Finally got to play some remote D&D and, man, I did not realize how much I missed just hanging out with friends and coming up with dumb shit for your characters to do. We had machete-nuncucks, bombs getting flung around in a makeshift slingshots, and one character made a briefcase his number 1 weapon. It was a great time! Looking forward to whatever shenanigans we get into next week!
If anyone’s interested I’m making a Dragonborn Queen to flush out my character Knight Ambrosia Delmirev’s backstory. So,,, here’s some stuff I’ve written.
Queen Magdelonia Kralconi
Red dragon ancestry
7’2” of glistening crimson scales that appear to be always coated in blood. Her faintly pink tinged horns curl into a complicated crown like knot suspended atop her head, growing from the plateau above her ears and branching out before curling up and in, the left horn twisting horizontally and curling out over the front, the right horn doing the same around the back, creating a wavy circle. The ends tip up to a point just before running into each other, keeping the two horns from ever touching. As is customary she wears many pieces of jewelry, feathers, decorative cloth, and scales belonging to loved ones tied to and draped along her horns. Her hands are massive, powerful things armed with pink claws that sharpen to a deadly point and can usually be seen cradling a staff made of two stalks of pink tinted bone that curl around each other until forming a nest at the top that holds a red crystal that glows like fire and is commonly referred to as the Hestia’s Heart. Family: Husband, King (but Queens are primary rulers) Alphonse Ealtheth. Daughter, Callioni Ealtheth. Son, Allore Kralconi-Ealtheth. Callioni chose to go by her father’s last name as a sort of slight towards her mother. She resent her mother for the fact that she’ll be expected to grow up and one day take over the title of Queen, this distaste runs through her so strong that she broke off a good chunk of one of her horns, disrupting the crown like knot (which is shaped differently than her mother’s but I don’t know exactly what it looks like yet). Allore has no such distaste and took the hyphenated version.
Here’s one for you DM’s that want some edible haste
Appearance: A hash brown biscuit, cooked to it’s natural brown/orange color. If placed down, the food shakes a bit.
Description: This hash brown, made by a former cook turned wizard, has magic imbued in it. Not only does this hash brown taste great, it also gives the eater the haste spell. Please note you have the eat the whole hash brown for this to apply.
Attribute: Once eaten, the eater has the haste spell applied to them for 3 turns
-Counts as a ration.
Prepare yourselves for a Dungeons & Dragons drawing dump￼ 👏🏼👏🏼
Our not so benevolent DM, John
best worst￼￼￼ elven bard, Sir Stroganoff￼ III
bitey mighty gnome barbarian￼, Gnavvern
competent player halfling paladin, Blight
A+ teamwork & problem-solving￼￼￼ skill
And much, much more to come￼— 👍🏼👍🏼