#cybertron’s crackhead kiddos au

[pastelpaperplanes]

I'm gonna sound stupid here, but do you have a list with all your current aus on that we can look at? You've got quite a few and I fear I'm lossing track with them all. It also dose not help that tumblr can be a jerk with the tags as well.

I’m happy to make a list :D so far officially there’s

Cybertron’s Future AU

Cybertron’s Future AU Expanded

Cybertron’s Legacy AU

Crack Kids AU

Cops and Mobs AU

Thorns and Thrones AU

Humanformers AU

you’re right in saying tumblr is a jerk with tags, pretty much the whole lot of them don’t show all the posts listed under each tag when you search for it on my blog. SO,,,

what I’ve suggested is to click the tag you want to see on my blog directly on the post, not search bar, and then all of what I have organized under that specific tag will show (like you can still search for the tag, but from there to see all posts for that tag, click on the tag on the post itself! and extra step it’s so ANNOYING I know I’m sorry)

I don’t think I can even make a big tag link post because of the fact that my blog has self destructed my tagging system :/ it sucks so bad but fuck it we ball

I will tag each AU ^^^directly on this ask to start the trail for you!

#asks #about me #cybertron’s legacy au #cops and mobs au #thorns and thrones au #humanformers #cybertron’s future au expanded #cybertron’s future au #cybertron’s crackhead kiddos au #how dare you nerf my tagging system I had it all pretty and organized :’ this is what I got #instead. sorry #and whoosh anon there are no stupid questions here😤💕

[thunderflowerssupremacy0]

Yeyyy more fankids part of my Tfa monarchy au, this time it's the triplets turn, they are megabee babies, how did it happen? I don't know and don't wand to think HOW, it just happened, this three are younger brothers to this assholes

( I ) Peace jumper : the eldest and the second most responsable, He has a pretty decent relationship with his brothers if we take into account that he hasn't killed them yet,still loves to piss off his older half brother war stryke, he's proud of his gold painting, and will literally kill anybody that ruins his good looks.

His voice claim would be vox from hazbin hotel

( II ) Doom hammer : middle child, too problematic for both of his creators liking, but still a very smart mech when it comes to making explosives, he enjoys the warm that comes with the explosion it reminds him of his sparkling days with bumblebee, he's very egocentric and proud of his shiny gold painting, he adores to torment his older half brother scapel (megatarn baby), just for the fun of it.

His voice claim would be chaz from helluva boss

( III ) Razor jaw : the youngest child and the less problematic of the three of them, has a special place in megatron's spark just like his older brother peace jumper, he's very good a tracking other bots and finding information on certain individuals, he's like a venus fly trap, He will wait whatever it takes to get what he wants.

His voice claim would be odetari

#They had babies #if was an horrible experience for me to even think of H O W #EWWW #transformers #tfa bumblebee #tfa monarchy au #tfa megatron #transformers animated #does this count as cybertrons crackhead kiddo's?? #i mean #beyonce and megan had babies lol

[eve-of-halloween]

So @pastelpaperplanes has mentioned having 3rd gens here and there and me, being me, decided to make a third gen little baby between her Blitzprowl NG Flug and my Sentlita NG Vanity. So meet Mouse! An energetic and wild child with a bit of a “I can take you in a fight” mentality despite how tiny she is (she only gets about as tall as her grandsire Prowl) But she’s got moxy to make up for it! Vanity wasn’t super pleased to see her Daughter inherited her old teal colors (she wont even let Flug find her own sparkling pictures her childhood colors were awful) But she keeps Mouse well polished so she wont feel left out due to not having shiny gold paint.

Mouse got her name because her parents courted through a game of cat and mouse, and the cat actually managed to catch the mouse.

#tfa flug #flug #tfa vanity #vanity #cybertron’s crackhead kiddos au #mouse #tfa mouse #sparkling #3rd gen #sparklings #chrackship baby #tfa ua #tfau #transformers #transformers animated #macadam #maccadam #my art #my work

[c0untrymutt]

baby child

baby child

baby child

i do not own baby child, Flug is owed by @pastelpaperplanes

i have never drawn in the tfa style so this is new for me :v 

#tfa #gift #cybertron's crackhead kiddos au #BABY #i love #HES TO CUTE FOR ME #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAa #pastelpaperplanes

[pastelpaperplanes]

ART DUMP!!!!

see I wish I had this miraculous skill called ‘being organized’ bc then a whole lot of these would have surfaced sooner

#oops #OH WELL #last pic w the four bots w NO NAMES—guess their crack creators ;) #my art #transformers #cybertron’s crackhead kiddos au #cybertron’s future au expanded #gore tw #virtus #firstwatch #papillon #jäger #sentinel prime #blitzwing #bumblebee #blitzbee #tfa riptide

[pastelpaperplanes]

here are the crack MegsMags daughters as promised!!these got out of hand w effort but look at how BEAUTIFUL they all are :’)) it’s pays off ahh

I’ve thought up personalities for this lot of well bc I have no self control:

Bailiff is the strongest of the five by far, but she’s a Lover WOMANIZER not a Fighter and more often uses her muscles to obliterate comrades in arm wrestles than do much good on the battlefield

Arcane is quiet, keeps to herself and her calculations—her talents lie in her sharp tongue and meticulous attention to detail. She’s a real sarcastic strategist, rarely does she approve of anyone else’s written battle plans but her own, a nod of approval from her would be nothing short of a miracle.

Animus is the spitting image of her Sire in both looks and leadership skills. Out of the five, she’s the most cordial given her level head and a natural way with words, but proper manners and kind looking eyes should not be taken for unwavering compassion. Animus is a by-the-book solider, stoic to the end on the battlefield and does not look back lest there be leverage in going back for stragglers. Despite her cold interior she does care deeply for her sisters, them and their safety are her top priorities.

Maul bites. She’s a real charmer with her wide range of creative explicatives and rude gestures, never failing to make her Carrier proud when making comments on the war council—when she’s invited at least. Most of the time she’s found tearing rookies to shreds or being creepy with knives rather than sharing input on escapades. Maul is a brawler! Point to who she can chew on and shes content.

Saga has a terminal case of RBF, but in all honesty she suits her. She’s arrogant, condescending, and extremely self-assured on her combat skills—rightfully so as she could easily go toe-to-toe with dear Carrier and not so much as break a sweat. She’s got all the tenacity of a true Decepticon, but to her heart she’s a brat. Completely incredulous and caught off guard when things don't go her way, she’s quick to lash out and save her pride than own up to a failure. Saga is a smug pretty little diva,,,but MAN. what a simp magnet

LOVE THESE MONSTERS!!!

#cooking up characters is FUN #I can get a little too into it #(cries in THREE divergent family aus) #I can’t decide who here is my fav but hmmmm #animus is up there bc she looks like a true Autobot but is ICY cold and hmmm #Saga is my queen and she’s just so RUDE #stop being mean or I swear to god I’m gonna fall IN LOVE W YOU #transformers #cybertron’s crackhead kiddos au #my art #megamags #megatron #tfa megatron #ultra magnus #tfa ultra magnus #animus #saga #bailiff #maul #arcane #transformers animated

[pastelpaperplanes]

Shirt Cut meme w Jäger for @nofunkypants come get ur BOY ;)

full pics under the cut!

#suggestive tw #transformers #my art #Jäger #cybertron’s crackhead kiddos au #soft body #shirt cut meme

[pastelpaperplanes]

Pastel I've got a severe case of brainrot and I can't find the one thing I'm looking for

Someone drew your boy Panzer without his goggles and mask but I CAN'T FIND IT

Help :)

Okay I’ve scoured the tags for every single maskless Panzer we’ve seen on main so far, let’s hope one of em is the post you’re looking for!!

bby Panzer

cursed emoji

first look

beautiful boy

if not lmk, I’ll look through again oh curse my broken tagging system :’)

#he’s a good boy #i must draw him again #though I do wanna draw him without the mask or better yet ANGRY (which it like. very rare for him given how restrained and gentle he is) #but that would require a very stressful situation >:3 we will see #asks #transformers #panzer #cybertron’s crackhead kiddos au

[pastelpaperplanes]

Gifts & Doodles!!

Full body ZigZag at @blurrisbestboi ‘s request✨

Savvy in all her jeweled crown glory for @random-cat

a celebratory BBFAU anniversary doodle for @eve-of-halloween ‘s darling father daughter duo

and Riptide, who clearly isn’t built for studying, for @watermelonsverything from @nofunkypants!

and finally a full body Cavalier for @nofunkypants !

#I’ve been busy hhh #my art #transformers #riptide #mtmte #lost light #cavalier #savvy #zigzag #bumblebee #tfa bumblebee #blitzwing #tfa blitzwing #hornet #bbfau #transformers animated #cybertron’s crackhead kiddos au

[pastelpaperplanes]

Is this a Starscream x megatron sparkling?

Is this a lockdown x starscream sparkling?

Is this a blackarachnia x starscream sparkling?

he is definitly a centinel sparkling

CLOSE!!!!

Good job on the Megs/SS crack kid! haha looks aside that smirk alone just screams Megatron >:3

Nice on the Lockdown/SS one too! Hot topic wannabe,,, he’s the worst but he’s got style

close on the third! You got Blackarachnia right—but the horns, maroon plating, collar and mouth plates all point to Grimlock! Ngl I got attached to this kiddo, he’s got a fun design so I might do smth with him later who knows

LASTLY. surprise surprise I actually left Sentinel alone for this lot. lmao he deserves to breatheBUT! I can see how you’d think Sentinel was a creator—but this gross boy here has a striped cap and some shiny face guards >:] familiar I hope—this one is an Op/Lockdown crack kid! He was the most fun to draw here I’ll admit, gives me pirate vibes hmmm

#ty for guessing!!!!! #asks #transformers #cybertron’s crackhead kiddos au #tagging for those who need it filtered >>> #megastar

[pastelpaperplanes]

art dump!!

some gifts, scribbles, HORDAK, some snare, anddd a cursed lockdown/bumblebee kiddo courtesy of @nofunkypants

#I haven’t finished anything in a long while do dumps are where it’s at for now 🥺👉👈 #my art #transformers #cybertron’s crackhead kiddos au #transformers animated #spop #hordak #blitzwing #tfa blitzwing

[pastelpaperplanes]

stream doodles✨

#we got mister nasty himself #babies and TEENAGERS #and gym bros wow what a range #transformers #my art #soft body #snare #jäger #cybertron’s crackhead kiddos au #transformers animated

[pastelpaperplanes]

Art dump!!!!

#op is so handsome I could cry #transformers #my art #transformers animated #maccadam #tfa optimus prime #Optimus prime #tfa blitzwing #blitzwing #throwback #jäger #envoy #cybertron’s crackhead kiddos au #cybertron’s future au

[pastelpaperplanes]

If you can guess the Creator’s you get mad bragging rights

#cursed #ALL AROUND THE BOARD #transformers #my art #cybertron’s crackhead kiddos au #repo #ditty #whoop #transformers animated

[pastelpaperplanes]

an extremely overdue ref for my best most terrible horrible bully of a boy PALADIN!!

If you remember him you’re a real one ;D

every single one of my simp cards belong to him now, move over Sentinel I’m done w you 💅✨

clean ref and smth sweet:

#big buff Cheeto puff #also look #just look at his color palette #I wanna eat iT GOD I LOVE ORANGE AND BLUE #transformers #my art #cybertron’s crackhead kiddos au #Paladin #tfa optimus prime #Optimus prime #tfa sentinel prime #sentinel prime #sentimus #transformers animated

[pastelpaperplanes]

doodle dump!

mashing abandoned wips on only a few canvases was just about the worst puzzle game I’ve ever playedANYWAYS there’s too much going on here I couldn’t even begin to list errr enjoy

#my art #transformers #transformers animated #cops and mobs au #cybertron’s crackhead kiddos au #crusade