#d&d shenanigans
contextfreedungeon · 2 days ago
HOO boi, I’ve got some for you:
“There’s gonna be snake guts within a six foot cube”
"How do you ride a fairy?" "You just do, man"
“Roll for Bilbo”
“Do you want to lick it off?”
I may be back later to give you more but please enjoy these no context crumbs
These are...beautiful
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bards-anonymous · 3 months ago
Me, hearing a big secret dropped by a one player to another during roleplay, knowing it will have catastrophic consequences for the party but my character isn't in the room to hear it:
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vaults-n-wyverns · a year ago
Things I Include In My D&D Games That My Players Don't Know About
If they hold a wooden bowl and walk into a locked door, they'll phase through it like it's Skyrim
If they attempt to jump backwards up a set of stairs, with a high enough dex roll, they will launch up the stairs, through the roof, and into the upper atmosphere
There is an Anti-Tarrasque.
Trolls have 12 different blood colors, with only 2 existing in aquatic troll varieties.
If they enter a new area fast enough, they can catch the birds flying without moving anywhere.
Trees DON'T make sounds when they fall and no one's around, there's just no one around that can prove that
Lazer guns exist, they're just shy
If you get knocked prone on a sloped surface, there is a 1% chance of clipping into the terrain
There's a 1% chance of the textures in someone's face not loading correctly
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paintedwarpony · 7 months ago
Liam just pretending to hold a giant sandwich.
Thank the heavens for this Shakspearian Classically Trained D&D player
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thrumugnyr · 15 days ago
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Having an Aasimar friend is both a curse and a blessing~ (art by @copypastus)
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nat1lifestyle · 10 days ago
I used DALL•E to imagine what Anthony Burch's tattoo must look like.
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zhjake · 8 months ago
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A commission done in the style of the older Kamigawa flip cards of one of their player's characters!
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gentlethey-more-art · a month ago
D&D fanart at it's finest
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snoozlebee · 9 months ago
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good news it’s doodle dump o’fucking clock!!!! featuring arden and dr clark from the scifi mystery d&d campaign enjoying FUTURE WEED, a thinly veiled ripoff of xfiles frohike i was going to use in a discord rp server until my brain fizzled out for good, some brush tests that turned into a bg, me trying my hand at building a harmony rig (heavily in progress!), bosch looking discontent (tm), and a scifi au version of eustace that is just a tiny little crab man/smuggler
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justavulcan · 4 months ago
Backgrounds With Class Masterpost
This is far and away the biggest project I’ve ever posted here, so for convenience’s sake here’s all the posts in this series.  Thank you all very much for your time and consideration.
Artificer, Barbarian, Bard, Cleric, Druid, Fighter, Monk, Paladin, Ranger, Rogue, Sorcerer, Warlock, Wizard
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dnd-on-a-budget · a month ago
DM: You're big pharma
Aster, our sorcerer apothecary owner: No, I'm lil pharma
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contextfreedungeon · 11 days ago
Cleric: I can do weddings and funerals.
Rogue: At the same time?
Cleric: Possibly.
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bards-anonymous · 5 months ago
Me looking @ the Natural 1 I just rolled, knowing its about to have instant and irreversible consequences:
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daviswaldeniv · 2 months ago
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A look at my D&D journal. Theodore Druett/Callum Hawthorne’s an undead rogue/warlock and an amnesiac, so I’m planning on capturing on his journey through images as he tries to figure out who he is. Theodore’s patron is the ringleader of a spooky carnival that he was a part of before his adventures began.
I made journal entries for each of the nations of the world that we’re playing in. It’s fun trying to capture the essence of each country via images.
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paintedwarpony · a year ago
Bro this is starting to sound ALOT like the theories that the Luxon was hoping/wanting someone not to worship it but STUDY AND UNDERSTAND IT and that Essek is the only true champion of the Luxon.
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greentrickster · 6 months ago
D&D story and character idea: a wizard who has a very old, very rare spell book that they found as a child and have been translating all their life, and are only just now learning to use. The language it’s written in is very old, but there are lots of obvious and confirmed signs that it belonged to an extremely powerful,well-known mage from centuries past, and the wizard is very proud of it.
Flash forward to like, maybe level twelve or thirteen, and the party somehow comes into contact with the spirit/ghost/ascended form of this mage, who, upon discovering the wizard has their old book, is absolutely horrified. “How did you get that?!? It should have been destroyed upon my death, or at least sealed away for all eternity-!!!”
And the party is, naturally, surprised, like, “Why, are there really dangerous secrets or spells in it?”
No. No there are not any really dangerous secrets or spells in it.
In fact, there aren’t any spells in it at all, because it’s not a spell book, it’s a rather saucy fanfiction the mage wrote when they were younger. “It’s not even one of my good ones, why did you have to find that one?!??”
Long story short, the wizard isn’t as good at translating as they thought they were and aren’t, in fact, a wizard at all - they’re a sorcerer who’s managed to make the activation components of their spells specific sentences from this old, mistranslated, misunderstood fanfic. And they’ve been running into battle shouting the ye olden equivalent of things like “SASUKEEEEEEE!” and “And then they banged like whoa man” in the language the book is written in.
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killer-clown-car · a year ago
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zhjake · 5 months ago
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Some Highfane NPCs
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saint-sigma · 3 months ago
Are your players telling you that your encounters are too easy?
Send them to destroy a necromancer in the catacombs of Paris.
1 skeleton = 1/4 CR
Six million skeletons in the Paris catacombs = 1,500,000 CR
Good luck.
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fc-hut · 3 months ago
Bard whose performance is just super tight, completely silent, but utterly aggressive yoyo tricks
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