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nando161mando · 6 months
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howlingday · 22 days
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Roman: (Holding gun) Your money or your life. Make your choice.
Jaune: (Opens wallet, Empty)
Jaune: (Presses gun to head)
Roman: (Wide-eyed)
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cyanide-latte · 11 months
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I'm living for all these Caturday blazed posts! Hope Tumblr does this again next year so I can participate with my void floofs. (Need to prioritize some bills right now but maybe in the future if it happens again!) I'm going to vamoose for the night, but have Nim
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and her baby brother Chaos!
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edgedancer77 · 1 year
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Hob really out here living life to the fullest
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skankhunt44 · 10 months
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mywastelandperfection · 5 months
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I mean the dude ain't wrong
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incorrect-kaishinshi · 2 months
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Kaito: *drinks an entire bottle of soda, throws it over his shoulder*
Kaito: Hey beautiful, do you like bad boys?
Shiho: No.
Kaito: *sweeps up the mess*
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danganronpafakes · 3 months
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Yasuhiro: Did you know that absence makes the heart grow fonder? Kyoko: Wow, my dad must really love me!
Source: Cyanide and Happiness
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laestoica · 1 year
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howlingday · 29 days
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So I don't remember the name but there was a cyanide and happiness video where a guy planned to beat up the biggest guy in prison but everyone turned on him because he also beat the niciset guy. So what if Jaune goes to prison for faking his transcipts and becomes super popular and friendly with the people their.
Emerald: So... You scared about going to school? Y'know, since it's the first time you've ever gone to a school?
Mercury: Eh, not really. See, school is just like prison. All I gotta do is beat up the biggest guy in the cafeteria. Once I whack him to the ground, BAM! Instant respect~!
Goodwitch: HEY! SHUT THE FUCK UP! BOTH OF YOU!
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Jaune: (Eating lunch)
Mercury: (Dropkicks Jaune, Repeatedly gut kicks him)
Jaune: (Rolls over, Crying)
Yang: Hey! That guy just beat up Jaune the Bear Hugger!
Ruby: Jaune the Bear Hugger?! But... But he's the nicest guy at Beacon!
Blake: Let's beat and do nothing else to him!
Jaune: (Stands up, Holds RWBY back)
Jaune: (Hugs Mercury)
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