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contextfreedungeon · a day ago
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How you imagine the campaign vs how it goes
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thatonenewdungeonmaster · 2 days ago
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You don't know real power until you have a Deck of Many Things in your inventory
Guys, this is a joke
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polyampotato · a day ago
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Variety Pack of Dnd Quotes from the past couple year's games
"I roll to yeet the gnome"
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bards-anonymous · 2 months ago
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Me, hearing a big secret dropped by a one player to another during roleplay, knowing it will have catastrophic consequences for the party but my character isn't in the room to hear it:
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vaults-n-wyverns · a year ago
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Things I Include In My D&D Games That My Players Don't Know About
If they hold a wooden bowl and walk into a locked door, they'll phase through it like it's Skyrim
If they attempt to jump backwards up a set of stairs, with a high enough dex roll, they will launch up the stairs, through the roof, and into the upper atmosphere
There is an Anti-Tarrasque.
Trolls have 12 different blood colors, with only 2 existing in aquatic troll varieties.
If they enter a new area fast enough, they can catch the birds flying without moving anywhere.
Trees DON'T make sounds when they fall and no one's around, there's just no one around that can prove that
Lazer guns exist, they're just shy
If you get knocked prone on a sloped surface, there is a 1% chance of clipping into the terrain
There's a 1% chance of the textures in someone's face not loading correctly
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zhjake · a year ago
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you've heard of owlbears but have you considered aperavens
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masternest · 2 months ago
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dykes-for-dnd · 5 months ago
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Tried my hand at creating a race for my new character…
Personally I think I should write for dnd beyond
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dndaddyissues · a year ago
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I pass one of my players a folded note. She reads it. Her eyebrows raise, and her peers heckle her, trying to take the paper from her. She insists it is nothing. The gnome is now cursing. My player curses back. The fighter calls her a traitor and declares an Insight check. I allow it. My player attempts a Deception check. I allow it. It is a dead tie. The table erupts in hoarse accusations. The note falls to the ground, forgotten. It says: “Read this; raise your eyebrows; say nothing to the others; and I will give you a +3 longsword.” I lean back behind my DM screen and watch the fireworks implode. This is my design.
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pride-raven · 5 months ago
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when your friend doesn’t show up for d&d night
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mocha-mothman · 6 months ago
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Zodiac D&D make-a-character
I made this procrastinating on an essay, please enjoy. I’m a folk hero Tabaxi Druid myself
Sun: Race
Aries: Genasi
Taurus: Firbolg
Gemini: Tabaxi
Cancer: Aasimar
Leo: Tiefling
Virgo: Elf
Libra: Aarakocra
Scorpio: Goliath
Sagittarius: Dwarf
Capricorn: Half-Orc
Aquarius: Halfling
Pisces: Dragonborn
Rising: Class
Aries: Fighter
Taurus: Barbarian
Gemini: Warlock
Cancer: Druid
Leo: Bard
Virgo: Sorcerer
Libra: Paladin
Scorpio: Rogue
Sagittarius: Ranger
Capricorn: Monk
Aquarius: Wizard
Pisces: Cleric
Moon: Background
Aries: Pirate
Taurus: Scholar
Gemini: Entertainer
Cancer: Hermit
Leo: Criminal
Virgo: Spy
Libra: Knight
Scorpio: Outlander
Sagittarius: Folk Hero
Capricorn: Noble
Aquarius: Sage
Pisces: Acolyte
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thatonenewdungeonmaster · 6 months ago
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lobotomizedskull · 5 months ago
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bards-anonymous · 3 months ago
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Me looking @ the Natural 1 I just rolled, knowing its about to have instant and irreversible consequences:
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contextfreedungeon · 12 days ago
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Bard: I killed him with an impression.
Rogue: Literally bullied him so hard he died.
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zhjake · 5 months ago
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Highfane unique lineage 2/3, Woodwose.  Folks, if you liked big crab, I think I can interest you in big turnip
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shiny-polyhedrons · a year ago
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DMs be like “i know a spot” and then lead you directly into the consequences of your actions 
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dykes-for-dnd · 3 months ago
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Dnd update: my character learnt what taxes are shortly followed by tax evasion
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dndaddyissues · a year ago
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the DM: and then the reigning champion emerges from a cloud of dust. the four of you stare up at...
the players:
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the DM: ...her...
the players:
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[Image ID: The first picture is of a cartoon cat, staring attentively at something off screen. The second picture is the same cat, except their pupils are blown wide to a ridiculous and adorable amount. End ID.]
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nevergetstuck · 7 months ago
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