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supercap2319 · 9 months
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"Oh, Y/N? Oh my gosh! Y/N, stop!" Clark begs as he looks down at his husband, who, was busy sucking his cock in the kitchen. He was the most powerful being in the universe and yet, he couldn't pry his husband's mouth from his sinfully hard cock.
Y/N was out to prove something. To prove that even though they're older and have two boys, they're still as hot and as passionate as two teenagers in lust. So, he pushed Clark against the kitchen counter and pulled his pants down and started giving him head.
Superman tried desperately to push him off, but all that came out was Clark weaving his fingers in his hair and tugging hard. "What about the boys? Jon? Jordan? I don't want them to see this."
Y/N pulled off with a pop and smiles at him. "What? The boys seeing their dad sucking their father's dick?"
"Y/N that's not—oh goodness!"
Y/N was back on Clark's cock and sucking with a vengeance.
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callmebrycelee · 8 months
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HAPPY 36TH BIRTHDAY, TYLER HOECHLIN!!!
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gorgeousgreymatter-x · 11 months
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lmaaaao yes every time i watch superman & lois it fills me with such superman joy because these writers, they get Clark.
Clark is not cool. He’s a dork. His wife and his high school ex-girlfriend are best friends who spend half their time roasting his ass. His wife wants to take him to the Metropolis version of Hooters and he’s pumped for the chicken wings lmao
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foeofcolor · 2 years
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I Know that smallville isn’t canon to superman and lois but i NEED it to be solely because of the sheer comedic potential. 
Like ANYTIME Clark scolding Jon or Jordan for anything, there’s a smashcut to Clark, in smallville, doing something worse <3
Rmr when he got mad at Jon for drinking? Imagine that with smallville!Clark who once spent 3 months high on red k.
Or Clark just giving them increasingly specific and weird advice because he fails to realize that most of his teen friend grp was insane people.
CLARK : If some rich guy tries to become friends with you after you save his life, don’t. talk to him he’ll become obessed with you and try to expose you. Also don’t ever touch any red jewelry, you might end up married on accident.
JORDAN AND JON : Dad. do u like. need to talk to someone
CLARK : Also don’t go to the millers near the creek it’s full of kryptonite and you will die
JORDAN AND JON : Right, ok- WAIT WHAT
Can you imagine them finding out abt the time Clark was fucking tied to a cross with a kryptonite necklace and they’re both like. Dad. Dad. What the fuck and Clark is like ahh high school. 
Then it cuts to Jordan and Jon telling Lois that their dad needs therapy and then SHE brings up smthg insane from smallville and Jon is like ah ok the mental health issues are genetic we're fucked
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You can say what you want about arrowverse shows and I'm admitting that last seasons of a few of the shows were very iffy.
But one thing that never missed was crossovers. Legends of yesterday/tommorrow - very good for the first time. Invasion - just got better. Crisis on Earth X - Amazing! (Barry's little 'damn' when he sees Oliver in the suit will always be funny). Duet - well I'm not even gonna attempt to talk about it because it's my favorite crossover of all time even though it's not all of the shows. Elseworlds - funniest shit ever! (Oliver saying "what if barry comes in and sees us" after Iris kissed him lol). Crisis on infinite Earths did break my heart multiple times but hey, you can't have it all. But we can with all the cameos hello!!!
Damn crossovers bro
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battinscnz · 6 months
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Will you cry if I let go?
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ratleyland · 1 year
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Superman and Lois
3x04- Too Close to Home
How the hell did Clark show so much restraint when he confronted Emmitt Pergande about his actions
If that was me; I would've melted him with my heat vision the second I saw him
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I need a gifset of Jon’s ‘this is my freedom’ followed by Lois’s ‘he was so happy - I haven’t seen him smile like that in years! I felt like I got my boy back…’
And preferably with a bonus gif of JE’s Jon yelling at Clark ‘this town is MY Kryptonite - I HATE it here!’
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superfandomcorp · 2 years
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Alex: this is a bad plan
Kara: i know
Clark: But you're going to do it anyway?
Kara: Of course!
Clark: If Lena finds out you're going to get in trouble.
Kara: That's why she won't find out.
Clark: It's late, he's been monitoring our conversation for two minutes.
Lena: Kara Zor-El Danvers Luthor...
Kara: shit!
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camelely · 10 months
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Okay… not really what I expected. They clearly wanted hype in case the network procrastinated renewals till post finale. But also didn't want it to be tragic, in case it was the end. For that I appreciated it. There were some incredible moments, mostly great scenes for the characters, the plot, and the action.
That being said it felt kinda disappointingly incomplete. I think this would have been an excellent mid season finale and considering the characters are just starting to make big moves. It really did feel like half a story this season.
I think I'm going to wait to pass real judgement until next season comes out the stories and arcs they started here get some resolution.
(The only really ridiculous thing was Chrissy/Kyle stuff but who really cares they are irrelevant and probably won't be in next season)
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nateofgreat · 11 months
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Jordan being mad at Sarah feels like a case of “too little, too late.” She cheated on him last season and the show made him apologize for being angry even briefly about it. So as satisfying as it is to see Jordan finally stop giving her a pass, it now feels like there’s no provocation on Sarah’s part aside from a much less severe argument.
At least have him bring up the cheating thing in the argument itself to show that this was the straw the broke the camels back for him. That would make much more sense.
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supercap2319 · 11 months
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"Y/N, we had one spoke agreement to our legally binding friendship. When you moved to Metropolis from New York, you were supposed to not fall for my Metropolis best friend. He has something going on with my cousin." Y/N heard Chloe's voice from the other side of the phone as Y/N rolled his eyes. His blonde BFF was a total spitfire, and Y/N made a promise to her that he would not fall for her hunky former farm boy best friend.
"Well, does your cousin have rocks for brains? No offense, Chloe, but Lois has that tall drink of hot cocoa with whipped cream and the Metropolis Marvel wrapped around her perfectly manicured fingers. It's not fair. She can't have both. Now, if tight spandex suits are what she's into, fine, but I want to ride that farm boy's tractor till the cows come home."
Even though he couldn't see her face, he knew Chloe was making a face. "Ugh, God! Y/N, that's disgusting! I can't believe you said that about my best friend."
"I'm sorry, Chloe, but it's true. And if your cousin doesn't make a move soon, or chose who she wants to be with, I'll do it for her. Because Clark Kent is the nicest guy ever and if Lois doesn't want him, I'll gladly take him off her hands." Y/N said.
Chloe sighed. "Fine. Just don't say I didn't warn you when Lois becomes territorial."
"I think I can handle the... as the bullpen calls her... 'The bitch on heels.'"
"Fine. Happy hunting."
"Thanks, Chloe. Bye!"
Chloe hangs up and sighs once again as a sudden gust blows through her apartment as a voice talks behind her. "What did Y/N say about me? Does he like me?" The blonde woman gasped and turned to see her smiling best friend, Clark Kent.
She put a hand over her rapidly beating heart. "Jesus, Clark. You scared the hell out of me. And were you listening in on my conversation?"
Clark blushed. "No...?"
"Liar, liar, pants on fire."
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tvtalk247 · 11 months
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Superman and Lois got renewed with a shorter season and minus Sam Lane apparently.
I already hate this cancer storyline. I wonder how awful next season will be with these budget cuts.
Edit: He wasn’t the only one cut. Lana and her family. John Henry and his daughter and Chrissy. They should’ve just cancelled the damn show.
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reignsforever · 2 years
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your son tells you he has no friends, is never going to do something he loves again, and has no future and you give him some blasé line and then bring up his brother…
as someone who was suicidal in my teens this is making me scream.
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gorgeousgreymatter-x · 11 months
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also my personal headcanon for demi sub clark fits the superman & lois universe like a glove just saying
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sassylittlecanary · 10 months
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