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doubleca5t · 2 months
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i hope you get maggots in ur neo vagina
I hope your crush becomes a swiftie
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goobersplat · 3 days
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1978 Kenner Olly The Octopus Stretch Toy
Sorry he’s a bit dirty and gross I just thought he was fun :)
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zorosdimples · 1 month
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nasty men who rifle through your dirty clothes. they inspect each pair of your worn underwear to determine which has the most discharge on it; they plan to jerk off while licking at your essence, sucking it out of the cotton gusset.
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nailgunstigmata · 2 months
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dennis reynolds as mold
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dragonflavoredcake · 6 months
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Ren: Is someone playing a prank on me? Why is my towel still damp? Etho: Because that's not your towel, that's my towel. Ren: No, it's not your towel, your towel is the blue one. Etho: I'll tell you this, I've never used that towel, but I do use the red one every single day. Ren: Ren: Oh dear Jeb. Bdubs, holding the blue towel: It's so soft and fluffy, like it's been in the sun forever—wait, this means you two have been drying your junk with the same towel! Ren: Are you out of your mind?! How could you think this was your towel? Did you even wash it? Etho: No, I don't wash the towel, the towel washes me! Who washes a towel? You wash your towel? Ren: YOU NEVER WASH YOUR TOWEL? Etho: What am I gonna do, wash the shower next?! Ren: *audible disgust* Etho: Wash a bar of soap?! You gotta think here, man! Ren: I'm furious right now— Etho: I get out of the damn shower, I'm clean as a damn baby, and I USE THE TOWEL! Let me ask you this—have you been wearing my underpants? Ren: No! Bdubs: You're lying. We all wear each other's underpants.
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bunnycatgirlbot · 2 months
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scientists baffled by somewhat attractive robot that pees
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asylumdweller · 6 months
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dweller...... you cANNOT just reply to my post with absolute an absolute BANGER and not elaborate on how gross kylar WANTS to be. (like, the underwear theft is quite literally TAME for them) (you bring it up to kylar and they're like "what do you mean it's degenerate behaviour... i just love you so much!!!")
i would LOVE to elaborate kylar grossposting is what i was put on this earth to do
ok so first off ive said this before but they either bust a load into the crotch of your underwear/stuffs it inside them and makes you wear it. loves the look on your face when you reluctantly pull them up and shift uncomfortably when you feel the slimy mess between your legs. ALSO loves to lick you all over. if they feel like youll let them be particularly gross (or sometimes not) theyll lick the sweat off of you when youre fucking. WOULD eat you out after giving you a creampie, no hesitation. i feel like at max grossness (usually fueled by high jealousy?) if they could go full anna nishikinomiya and fill a bottle with their cum and make you drink it they would (it would be AGONIZING they do NOT take care of themself theyre fueled by like monster energy and bagged snacks their cum probably tastes like battery acid) but thats past human capabilities so they settle for like a really small glass or something (still is less than comfortable to drink bc im a big fan of that pretty common hc of kylar cumming a near comical amount)
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monsterfuckerbracket · 6 months
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orange-catsidy · 9 months
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mushtoons · 3 months
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we watch tiktok for funny videos and art streams but sometimes we get cursed and stumble upon the most disgusting shit and we have the urge to delete the app and burn our phone
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izvmimi · 2 months
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girl friendship is thinking your friends need an update on the status of your bowels at poop o’clock every single weekday because you won’t leave that damn iced coffee/tea alone
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hiro-doodlez · 3 months
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My discord server is wild
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