She had muttered, caressing the top of your head, “don’t cry my little raccoon.”

If anyone was ever to ask you where did your chaotic nature come from, you’d answer with my mom. To make yourself feel better, you took a selfie - duck face and peace sign and the horrible 2000′s angle. Sent it to Rae. 

looking hot, her message read. 

thanks, was all you replied with.

You couldn’t just leave things as they were. Once you calmed down, you wanted to text Corpse, but how would you follow up the ungodly caps lock and screeching? Impossible. An idea sprung to mind, one that was brave. Taking the first step.

Instead of sending a text, you sent a voice memo.

“Thank you for the pizza, it was delicious.”

You voice still sounded a bit raspy. His reply was instant. Your heart skipped a beat. He sent a voice memo back.

“Glad you liked it, baby.”

He was going to be the death of you.

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[everythingispirates]

Ok but, what about a "All locker's scene" analysis? Cuz what about the goat thing and the eg, I've never understood that part and i see it as a comedy release, now you're making me doubt it 🤔

okay I have like one and half pages of notes down let’s do this. this is basically just like a moment for moment breakdown so it’s not super good and it’s also way too long probably but enjoy v_v

so the first shot we see of the locker is of jack’s nose up close, just sorta sniffing round, which immediately puts an emphasis on the senses which I feel we return to over the course of the scene. 

regarding the peanut, I’ve talked a bit already abt how I see it used as sort of a representation of jack’s trauma throughout the movie (we first see him eat it, then one of his copies then the monkey indicating that he’s moving away from it) and also how if we read the multiple jacks as different aspects of his personality the peanut is essentially the same thing, something that’s been stripped of its shell and divided up into smaller pieces. HOWEVER if we read it as just like. a peanut which we can absolutely do while keeping that previously mentioned symbolism then we can look at the jack that tries to eat it as a more optimistic side of him. we see him looking around, indicating that he does know there’s some danger in going for the peanut but he does it anyway, which like I said shows that this is a more optimistic jack. 

I also find it interesting that the peanut is depicted as something the jacks are willing to risk their lives for/kill for. we can assume that jack doesn’t need to eat bc it’s been like a year at least and he shows no sign of starvation also he’s already dead it’s not like he could actually starve to death, which to me makes it seem like it’s less about the nutrition and more about the like. stimuli. to me, jack reads as someone who needs to have things going on at all times which is why the locker, which is completely lacking in like anything, is such a good personal hell for him 

anyway, we get this reveal of the multiple jacks and what I find really interesting is that the main jack is the only one who’s wearing the full getup, including the coat and hat. if we read the multiple jacks as different sides of his personality, this to me seems like the fragments or whatever you’d call them are all a little less guarded just by nature of being these distillations of sides of jack, which makes it harder for them to actually hide something. I also find it interesting that the main jack is the only one with the hat specifically, because we see hats in potc be used as a marker of status and authority, jack says he’ll buy barbossa one in cotbp and in dmc when those fishermen pick up jack’s hat and play around with it it also gives this air of authority. to me, this is sort of a representation of how he constantly clings to authority - see him calling himself captain even when he doesn’t have a ship - even in the locker where it really doesn’t matter since they’re not actually getting anywhere, and where the only one he has any authority over is himself. (which is interesting in and of itself tbh like jack to me reads very much as a person who’s always keeping this absolute iron grip on his own thoughts and feelings because he knows how to use that against others and doesn’t want it to get thrown back at him.) 

I also wanna note that the jack that gets shot isn’t actually dead, which if we go with the reading that this is a more hopeful aspect of his personality, to me means that no matter if he pushes them down (or kills them) those sides of him will never really stay down, which we see later in the movie when he joins the battle on the pirates’ side. 

(also I know you mentioned the egg specifically but I ran into an absolute fucking. brick wall here so I’m sorry but no egg analysis. best I can do you is that if we go with my interpretation it would mean there’s a side to jack that’s female which like love that for ME <3) 

as for the jack that’s trying to get it on with that goat, I saw a REALLY good analysis of it which I’ve tragically lost but which basically boiled down to it being sort of a symbol of how he’d be considered sexually deviant by polite society. he’s the only time we see jack with his vest all buttoned up (which we’ve seen as an indication of suffocating polite society in the franchise already, will goes from having his vest closed to showing some skin as he goes from blacksmith to pirate) and you know. he’s hitting on a goat. as far as metaphors for queerness go I personally think it’s a little bit insulting, at least coming from a to my knowledge straight writing team, but it does also kind of make sense for the time or whatever, like if we’re charitable we can look at it less like a direct metaphor and more like how polite society views jack. 

next notable interaction is the second murder of one of the jacks, this time the one who asks for a secon chance. this to me supports the reading of the clothes being indicative of guardedness, since this jack isn’t wearing a shirt and is also like arguably the most hopeful one we see. like the peanut one did know there was a risk but went for the peanut anyway, but this one asks for a second chance and seems genuinely shocked when jack doesn’t take it well. I also find it interesting that while jack shot the peanut one, this time he goes for a pretty intimate stab. to me this reads as while he could pretty easily push down the only somewhat optimistic side of him, with this one he has to put in more effort. I also wanna note that this jack is doing a task which to me seems like something a lower rank would do, which might have been something jack did in his youth when he could very well have had this more optimistic outlook on things. 

(also this could be a reach but I’ve always found the “that sort of thinking got us into this mess” line that jack says here really similar to barbossa’s “that’s exactly the attitude that lost you the pearl” line from the pearl. like I said this could very well be a reach though nbjhjhgf) 

we get this one moment where the jack copies all respond “aye captain”, but one of them is out of sync with the others. this, along with the fact that they really can’t get anything done on the ship, reads to me like a display of the way in which jack’s brains are scrambled - he can’t get himself to cooperate with himself. 

after this, we get a shot revealing that the multiple jacks aren’t actually there, which is interesting to me since we do still see the rest of the locker, implying that while it and much of what we see happen there is like. physically real, the multiple jacks are not. to me, the rest of the movie furthers the idea that they’re just hallucinations, but I think it’s specifically interesting here bc it makes it seem less like something jones did to torment jack and more a product of jack’s own mind. like idk if this makes sense but I think that if they showed them as being more real, then you could say that them showing up later in the movie is some sort of lingering influence from the locker, rather than jack still being pretty messed up mentally. 

anyway, we then get the full reveal of the locker and like I mentioned earlier I think the fact that it’s just empty suits jack so well, because he wants to explore he wants to see things he wants to have new interesting experiences and the locker is leaving him with absolutely nothing. I wanna point out tho that we do see other stuff in the distance so like technically, jack might have been able to walk over there and see what was up, except of course he can’t do that because he can’t leave the pearl behind (the very thing that got him killed, and the very thing that got him into that deal with jones in the first place). 

I personally really like the “my soul I do swear for a breeze” line bc it makes for both a reference to and an inversion of the original flying dutchman legend, in which it’s often said that the captain was struggling in a storm and entered some sort of deal with the devil to make it out of it (so we have jack offering up his soul for some wind, whereas the captain of the dutchman would probably have liked a little less wind). also it is my personal belief that the “a tiny, miniature lick” bit is setup for the bit where he licks a rock being sort of a pun. also about the rock, I think the amount of dramatic tension it’s given through the directing is sort of putting us in jack’s mind and indicative of how starved of stimuli he is, since a rock could be that big of a deal for him. 

I actually think the “magnificent garden party” line works super well because while it’s clearly just meant to read as mad ramblings, what’s being used as a basis for that is the way in which the upper crust might speak, I think it’s a neat detail and suits jack’s character well. 

we then see jack trying to pull the pearl along himself (which technically he was already sort of trying, with using the other jacks as crew) and to me this is like a representation of what he often finds himself doing, which is moving things far bigger than him around in a more metaphorical sense. like in this movie he’s very much a driving force behind the whole pirate war and he does it all on his own because he’s a miserable little rat man who can’t trust people (which sidenote, is something I really love abt the locker, it makes it so that he can’t rely on the one person he always has which is of course himself I think that’s nifty). also while he’s doing this we get this shot where the crab is closer to the camera, making it look far bigger than jack. since this is an extension of calypso, it could be read as a symbol of what happens in the movie since she’s also running things behind the scenes and arguably at a much bigger scale since we’re talking god business. also it’s just a very neat shot, I really like how small the camera makes jack look in the locker in general. 

also I think that the crab thing is just very literally calypso taking control of the locker, since while it is technically jones’ domain she is the one who gave him that power in the first place, so I think that despite her being severely nerfed by the brethren court, when she does show up in the locker she’s the one who controls it, not jones. 

finally we get the pearl sailing away without jack. I think him taking so long to process what’s happening is mainly just because this level of things happening has been absolutely unthinkable in the locker before, so when that monotony is broken it just catches him completely off guard. then finally, we see him running after the pearl which ya know, is just what he’s always been doing thanks for reading (explodes)

#meta #ask #pirates of the caribbean #at world's end #jack sparrow #i'm putting this in the tags idc i put a lot of effort into it #sorry this took a While i needed to gather many thoughts head full etc

[pompadourpink]

Hi!!!! I hope you’re doing well Maman !

So I made this one guy friend ( im a girl ), we started talking on sm and then met a couple of times in campus , we were pretty cool and our discussions were interesting we talked for like 3 months every single day through text and he referred to me as his friend a few times even though he said he chose his friends very carefully, so I thought we were good friends cuz I do consider him as one as well but then I don’t know what happened but he just never replies to my msgs anymore, like there’s literally no sign from him for over a month now and I think he is just ignoring me but trust me Im pretty sure I did nothing wrong , our latest discussions were pretty dull I must admit but I don’t think thats a good excuse to just disappear for over a month ?

Ive been questionning myself and my personality for the past month , Im a pretty distant person and im more on the introvert side so this dude is the first friend Îve made for the past 3 years and im thinking maybe im just too annoying of a person for people or too cold or I don’t really know anymore tbh and I honestly really liked that dude’’s personality , I thought we’d make such a cool duo of friends but I guess he’s gone and its all ive been thinking about tbh , can you give me your opinion on this situation ?

Hello dear,

This is called a nice guy and it is not a loss.

There's a category of people that think of men as the main characters and women as accessories, like a watch or a nice suit - therefore, don't think you can really be friends with a woman, because they have no inner life, they're too much of this and not enough of that, and they're really silly little creatures one shouldn't pay too much attention to. But they're still sexual beings, want to be able to show off their girl to other men, know that having a girlfriend is social evidence of their attractiveness, and most likely witnessed their mum serve their dad since they were born and think it would be really nice to have someone replace mum now that they have moved out. So they hate being single.

So if they approach you, they have a very specific goal in mind. There are entire blogs, Twitter and IG accounts, books, Youtube channels, about how to get a girl, how to text a girl, how to manipulate a girl into thinking sleeping with you was her idea, etc., and they'll use techniques like gaslighting or negging (negative complimenting: giving you a weird compliment to make you defensive and feel like you really need this man to think that you're better than he thinks). Just last year, a guy who was standing next to me while I was getting eggs leaned in and whispered "you have the second-best pair of legs I've seen today" before smiling largely and waving his brows.

The hope was crystal clear: "aww why would you say that handsome, maybe I should wrap them around your waist and we can change your mind ;)".

(Yes, that is how blind they are, because they've been simultaneously consuming that type of content for years while having zero contact with women, even relatives, so they get convinced that our only interest in life is the attention of men.)

Thankfully I am very good at confrontation and grew up in the land of Sarcasm so I said "and you have the ugliest face I've seen all year" and he left.

Your guy might just be a little butthole and it's not that deep, nonetheless deciding that it's not worth talking to a woman anymore because you just realised that they won't let you get in their pants remains a sexist thing to do. So, really, you're not missing out. He was never your friend and this had nothing to do with your personality and everything to do with his crappy attitude.

Love,

Mum

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