The Beach: B
Jaune: Haa… that was something…
: What was something?
Jaune: Ahh?! What the…?! Oh, it’s just you, Blake. You startled me.
Blake: Sorry, but what’s wrong?
Jaune: Nothing to really… Wow… You’re looking great, Blake.
Blake: Oh… D-Do I…?
Jaune: You look very sexy!
Blake: O-Oh… T-Thank you…
Jaune: I don’t mean to… insinuate anything… But, since when were you soooo… filled out?
Blake: ‘Filled out?’
Jaune: …
Jaune: Thic…
Blake: Oh!
Jaune: I mean… I don’t remember you being so… full bodied.
Blake: T-Thank you… It must be because of my outfit… I mean, it’s a one piece bodysuit. It’s pretty tight so it probably makes me look pretty slim.
Jaune: ‘Pretty slim?’ I thought you were a B-Cup those are at least E-Cup!
Blake: And, tell me, Jaune: Is that a bad thing~?
Jaune: …
Jaune: N-No comment…
Blake: Fufufu~! So, tell me; what was this ‘something’ you spoke of?
Jaune: Nahh… Your teammates keep telling me what their favourite kinks are…
Blake: Their kinks…?
Jaune: Yeah…
Blake: And, they are…?
Jaune: You really want to know?
Blake: I’m curious, besides I know about, Ruby’s interest in tentacle porn. Can be much worse than that.
Jaune: How did you know that?
Blake: I found her ‘hidden stash.’ I’m not into such things myself, but they were quite spicy~!
Jaune: Well, she wants me to tie her up with rubber bands, and have my way with her; Did you know about that?
Blake: I know she was looking for rubber bands, I didn’t know why at the time, but now I know why. And, I must say, kinky~!
Jaune: Not to me it is…
Blake: What about, Yang?
Jaune: Brother complex. And, I’m the brother…
Blake: Really?
Jaune: Yeah. I have enough perverted sisters at home, I don’t need to deal with another one.
Blake: But, if you played, Yang’s little fantasy. You could play out some of your own sibling fantasies.
Jaune: …
Jaune: Weiss is a sub, and wants me to dominate her.
Blake: …
Blake: She’s a sub…? I thought she’d have a daddy kink.
Jaune: So did I. But, because of how much of an ass her father was to her, she didn’t like her father so the idea of a daddy kink to her is absolutely revolting. Actually, she almost went gay because of him.
Blake: But?
Jaune: But, because of her father being a complete asshole, and all the threats her father received because of what he’s done, she did some research to understand what their threats were about, and stumbled down the rabbit hole. And well, long story short she wants me to bound, and gage her, and have my way with her…
Blake: Wow…
Jaune: Yeah…
Blake: I did not… I did not expect that…
Jaune: Same. But, hey you two could probably get together, and talk about your shared kinks. So team bounding moments, yay!
Blake: I’m not into that.
Jaune: Y-You’re not…?
Blake: Nope.
Jaune: Really, I thought you did; Those, ‘Ninjas of Love’ books are filled with that stuff, and don’t you love that series?
Blake: Well, I do like the books, but I’ve… wait… H-How do you know what those books are about…?
Jaune: I proofread them for my sister.
Blake: Sister…? Your sister is, Catherine Mystique?!
Jaune: Technically her real name is, Janette Arc. The one on the books is just her pen name.
Blake: Oh… I-I didn’t know that.
Blake: …
Blake: Do you think…?
Jaune: I’ll get her autograph for you.
Blake: Yes!
Jaune: But, back to my previous question.
Blake: Hmm… Oh! Yeah… You remember, Adam, Adam Taurus?
Jaune: That male yangdere?
Blake: Yeah, so before I ran away to, Beacon he tied me up like in the books, because he thought I would like it. It was uncomfortable to say the least.
Jaune: Because he’s a crazy?
Blake: Well… he knocked me out, and then tied me up hanging from the ceiling so yeah… you can say it was because he was crazy. Luckily I managed to use my semblance to break out, and I ran for the hills, well, Beacon. You understand.
Jaune: I’d rather not, but no matter. So… I hate to ask… but, if you’re not into bondage, or other stuff like that, then what are you into?
Blake: A-Are you asking me what my kink is?
Jaune: Yeeeeeees…? I’m curious, okay?
Blake: Well, I suppose after our little conversation you can’t help, but be a little curious. So, to answer your question: Raceplay.
Jaune: Raceplay? Like… human x faunas?
Blake: Yep.
Jaune: Is this a, White Fang thing?
Blake: No… well… kinda? Look, I joined the, White Fang to create equality between humans, and faunas. For me that was to stop discrimination between the pair, and stopped all the things the, SDC were doing to us. I was never the hardcore kill all humans kind of person. I was however… I was a member of the secret club called the… HAA.
Jaune: HAA?
Blake: …
Blake: Human Addicts Anonymous.
Jaune: Say what now?
Blake: We were just a group of hormonal faunas girls who really had the hots of strong human males. Most of the faunas boys around us were so pathetic, but those humans~! They had such strong commanding presence to them that demand our attention! I-If one told us to sit, and bark like a dog, we would have howled at the moon! We would be their pretty little pets, and we would absolutely love it!
Jaune: Okay… I think you’re into more than just raceplay… g-good to know…
Jaune: …
Jaune: No it’s not. I regret asking you so, so many things.
Blake: Oh don’t be upset, I know you wouldn’t do that to me, Master~!
Jaune: Wait, what?! You want to do that depraved shit with me?!
Blake: Oh don’t worry, Master! I have everything planed out, and I know how to do all the naughty things you can do to your pet~!
Jaune: I don’t like where this is going…
Blake: We don’t have to do anything kinky if you don’t want to. However, I am putting my foot down at one thing!
Jaune: And, that is…?
Blake: A collar for me to wear with your name on it~!
Jaune: I want off this train!
Blake: Also, when we have sex, I want you to bre…?!
Jaune: That’s it! I’m out! I’m not having any of this shit! I’m going!
Blake: But, Master! Don’t you want to play with your little kitty cat~?
Jaune: AHHHHHH!!!
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Robyn: So Arc-
Jaune: You can call me “Jaune”. I’ve been here for five months.
Robyn: Well okay. Jaune um… what’s your day like with Fiona.
Jaune: Normal.
Robyn: Really? Nothing’s going on with you two?
Jaune: No. I just help her out. That’s it.
Robyn: Really?
Jaune: Yes.
Somewhere else
Nora: So Fiona. How long have you and Jaune been a couple?
Fiona: We’re not couple. What makes you think that?
Nora: You see him everyday. More than me.
Fiona: He helps me with the orphanage.
Nora: Nothing else?
Fiona: No!
Jaune and Fiona were in the Orphanage.
???: Mr. Arc? Mr. Thyme?
Jaune: What is it Rex?
Rex: Are you and Ms. Thyme a couple?
Fiona: Oh my- Robyn!
Robyn appears only to have May and Nora with her.
Jaune: Nora, you too?!
Nora: Look d-
Jaune: Nora.
Nora: *forgot the kid* Oh.
Jaune: Rex go to your room.
Rex: Okay. *leaves*
Jaune: Now what the hell wrong with you two?
Fiona: Why are you so obsessed with this?
Robyn: Because you two-
May: Look Fiona I been watching you two a lot and I have to admit it’s hard not to believe you’re not dating. In fact, I wouldn’t be surpise to call you both a married couple.
Fiona: Ugh you too May. Seriously wat-
May: You and Jaune do Laundry together.
May: Spend time with kids together.
May: In fact, when Jaune’s training leads him to get hurt, you are the first to drag him to the nursery and patch him up. Even when he tells us “Don’t worry about it.”
May: In fact you two are always in the kitchen together making dinner.
May: And Jaune, boy what Nora told me about you was damn lie. I saw what you did. Slow dancing in the night.
Nora: He was that smooth?
May: Smooth as Micheal Jackson.
Nora: Oh no.
Fiona: Um.
Jaune: Damn.
Nora: Oh yes. Finally. Fuck you Pyrrha! He go get right. *pulls scroll out her pocket and makes a call*
???: Hello.
Nora: Fuck you Weiss. You lose. He found someone better. He found the princess and gone make her his queen.
Jaune: Nora, calm down.
Nora: Fuck off Jaune. This is my victory.
In the twilight.
Pyrrha: Okay bitch, what did I do?
Adam: I mean you left the guy and died a meaningless death like Summer.
Summer: I gave birth to another silver eyed warrior. That has to count.
Hazel: Does she know how to use her eyes though?
Summer: Shut up.
Ironwood: And she destroyed Atlas and got Penny, Vine, Clover and myself killed so she’s kind a misfortune upon us.
Summer: Okay ya’ll need to stop disrespecting my daughter. Ya’ll made mistake.
Ironwood: Or so you say.
Summer: We can fight. We can fight right now James.
Pyrrha: I don’t understand.
Penny: Friend Pyrrha you are the main source of his trauma and pain.
Pyrrha: B-you know what… fuck all you.
Roman: Whoa Invincible Champion, it’s not our fault your ‘boyfriend’ decided to break that little curse you placed on him.
Pyrrha: Oh come on- I’m leaving. I don’t need this.
Summer: My death had meaning. My daughter has a mystery to solve.
Adam: So finally one of your daughters is actually trying to know what happened to you. It’s too bad they have to find the same woman that took one of them many years to find.
Summer: Oh my god.
Roman: Not to mention at least Penny’s death served a purpose. Winter’s alive. She kept thousands of people alive. While your death, Pyrrha, caused more suffering than good.
Pyrrha: You know what who wants to fight first? Who? Cause I’ll show you why they written me off. Name one. Who can body me? Who?! Step up. STEP UP!
Adam: Oh I never run from no challenge. Especially no One-V-One, come on bitch.
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