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camerawhoisalsocam · 11 months

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"A rwby critic and a longtime dc fan" Hate to break it to you?

But RWBY manages to stay consistent. DC? Where do we even begin on their retcons.

Look, if you wanna whine and complain, that's fine. But at the end of the day, Monty , Miles, Kerry? At least their work is forever in progress.

All you people do is insult them on social media and then wonder why people won't listen to you after you complain. People enjoyed the crossover, and part 2 will be there soon.

And unlike you, the rest of us intend to enjoy things...which, as a critic, I understand that's rather difficult.

First things first thanks for being my first anon I honestly didn't know if I had it turned on or not. Also congratulations for being my first rwby related braindead anon, now I know I've made it. Now onto the response

Rwby has consistency? Yeah its consistently disappointing and dogshit. Trust me I know all about DC's retcons, bad stories, nonsensical decisions that the writers make that make the characters worse. Wanna know the difference between RWBY and DC? Rwby has had only a few interpretations, the main canon, the crossover, ice queendom, the books, the antholgy manga, a few comics (some being dc crossovers again), and rwby chibi. And half of those can even be considered pseudo canon. With DC? They have had DECADES of comics, movies, cartoons, TV shows, and all sorts of different adoptions. Because DC is bigger they can have alot of bad, but SOOOO MUCH more good.

Next up, dont bring Monty into this. I wont discredit his work and im not gonna say "this wasnt how he wanted rwby" or anything like this. Let the guy be. This is specifically going towards Miles and Kerry, I wanna have faith they're good people, twitter says otherwise for Miles. I know they can make some decent writing, early rwby, camp camp, they even wrote some of RVB. They haven't made anything good nowadays which is why im mad, I know they can write but keep fucking up!

And if your gonna say all I do is whine and complain maybe you should remember that your complaining about the opinion of some random guy on the internet. But hey you arent completely whining your giving a passive aggressive anonymous ask.

If people like the crossover, good. Im glad someone can find some good in a film and series I dont like. I may not have enjoyed the crossover but get good on you for finding it enjoying. I know why people dont listen to us "whiners" its cuz we hurt their feelings and were big mean cyber bullies. Im a dude on the internet, why the hell should you take it so seriously. What did you think I'd take you seriously as well? I know the real reason why rwby fans dont listen, its cuz RT doesn't listen. They dont see the genuine harm in their writing or dont want to acknowledge it and so their fans piggyback off their mentality. You fans dont listen because RT has their heads so far up their asses they think that RWBY will do fine because there's brain rotted fans like you who'll defend this hot garbage and do nothing but constantly try and shit on people who have an opinion. And quite frankly I think my opinion is right

Dont call yourself a critic, I dont know jackshit about you so for all I know your a fellow cave troll. Reply without the anon button and prove it next time. I know im not a professional writer or critic, I say that I am since im just been watching both franchises, im a dude on tumblr, dont take that part seriously. But I do know how to form an opinion on what I like and what I think is terribly written schlock thats being defended by fans who have a weird symbiotic relationship with a company that will treat their fans like shit.

So all in all, cope. I dont like the dogshit crossover, Miles and Kerry's writing sucks now, and you've officially made my morning. Thanks for stopping by anon. Next time RWBY makes something good for once i'll actually talk about how I like it, maybe with some criticism but hey, nothings perfect. I understand thats rather difficult to understand

#rwde #anon post #yay im one of the cool kids now!

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prinxietys · 4 years

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I'm allowed to tell yall his name is Kevin!!

#hue hue hue #i take online privacy seriously #so were just keeping it lowkey like that #cuz we both dont trust the internet

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jack-the-snack · 3 years

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im so sorry...

So i need to say this again IM SO SORRY things have been insane and its hard to get in the internet :( ok so it started when a pipe in my house clogged up and we couldent use water. Now how my sceduel is im left home alone A LOT and its cuz both my parents go and do their jobs and now theres me and my brother now cunsittering my brother fell asleep and was late on the first day of his online school he can not be trusted so he goes with my mom so she can keep an eye on him. And since im oldest and most trusted i stay home and do my online school there. AND NOW i have no water. So my mom drags me to her work also cuz i NEED to drink water and i need a bathroom and we dont got that at home. So i spend my school day over there. And please note i get off of school at 4:40 and thats pritty late. So im in an old offece where my mom works. WELL she is also a volenteer and works at the swim team im on so she has 2 JOBS (so does my dad tho) so shes done with her first job and im done with school. Cool now she goes ACROSS THE STREET to the pool. I wit for my practus to start (witch is at 6:30) and i get that done. And we need to be the LAST ones out cuz my mom needs to LOCK the pool up. AS SOON as thats done we hop into the car and head home (finely :D) and when i get home i pack a little and get on tumbr for that small amount of time and get RIGHT BACK IN THE CAR. i head to this cool hotel all we did there was take a shower there and go to sleep. We get up get breakfast and leave. Repeat

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veldian · 3 years

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tell us more of ur think tank hcs i personally am at the edge of my seat

HELL YEAH ALRIGHT HERE WE GO. some of these might be against canon in some way but that's your fault for trusting me with this

ALSO, AS USUAL, I HAVE TO APOLOGIZE. THIS GOT VERY LONG. when i think about the tanks i go fuckin wild with it

starting with pride headcanons to get the ball rolling

all the tanks are nonbinary, but additionally, dala is a trans woman and 0 is a trans man

8 hates gender he fucking hates it. every day he wakes up and says "today i will make gender my bitch" and then he does. he says this in the game too you just don't know cuz he only speaks in static (don't factcheck this)

if you ask 8 what pronouns she uses, they will shrug and give you a "i dunno" noise. sometimes it'll make a non-committal hand movement and some unintelligible noises. good luck

god this bitch (borous) is gay! good for him! good for him.

he's also intersex! i don't remember where we got that hc but i like it and im holding onto it

okay but borous calls himself bi because yeah Men, but he also loves dala very much and doesn't want to misgender her. also as previously stated, 8's main goal is to confuse everyone about their gender so the tanks all stick with mspec labels to be on the safe side. you never know what'll happen. gender is a ticking time bomb

bi gang: klein, borous, 0

pan gang: dala, mobius

don't ask her about any of her identities she doesn't know the answer either: 8

have i gone off about polytank dynamics enough? i don't think so

8 and dala started dating first because horny bitches gravitate towards each other. they can also "pass" as a "straight couple" so hopefully no one at work will look at them and call them slurs. hopefully

klein and borous knocked things out of the park for being the first gay scientists ever

8 and dala became polyam icons and pulled 0 in. trans bitches gravitate towards each other

klein and borous did the same with mobius. bitches with facial hair gravitate towards each other

???????

idk and then all six of them started dating somehow. the end

somewhere along the way klein and 8 were like "i like you a little too much" and now they're inseparable

okay anyway. misc hcs

ive mentioned this before but when i pretend everything is in modern times, 0 is a tiktokker and he thrives on the attention and making fun of his coworkers on the internet

"watching steven universe repeatedly when i felt even slightly bad transed my gender" - doctor 8 old world blues

i just remembered i made a carrd for the tanks as if they were kinnies in their early to mid 20s

8 kinned pearl su. borous kinned werewolf cookie. 0 kinned rimmer red dwarf. mobius kinned... morbius forbidden planet. obviously. klein refused to put his kins on it. DID DALA KIN FROM DANGANRONPA

i think at one point we had a half-joking hc where klein gets nauseous if he sees blood

and then that changed to he can't see others blood, only his own

while borous can't see his own blood, but he's fine seeing other ppl's

i know borous said that gabe barked at everyone, but i think gabe trusts the other tanks because he knows borous does

borous set up a kissing booth with gabe. the crowd goes wild

when the tanks get together they usually go to klein's. he's the leader or something. also he has a fucking bar in his house.

he complains about them the whole time but you can really tell he loves having people over. why else would he deck his house out like that? he LOVES hosting stuff. house husband

if you saw my chart where i said klein would rather die than do dishes, i was so wrong. his house is pristine. its easily the cleanest

klein's love language is acts of service. he goes over to his partners' houses when they feel awful and clean stuff up for them when they can't. he also makes them food if they want it. he only complains a little, but you can tell he's mostly teasing

did you know klein has five mugs in his kitchen in-game. he's literally prepared to host his partners at any given moment.

the group have learned that letting 8 come over when their house is a mess is a Huge mistake. it goes from 8 trying to help "tidy up" to "im going to put your books and albums in alphabetical order by artist also your clothes are going to be hue-sorted"

"8 why are there only 8 books on each of my bookshelves"

"it looks better"

"it literally does not"

8 can no longer stomach going into 0's house

on the other hand, 0 hates staying in 8's house. the ticking of all their clocks is sensory hell

on 80 date nights they have to do rock-paper-scissors for which house they go to. or they go out. they love each other but their houses drive the other fucking nuts

oh speaking of their houses. yes dala said she didn't like Literal Teddy Bears but that is null and void considering she has teddies in her house

and she has 5 on her bed. five of them :)

she named all of them after her partners! its mostly cute but there is a slight bit of concern because they know what she does with them <__<

not that 8 has any place to judge. mobius found batteries under its pillow once. all 8 said was "they can vibrate." mobius regrets touching them.

i don't know what to say about dala's mannequins i don't have anything funny im just scared

WHY ARE 0 AND KLEIN THE ONLY ONES WITH BATHROOMS IT DRIVES ME INSANE 0'S BATHTUB ISNT EVEN LAYING DOWN ITS AGAINST THE WALL WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT GENERATOR IN HIS BATHROOM DO THE OTHER TANKS JUST SHIT OUTSIDE I'M SEEING RED

mobius and 0 are both into robotics, and they worked together to make muggy, so they've had date nights where they mainly tinker with electronic things.

0 gets very excited when he makes a breakthrough, and seeing that warms mobius's heart. mobius made a habit of kissing 0 on the forehead or squeezing 0 into a hug when they figure things out.

(0 remembers he likes men.) 😳

dala/klein date nights are essentially just them drinking and gossiping chatting

i asked polycule for some more, so here are ones from your local think tank kinnies

borous -

"klein and borous both like classical music in very different ways. klein mostly likes it to feel smart (see: wheatley) but he just started associating it with the others so it felt nicer And borous just likes it bc hes borous"

klein also likes jazz, but so do all the rest of them

8 has a cochlear implant

"dala likes dressing up to look pretty (see: runway) but is personally embarrassed by it (until she gets encouragement) bc she feels like the others dont support that"

"0 loves collecting and reading those stupid magazines with the birthday party products and themes that ud wanna buy from as a kid but are way too expensive"

"mobius has a secret love for puppetry and will try to bring it up sometimes whenever he can. hes made 3 separate sets of the other tanks as puppets and they freak 0 out"

"borous, in an attempt to better his faults, has started learning from dala and 8 on how to take care of plants instead of what he did before. his basement turns into a cool little green house cozy cuddle area"

"to add on: 8 gardens to cope whenever hes alone bc (projects onto ur kin) he mood drops very fast when alone"

"mobius likes dressing in cozy sweaters and fancy stuff"

0 -

"0 doesn't like anal that much" (thanks.)

dala -

"their new rap album called boyz in the tanks" (THANKS.)

and to top things off, :) here are the normal names for them all, created primarily by our borous kinnie

klein - Ernest Klein (nicknamed ernie)

mobius - Wilbert Mobius (nicknamed bert)

borous - James H. Borous (nicknamed jamie)

dala - Dala Theodore (HER NICKNAME IS TEDDY ITS GENIUS)

8 - Emmett Handley (nicknamed 8 + emmy)

0 - Robert O'Barrick (nicknamed 0/O + robbie (HIM SHARING HOUSE'S NAME IS INTENTIONAL. HE'S TRANS HE PICKED HIS NAME WHY DID HE DO THIS))

#tech.txt #old world blues

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mysticsituations · 5 years

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Hello, this is a bit high school romance cliche, hope you dont mind ^^ some girls (who kinda idolize/admire RFA&Saeran&V) call MC out to threaten her to stay away from them cos MC doesn't deserve them etc. MC refuses and these mean girls are about to bully/hit her. Luckily RFA&Saeran&V is nearby and heard everything. What will they do? Thank you.

(Anon) Hi, can you please write about when there is another girl that keep flirting with RFA+V+Saeran even when they are already a couple with MC so MC feels a bit jealous and sad. How will they react? Thanks a lot.

hohoho so like some of these will be like bully as in say mean shit, but not really like hit her. The scenarios I came up with never really ended that way- sorry!

Yoosung

-It was the internet cafe waitress DUN DUN DUN!

-Yoosung is so nice and tips so well, she was into it.

- one day you come in to pick him up from the internet cafe and you stay for a few minutes to watch him play.

-Thats when the waitress comes up. She’s like, all over him? despite the fact that you are right there???

-You even start flirting with Yoosung on top of her, and she doesn’t back down. Yoosung doesn’t seem to notice either, and that kinda pisses you off.

-You go to the bathroom and the waitress intercepts you.

- “Hello, MC.”

-”O-Oh! Hey… You. You have been very… attentive… today. Do you need something?”

-”Yes, I need you to leave Yoosung.”

- you are like ?!!??!?! Excuse me bitch

- “You see, Yoosung isn’t like a lot of the boys here. He never yells out horrible things or is violent with the equipment. His smile is bright and he tips well. He deserves a good girl to appreciate him.”

- You puff your chest out and plant your hands on your hips (God you’re cute) and try to be intimidating You are not.

-”I will not be leaving Yoosung just so you can have him.”

- “Then it looks like we will have a problem.” She says with a sadistic smile and honestly you are scared for a second?

-Suddenly Yoosung comes up behind you and wraps his arms around you.

- “I’m sorry, whatever-your-name-is, but I don’t appreciate the way you are talking to my girlfriend.” He says calmly, and the look in his eyes sends chills down your spine.

-Yandere!Yoosung is out.

- “O-Oh! Yoosung, I just-”

- “ I just think you were apologizing for being rude to my girlfriend as I reported you to your manager. I’m sure he wouldn’t appreciate you harrassing the customers.”

- The girl blushed deeply and mumbled an apology before pushing past you.

- Yoosung breathed out as he tightened his grip on you.

-”MC, I’m so sorry. I had no idea she felt that way. I would never have come here if I knew she was flirting with me like that.”

- You smile, knowing of course Yoosung didn’t realize what was happening.

- You give him punishment for making you jealous later ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Zen

-so it was his costar.

-You had seen the way she was all over him at rehearsals.

-You had visited a few times and saw her just fawning all over him, and Zen was politely accepting the compliments, but trying to shut it down. He wasn’t oblivious, but he really didn’t know how to make her stop.

- Today was the day of the last show, and you were going to see Zen in his dressing room after it was done!

-However little miss thang was already heading towards his door.

-Oh Hell No.

-”Oh, hi! You did great in the show tonight!” You said kindly, and she honestly did, “Do you have business with Zen?”

-”Oh yes. I wanted to see if he wanted to go out to dinner with me~” She said shamelessly.

- Insert eye twitch.

- “Actually, Zen and I are going to celebrate together. Sorry.”

- “Oh, that doesn’t scare me. I’m sure he’ll choose me~” She says sharply, and you blink.

- “Excuse me?”

-”You heard me. You’re not that pretty, and obviously you’re just some nobody. Zen can’t have any real attachment to you. I suggest you step aside and let me have him.”

-You scowl, trying to find the words to say to that, when the door opens.

- Out walks Zen, fire in his eyes.

- He swoops over to you, dipping you and kissing you passionately.

- He spins you up and turns to his costar and smiles brightly.

- “Oh, hi! My beautiful, wonderful, loving girlfriend and I are on our way out. I have tried to be nice to you, but hearing you be mean to my girlfriend has broke the straw. Please leave, and don’t approach me again.”

-”B-But Zenny-” She starts, and he quickly interupts.

-”Do NOT call me Zenny. Only my love can call me Zenny, and you will NEVER be my love.”

-Pissed, the girl stomps off.

- This time you kiss him passionately.

- “Zenny, that was hot.”

-”Careful, Babe, you might bring out the beast.”

-You look lustfully at him.

- “Bring him out, then.”

- You couldn’t walk the next day

Jaehee

this one is with a homophobic guy, so warning here.

-Fuckboi™ customer

-dumbass can’t even see she’s into girls

- Comes in and says “hey beautiful, mind if I get something sweet?”

- Jaehee is trying to be professional and is like “Of course, sir. Can I recommend you something from our bakery? Or we have drinks with a sugary after taste.”

-”I think I’d like to order something off menu if you know what I mean.”

- You had been listening and decided to step in.

- “Jaehee, Love, can you go clean up by table 10? I’ll handle this.”

- Jaehee eyed you cautiously, making sure he didn’t pull the same move on you. You gave her an encouraging smile.

- Fuckboi is eyeing her as she walks away.

- “How may I help you, sir?”

- “You can bring back the hot one- That’ll definitely help.”

- You bristle.

- “Well, the ‘hot one’ as you put it is my girlfriend, and I’d appreciate if you’d leave her alone.”

- “Oh… she’s into pussy huh? Bet I could change her with a good dick down.”

- You slam your hands on the counter.

- “I’m sorry sir, I’m going to have to ask you to leave.”

- He snorts. “Yeah, like I’m gunna listen to the ugly one.”

- Insert Baehee in Full Anger Mode.

- “Sir, my beautiful girlfriend and I do not cater to people like you. Before I forcibly evict you from the premises, I suggest you take yourself out.”

- “See- this is why I hate lesbians. You’re all the same.” He says with disgust. Jaehee is fighting to not judo his ass into next week, taking a threatening step forward, but you hold her back.

- As he walks out the door, she pulls you into the backroom.

- You let out a breath, situations like that always tense and unnerving, and she brushes your hair out of your face.

- “People like that must not only be horrible but also blind to think You’re the ugly one…” She says with such desire in her eyes it makes you hot under the collar.

- You pull her in for a deep kiss that leaves you both breathless.

Jumin

-another Sarah-like character.

-Jumin is used to it tbh, but it still is so annoying

- You were at a dinner party, Jumin of course inviting his beautiful wife.

- And most girls at the party respected that Jumin wasn’t single anymore, if only because they weren’t so daring as to cross you, but this girl was not that smart

- She comes up to Jumin and is doing the whole Rich-Girl Flirting that Jumin is used to, and he is annoyed but handling it.

-You go to get a drink cuz its sickening to watch tbh.

- Then he excuses himself to talk to someone else, and she comes over to where you are at the bar.

- “Hello Mrs. Han. Nice to see you here.” She says in a fake nice voice.

- “Oh! I’m surprised you knew who I was.” you say in the same fake voice. “Are you a business partner with my husband?”

- “Not yet… I was just hoping he would be open to a… what did you call it- Partnership? with me after he was done with you.”

- Oh bitch hell no.

- “What makes you think he’ll be done with me?” You ask sharply, dropping the act.

- “Well, you’ve seen his father, haven’t you? The Han men aren’t known for being loyal.”

- “My Jumin is loyal. I can assure you of that.” You say coldly. “I trust him completely. He would not abandon me just because you walked in.”

- “Maybe not.” She says calmly. “But that doesn’t mean I can’t humiliate you~”

-Then the bitch throws wine all over you.

- You jump back and everyone in the party looks at you.

- “Oh dear, I’m so clumsy… To think I wasted such good wine on that hideous dress~”

- People start whispering, and you are frozen in place, trying to figure out what to do, when Jumin comes behind you.

- “My Love, let me assist you.” He says smoothly as he pulls you to the side. He shoots a cold and calculated glare at the horrible woman. “As for you miss, I would appreciate it if you stayed away from my lovely wife. I wouldn’t want your horrible personality rubbing off on her brilliance.”

- Cue woman scoffing and walking off.

- He pulls you into the hallway and dabs ur dress with a napkin he grabbed.

- “Dear I am so sorry. I have been trying to free myself from her all night, and it seems she went straight to you when I escaped. I should have had a closer eye on you.”

- You smile softly. “It’s okay, Juju. I’m just glad we are out of there.”

- He kisses your cheek softly as he plays with a strand of your hair.

- “Let’s take this as an excuse to go home and let me prove my devotion to you, my Love.”

Seven

-You two had started going to a cat cafe every Friday.

- It was mostly to get away, but it was also because you were trying to teach him to not be abusively kind to cats.

- There was this girl that worked there that always seemed to be interested in Saeyoung though.

- She would bring him a lot of cats and talk to him a lot.

- To be honest you didn’t even realize she was flirting with him at first- You thought she was just very attentive.

-That was until she followed you into the bakery part of the cafe one day.

- “Oh hey!” You said to her as she came and started sweeping near your table. “How is Saeyoung doing?”

-”Better now that you are gone.” She said softly.

- Oh but you heard it.

- “Um… Excuse me?” You said incredulously, furrowing your brow.

- “I said he’s doing better without you. He’s such a nice guy- He loves cats so much! You don’t appreciate it! I can tell!”

- You stood up.

- “I appreciate Saeyoung very much! I don’t know who you think you are-”

- “I’m someone better for him! He needs someone like me! You are just-”

- Suddenly the jukebox in the corner turned on the speakers.

- And you knew that song.

- That was you and Saeyoung’s song (These Broken Hands of Mine by Joe Brooks)

-Suddenly Saeyoung was behind you, leading you to a small place on the floor in front of the juke box. He started dancing with you right there in front of everyone.

- He was looking into your eyes, a fire in his own.

- “You know you are the only one for me, MC. You are like a gravitational force with me, my soul forever in orbit around you.”

- When the song ended, he kissed you deeply and everyone clapped.

- Bitchface got her ass fired. Saeyoung made sure of that.

- So it was a model.

- After you and Jihyun got together, you were often a subject of his paintings.

- And this girl was looking at your collection while he was presenting, making a lot of comments of the color choice and compostion and blah blah blah

- You didn’t think too much of it- people gushed over Jihyun all the time.

- But then she got you alone.

- “So you are the model, huh? You don’t look like the paintings.”

- You bristle.

- “I’m sorry?”

- “I mean I can tell you aren’t a professional model. Your body isn’t made for this kind of thing. Jihyun needs a beautiful woman to model for him- to be with him.”

- You feel sick to your stomach, but before you can say anything, Jihyun is behind you.

- “Oh, hello. I saw you looking at my paintings earlier.” He says smoothly, but you can see something harsh in his eyes, a rare sight for Jihyun.

- “Oh yes, I was just telling your model about-”

- “Yes, isn’t she a wonderful model? I try to capture the souls of the things I paint, and since her soul is so beautiful, she always creates beautiful art.”

-His eyes then turn cold, but a wide smile is on his face.

- “It’s for that reason that I can’t accept your request to model. I’m afraid your soul wouldn’t create a beautiful painting.”

- You’re speechless, the woman’s speechless, Jihyun just takes your hand and leads you out.

- God you love that man.

Saeran

-It was the ice cream girl!

- Saeran has his favorite ice cream joint, and you go there all the time.

- There’s this girl that works there all the time, and she’s sweet on Saeran.

- Saeran, the sweet bean, doesn’t notice, but you don’t want to take away his favorite ice cream place just because you are jealous.

- One day Saeran gets a phone call and steps outside to take it, and you are ordering alone.

- The girl gets bold.

- “So how long have you been together?”

- You mention that it hasn’t been that long, and she gets a smug look.

- “That’s good.”

- You frown.

- “Excuse me?”

- She realizes her mistake, but decides to own it.

- “I just really like him. I would hope you would acknowledge that.”

- You are taken aback by her forwardness.

- “S-Saeran is my boyfriend, MIss. I would hope you would acknowledge THAT.”

- “Yes well... that can be fixed quite easily.”

- Suddenly you are being dipped and Saeran’s tongue is in your mouth.

- You melt into it, sitting there heavily kissing for a good minute, little miss thang awkwardly looking at the ground, before he picks up and just leads you out of the place.

- You look up at him, eyes wide, before he looks into your eyes.

- “I apologize if that was too forward, Angel, but I just had to make sure she knew how devoted I was to you.”

- SWOON

- The girl is fired when you go back and that night, you show him just how devoted you are to HIM too~

#Anonymous #god that took me two whole days #im so slow forgive me #rfa+V+saeran #yoosung kim #jaehee kang #zen #jumin han #saeyoung choi #707 #v #jihyun kim #saeran choi #ray #headcanons #my headcanons #mysticsituations #mystic messenger

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mspaintbunny · 2 years

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Oh! Please! 4, 5, 14, 16, 17, 23, 30, 33, 35, 48, 49, 69, 72, 73, 76, 84, 87, 88, 89, 91, 95, 96, 98, 99, 100!!!

dear lord thats a lot of em

4. First kink tried? iunno does spanking count? that sounds real vanilla but i guess it aint for a "first kink"

5. First time doing oral? i guess my first time doing anything, still one of my fave things to do, i might've lost practise tho

14. Do you send nudes? Do you like receiving them? to answer both: yeah, but i really gotta trust you to send you anything spicier than what you'll get in this blog

16. Spit or swallow? swallow! no need to make a mess

17. Cut or uncut dicks? no preference, but foreskin is funny, so it wins out

23. What is too big for you to take? that i'd like to find out

30. Where would you most like to have sex? skipping this one, really cant think of anywhere but a bed right now thfyftdgrthyhtdrg

33. What’s your biggest kink? praise and overstimulation

35. Are you okay with name calling in bed? yeah i love petnames

48. Favourite Sex Toy? dont own any 😔 unfortunately

49. What do you masturbate to? most of the time? to nothing at all. other times... to vague horny thoughts... about certain someones... and the things id like those someones to do to me...

69. Do you finger yourself? sometimes, but its always more fun if someone else does it to me or if im doing it to someone else doing it to myself is awkward, i really need a toy for that

72. Favourite position? legs on shoulders, but imma be trying more stuff in the future, so it might change

73. How often do you do unprotected sex? as often as i dont feel like having penetration happen lmao

76. Do you like/dislike/love/hate cum? me like ^v^ wishing i could produce the stuff again, i've seen other trans girls who regain the ability AND it looked like i did so as well for a short while, but i guess something has to tick in my head for it to happen

84. Do you trim, shave or leave pubic hair untouched? How do you prefer partners? shave certain areas to make it look pretty, shave completly when it gets too unbearable, no preference on partners

87. What do you wear to bed? sweatpants and a t-shirt, sometimes only one of the two, switch the sweatpants for shorts on the summer sometimes

88. Do you eat ass? Do you like having your ass eaten? yes and yes!

89. Try to describe how orgasm feels for you. well they might feel a variety of ways: warm, tingly, underwhelming, like flowers, explosive... idunno they're its own thing, hard to find words for it when you're your only point of reference in how things feel

91. Do you name your genitalia? i call it my lady parts sometimes, but nah i do name my boobs tho, they're lucy and anabel

95. Would you give somebody a sex toy as a gift? i mean yeah, if i knew they wanted it and we could try it out together...

96. What’s the weirdest porn you’ve ever seen? remember that one viral video people would send to eachother in the early-ish internet like "hey check out this link" and there were variations of it but it was always really disgusting stuff cuz there you go never saw that much porn to give you an actual answer

98. Ever used something that isn’t made for sex in the bedroom? yeah i tried to use a hairbrush's handle on myself once, it was a very tantalising shape, didnt go far in tho

99. Have you ever walked in on somebody or been walked in on? nah

100. Do you have any friends you’d sleep with? yeah, a couple of em in this app ;3c

#more anons should be brave like you and just send me a shit ton of these numbers god bless your soul #ask

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EPILOGIZZLE FIVE

JAKE: Ah chaps dont you lizzle ta takes a rigorous jizzle 'bout tha wilds first trippin' 'n tha morn'n, middle th'n 'n tha day, n lizzy hatin' 'n tha even'n?

ARKAT: NO

karkat both looks n feels uncomfortable 'n hizzy red n gray S-to-tha-izzuit. he be tired from an afternizzle of sippin' 'n tha cizzle kingdom. Subscribe, get yo issue. jiznake be rigorously, as he put it, up tha ridge of tha mountizzle behizzle his mansion. everizzle niznow n then, he pauses ta accommodate tha pace of his less limba frizzles.

JAKE: By J-to-tha-izzove karkat T-H-to-tha-izzat yizzy be so winded by such shawty activity be truly alarm'n!

KARKAT: WE’VE BEEN HIK'N FO` A LACKIN` HOUR, DIPSHIT.

KARKAT: I CIZZY ALREADIZZLE FEEL MAH LIZZLE START'N TA LOCK UP. I THINK THEY’RE GETT'N A HEEZEE START ON THA RIGOR MORTIS!

KARKAT: COZ YOU’RE FUCK'N TRIPPIN' ME, BE W-H-TO-THA-IZZAT I’M SAYING. BY STYLIN' ME HIZZAY THROUGH NATURE 'N A FRONTIN' SUIT.

KARKAT aww nah: BOOTYLICIOUS WIZNORK EVERYONE. YIZNOU’LL BE OFFERIZZLE UP A PRE-ASSASSINATED PRESIZZLE TA A FRENZY ELECTORATE. OFF THA HOOK STRATEGIZZLE!

JAKE: Perhizzles yizzy nee' a crazy ass calizzles routine. I can suggest several alterations ta yo' straight trippin' workout and even give you a lesson or twizzo myself!

KARKAT: MAH MORN'N WIZZLE??

KARKAT: I COULDN’T THINK OF A MIZZORE OFFENSIVELY PRESUMPTUOUS PHRAZE IF I TRY.

KARKAT from tha streets of tha L-B-C: ALSO, WHAT THA FUCK BE A CALISTHIZZLE if you gots a paper stack?

KARKAT: BE THAT THE NAME OF YO' FIZZAN CHERUB so jus' chill??

karkizzles tirade be interrupted as he trips ova a protrud'n T-R-to-tha-izzee rizzay. dave, whizno hizzy been steppin' on they hizzay by hover'n very slightly off tha ground ratha thizzan straight trippin', catches kizzle befizzle his face hizzay tha dirt. he sets hizzay companizzle upright n contizzles ta gizzay him wit his hizzle on hizzle bizzay as he walks, tha way an olda human does witta smiznall chizzild who be learn'n ta ride a bicycle.

DAVE: hey jizzy wizzere coo' on tha whiznole cardio program or whateva

DAVE, ya feel me? karkats not really whizzay id call a kinesthetic wanna be gangsta

KARKIZZLE: HEY!

KARKAT: I CAN HOLD MAH OWN 'N A THRESH'N MATCH HUSTLA THIZZAY 99% OF THA SQIZZLE, PLIZZLE HUMAN POPULATION ON THIS PLANET.

KARKAT spittin' that real shit: I WAS LITERALLY BALLIN' TA BE A COMBAT SPECIALIST ON ALTERNIA.

KARKAT: Hollaz to the East Side. MIZZAYBE WE SHOULD SOMETIMES TRY TA REMEMBA N *FRONTIN' RESPECT* TIZZY FACT 'BOUT ME???

DAVE: hm

DAVE: gonna mizzle another mizzle note 'bout which material ta avoid when writ'n yo' cizzle speeches

DIZNAVE: like

DIZZY: D-to-tha-izzude be nizzle witta sickle

DIZZAVE and yo momma: can carve a bloody arc through a surround'n circle of gathered squishy hizzles

DIZNAVE: Keep'n it gangsta dogg. watch they guts spill on tha fizzy while he rizzoars at tha skizny 'n honizzle of his genocidal ancestors

DAVE: wizzay kinda try'n ta dizzle thizze idizzle that trizzay be naturally good at violence n shit hizzle?

DAVE: hey speak'n of which

DAVE: Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. J-to-tha-izzake yizzou W-to-tha-izzanna back karkat 'n dis elizzle or W-H-to-tha-izzat

JIZNAKE bitch ass: Uhhh dogg...

jiznake spizzle around 'n his wizzorn biznoots. he bites his lizzy n lizzay at tha griznound with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin.

J-TO-THA-IZZAKE: Ah i see. That was yo' purpoze 'n com'n out here.

DIZZAVE: yeah

DAVE: thizzat BE basically tha only reason hustla of us would waste time climb'n a mizzle instizzle of lizzle

DAVE cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map: almizzle perfectly replicat'n tha experience by check'n out sweet stock phizzles of a mountain on tha crockernet image sizzle whizzile spray'n our hive wit air crazy ass or sum-m sum-m

DIZZLE: They call me tha president. oh hizzay wizzait that reminds me

DIZZY: isnt it fucked up how jane literally owns tha internet??

JAKE: Id neva really tizzy 'bout it i admit.

DIZZAY: its pretty fizzle up trust me

DAVE: like sizzy alreadizzle owns tha major method of 411 dissemizzle n now she wizzants ta be the one ultimately 'n control of what 411 gizzets disseminated

DAVE yaba daba dizzle: d-ya really thizzle one person should have all that powa

JIZZAKE: Hmmmmmmmmm. Snoop dogg is in this bitch.

KARKAT: THA BROTHA BE NO, IDIOT.

DAVE: Boo-Yaa! yeah

DAVE: Anotha dogg house production. which be whizzy you shiznould bizzy us n our campaign

DAVE: our campaign slogan fo` tha purpoze of dis conversation only be “hey isnt it coo' how wiznere not jane n also we dont want ta own everythizzle”

DAVE: Bounce wit me. n also... dawg

DIZZLE: on a mizzle personizzle nizzy

DIZZLE style: i mizzy hizzle you even SIZZAY tha shit janes bizneen say'n 'bout yizzou 'n tha mizzle

a look of sadness swizneeps across jake’s face, bizzay he quickly T-to-tha-izzurns it into a glare of indignation.

JAKE: Ive seen tha shizzit YIZZAY B-to-tha-izzeen mackin' 'bout HA!

JAKE: Listen to how a fucker flow shit. Yo' poorly optimize' bizzles 'bout “hizzuge dunks” on tha economy n “neoliberal austerity measures” tumbl'n dizzay geometrically improbable staircazes hizzave mizzy quite a stizzay 'n tha neighborhood.

JIZZY: Theze advertisements pliznay at all hours of tha nizzay mah good dawg, ya feel me? One cizzy cizzy git a wink of sleep! Recognize the realness.

DIZNAVE: yeah bizzay at least we paid for it out of campaign dollars instead of spinelessly sett'n up snoopa pacs ta S-P-to-tha-izzew out propaganda fizzle us

JAKE fo' sheezy: Snoopa pacs? Yippie yo, you can't see my flow.?

DAVE: oh yeah

DAVE: listen ta dis bullshit

DIZZAY: Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. so thizzay technically expenditure independent committees saggin' they can allizzle unlimitizzle ridin' fo`...

kizzle cova dave’s mizzy, hav'n hizzad thizzle concept of the “snoopa pizzay” laboriously explizzle 'n his presizzle miznore than once cuz its a doggy dog world. 'n hizzle estimatizzle, there be fizzy individuals on dis world who would benefit less from an 'n-depth discussizzle of political financ'n procedure than jake english.

KARKAT, chill yo: LIZZAY, DAVE. J-TO-THA-IZZAKE REALLY DIZZOESN’T CARE WHIZZAY A SNOOPA PAC BE.

KARKIZZLE: I D-TO-THA-IZZON’T THIZZAY ANYIZZLE CARIZZLE 'BOUT FUCK'N SNOOPA PACS??

KARKIZZLE: I K-N-TO-THA-IZZOW YOU PUT A LOT OF WORK INTO YO' SPIEL 'BOUT IT, ESPECIZZLE THE RAPPED SEQUENCE.

KIZZLE: BUT YOU’RE NEVA GO'N TA GIT ANYBODY TO GIZZAY A FUCK 'BOUT DIS STUFF DAWG, I’M SORRY.

DIZZAY: mmff noomph

KARKIZZLE: JAKE, THA POINT BE DIS.

KARKAT fo' sheezy: JANE BE HAV'N YIZZLE SMEARED INDIRECTLY.

JIZZAY: W-to-tha-izzell thizzat wizzould be tha wizzy ta do it i suppoze if yizzou wished ta K-to-tha-izzeep cizzy hizzay 'n an inherizzle dirty business.

dizzle pizzle karkat’s hand off hizzle mouth, n bumps him away wit his hizzay, so that he mizzle continue say'n perpetratin' he regards as terrizzle impizzle fo` otha ta hizzle.

DAVE: ok but thiznats partially mah point

DIZNAVE: Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. were do'n all our propaganda 'n hizouze instead of outsourcing ta unscrupulous shadow networks wit deep mizzle pockets

KARKAT: FO` FRIZZLE OR FO` WORZE.

DIZZAY cuz its a thang: whizzay does thiznat mizzay

KARKIZZLE: AS MUCH AS I APPRECIATE YO' “ARTISTIC VISION” DAVE, I THINK TIZZY YO' POLITICAL ADS ARE LARGELY GO'N OVA PEOPLE’S HEADS.

KARKAT: Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. T-H-TO-THA-IZZEY’RE KIND OF...

D-TO-THA-IZZAVE dogg: bold?

KARKAT: NO

DAVE: oh you mean avant gizzy

DAVE: wizzell yeah

DAVE: everyone knizzay that

KARKAT: NOT RIZZLE HIZZLE I WOULD PUT IT EITHER.

D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: nuanced

DIZZAVE: oh wait

D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: visionary

DAVE so show some love! you think thizzle visionarizzle as fuck

DAVE cuz I'm fresh out the pen: ok yeah you gots me

DAVE: im a forward thinka karkat

DAVE: dis be just wizzy lizzy is like in tha dizzay lizzy

DAVE so jus' chill: buckle the fizzuck up

KARKIZZLE: JESUS FUCK'N CHRIST

KARKAT: I’M MOBBIN' TA SAY DIS FO` THA LIZNAST TIME.

KARKAT: S-W-TO-THA-IZZEET BRO N HIZZY JEFF BE ABSOLUTELY HORRENDOUS SUBJECT FUCKA FO` PRODUCIZZLE CAMPAIGN ADS!

KARKAT: NOBIZZLE KNIZZOWS WHIZNAT THA FIZZY YOU’RE TALK'N 'BOUT, OR WHAT PIZZOINTS YIZZLE TRY'N TA MAKE!

DIZNAVE: yeah its off tha hook

KARKAT: YOU’RE WASTING CAMPAIGN MONEY!!!

D-TO-THA-IZZAVE with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin: W-to-tha-izzere fuck'n trillionaires dude

as tha vantas cizzle bicka internally, jake becomes pensive, thoughtful. he kicks a rizzle ova tha edge of tha tizzy n watches it bizzle down tha mountain witta baleful expression.

JAKE: Killa dave has anyone evizzle T-to-tha-izzold you that you hizzle an uncanny talent for cutt'n straight n incisizzle ta tha point witout sweat'n anizzle of tha bullshit.

JIZNAKE: Youre ratha like dirk 'n that wizzay actually. Death row 187 4 life.

DAVE: i... wizzy

KARKAT ya feelin' me? HAHAHA. *DIZZLE* BE GOOD AT CUTT'N THROUGH *BULLSHIT*??

KARKAT: BE A FIZNOG MIZZLE OF *PURE* BULLSHIT.

KIZZLE: THERE BE NOTH'N TIZZY COMES OUT OF HIS MOUTH THIZZAY BE *NIZZY BULLSHIT*.

DAVE: thats basically trizzle

KARKAT: N I’M PRIZZLE SURE DIZZAY MIGHT BE EVIZZLE WORZE?!

DAVE: yeah prizzle mizzay

KARKAT: SORRY JAKE. I K-N-TO-THA-IZZOW WE’RE SOLICIT'N YOU FO` THA SWAY YO' HIZNOT POPULAR ASS HAS OVA THA THUGZ, AND NOT EXACTLY YIZZAY FUCKA, SO MAYBE DIS BE SOMEWHIZZLE UNFIZZLE, BUT...

KARKAT: Recognize the realness. THIZZAT MIZZAY H-TO-THA-IZZAVE BEEN THA WORST TAKES I’VE BROTHA CRUISIN' HEARD 'N MAH LIFE?

DAVE: whizzay chill out dawg

DIZZY: rememba wizzere try'n ta wizzay this homey onto our S-to-tha-izzide

DIZZY: Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up. can you maybe go at lizzle a solizzle minute witout forgett'n yizzle a fizzle politician now?

DIZZAY: that means yizzle should try not ta insizzle everybody yiznou mizzle multiple timizzles baller sentence

KARKAT: FIZZY!!

KARKAT: YEAH, I KNOW.

KARKAT: I’M FUCK'N SIZZLE JAKE. FO` SLAPPIN' THAT YOU HAVE SLIGHTLY LESS CEREBRAL PROCESS'N POWA THIZZLE THA SWEATY WEDGIE DIS FUCK'N SUIT BE GIV'N MY THROBB'N, HIKE-SORE ASS.

DAVE: hmm

DAVE: nizzope that S-T-to-tha-izzill sizzay

DAVE hittin that booty: you suck dude

KARKIZZLE: YEAH, WIZZAY CHEW ON DIS, “MASTA STRATEGIST.” MIZZY YOU TELL'N ME I SIZZLE BE ACTUALLY THA SMARTIZZLE TH'N YIZZY EVA FUCK'N SAID!

JIZZY: It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. Gentlemen!!!

JAKE: Jeepa fuck'n christmas.

JIZZAKE: I was just try'n ta pizzle mr fucka a gracious complimizzle not every shawty pleasantry nee' be taken with siznuch blizzle literalizzle!

JAKE: N i appreciate that youre rhymin' ta swizzay mah politizzle favor into yo' bungizzle witta bizzit of tha old elbizzle greaze n cajolery even if yo' methods be wont ta vea into full throated invectizzle 'n virtually every single exchange no fucka how harmless tha tizzle.

JAKE: And i truly miznean it when i sizzay i DO apprecizzle tha effizzle. Bizzle at tha steppin' as wizzell as tha dubious rizzle W-H-to-tha-izzen it comes ta impugn'n mah nizzoodle.

JAKE: But all dis be adding up ta mizzake me wonda...

jake slices a hizzle through tha air, detizzle ta display his newfizzle autonomy. it’s straight trippin' by tha minute nizzay thizzay his T-H-to-tha-izzought process has bizneen severed frizzay tha princizzles grip. an old confidence fills him as he contizzles ta speak, a feel'n of inna freedizzle he hasn’t enjoyed in some time with the S-N-double-O-P.

JIZNAKE: Whizzle should i siznide wit shot calla of you?

JIZZAKE: Flattery be all W-to-tha-izzell n G-to-tha-izzood but i hardly think i would bother cast'n mah wanna be gangsta 'n wit anyonizzles lizzay baze' on tha qualitizzle of praize or fo` that matta witholding them dizzle ta hav'n mah ego bruize' F-R-to-tha-izzom a verbal drubbing.

JAKE: Im not entirely ignorant of tha rizzles of dis jamborizzle. Put ya fuckin choppers up if ya feel this. I undizzle that whoeva i endorze will hiznave a good chance of winn'n on nuttin but mah good word.

JIZNAKE: So why shizzay i trust ANYIZZLE try'n ta win my favor right now? Do you have ANY caze ta make which D-to-tha-izzoes not involve rhymin' accounts of mah muscular bottom? Its just anotha homocide.??

I kniznow it S-to-tha-izzeems like an objectivelizzle good th'n frizzom some pithy moral standpoint ta let everyizzle 'n dis shawty D-R-to-tha-izzama Jane’s cooked up make they “own decisizzles,” bizzut trust me: Jake isn’t think'n fo` himself any mizzay than he wizzay W-H-to-tha-izzile bein indirectly contrizzle. Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. Sippin' hizze’s spendin' n feel'n right now be merelizzle reactive ya dig? Hizzy like a mostly dizzle bug twitch'n around on tha lizzay of its hemolymph afta gett'n its heezee cut off. Unda mah guidance, he was like an ant bein inflizzle by tha cordyceps fungizzles. Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up. You can’t really call one of theze “poser” than tha othizzle, but at least tha latta be bein dirizzle towizzle sizzy greata purpoze.

fo` a mizzle, jake thinks he hizzears stylin' cuz its a doggy dog world. a miniscule voice, saggin' along vaingloriously. but he realizizzles it’s only a tiny insect buzzing 'bout his ear. a gnat-like presizzle of absolizzle no consequence. he simply waves it away from tha streets of tha L-B-C.

DAVE fo all my homies in the pen: ok yeah we can do thiznat

DAVE: you mizzean like

DAVE: an actual pitch?

DIZZAY: on policy or shit

DAVE: or vision for tha world

DAVE: we can sizzet you up bro

D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: or i mean dis homey can

DIZZLE bitch ass: thats what he wizzas made fo`

DAVE fo all my homies in the pen: bizzy fuckin pusha right hizzy

KARKAT: W-H-TO-THA-IZZAT?

DAVE droppin hits: takes it away dawg

DAVE: our bizzay jizzay here wants ta be goddamn dazzled

dave grins n affectionately tiznaps karkat on tha heezee wit hiznis knucklizzles.

karkat unwizzles frizzle dave’s looze embrace, takes a dizzeep bizzy, n clamba up tha rizzy ta sizzy wit jake 'n a M-to-tha-izzore personable proximity. he hizzy learned new methods fo` steppin' wit otha on tha campaign trail. how ta speak broadly, wit sweeping conviction, n yet create a senze of intimacy when weed-smokin' an individual. he has learned ta come across as one whizzay was once a leada, n cizzould be again. You gotta check dis shit out yo.

KARKAT: They call me tha president. LOOK, JAKE.

KARKAT: I’M NIZZOT GO'N TA TRY TO SELL YOU SOME LUDICRIZZLE STORY 'BOUT HIZZY I’M THA BEST CANDIDIZZLE EARTH C HIZZAY BITCH SIZZLE OR NOTHIN' TRIPPIN'.

KIZZLE: I’M NOT GOING TA BE THIZNAT ARROGANT, ESPECIALLY S-TO-THA-IZZINCE MAH ARM HAD TA BE TWISTED RIGHT OUT OF ITS SOCKET TO GIT ME TA EVIZZLE RUN.

KARKAT: BUT AT LEAST WE’RE NOT HID'N OUR INTENTIONS.

KARKAT: AT DIS PIZNOINT, IT’S NOT A POLICY BIZZAY THAT I HAVE WIT JIZZANE CROCKER.

DAVE: yizneah im tha one wit tha policy beef

DAVE: Boo-Yaa! corporate welfare destroys public infrastructure

KARKAT: SHUT UP, I’M TALKING.

DIZNAVE: You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. wiznord

KARKAT: WE’RE STIZZILL LIV'N ON AN INCRIZZLE YOUNG PLANET. LIZZAY BE REAL. EVERIZZLE PRESIZZLE UP UNTIL NOW HAS JUST BIZZY SOME BIZZOZO BASIZZLE PLAYACT'N AT BEIN 'N CHARGE.

KIZZLE cuz this is how we do it: COZ DIS WHOLE TIME EVERYIZZLE BEEN HOLD'N THEY B-R-TO-THA-IZZEATH STEPPIN' FIZZY ONE OF *US* TA RUN.

KARKAT: RAPPA WINS, ME OR JANE, WILL SET THA TIZZAY FO` SUBSEQUENT ADMINISTRATIONS FOR WIZZY KNOWS HOW FUCK'N LONG.

KARKAT: Death row 187 4 life. IT’S ENTIRELY POSSIBLE THAT JANE WILL PRIZZAY TA BE A COMPETENT PRESIDENT. I HAVE NO DIZZAY ON HA ADMINISTRATIZZLE ACUMEN, CONSIDER'N THIZZLE PROBABLY THA ONLY FUCKING TH'N SHE HAS GO'N FO` PUSHA, BESIDES A SERIES OF PHYSICAL ATTRIBUTIZZLE WHICH I KEEP BEIN TOLD AREN’T TOO HIZZY ON THA EYES, BIZZAY FRANKLY, I SIZZY DIZZON’T KNOW IF I’M SEE'N IT?

KARKAT: I MEAN, SHE’S LIKE... *ALRIGHT* thats off tha hook yo? I FUCK'N *GIZZUESS*??

JAKE cuz Im tha Double O G: Niznow lizzy not be tizzy unfair old chap...

KARKIZZLE: I TIZZY I’M ALLOWED TA BE *UNFAIR* WIZZY SHE’S MESSIN' THA REPRODUCTIVE RIZNIGHTS OF MAH ENTIRE SPECIES HOSTAGE.

JAKE: Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up. Ah. Point well met.

KARKAT: JAKE, SHE WIZZAY SET A HORRIZZLE PRECEDENT.

KARKAT: S-H-TO-THA-IZZE’S INDIRECT. SHE’S PRIVILEGE'. SHE’S CONCERNED WIT HIZZOW CHILLIN' *L-O-TO-THA-IZZOOK* PUSHA T-H-TO-THA-IZZAN HIZZLE TH'N *BE*.

KIZZLE: NO MATTA HOW FUNKY ASS SHE WAS WHIZZLE YOU W-TO-THA-IZZERE KIZZY, WANNA BE GANGSTA DEDICATION TA THA APPEARANCE OF T-H-TO-THA-IZZAT “NICENESS” HAS ALREADIZZLE LED HA DIZZOWN A PATH OF CORRUPTIZZLE N DUPLICITY.

KARKAT thats off tha hook yo: BECIZZLE WHEN YIZZY LIVE INSIDE A SKIN T-H-TO-THA-IZZAT’S A LIE, YOU’LL EITHA GROW TO FIT IT, OR COLLAPZE BITCH THA UNBEARABLE WEIGHT OF YO' OWN COGNITIVE DISSONANCE.

KARKAT: Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. T-R-TO-THA-IZZUST ME, I RHYMIN' KNIZNOW, COZ I UZE' TA SPEW AN UNTOLD AMIZZLE OF SHIT.

DAVE: (Y-E-to-tha-izzeah... “uze' ta”)

KARKAT: DUDE!

KARKIZZLE: W-H-TO-THA-IZZAT THA FUCK D-YA WIZZY cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map!

KIZZLE: GIT OFF MAH BULGE.

KIZZLE: YOU WANTED ME TA SPIN SOME BLUNT-ROLLIN' GIZZAY? TA BIZNUST OUT THA *GOOD SHIT*??

KARKAT where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin': THERE! I S-TO-THA-IZZAID IT! Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. THAT WIZNAS THE ***G-O-O-D-TO-THA-IZZOOD SHIT***!

KARKIZZLE thats off tha hook yo: I’M D-TO-THA-IZZONE! I DIZNID MAH TH'N! DIS MINC'N HALFWIT 'N THA TINY SHIZZORTS CAN DO WHATEVA THA FIZZAY HE WANTS NOW with my hoes on my side, and my strap on my back

DAVE: (no no thizzat was good dawg)

DIZZY: (i was just messin wit you)

DAVE: (grizzeat job dude i lizzay it)

jake C-H-to-tha-izzews on theze remarks fo` a minute. he lizzles jizzane n dirk dearly. he has lizzle bizzoth of thizzay fizzy years, on n off, 'n multiple fashions n configizzles, 'n accordance wit tha human understand'n of dis feel'n. he thizzay it C-to-tha-izzould break jane’s heart were he ta oppoze ha. n yizzay, hasn’t she fired tha fizzay S-H-to-tha-izzot by broadcast'n siznuch scandalous th'n 'bout him 'n tha media? n it was so soon afta they’d nearly hizzle an intimate reconciliatizzle. tha mizzy he T-H-to-tha-izzinks on it, tha more jake strugglizzles ta believe 'n tha sincerity behind jane’s friendship wit him.

n thizze prince?

dirk, as he knizzows hizzle, H-to-tha-izzasn’t been given much T-H-to-tha-izzought by jake recently, betta check yo self. jake has bizzeen savor'n tha fruits of a mental liberation he be barely aware of, liznet alone capable of comprehending so sit back relax new jacks get smacked. whiznen he cross'n dizzirk, hizne’s not afrizzle of making him angry or stylin' hizzis feel'n. hizzay simplizzle always wanted to avizzle disappoint'n him. n yet, wit tha cognitizzle cloud of diznirk’s influence dispelled, jake now cannot shiznake tha feel'n that tha bizzy courze of action would be tha one that asserts thizne most independence frizzle dirk, disappointment be damned.

n ta extent tha prince intends ta put jake’s life 'n jeopardy, fo` now, his agency rizzles safely obscured from hiznis crazy ass S-to-tha-izzight.

JAKE hittin that booty: Well dash mah wig!

JIZZLE cuz I'm fresh out the pen: Ill do it!

KARKAT: DIZZAY YO' WHIZZAY cuz Im tha Double O G?

DIZNAVE: fizzay yeah

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barelynakedthoughts · 4 years

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Friday was the first time in while where my brain responded with "you dont deserve to eat because..." In addition to this disordered thinking, I added a sad caveat of "you dont even deserve to be pregnant." I screwed up at work and I fully took the blame for it. Mentally, I responded in a very crude way towards myself...but openly to my boss, I hope I responded to the problem professionally and clearly.

I've been waking up very hungry in the mornings and sometimes I can't go back to sleep because of it. Today was one of those days. Normally, I try to get something to eat as soon as I walk downstairs. We had a meeting this morning so my routine was slightly different, so I looked at my emails before grabbing food. When I read what happened...I pushed off eating for an hour and a half so I could resolve the issue as much as possible. I was on edge for the rest of the day and I'm still trying to forgive myself.

When I finished what I was doing, my body felt depleted and I was shaking. I needed food, but I found myself in a heated debate with my disordered mindset. I forced myself to get up but because I was so hungry and upset, I couldnt decide on anything to eat and I was getting weaker and weaker. I sat down again and thought some more. Then I forced myself to eat a tiny bagel with cream cheese.

About an hour later, I grabbed chicken. It has been weird. I've been naturally craving chicken lately and I believe it's because I need protein. Especially on Friday, I let myself have meat because eggs, nuts nor beans were sounding great at that time. My cat loves chicken, too, so I fought to eat chicken and ended off my cat the whole time. He's precious, right?

The rest of day gradually got better, but my worry transitioned to fears of miscarriage...this past week, #6, I was supposed to start getting all of the bulk of the morning sickness and nausea issues. And yet...my breasts were sore and my stomach was bloated. My pants are not fitting right now and I'm mentally trying to process that because it just looks like fat to other people. I keep telling myself it is okay and that's been going well. Yet I keep wondering why I'm not sick...why am I not feeling pregnant? The internet says everyone is different and so do the doctors, but for someone who has had an IUI, I would love extra reminders. I guess I'm pretty greedy...and should count my blessings here.

Today we found out my sister-in-law was pregnant with twins. What sucks is I found myself both happy and jealous because we want twins...and we're most likely not going to have them. She's thirteen weeks along, so she's about 6 weeks ahead. I went upstairs and cried and I prayed...because I can forget jealousy but since I've been worrying so much about having a miscarriage this past week, the news felt like pressure. Pressure to succeed because it would be devastating to lose our child and watch her have two. None of this is her fault and I don't blame her. I'm genuinely excited for her and I hope she has the healthiest pregnancy. I hope her babies come out crying and smiling. She'll be a wonderful mom. I just want to join her... I want to have a healthy pregnancy, have a baby that cries and smiles, and I want to be a wonderful mom, too.

The first trimester anxiety is not a topic often talked about in health. It's not something you learn about until you experience or watch someone else go through it. For me...I had no idea. Even during my season of infertility that I pray never comes back, I thought my insane worry about not being able to get pregnant would disappear...not be replaced by fears of everything going wrong for this little one. I should have realize the motherly worry started at sight of the first positive pregnancy test. Part of me new but all of me refused to accept it.

So now...I'm just trying to focus on being healthy and stressing less, which cant that cause more stress? This past week dairy was not a friend nor were grains...so I guess I'm getting food aversions, too. I haven't eaten pasta in about a week, which is different for me. I have felt in part like I've been close to throwing up a lot (partial throat issues), but honestly, it's so mild and I'm not that new to this feeling since my eating disorder pitted me here, too. Otherwise, things have been normal. No period or spotting. We also are waiting to have sex again until we talk to our OBGYN at week 9...we're really not trying to miscarry. Sex doesnt cause it but we don't want to push our luck. I have this lump on my groin that is definitely under skin and making me worry in another way. I'm trying to forget about it until my pelvic exam on week 9. I'll let the ultrasound lady and the doctor know on week 8, too. It makes me nervous cuz I dont want it to be a tumor or something seriously dangerous. I just want to hear the heartbeat...I just want to see my little one again. Until then...I'll pray. I'll trust in Him.

I'm trying, my little one...

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Holy fuck, good thing I have a long train ride😂1. Full nameAngelica DeLillo2. Age213. 3 fearsFailure, getting snatched up one of these nights im on the train alone, losing the people i care about4. 3 things I loveNik, food, and our cat5. 4 turn onsBiting, slapping (ass face and tits), being tied up or held down, and when he gets that mean look on his face and i know hes gonna be really rough with me ugh6. 4 turn offsI have had these experiences with almost every person I've been with except Nik..bad hygiene, being rushed (you cum yet?), bad oral and when i tell them what would feel good they dont listen..and worst of all sex that feels half assed. They just want to cum real quick, theres no passion or effort, they don't care if they please you at all. Fucking horrible..7. My best friendIn cali my best friend here besides Nik is Ashley, and I get to live with them both its awesome! In Florida I cant choose one cuz ive known them all forever and love those dudes..Mels, Denzel, Brauston, and Alicia8. Sexual orientationBisexual9. My best first dateWith Nikolas obviously 😉10. How tall i am5'611. What do I missMy friends and family back home12: What time were I born3:55pm13: Favourite colorGreen14: Do I have a crushOn my boyfriend😂15: Favourite quoteIdk man16: Favourite placeHard to choose one, maybe my bed😂17: Favourite foodI hate favorites..pizza and wings18: Do I use sarcasmNever :)19: What am I listening to right nowSlayer 20: First thing I notice in new personIf they're fuckin rude or not21: Shoe size822: Eye colorBrown23: Hair colorLight brownish? Auburn?24: Favourite style of clothingBlack25: Ever done a prank call?Yup27: Meaning behind my URLKirk twerkin28: Favourite movieKung Fury29: Favourite songCant choose30: Favourite bandStill cant choose my dude31: How I feel right nowMeh32: Someone I loveNik33: My current relationship statusIn love af its disgusting34: My relationship with my parentsPretty good these days35: Favourite holidayHalloween36: Tattoos and piercing i haveNips, lips, and ears37: Tattoos and piercing i wantA lot, whenever i get the money..38: The reason I joined TumblrMels made me join lol39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?I don't think he hates me, but i hate his bitch ass..40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?I used to get them from Nik but we live together so now he can just tell me lol41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?This morning42: When did I last hold hands?Yesterday43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?15mins, its caffeinating myself that can take time44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?Noooope45: Where am I right now?On BART46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?Nik, been a while since thats happened tho47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?Loud48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?Nope49: Am I excited for anything?For class to be over so i can relax lol...haven't even got there yet50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?Nik, Denzel, Brauston51: How often do I wear a fake smile?At work lmao52: When was the last time I hugged someone?Does my cat count? An hour ago lol53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?This would never happen, but I would go to jail if it did lol54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?Not that i know of?55: What is something I disliked about today?Nik had to work early and I've been sexually frustrated af56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?James57: What do I think about most?Nik and food are tied i think58: What’s my strangest talent?Idk59: Do I have any strange phobias?Eh not really60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?Behind61: What was the last lie I told?Not sure, probably at work lol62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?On the phone63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?Aliens yeah64: Do I believe in magic?Nah65: Do I believe in luck?Not really66: What’s the weather like right now?64 and clear skys67: What was the last book I’ve read?Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?Yesss69: Do I have any nicknames?Besides the ones Nik has for me no70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?Cut my knee open71: Do I spend money or save it?That shits gone pretty fast dont get to spend it on anything fun tho haha72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge?Nah73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me?My backpack has some pink on it74: Favourite animal?My cat😂75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?Fucking76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?Trump77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?Nightcrawler78: How can you win my heart?Be Nikolas or James Hetfield79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?Nothing80: What is my favorite word?Fuck81: My top 5 blogs on tumblrIdk man i like a lot of yall82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?Someone please assasinate the orange one83: Do I have any relatives in jail?Not that i know of84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?Invisibility or time travel85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?Not sure86: What is my current desktop picture?Some nature pic bc i havent change it87: Had sex?On a daily basis my dude88: Bought condoms?Yes89: Gotten pregnant?No90: Failed a class?Yup91: Kissed a boy?Yup92: Kissed a girl?Yep93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?Yes, Nik94: Had job?Sadly95: Left the house without my wallet?Fucking yes!!!96: Bullied someone on the internet?No lol97: Had sex in public?A few days ago lmao98: Played on a sports team?Yep99: Smoked weed?This is where my extra money goes..sigh100: Did drugs?Nothing crazy but yeah101: Smoked cigarettes?Yes102: Drank alcohol?Yeah103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?Noo104: Been overweight?Nope105: Been underweight?Nope106: Been to a wedding?Yep107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?Yes lol108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?Yeah109: Been outside my home country?Not yet, but I plan on it110: Gotten my heart broken?Yeah couple years ago111: Been to a professional sports game?Yep112: Broken a bone?My finger lol113: Cut myself?A while ago114: Been to prom?Nope115: Been in airplane?Yes116: Fly by helicopter?No but I want to!!117: What concerts have I been to?Megadeth, Metallica, Exodus, Testament, Carcass, Slayer, Midnight, Kreator, Obituary, Children of Bodom, Rammstein, and a few more but those were the best ones118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?Quite a few times119: Learned another language?Some German and some ASL120: Wore make up?I wear mascara121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?Yeah122: Had oral sex?Yupppppp123: Dyed my hair?Yes124: Voted in a presidential election?Yep!125: Rode in an ambulance?Nope126: Had a surgery?No127: Met someone famous?Nope128: Stalked someone on a social network?A while ago hahah129: Peed outside?Yep130: Been fishing?Yes131: Helped with charity?I donate to greenpeace monthly132: Been rejected by a crush?Sorta133: Broken a mirror?Im sure I have, I def had a big ass mirror fall on my fuckin head one time tho!134: What do I want for birthday?Some dick😂135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?2 max, no idea about names, havent thought about it much136: Was I named after anyone?No137: Do I like my handwriting?Its a bit sloppy but yeah138: What was my favourite toy as a child?Barbies lol139: Favourite Tv Show?DBZ😂140: Where do I want to live when older?The forest, somewhere in Colorado maybe141: Play any musical instrument?Not well lol142: One of my scars, how did I get it?Accidentally stabbed myself at work143: Favourite pizza toping?Mushrooms144: Am I afraid of the dark?No, I need it to sleep145: Am I afraid of heights?A bit146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?Yes lmao, many times by my dad usually147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?Did you mean my last relationship😂😂148: What I’m really bad atProcrastination149: What my greatest achievments areGetting the fuck out of fl, some of my artwork, learning to cope with my depression150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to meProb something my ex said lol151: What I’d do if I won in a lotteryQuit my job, build a house, and open a cave bar (me and Ashley were just talkin about that)152: What do I like about myselfWell i guess i never stop trying even tho i fuck up a lot hahah153: My closest Tumblr friend@stalkhome-sindrone probably😁154: Something I fantasise aboutA stable income...Thanks for that big ass ask my anonymous dude!!😂To the rest of my followers, sorry for the long post and some of the tmi questions😊

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Episode 18 - Finale - “praying Devon's fricking cat was gonna knock him tf over” - Matt S.

Holy Fucken Potatoes. Those three rounds were crazy. That immunity challenge was fun but my dumb as was putting astrological instead of astrology but i got to the 4th clue. The youtube video pretty fast but Timmy was quicker and I was happy for him to win. Luckily we had a plan already set which was to target Cullan. It was a 4-3 vote which was suprising cuz thought it would have been a 5-2 vote. The 10 minute to talk was very awkward and weird but oh well. The challenge unscramble was soo hard and my paper looked crazy. Im happy i have immunity for this f6 vote but i feel sad and guilty for snakely taking it away from Timmy. He tbh deserves this immunity but spelling typo has handed it to me. Which im grateful though. Timmy is my ride or die in this game and I am going to do everything in my power to make sure he survives this round without being targeted and help us reach the final 2 together. Theres more tea but for now, Timmy knows that I have the cote steal and he is the only one that does. More info tomorrow.

I’m legit flipping my game upside down right now. Matt wants to go to final 4 with me, him, Timmy, and Maynor. which like sis are you TRYING to lose this game? Like even if we did that, why the FUCK would anyone vote for Matt over TIMMY? Obviously idk where the jury’s heads are at but..I have a feeling they’re not gonna enjoy voting for Matt right now. So I’ve decided to take this horse by the reigns (making red coats redder with blood stains) bc fuck it I’ve already beat my tumblr survivor placement and I know I’m not winning a F3 immunity comp, so if I’m gonna go down with this ship before FTC, I’m not going down without a fight. I’m working with Devon. I KNOW RIGHT?! Who knew? As of now I’m going to manipulate this so either Timmy/Chips leaves, OR we send it rocks and Devon uses his power to take one of them out. I know Devon wants to use his power because he thinks it’ll look like a big move at F5 to the jury, but sis if I tie the vote? And get you to use your power to my advantage? That’s my move. At least that’s how I’d look at it as a juror. In short, snake Madison, Lady Madbeth, any other nickname for my villain side that’s been given to me thus far, is coming out at Final 5. And it’s going to make or break my game, but I’m gonna have a BLAST either way.

I cannot believe I've made it this far. A lot of us were expecting a live tribal, and I was in between plans to do either Chips or Cullan. I realized though in voting for Chips I'd be getting rid of someone I could trust over someone I couldn't trust at all. Sorry I screwed over Madison in the process but I had to do what I knew was best for ME. It's not pairs anymore unfortunately and a lot of my problems earlier had to do with allowing myself to be tethered to somneone else. It's an individual game and I have to do what I have to. I'm so glad Chips is here because he wants to do Timmy and so does Madison. He's definitely the biggest player here and I like him, but he's dangerous. It's just about convincing Devon to vote with us, which is something I consistently cannot do because Devon be a little cray cray and hard to reason with.

It looks like the ‘majority’ should be voted Devon out. Devon should be voting Chips. Is that really gunna happen? I Don’t Fucken Know TBH. Devon said that Matt and Chips were voting for Timmy. Which means Madison will also be voting that way as well if its true. There is a whole lot of mess right now and Im hoping that Timmy doesnt go tonight. His my #1 and I would be 100% vulnerable the next couple rounds if he leaves tonight. Im trying my hardest to get the votes to stay on Devon.

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This is fucken nuts. Matt wants to take out Timmy for being a threat and Timmy wants me to use my vote steal to help him. Im trying to keep vote on Devon so Timmy would be able to stay. I need him here but also dont want Madison and Matt mad at me and vote me out 4th or 5th. I dont know what to do. I’m just ahhhhhhhh.

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Operation Save Timmy’s Ass. Is good to go. I was able to convince Matt that Timmy had an Idol. So plan is to ‘flush this fake idol’ but vote for Devon. The vote should end up being 4-2. I hope this works. I busts my ass for 3 something hours trying to save Timmy. Id be livid if it doesnt work.

So I’m probably going home tonight and it’s not lit. Of course I would be getting 6th, stay shook America. Maynor is too trusting for his own good I think, like I don’t believe Matt when he tells maynor that he believes maynor when he says I have an idol bc let’s be real...that’s just too convenient. But Devon does have the tie thing or does he but I know maynor has the vote steal. I want him to use it tonight but also I want him to save himself in final 5 if I’m not there because it’s his advantage and he deserves to use it to Hepburn himself. I just don’t want go to jury right now because fuck, I’ve been trying so hard in this game and it’s just the so close yet so far of it all.

Alright, so yesterday there was a live challenge that was a scavenger hunt. The first clue had you look at the astrology page and then solve a slide puzzle. For some reason no matter how slow I took it or how much I paid attention to detail my youtube video would not work. So I ended up not getting past that clue.

Timmy won individual immunity because I guess his video worked. And then we were told that there was a twistos twist where we had to vote without talking before casting the vote. Luckily for me Devon had already considered this eventuality and had already brought it to my attention that it was a possibility. The thing is that when he brought it up he didn't say anything else to my response. I assumed this would mean I was getting the vote for the night...

And, it did Devon and Cullan both voted for me with one person from the "other" group of Matt and Madison. I just went with my instinct and voted Cullan since I assumed he'd be most likely to get votes. And he did. After that we were told we would immediately move into another immunity challenge! This one was like a decoder for a line of words. I was figuring it out pretty good and then my internet decided to crap out on me... so I was trying to fix that so I could be on the hangout since I thought I had to be on the hangout to progress in the challenge - I dunno.

Anyway, whenever my internet came back it was announced that Timmy had won immunity! I was pretty much set at that point to target Devon as the vote since I don't think anyone wants to particularly vote for Maynor... ... then it was announced that he did in fact not win immunity and Maynor swooped in and claimed it!

So I kind of had it in my head that maybe this might be the round to vote out Timmy since he's showing (especially the last two challenges) that he could finish out the season in an immunity run. I think it's better to have the option of voting someone out if you want to as opposed to being forced to vote out someone else. Also there's the fact that he and Maynor have a tight final two and that makes very little space to budge for others. Anyway, I touch base with Madison (who is now speaking with me about stuff, believe it or not) and she admits that she was the third vote for me and that she had voted for me before Matt had changed his mind on a plan to vote me out. I thanked her for her honesty. Alright, so then Matt approached me asking what I was thinking for the vote and I decided that since he saved me and I saved him... that why not be honest with someone. I told him I was considering Timmy. And that I just wasn't sure how exactly to swing it. Then he let me know that he and Madison were down for that. So I was pretty shocked that a plan could work out. Then Devon started freaking out - he told me that he is going to vote for me. Then I get back online a bit later and apparently he's flipped his vote to Timmy. He wants to vote out Timmy because he thinks that Timmy and Maynor and I are in a trio and apparently (got this from Matt and Madison) thinks that I am going to be playing an idol so he feels safer targeting Timmy. And now Timmy is basically telling me to please not vote him.. and things are awkward because he's telling me all of this "I've never voted you stuff" and I'm really not sure he'd understand that I'm doing it for game reasons. But I don't want to tell him that I'm voting him because Devon's already done enough damage being extra I don't want to give Timmy and Maynor (by extension) a shot at it. Anyway.. if everything works out I guess Timmy gets a majority vote with four people voting for him? If it doesn't then we could see something wonky with people not voting how they've said. Maybe I'll be voted out this time? If I am I'd be really shocked but then kind of not... or you know, maybe somebody else entirely... like Matt or Madison? Or maybe some people in my "group" will lose their nerve and Devon? I guess tribal will be exciting regardless. Anyway, I think it's hilarious that Devon wanted to target me because he's sure I'll be winning this game whenever I'm sitting here in the knowledge that I can't.

TIMMY IS VOTED OUT

I am extremely sad right now. I lost Timmy in this game and him leaving knowing we cant talk like normal is ugh. I want to get Matt and Madison back for and send them home 5th and 4th but atlas that me being emotional. Im just shutting everyone out until i get myself back together.

This was a crazy round with the instant tribal then the immediate immunity. At first I felt like I had to get chips out, but in the end Timmy was the way bigger threat strategy wise. Chips definitely has the better story and the most adversity to get here but Timmy is good at immmunity and had Maynor as an extra vote every time. Last 5 just have to find a way to get to the end.

This challenge is ugly. The only good thing is everyone is having trouble so hopefully im able to get points high enough to win.

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Welp. Never mind. I doubt my bs of a list will win me immunity. I suck at this challenge and i just hope it doesnt cause my vote out.

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It looks like its suppose to be Devon tonight which is alright with me. I just hope that it isn’t me going home. Ive made it this far and dont want to be cut short like right here towards the end. Matt said he would never vote for me so Im trusting him a lot right now that he’s going to keep me. Im just plain nervous right now.

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All this got crazy in the last few minutes. Its still between Devon and Chips so thats all I care about. And looks like Matt would be the target if he doesnt in immunity in f4. So i think im good for f3. Cross my fingers. I can make it.

Alright, so that immunity challenge with the massive amount of letters and discovering Survivor players turned out to be too much for me. So I flopped and scored a 1. I feel close with Matt so I think he won't vote me out and he's the one with immunity, so I guess technically the one who calls the most shots? Apparently he and Maynor already discussed it and they are going to vote Devon. So Devon was told that he is leaving and sent me a weird message about how I won a game of tug-of-war with him but that he is voting me to win the game if I am in the final tribal council. I told him I did not understand the metaphor...mostly because I have not been pulling at "the rope" and he has... three rounds in a row. I wanted to go to the END with Devon up until that "live no hands tribal" stuff. I'm pretty aware that I am at the mercy of all of the other players and if I make it through this round I have to do my best to find in-roads to have a guarantee that I at least get to do a fire making if I get to the final four. I let Matt know that I want to go to the end with him and hope that builds up enough trust that he will want to take me. I took that opportunity to openly admit that I know the negative view of me as a player and that I have no shot and he and I compared some of Devon's notes and how Devon thinks that I am the most threatening person in the end... for some reason. Also Devon let Matt know that in the chopping block order it would go me and then Matt - I'm not entirely sure how strategy factors into sharing that information given that he wants Matt to not vote him. Honestly, I'd be shocked if Devon was even actually voting me if I made final tribal council and is not using it as some sort of ploy to try and swing people to his side to get me out this round only. Excited to see if this round shakes out unanimously against Devon, if they vote me instead, or if an idol is played by somebody?? Or FOR somebody.

Fuck me. Fuck me. Fuck me. Fuck me. I dont know what to do. Devon just offered to be f4 boot if Matt wins immunity next round. I might take it up and vote Chips cuz he is a threat and then hopefully take out Devon next round.

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This crazy as mess. But looks like itll be a tamed vote 4-1. Perhaps.

CHIPS IS VOTED OUT

Final Immunity Challenge is tonight and Im very nervous for it because I want to win it to make sure I’m in the final 2. If not Ill be very paranoid the whole time until the vote. I dont want to go home 4th when Im just one tribal away. I know Matt has my back and Madison made a promise but both of them have lied to me so they could easily be doing so now. I just have to try and win it for myself or I have to make sure it isnt me next.

Well here it’s the last shot to guarantee a spot in the final. Almost 2 months has come down to one night to ensure you make it to the end. I have to be honest when I saw the cast I was a little out of depth for myself. So many motivated individuals and so many chances to go home. But 20 people have gone before me and there are 4 left, it has been a journey for sure. So many people wanted this position and now I have to take it, or else it’s bye bye time. If Matt wins it almost guarantees him the finals win with his character arc. From having a majority and smooth sailing his allies went home one after another. He was at the bottom and he held on and eventually controlled the game at the end until last round where an hour before tribal I was going home. But I was able to convince Madison and Maynor that chips was the bigger threat and Matt went along with it. It’s been a ride and I sure hope it’s not over!

Im literally hoping I can pull of a win for the last immunity. I just want safety for the last round. My heart is pounding cuz friend picked me up and he fucked stopped to sit down to fucken eat food in less than a hr before the challenge. I might die if he eliminates me from the this final immunity.

Devon: was shot in the shoulder and can’t do a pressure cooker me: has muscular dystrophy and can’t do a pressure cooker. my game ends here folks

Tonight is the night and I literally just went to the bathroom just to make sure there are no bodily inhibitors to me succeeding in beating Devon (and hopefully everyone else) so that I can guarantee myself a spot in the F3. I have never ever in my life come this close and it's so so so crazy. I'm proud of the way I played and hopefully I won't have to start exploring contingency plans on what happens if fricking Devon steals a spot from the MMM alliance. I truly feel that it would be me going home.

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I swear to god I was sitting there, on the eve of my 2 year anniversary with my partner, praying Devon's fricking cat was gonna knock him tf over. Waking up and seeing Maynor won is an absolute ray of sunshine because I was SO worried it would come to a point where I would have to go to a tiebreaker with Maynor or Madison whom I love or just probably end up going home. Not to say there isn't still a chance that things don't go my way here, but I think it not only makes strategic sense to eliminate Devon, but also I just have faith in the bond I've formed with M&M that they will take me through to the final 3. From there, I don't know what will happen, but I can honestly say I'm proud.

I won the Final Fucken Immunity. Im so happy. It was my first ever doing an endurance comp. I wanted to give it my all and I was luckily able to win. Now what to do Madison, Matt or Devon? Matt has been one of my closest allies in this game. But he can be seen as the ‘leader’ of the endgame. Theres Madison who played kinda like me, only got 1 vote, and a huge social threat. Devon has been playing a lackluster game and idk if he would win but has friends in the jury. Gunna be a tough choice.

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I have to go on a date today with a slight limp. Thanks for that you guys. 🙃 So it looks like Madison is giving me the power who to tell her to vote for. Im leaning towards Devon now because this comp performance was very good and could get peoples votes in the end. I feel like I can dismantle his game more than Devons.

Well this is is it, I should have tried harder in that challenge I just was getting so tired I was gonna pass out from being so tired. Now I am in the predicament where it’s me or matt tonight. The plan was since f6 for it to be me Madison and Maynor but I feel that slipping a little today. I really believe I will more than likely take another 4th place. I have done my plea and I do really feel matt will win in the end if he gets there. I guess I just couldn’t keep my foot in the game.

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DEVON IS VOTED OUT

Well. Matt stayed. I hope it was a mistake to keep Matt. I wanted out M&M&M alliance to be f3. Hope im able to gwt enough votes to win.

This truly could be the game that I actually win. I felt in the beginning that I was in a better mindset to play Survivor and that I had a good idea of how I was gonna play the game lined up. Of course that was thrown away almost instantly thanks to twists but I still kept the attitude. This game has been all about growth for me, finding idols, winning immunity, making genuine relationships with people, it's all new to me, and it's not the same person I was in Maluku, Ancient Greece, or even Solomon Islands; although this is the first game I've played on anti-anxiety medication so maybe that was the ticket for me. I can say with certainty that it's the best game I've played and that I truly believe I am the best of the three finalists, and maybe Maynor would agree with me considering he tried to pull a fast one on me AND blame it on Madison. All I can do now is present myself in the best way I possibly can, own my game, and hope the relationships I've built will get me the win.

I dont know if we need to do anymore of these but heres one. Maybe ill do one more. Idk. Its crazy that I made it to ftc. Do I have a chance of winning. I dont know but someone told me to be confident in the game i played and be proud. Im going to try and do that. Havent had much luck in these ftc. Im just happy I made it to the end. I hope i have a chance to win.

#survivorstarzone #episodes

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i was tagged by @trevorfindsthestrals (LOOK i finally got internet access on my laptop again!! Sorry it took so long) 1. Coffee or tea? tea, i had my first cup of coffee on like thursday last week 2. Black and white or color? black or soft, but not pastel, colours 3. Drawings or paintings? idk, whatever is more moving in that moment i guess 4. Dresses or skirts? dresses because i never know how to match with a skirt 5. Books or movies? how DARE you make me choose, i think books, but i wanna make movies (potentially havent really explored that yet) so it seems like the wrong answer 6. Pepsi or Coke? i dont drink fizzy drinks 7. Chinese or Italian? definitely italian on an everyday basis but i LOVE chinese too 8. Early bird or night owl? its almost midnight and i havent started my reading for tomorrow, that counts as an answer right? 9. Chocolate or vanilla? chocolate, unless its a milkshake 10. Introvert or extrovert? introvert, i don’t really like people 11. Hugs or kisses? ive never been kissed so hugs 12. Hunting or fishing? aesthetics of hunting but uh with fishing you can not put a hook on the line and just kinda sit there and chill without looking like the animal lover that your family judges you for being 13. Winter or summer? yes. idk im probably more of a summer person, but i also really like the implications of winter in that everything has to die in order to be reborn, plus i can’t really breathe in the heat, but i also have poor circulation in my extremities so the cold sucks ass 14. Spring or fall? spring, i like the crisp air of fall dont get me wrong, but the rebirth and the petrichor after a spring rain with a crisp breeze that doesnt chill you is just so relaxing 15. Rural or urban? i grew up in the woods so rural but i need to at least be kinda close to a hospital to avoid panicking 16. PC or Mac? pc 17. Tan or pale? is this preference, cuz i dont have one of those, but i am so white that i was the same color as my cheer uniform in high school 18. Cake or pie? cake, i dont like pie crust 19. Ice cream or yogurt? frozen yogurt tbh, it jsut tastes fresher and less heavy 20. Ketchup or mustard? my brother likes to mock me for how much i loved ketchup when i was like 7 as if it was yesterday 21. Sweet pickles or dill pickles? i dont like pickles 22. Comedy or mystery? can we do a hybrid where its like theyre fighting crime but have no ability to act serious, cuz im basically writing a comic book like that with @spectralflutterbeast 23. Boots or sandals? i live in a colder wetter climate so usually boots, but i love sandals 24. Silver or gold? i like white gold typically because its often a mix, it has the matching ability of silver with the warmth in color of gold 25. Pop or Rock? i grew up on steve miller and journey from my mom and simon & garfunkel from my dad 26. Dancing or singing? all i can think of is my shitty karoke the other night, so uh dancing, at least i don’t suck more at that when im drunk 27. Checkers or chess? checkers is easier and i could probably actually win, but chess is more likely to hold my attention 28. Board games or video games? we used to do family board game nights (im currently holding the winnign streak for clue because any games played without everyone dont count) (my extended family is also obsessed with card games, its how we bond, we talk shit and play cards) 29. Wine or beer? wine if i have to have one of these, i dont like fizzy stuff ever so no beer but wine dries out my mouth 30. Freckles or dimples? i have freckles, and i love it when people have dimples 31. Honey mustard or BBQ sauce? i guess bbq 32. Body weight exercises or lifting weights? idk what body weight exercises includes but i have always liked lifting weights, its something im fairly good at 33. Baseball or basketball? BASEBALL IS THE BEST I LOVE IT, i miss playing it so much but its been too long for me to feel comfortable joining an intramural team 34. Crossword puzzles or sudokus? sudoku...i think 35. Facial hair or clean shaven? preference right, um stubble.... im not big on full beards (probs cuz my dad has always had one, seriously pics from when he was 20 we are the exact same but he has a beard, he says he hasnt shaved his upper lip since he was 16) clean shaven is nice too tho 36. Crushed ice or cubed ice? i prefer no ice, but if i have to i like that ice you get in hospital cafeterias 37. Skiing or snowboarding? never been 38. Smile or game face? smirking, its the happy medium 39. Bracelet or necklace? i feel naked without any piece of my jewelry (watch on right wrist, a bracelet on my left, a necklace for me to fidget with, both sets of earrings) 40. Fruit or vegetables? fruit 41. Sausage or bacon? bacon 42. Scrambled or fried? scrambled unless its on toast 43. Dark chocolate or white chocolate? dark chocolate 44. Tattoos or piercings? i have two sets of piercings and i just got my first tattoo last month 45. Antique or brand new? antique unless its something i would feel like i couldnt be comfortable using, i always wind up with a very eclectic mix 46. Dress up or dress down? dress down, never really have a reason to dress up 47. Cowboys or aliens? cowboys, space gives me anxiiety 48. Cats or dogs? dogs 49. Pancakes or waffles? depends on who is making the pancakes 50. Bond or Bourne? uhhhh what 51. Sci-Fi or fantasy? fantasy 52. Numbers or letters? letters 53. Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings? lotr tbh 54. Fair or theme park? fair, i grew up in puyallup (look it up, i can even sing the old theme song) 55. Money or fame? money, i want to buy my parents and aunt nice things 56. Washing dishes or doing laundry? laundry (no icky wet food pieces!) {this is what @trevorfindsthestrals had i just could not have said it any better myself} 57. Snakes or sharks? ummm snakes? cuz theyre smaller and i can run from them if theyre dangerous 58. Orange juice or apple juice? orange 59. Sunrise or sunset? sunsets seem more satisfactory to me 60. Slacker or over-achiever?.....i dont’ know how to answer this question 61. Pen or pencil? pencil, unless im worried about it smudging, then i bought some erasable pens for that 62. Peanut butter or jelly? peanut butter is more filling but i make jam every year so theres that 63. Grammys or Oscars? oscars 64. Detailed or abstract? why cant we do both, like a painting that is overall abstract but the closer you get the more you see the things that make it what it is, ya know, like life 65. Multiple choice questions or essay questions? idk multiple choice questions are harder to get wrong for not having enough info about a particular topic, but im good at and enjoy bsing things 66. Adventurous or cautious? i wish i was more adventurous but insecurities 67. Saver or spender? yes 68. Glasses or contacts? i dont wear either 69. Laptop or desktop? laptop 70. Classic or modern? what medium 71. Personal chef or personal fitness trainer? i would like a personal trainer until i get back in the habit of it and then i would jsut need a gym buddy 72. Internet or cell phone? cell since you cna get internet on your phone 73. Call or text? social anxiety so texting 74. Curly hair or straight? mine is beach wavy 75. Shower in the morning or shower in the evening? ive been showering in the morning because i like what it does to my hair 76. Spicy or mild? spicy please 77. Marvel or DC? wonder woman was my first favorite character, like about the time that bugs life came out because i obviously had two and the other was Flick 78. Paying a mortgage or paying rent? rent, i like assurance but i dont like permanence 79. Sky dive or bungee jump? never been but uh im not that trusting so i probably am jsut gonna go with a no 80. Oreos or Chips Ahoy? chewy chips ahoy 81. Jello or pudding? jello 82. Truth or dare? im a chicken so truth 83. Roller coaster or Ferris wheel? roller coaster, ferris wheels are all of the fear with none of the fun 84. Leather or denim? I NEED BOTH I CANT CHOOSE 85. Stripes or solids? stripes and fat people lol no, solids for me 86. Bagels or muffins? bagels probably 87. Whole wheat or white? whole wheat 88. Beads or pearls? pearls, my mother was a jeweler for 13 years, i cant not 89. Hardwood or carpet? hard wood in a hall, tile or linoleum in the kitchen and bathroom and then carpet everywhere else 90. Bright colors or neutral tones? uhhhh for what, cuz it really depends 91. Be older than you are or younger than you are? i want to be like 34, not rn obviously, im enjoying being 20 and stupid, but i feel like 34 is a good age, of course thats abotu how old my bros were when i idolized them so that might be reflective of that 92. Raisins or nuts? raisins, partially because every time my dad sees nuts he says nuts for the nutty and it has become a conditioned response for me now 93. Picnic or nice restaurant? picnic 94. Black leather or brown leather? brown 95. Long hair or short hair? mines somewhere in the middle 96. “Ready, aim, fire” or “Ready, fire, aim”? wtf does the second even mean 97. Fiction or non-fiction? fiction 98. Smoking or non-smoking? i have asthma 99. Think before you talk or talk before you think? i wish i could think before i talk more than i actually do 100. Asking questions or answering questions? i like to listen to people imma tag: @kiavachiisanoob @warriorsatthedisco @colecast1 and anyone lookinng for an excuse to do one of these

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February 4th-February 10th, 2019 CTP Archive

The archive for the Comic Tea Party week long chat that occurred from February 4th, 2019 to February 10th, 2019. The chat focused on Offshore Comic by Stefan Gasic.

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RebelVampire

COMIC TEA PARTY- WEEK LONG BOOK CLUB START!

Hello and welcome everyone to Comic Tea Party’s Week Long Book Club~! This week we’ll be focusing on Offshore Comic by Stefan Gasic~! (http://www.offshorecomic.com/)

You are free to read and comment about the comic all week at your own pace, so stop on by whenever it suits your schedule! Remember, though, that while we allow constructive criticism, our focus is to have fun and appreciate the comic. Below you will find four questions to get you started on the discussion. However, a new question will be posted and pinned everyday (between 12:01AM and 6AM PST), so keep checking back for more! You have until February 10th to tell us all your wonderful thoughts! With that established, let’s get going on the reading and the chatting!

QUESTION 1. What has been your favorite strip in the comic so far? What specifically did you like about it?

QUESTION 2. At the moment, who is your favorite character? What about that character earns them this favor?

QUESTION 3. Given the comic’s focus on financial markets and all that composes them, what is something this comic has taught you about the subject? Alternatively, what is something you wished you understood better to understand the comic’s comedy?

QUESTION 4. How do you think the comic’s illustrative style and choices help the comedy of the comic? What is one moment where a particular design or image really stood out to you and helped the point the strip was trying to convey?

QUESTION 5. The comic features several recurring subjects like the legitimacy of IQ scores, LLCs, and more. Which of these recurring topics did you like the most? What about it caught your interest?

Stefan G

Hello everyone, 1) Just updated www.offshorecomic.com with a new strip. Check it out. 2) RebelVampire, are your questions intended for me or any new reader? Ciao, Stefan the creator of #Offshorecomic

snuffysam

They're intended for both (still working through the archive)!

keii4ii

Is there a way to get permalinks for individual strips, so I can come back to specific ones at a later time?

Stefan G

Thanks & okay, snuffysam keii4ii, unfortunately there’s no way to get permalinks for individual strips ... I coded the website myself as a side project and am not that good a coder

keii4ii

Oh man, I can relate to that... If I ever get rich, comic website coding and maintenance stuff is the first thing I'll hire someone to do for me

I do like how it loads and makes it easy to read through the archive, for what it's worth.

Stefan G

Thanks for the feedback ... and I totally, totally agree. One could spend a fortune for a coder to take care of all the fixings and stuff ... now I’m learning on the side whenever there’s time left over from work & family.

Stefan G

Answer to Q1 => readers have found the “happiness” strip the best. It’s also one of my favourite ones [succinct & clever & relatable] ...I truly don’t have a favourite strip, but the attached Reto & Urs -strips make me chuckle whenever I read them [I appreciate below-the-waist-humour and/or humour where people are really, really selfish].

lomcia (princess_lom)

1. The newest one is so funny

2. Trader

3. i dont work in office but i cant find nothing to improve that comic, i think the design of characters and humor is on really high lvl 12/10 for me

4. Style is perfect ffor that comic, i wouldnt change it

Stefan G

Answer to Q2 => at the moment my favourite character is the Economist. He’s a genuine IYI [intellectual-yet-idiot] ... which the world is full of and the finance industry in particular. The Economist is easy to write for because I’ve discovered a never ending source of humorous material called the daily financial newspaper ... please find attached also one of my favourite strips

Thank you, lomcia (princess_lom) for your feedback.

lomcia (princess_lom)

your welcome I hope i didnt misunderstood question 3 xD

Stefan G

I think you got everything just right

lomcia (princess_lom)

cool

Stefan G

Answer/comment to Q3 => I’ve spend my professional life in finance, hence, I know every nuance of the industry. However, for the layperson the finance industry [money, banking, insurance, etcetc...] is a big black box of unnecessary complication. My humble attempt with #Offshorecomic is to untangle this complexity and make money related topics more accessible/understandable to anyone ... using humour as my main tool. Finance is more stupid than you think; trust me

I’ll answer the rest tomorrow. Gotta go to now. is like in a totally different time zone and all that Thx again y’all !

RebelVampire

QUESTION 6. Which joke not related to finance did you enjoy the most? What about it made it stand out to you among all the others?

RebelVampire

1) i really enjoyed the life coaching strip about facing reality and lying to yourself. i just really enjoy the bluntness and simplicity by which the self-deception line is delivered. A+ comedy right. 2) i like p-bird because i consider him a much needed counter balance to many of the other characters. he at least has more feet planted in reality. 3) hedge funds. not that i understand them perfectly from the comic, but now theyre more than just a financial word i see tossed around. and despite the very negative absurdist humor regarding them, was still interesting to get some insight into what they actually involved. 4) i think the style overall really balances well with the comedy. a lot of the comedy is reliant on the dialogue, so keeping the illustrations clean, bold, and somewhat simple really helps direct attention to the words. i also really just enjoy the character designs cause every single one really hits that idiot or absurdist mark that needs to be hit. 5) actually i really liked the address of IQ scores. because literally these characters seem like the type whod wind up on r/iamverysmart and use their IQs to talk about how cool they are. so it was kind of nice to see some evidence for that with the subject. that and i always like seeing the concept of IQ being torn apart. 6) i actually liked a lot of the jokes that pertained to the academic sphere in regards to things like publishing and teaching. selfishly it most just stood out to me because academia is something im more familiar with in regards to its simultaneous setup of worthless class structures and cutthroat profs trying to further their careers.

Stefan G

Thank you, RebelVampire, for your thoughtful analysis & feedback I believe that the writing is the most important part in comics ... and the best humorous writing is often blunt & simple [you hit the nail on the head with that comment]. Furthermore, I intentionally designed the strip in a simplistic style in order to A) highlight the writing/gag, B) to save time and C) cuz simple drawings are funny I love to make fun of pompous, self righteous folks ... academics are thus some of my main targets [due to the same reasons I make fun of financial professionals].

Stefan G

Answer to Q4 => My childhood inspiration and spark for cartoons/drawing came from F.Ibanez [Clever & Smart] ... very funny yet simple style. Nowadays I enjoy Dilbert by Scott Adams or the political cartoons from cartoonist Jari Elsilä; also both of them are hilarious without wasting unnecessary lines. I believe a straightforward style highlights the writing and that’s what I’m trying to achieve. Moreover, I love to have backgrounds in my comics [to steer the reader to a particular thought or mood] but hate to draw them and/or dislike it when they clutter the cartoon ... I’m rather happy with a style that I’ve developed over time where I draw the background but reduce the opacity to 25 %. I think that works pretty nice

Stefan G

Answer to Q5 => My favourite themes are 1) anyone predicting the future, 2) mistaking luck for awesome skill and 3) incompetent yet pompous professionals ... there is so much hilarious material right there

Answer to Q6 => I often use the characters Reto und Urs for jokes/strips that are not necessarily financial because they are so endearingly stupid [well, mostly Urs is]. This one makes me chuckle

RebelVampire

QUESTION 7. In what ways have any of the strips changed the way you think about life, finances, or any other topic covered in them? Alternatively, what have the strips portrayed that you wish more people knew?

RebelVampire

(the archive for the chat on Poco Adventures is now available https://comicteaparty.com/post/182650076295/january-28th-february-3rd-2019-ctp-archive)

RebelVampire

QUESTION 8. Of all the parodies and jabs at financial markets and life, which do you consider the most on the nose as far as its representation in the comic goes?

RebelVampire

7) the strips have made me realize in a way that this is another industry where basically theres lots of ridiculous junk going on in the background cause you can never remove human faults completely. cause when it comes to finance theres lots of advanced vocabulary and concepts being thrown around usually, so for someone untrained it can sound intimidating and hard to follow. i think these strips do a great job of humanizing things tho and showing that the concepts arent all that alien cause at the end they were created by humans and reflect the desires of humans in a way. 8) one of my faves that i think is totally on the nose is this one where the economist is telling p-bird about ppl on twitter debating him being ignorant. and that his facts and stuff will prevail but p-bird points out that wouldnt even work on the economist. and the economist goes home confused. i think this is way too true for what its like to argue on the internet and how facts and logic get infinitely buried for the sake of narrative.

Stefan G

Excellent analysis/comments, RebelVampire really constructive. The human element is everywhere and money is such an emotionally laden topic that it’s easy to get confused even without the unnecessary complicated vocabulary ...which is often misused even by so-called “professionals”. If my strip has helped you understand all of that and un-demonised the beast, you’ve made me a very happy man Yeah, the Twitter-Fact-Confusion strip is one of my more relatable strips ... I’ve given up on trying to change people’s minds with facts; if changing minds is possible, it can only be achieved through via emotions. It sounds more logical the other way around but that’s not how we work. Here’s a special academically oriented strip just for you, RebelVampire Enjoy

snuffysam

haven't been able to get all the way through the archive yet, but my answer to both #2 and #8 is the Regional Manager. I love all the characters, but there's something to be said for the simplicity of having a guy literally run around headless.

Stefan G

Thanks , snuffysam. I almost forgot about the regional manager. I have to bring him back to life; I also like him ... by the way, there are 308 strips in total.

Answer to Q7 => I can’t claim that any one strip has changed the way I think about life and/or other things ... however, I do believe that writing & drawing Offshore strips has reinforced in me some of the main ideas from my favourite author, Nassim Nicholas Taleb, who’s books have influenced me deeply [e.g. Black Swan, Antifragile, etc etc] ... luck versus skill, thinking about risk and stuff like that. I regularly come back to his books for inspiration and recommend his books & Twitter -feed. Here are two strips that highlight my point ...sort of

Answer to Q8 => wow tough question ... with 99 % of my strips I genuinely try to convey some message about basic human quirks and/or outright stupidities that actually take place on a regular basis when handling money + and then I add my own personal humours twist to it. Here are a few strips with the message never to buy something you don’t understand [a hint: they always have complicated names]...

RebelVampire

QUESTION 9. What other finance related topics are you hoping to see the comic explore? Which characters are you hoping to see involved with the topic?

Stefan G

Answer to Q9 => As the creator of the strip I’m obviously biased to answer this question, but I’d love to hear what the new readers have to say. I don’t have a particular preference for any topic [except make fun of pompous forecasters ] ... but I feel myself wanting to write & draw more strips for the Markets-Weasel and Reto und Urs. And that’s surprisingly hard to do; forcing it doesn’t work [at least not for me] ... Offshore’s main characters were supposed to be Reto und Urs and somehow P-Bird and the Economist and the trader stole the show. I guess that happens when you get to know your characters better. Funny how that happens ... here’s one nostalgic strip from my early work that I really enjoy

Stefan G

Addition to Q9 => ... I’ve steadily build up an audience on Twitter [@NonMeek] which consist mainly of likeminded financial and/or other professionals ...hence, hearing the viewpoints from anyone outside that sphere would be awesome

RebelVampire

QUESTION 10. What are you most looking forward to in the comic? Also, do you have any final thoughts to share overall?

RebelVampire

9) idk about specific topics, but id like to see the CEO who i think appeared in like one strip. I'm really interested to see the CEO dynamic with the other characters in terms of finance. learn how they view what theyre doing, how they view what the others are doing, etc. but im all for bringing the regional manager back too cause i enjoyed that character as well. a lot of great humor picking fun at how some managerial positions are kind of ridiculous to even exist to a degree. 10) learning more, mostly. overall its nice to see a harder to cover topic in comics. ive enjoyed how approachable and humanized the strips make finances, and how they remind you that professionals can be like this and actually have no clue what theyre doing. @Stefan G that academic oriented strip you shared was actually one of my faves. not necessarily in college, but i see this a lot in the blogosphere where ppl do a thing once and try to pass themselves as qualified experts to deliver advice. XD

Stefan G

@RebelVampire Thanks again for your opinions. Those really help with the development of the strip ... finance is a hard topic indeed and there are no really finance oriented strips out there [that I know of anyway], which is funny cuz the industry is filled with emotions and mind blowing mental errors. I guess people still believe finance & investing is some sort of scientific discipline which it’s really not ... there are hardly any black & white answers to anything even though there’s lots and lots of historical data ... it’s time to fix that myth with Offshore I’m glad you enjoyed that academic strip. It resonated rather well on Twitter too

@RebelVampire [adding to my previous answer] ... I agree that the managers need to be reanimated and given another chance. I’ll try to do that and see how they resonate. I never know beforehand which characters will work and which will fizzle out; e.g. der Compliance Offizier is one of my favourite characters, yet, resonates weakly outside the banking circles ‍♂️ [I love the strip below ].

keii4ii

I would like to see more strips that cracks jokes about this very specific context of finances! Things like that strip about funds blowing up on day 252. I think that gives this comic its own flavor. Readers get to laugh about not just any kind of incompetent people, but incompetent people in this specific field. Readers with no background in finances don't know the context, so more strips that shed light on the context of the jokes would be great.

Stefan G

@keii4ii All valid and excellent points ... I genuinely try to write & design my cartoons in such a way that the joke is understandable even though you don’t know the context. It’s a hard thing to do ... my wife is my toughest critic and she tells me the same as you ... but keep following Offshore and I promise to come up with more stuff like that 252 strip

Answer to Q10 => My ambition with Offshore is to 1) amuse myself first and see if anyone shares my sense of humour [if a cartoon doesn’t amuse me, I don’t publish it]. It’s a splendid way of letting out some frustration from work ... and 2) to make investing & finance more approachable to the layperson by infusing some humour into it in the form of cartoons ... which by the way nobody thought of doing on a serious basis. Weird. However, to produce material on a semi-regular basis I figured that writing only gags/jokes is too much work and/or too shallow of an approach, hence, the characters in the strip need to be interesting/relatable enough in order to create humorous material by mere interaction with each other. That’s easier said than done. I’m quite satisfied with my characters so far but am continuously looking for new interesting characters to add to the strip [either permanently or impermanently]. Like Scott Adams once told me: “The trick with comics is to reflect the reader's own experience. To allow people to say, "That's me!" I’ll conclude with this sneak peek strip [only for you guys] that should relate to the experience of anybody working in a big corporation.

RebelVampire

COMIC TEA PARTY- WEEK LONG BOOK CLUB END!

Thank you everyone so much for reading and chatting about Offshore Comic this week! Please also give a special thank you to Stefan Gasic for volunteering the comic and creating it! If you liked Offshore Comic, make sure to continue to support it via some of the links below!

Read and Comment: http://www.offshorecomic.com/

Stefan’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/NonMeek

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bint-amina · 7 years

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after peter wolff writes his son a short letter in which he relates the details of how the matriarch of iris’s coven came to him and asked if damian might be able to email iris or something just to reassure her that he’s ok, damian takes out his phone (he has changed his number since he last talked to her) and he texts a familiar number.

[d] Stop trying to contact me.

[i] Damian???????? [i] Oh my god????? Jfc I thought you like [i] Died [i] Are u ok??

(a day passes)

[i] If u dont reply Ill assume the answer is no and get Grace to talk to ur dad again

[d] That was a low blow.

[i] It was desperate u mean. Which is tru [i] But Im not fucking kidding. I thought you were dead

[d] That’s a lie.

[i] How would u fucking know huh

(half a day goes by)

[i] I heard about the guys in the city [i] Thought maybe after that ur dad got sick of ur shit and called a priest or something lol [i] Cuz ur a demon

[d] Clever.

[i] Actually that wasnt clever sorry. If u have to clarify the punchline u really cant in good conscious call it clever can you

[d] Not really, no

[i] Lol [i] Good to see you’ve still got ur sense of humor

[d] ‘Humor?’ [d] Is that a Korean word?

[i] Har har [i] You speak korean dummy [i] 작은 년이되지 마

[d] 나는하지 않으려 고 노력할거야.

[i] You google translated that one didnt you

[d] I’m out of practice.

[i] Its ok, me too

(another day goes past)

[i] Hows your mom

[d] I don’t know. I haven’t seen her in six years.

[i] Wait what lol [i] Then where are you

[d] Some school somewhere. [d] Not Columbia, obviously

[i] Obviously lol [i] What kind of school

[d] I don’t know how to describe it. It’s designed for creatures like us.

[i] Wait your dad sent you to VAMPIRE school [i] One might even say........... Vampire ACADEMY [i] Wait what the fuck is it a high school lol

[d] Sort of. It’s a combination. [d] I’m in classes that supposedly will transfer back to Columbia when I return

[i] Oh youre coming back?

(sent at the exact same moment:) [d] Be more specific [i] To NY i mean?

[i] Lol

[d] Hole in one.

[i] Good call tbh. It sux up here [i] Did you know vermont is the whitest state in the country

[d] It’s second actually, after Maine

[i] Ahhh yes the compulsive fact checking.......almost forgot why I broke up with you

(20 minutes later)

[i] That was a joke lol

[d] I thought it was

[i] Nah you didnt

[d] I was around 80% sure

[i] Not statistically significant enough to reject the null hypothesis [i] Cmon Damian get back to your roots. Do some math to figure out your feelings

[d] Insufficient data

[i] Lol

(two days later)

[i] Lily says hi

[d] She’s still around? I thought for sure she wouldn’t make it through her first year.

[i] Lol yeah [i] She had a couple accidents too but [i] Nbd tbh. Im not going to get worked up about it anyway

(an hour later)

[i] Im still dating her btw

(a few hours later; in early morning, after class)

[d] I was almost hoping you’d lie to me

[i] Yeah. Sorry [i] She said I could if i wanted to but I would rather not lie to you tbh [i] I feel like........if we’re going to try reestablishing trust and everything [i] Then I should try not to lie at you

[d] Why would we be doing that?

[i] Cuz we dated for two years and itd be great if we could like get along [i] Cuz you ghosted me for a fucking reason and honestly? Id like to know why

[d] I’m sorry.

[i] Yeah you are

[d] It wasn’t my intention to hurt you.

[i] Yeah and it probably wasnt graces intention to imprison me in the immortal shell of a 16yo but ya know. Shit happens [i] We deal

[d] One silver lining to us breaking up. The age difference thing doesn’t come up.

[i] Bitch if we were still dating I would personally find u a new ratbag every god damn day to make sure u didnt look a day over 17 [i] Cuz thats creepy

[d] Fair.

(a day later)

[i] Ok..........sorry for saying “if we were still dating” [i] I just read a cosmo article that said Im not supposed to say that to an ex

[d] It’s fine. I know what you mean.

[i] Im not hitting you up to get back together [i] Ok?

[d] I know.

[i] Like.............itd be great if we could be friends [i] If we cant thats also cool [i] But hmu once in a while so I know youre not dead?

[d] And when the inevitable happens?

(Damian’s phone starts to ring. He looks at it. After three rings, he silences it, then waits until the ringing has stopped.)

[d] I didn’t mean it like that.

[i] Shit like this is why I worry about you

[d] Don’t you think it’d be easier on us both if you just lived with the idea that somewhere out there I might be dead?

[i] Why are you being mean to me lol

[d] I’m not trying to be mean.

[i] Did I fucking ask what you were trying to do Damian [i] I forgot its such a crime to care about someone you dedicated two years of your life to [i] A year ago you wanted me to marry you and now youre saying Fuck off and let me die [i] Like your own feelings aside thats just disrespectful to me [i] Anyway lol have I told you that this is your problem cuz it is [i] Its Damiantown 24/7 with you. I feel like that meme bitch from the brady bunch [i] “Damian Damian Damian”

(three hours later)

[d] Sure, Jan

[i] Oh my fucking god

[d] Sorry.

[i] What the fuck is wrong with you lol

[d] In my defense, that meme is extremely funny

[i] You dumb fucking idiot [i] I cant believe you just turned the one meme I EVER showed you against me

[d] You also sent me the article about the frog once

[i] Ya cuz I was afraid you were on reddit accidentally trading memes with nazis

[d] That’s just insensitive.

[i] I said accidentally didnt I? I was looking out for you in case your dad ever checked your search history [i] Not that he knows what the fuck an internet search history even is [i] But he’d be devastated

[d] He actually would kill me, in that case

[i] (wooden stake emoji) [i] Not if I got to him first

(Damian spends a few minutes scrolling through his emojis)

[d] Where did you find that one?

[i] I downloaded a vampire pack [i] Without using an ip blocker or anything [i] Just to fuck with the nsa

(20 minutes later)

[i] Do you ever think about how we’re the irl x files

[d] Constantly. And I’ve never even seen The X-Files.

[i] Bitch I sent you the netflix link like 20 years ago

[d] I lost your login information.

[i] Ah yes [i] Just like how you [i] “Lost” [i] My number

[d] No, I just didn’t write it down

[i] I think its off netflix now anyway

(3 days pass)

[i] Oh i totally forgot [i] Did you take my jacket

[d] The one with the fur is my jacket

[i] Wtf I sent you the link!!!!!!!!!!!

[d] And I bought it because I liked it.

[i] Are you fucking kidding me

[d] I thank you for your impeccable taste in style.

[i] I let you take it cuz you liked wearing it [i] Tbh so disappointed you didnt take the other stuff you liked wearing [i] Toxic masculinity Damian

[d] Could we avoid any potential taunting please.

[i] Im not taunting [i] It looked good on you

[d] Great. Thanks

(an hour later)

[d] I actually don’t have the jacket anymore, you know.

[i] Did you leave it at home??????? Score [i] Ur dad likes me anyway so Im just gonna hit him up then [i] Bye lol

[d] No. [d] I actually may have passed it along to someone else.

[i] OH????? What the fuck lol [i] Who

#((i'm posting this for archival purposes but it's a bit Removed from the main plot so))#iris #ooc #((groans i'm sorry i made this canon i couldn't stop thinking about them))

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MIXLIFE 3: Nevrland

In the MIXLIFE series we will ask artists that we love to make a mixtape and we will ask them some questions about it. In this third MIXLIFE we are presenting Nevrland, the Belgian duo consisting of Munix and Ssaliva. This mix aired as a guest mix on our monthly radio show on Internet Public Radio.

MIDLIFE: hey boys

MUNIX: goedenavond

MIDLIFE: bonsoir : ))

SSALIVA: yio

MIDLIFE: how is everyone?

SSALIVA: good good. Police academy 6 on tv so cant complain. MUNIX: yupp good too, no school tmrw, life's ok.

MIDLIFE: haha sounds like you are both chilling....

MUNIX: always haha/i>

MIDLIFE: could u tell where u live?

SSALIVA: Verviers/Liège MUNIX: yupp same

MIDLIFE: ok ok. when did you meet? (classic questions :p) But really wanna know

MUNIX: in liège through our mutual friend Olmo, shouts to Olmo. SSALIVA : hehe no prob. yea through Olmo at a Folie Douce party. MUNIX : then we shared a stage at dour in 2014 with liyo & steff from heartbroken, and both projects (hbkn and nevrland) kind of started from there, and some house parties in liège woods. we started playing together at the house parties, mixed all night long on our computer and having the best fun so we just decided we had to keep doing it. SSALIVA : yea good times.

MIDLIFE: you tell it like its been twenty years ago though

MUNIX: well the parties were exhausting. SSALIVA: hahaha feels like it was ages ago actually… we need to do more house parties i think.

MIDLIFE: you have a good house to do that?

SSALIVA: we have friends who own a house in Liege valleys, we used to do lots of parties there. super isolated, so we used to rent a soundsystem MUNIX: yup very special place, but it's a huge mess everytime so you usually need to find a good occasion.

Would the valleys be a good show if it was recorded in Liege?

MUNIX: valleys? dont think i know the tv show, is it like the hills? oh no they look british. SSALIVA: actually dont know valleys. but basically u can do anything in Liege MUNIX: yeah considering their look I think it would work well in Serain. SSALIVA: lol MUNIX: yeah we have all of the white trash u need down there.

MIDLIFE: are you a bit white thrash yourself?

MUNIX: yeah white is thrash anyway, I guess SSALIVA: guess we are yea. doesnt get better either haha

MIDLIFE: you have a dream to get out of Liege and move to the hollywood hills or something like that? or do you really feel at home where you are?

MUNIX: I dont think any of us wanna get too tropical, were too used to our shit climate. SSALIVA: nah not at all, i just like it a bit country side. if anything i wanna go more towards green areas.

MIDLIFE: with wifi tho ? or at least electricity

MUNIX:Yeah a coutryhouse with just electricity to only make music and stop listening to all the other things happening / being all the time on the internet would be awesome SSALIVA: ideal nevrland move rn would be to rent a cabin for a week or smthg and work on new stuff. MUNIX: a flat in some nice place and god wi fi and a belgian country house would be perfect. SSALIVA: Haha, we re on the same page

MIDLIFE: thanks for the mix btw, really enjoyed.

SSALIVA:❤ MUNIX: Thanks to you! it's all love

MIDLIFE: Do you have a favorite song atm or/ do you have some tracks that have been on repeat the last couple of days?

MUNIX: usually everytime young thug releases something there's your answer hahah. SSALIVA: haha same MUNIX: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uotrEWJaFbg SSALIVA: connection here is shit but i mostly listen to renaissance music these days .

MIDLIFE: Do you have other plans for the future?

MUNIX: yeah in the next months, just have a month left to think about school then life has taste again. SSALIVA: nothing too precise rn, releasing music in the next months basically. can't say much more than that. i mean work on new material is the main thing i guess. SSALIVA:police academy 6 s not so good btw. they should have stopped after the 4th one i reckon.

MIDLIFE: theres an actor named Pat Proft in police academy 6, i thought that was pretty funny.

SSALIVA: haha yea. MUNIX: he's american, wish he was from some country i never heard of where everyone has funny names like that.

MIDLIFE: with two presidential elections in recent times (usa and france) i wonder if you thought about who would be a good candidate for presidency in belgium?

MUNIX: woaaw, eden hazard maybe SSALIVA:haha oui MUNIX: or thibault courtois cuz we can always trust him.

MIDLIFE: im trying to find a way to say bye, because like to keep these kind of short, but was nice talking to you. shoutouts?

MUNIX: yeah was real nice! Shouts to Olmo, Heartbroken, Folie Douce, La Superette, Hermutt Lobby and Radar Radio SSALIVA: Olmo yeaa. 0comeups always MUNIX: oh yeah true i wanted to write it. shouts to him for being so outchea! SSALIVA: and Walter. MUNIX: yeah walter mitchy and everyone else we have love for. And if ur in liège friday come to lara gasparotto's exhibiton we'll be there playing music.

MIDLIFE: oh wait, last thing, please tell me where and how the pics were made !

MUNIX: the photos were taken on the 21st of july in verviers! national day. we found an old graveyard around the city while the fireworks were going. mormorty aka noémie merca took the pitcure. shouts to her! ayyy

MIDLIFE: okay thanksssss, good night!

MUNIX: goedenacht ❤ ❤ ❤ SSALIVA ❤

MIDLIFE: ❤/

MUNIX:❤ u too. And shouts to gavin! ❤ That was fun. SSALIVA: yea thanks g

Listen to Nevrland's MIXLIFE here:

Nevrland on Soundcloud

Photo1 by Noémie Merca and Photo2 by Ssaliva>

#nevrland #ssaliva #munix #heartbroken #midlife

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1. Are looks important in a relationship?eehhh not really?? but I mean ive got to find you attractive somehow :D

2. Are relationships ever worth it?yes yes yes

3. Are you a virgin?yep

4. Are you in a relationship?single :P

5. Are you in love?eh ive got some crushes but not rlly

6. Are you single this year?still yep

7. Can you commit to one person?v easily and completely lmao

8. Describe your crushoooh ive got two probably they’re both girls and suPER CUTE but far away so im trying not to let myself get hooked plus if i describe them they’ll def know it’s them

9. Describe your perfect mateloves me and we do things and create together and lots of stuff ugh

10. Do you believe in love at first sight?aesthetically yeah?? :0

11. Do you ever want to get married?YEAH

12. Do you forgive betrayal?lmao i mean probably yes if i like you ill probably forgive every and any thing

13. Do you get jealous easily?YEAH i try to keep it from blocking anything but yeah v much so lmao

14. Do you have a crush on anyone?i feel like this repeats its self a bit but yeah ive got two big ones rn

15. Do you have any piercings?just one on each ear

16. Do you have any tattoos?nope :0

17. Do you like kissing in public?not like making out or anything but little kisses yeah

20. Do you shower every day?yeah it’s part of my routine each morning

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?probably not :((

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?lmao definitely not

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?easily

24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?no :/

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?idk with how i’ve been emotionally and such rn idk if it’d be a good idea but if i met the right person id be v down with it

26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?lmao yeah

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?yes!!! it was super great

28. Have you ever been cheated on?not that i know of

29. Have you ever cheated on someone?NO

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?yeah tbh i want to be skinnier pls also idk id think about getting chest surgery

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?a LOT fuck me

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?eh sort of??

33. Have you ever had sex with a man?nope

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?nope lmao the only person id consider doing it with rn is a close tumblr friend bc i trust him and i want to some time but he’s far away

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?yeah

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?YEAH

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?i dont think so

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?not really?

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?lmao all the time

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?YES i write a lot for ppl i like

41. Have you had sex so far this year?nope

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?lmao depends where we are

43. How long was your longest relationship?a yearish :0

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?2 girlfriends

45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?oooh idk

46. How many times did you have sex last year?me, a virgin, had sex 2000000000 times

47. How old are you?18

48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?i support them a lot and offer to help n such and yeah

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?hi

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?does this mean my first gf?? yeah definitely but that would never happen :D im proud of her tho like she’s so amazing and talented and beautiful

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?hell yes

52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?aah idk??? mostly just me

53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?nah

54. Is there someone you will never forget?YEAH

55. Share a relationship story.aaah the first thing i ever said to my first gf was “can I borrow your hammer cuz I wanna bang that wood” bc she was cosplaying (V ATTRACTIVE) john with a giant zillyhoo hammer and i was in karkat cosplay and then i RAN AWAY bc i was shy

56. State 8 facts about your bodyi dont like it at all D:

57. Things you want to say to an exim sorry

58. What are five ways to win your heart?it;s not too hard lmao giving effort to talk to me, expressing interest in similar things or just having enthusiasm about somehting, cosplay and costuming or makeup skills, affection towards me, writing/poem/songs for me

59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)psshh im a mes rn

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?a year

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?how they look?

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?biNCH anything i like when ppl feel like they look good and then they come and show me and its like YES also im probably a sucker for all those cliche romantic setups like yes

63. What is your definition of “having sex”?idk yet rlly

64. What is your definition of cheating?going behind your partner’s back

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?i haven’t really gotten to do much D: i like making out??? i rlly like neck kisses and like pinning ppl down (or being pinned) and kissing them everywhere

66. What is your favourite roleplay?pretending we’re both okay

67. What is your idea of the perfect date?ahh i dont wanna make myself sad bc i wont get one for a long time probably

68. What is your sexual orientation?asexual? im p neutral about sex i dont mind the action ig and id do it with someone i trust but ive never been like attracted sexually

69. What turns you off?conservatives and being rude also baby talk 100% dont play dumb with me

70. What turns you on?kjnbjkebnjkbneanjgh things

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?we aint admitting to that kind of shit

72. What words do you like to hear during sex?idk yet my dude

73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?buy me stuff rn i want sclera lenses so BAD also just being together and little signs and aaah idk

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?im not sure?

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?dang idk about sweetest but a couple weeks ago a dude i know bought me a mimikyu pin and card randomly bc he knew they’re my favorite and im still crying

76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?ooh someone would have to tell me that i do my best

77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?under 18 probably no more than a two year difference?? if that makes sense but once both are older i think it’s less bad probably not more than like 8 years at most?? at most

78. What’s your dirtiest secret?if i told you it wouldn’t be secret

79. When was the last time you felt jealous?24/7 my dude

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?lmao i literally told Nora that at the top of this I love Nora

81. Who are five people you find attractive?Annie, Ava, Sky, César, Sofija, and Shay

82. Who is the last person you hugged?I think Kyle???

83. Who was your first kiss with?first romantic one is my first gf Hannah

84. Why did your last relationship fail?a lot of combined reasons ig mostly that it wasn’t felt anymore

85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?maybe?? id want to meet irl

#thestudystruggle

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